Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's just occurred to me...Bob is a fake gamer girl thot born into a fat, diabetes ridden man.

Stay with me here. Bob only knows one pop culture nerd thing moderately well (Mario). He knows next to nothing about any other nerd thing. When he tries to talk about it, its filled with obvious errors that even the most cursory nerd fan knows is wrong. He pimps that one pop culture nerd thing so people think he's the real deal.

The problem is that gamer girl thots are hot and everyone thinks they can fuck them for some reason, so they get a pass. Bob is a obese man, with diabetes with the same intelligence level as well as level of morality. He confuses everyone, wondering what his deal is.

He is what happens when a gamer girl thot just happens to be a man. A very ugly, very dumb, very fat, man.
 
It's just occurred to me...Bob is a fake gamer girl thot born into a fat, diabetes ridden man.

Stay with me here. Bob only knows one pop culture nerd thing moderately well (Mario). He knows next to nothing about any other nerd thing. When he tries to talk about it, its filled with obvious errors that even the most cursory nerd fan knows is wrong. He pimps that one pop culture nerd thing so people think he's the real deal.

The problem is that gamer girl thots are hot and everyone thinks they can fuck them for some reason, so they get a pass. Bob is a obese man, with diabetes with the same intelligence level as well as level of morality. He confuses everyone, wondering what his deal is.

He is what happens when a gamer girl thot just happens to be a man. A very ugly, very dumb, very fat, man.
I think that might be a little insulting to thots, they might be massive whores but at least they aren't constantly calling for genocide on Twitter.
 
Sperging about Julian Assange.

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And FYI that is MST3K's "TV's Frank" Conniff, because being the villain's sidekick in what series creator Joel Hodgson has referred to as a "Cow Town Puppet Show" makes you a go-to source for lefty hot-takes.

I mean he's been doing this for years. And is still fat.

I can see why Bob holds him in esteem.
 
Does he really think that’s going happen?

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He would make Phoenix uncomfortable as well.

Also, here’s a simple favor from Neontaster.
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Fuck's sake as a mutant even Magneto (when he is well written and not just edgy as fuck "put homo sapiens in the oven" mode) would say Blobbo goes too far

Black Panther is an monarch of isolationist etnostate that build a Wall (Mexico didn't pay for it, tho) around their country so the poor fucks won't harsh their mellow. They got rich due the circumstances (a meteor of macguffin alloy crashed into their huts) not their intellectual superiority Bob claim to love. They are, by the definition, African Elites.

If you want to enjoy your escapism media, it's fine. Gods know I love consuming some trash in my spare time. But once you try to bend it into an anvil that the political thought is forged on, you should maybe do a double take.
FTFY
 
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He thought that joke was good enough to pin :story:

Its probably related to this high iq twitter exchange
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Still fending off flak from the x-men tweet
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Suddenly he cares about classicism
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JERBS
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Posting about a fellow cow. And yes bob your life is that sad.
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"celebrating corporatist consumerism". Bob- elderly pop culture critic that loves Marvel, Star Wars and Nintendo (and McDonalds) agreeing with a critique of consumerism is definitley pot-kettle-black territory.
 
Speaking as someone who's familiar with speedrunning, allow me to explain who "RWhiteGoose" is:

He is a popular streamer obsessed with old Nintendo games who has a level of knowledge and community connections that Bob could only dream of. I feel like Bob's criticisms of people aren't out of genuine disdain, but jealousy. Yes, including for Donald Trump.
 
Speaking as someone who's familiar with speedrunning, allow me to explain who "RWhiteGoose" is:

He is a popular streamer obsessed with old Nintendo games who has a level of knowledge and community connections that Bob could only dream of. I feel like Bob's criticisms of people aren't out of genuine disdain, but jealousy. Yes, including for Donald Trump.

But he's a Nazi because....Nazis..."goose-stepped".....and his name is RWhite "Goose".... See? NAZI!!!
 
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