Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LN 910]

I'm utterly perplexed by Bob trying to suggest writing video essays is "hard work". Literally everyone is doing it because it's easy views with minimum effort, and people who don't know any better will treat you like a genius. It'd literally be more difficult for Bob to sniff his own farts than for some nobody to do his job, given that he'd have to move his neck and he'd probably die from the smell.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm utterly perplexed by Bob trying to suggest writing video essays is "hard work". Literally everyone is doing it because it's easy views with minimum effort, and people who don't know any better will treat you like a genius. It'd literally be more difficult for Bob to sniff his own farts than for some nobody to do his job, given that he'd have to move his neck and he'd probably die from the smell.

Remember, this is the guy who flat out said writers, scriptwriters, and creators are all individual jobs. (Might as well throw "typist" on there too, because, seriously, does any creative writer hire a typist anymore?) A Bob Chipman resume must have more padding than someone in one of those inflatable Sumo costumes.

 

[LN 910]

It'd have more padding than my Moviebob cosplay.

 

[Mola Ram]

It'd have more padding than my Moviebob cosplay.

Six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade in one hand; 20 pack of Chicken Nuggies in the other (with sauce!).

 

[Judge Dredd]

How do I rate Moviebob :late: based on the title alone?

TL;DW Bob might have a point but he ruins it by being Bob Chipman. The premise of "people change their minds but their old opinions are on the internet forever" does have a nugget of truth to it. Where it falls apart is that Bob goes on to claim that his jokes about Megan Fox in his Transformers review were misogynist and he's not like that now.

No Bob, you're not a misogynist because you made some jokes about an actress in a bad film 9 years ago. You're a misogynist because when you learned your friend would sexually assault women when he got drunk, you turned a blind eye.

 

[Mola Ram]

TL;DW Bob might have a point but he ruins it by being Bob Chipman. The premise of "people change their minds but their old opinions are on the internet forever" does have a nugget of truth to it. Where it falls apart is that Bob goes on to claim that his jokes about Megan Fox in his Transformers review were misogynist and he's not like that now.

No Bob, you're not a misogynist because you made some jokes about an actress in a bad film 9 years ago. You're a misogynist because when you learned your friend would sexually assault women when he got drunk, you turned a blind eye.

No, it doesn't work that way. See, as long as Bob and people like him have the correct beliefs, then their horrible actions can be forgiven, or at least willfully ignored. Just like accepting Jesus as your savior. You wouldn't have thought an obstreperous atheist would behave so much like the most hypocritical fundamentalist Christian, but, well, here we are.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You wouldn't have thought an obstreperous atheist would behave so much like the most hypocritical fundamentalist Christian, but, well, here we are.

That automatically qualifies as a scumbag.

 

[Rei is shit]

Still engaging with trolls.

 

[Mola Ram]

Still engaging with trolls.
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Well at least he's using his time constructively.

 

[BubbleButt]

Pee covered fat guy avatar

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Pee covered basement-dwelling man child avatar

FTFY.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Don't discriminate against people for who they are or what they look like.

Anime avatar.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Still engaging with trolls.
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I wonder if he’s “fighting” with his trolls because he feels that he can get away with it because of new management at the Escapist won’t reprimand him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wonder if he’s “fighting” with his trolls because he feels that he can get away with it because of new management at the Escapist won’t reprimand him.

Well, until Russ gets dragged into court.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Pee covered fat guy avatar

"Piss Bob"

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I wonder if he’s “fighting” with his trolls because he feels that he can get away with it because of new management at the Escapist won’t reprimand him.

For someone who does REAL work in REAL industries and isn’t a filthy YouTube streamer you’d think he’d be too busy to fight the trolls....

 

[Rei is shit]

"Piss Bob"

He tried to lead us into a superior future, but the whasteland mayonnaise ghouls (who dont matter because they cant EVOLVE) on harassment forums crucified him.

Spoiler

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He tried to lead us into a superior future, but the whasteland mayonnaise ghouls (who dont matter because they cant EVOLVE) on harassment forums crucified him.

Spoiler

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You owe me a new keyboard because I just spit water all over this one asshole.

 

[Kyria the Great]

For someone who does REAL work in REAL industries and isn’t a filthy YouTube streamer you’d think he’d be too busy to fight the trolls....

Fighting the filthy trolls is his job and since he has a captive audience of paypigs, he will keep limping on for a while, that is until inevitably his antics come to head with the impending defamation lawsuit speared towards The Escapist which does involve Bob to a degree.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Fighting the filthy trolls is his job and since he has a captive audience of paypigs, he will keep limping on for a while, that is until inevitably his antics come to head with the impending defamation lawsuit speared towards The Escapist which does involve Bob to a degree.

I have a feeling that this is going to fuck him hard.