Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

Someone should tell Bob that calling Japanese people "shortsighted morons" is a racist dog-whistle

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Does this mean Bob is no longer a weeb?

I hope not. He has the hottest of the takes on Dragon Ball Zed. I'm afraid my brain hasn't swollen up to Bob's size, possibly because I don't ingest nearly as many nitrates, so this just goes right over my head.

>Bobby speaks about masculinity
>lol

 

[The Great Chandler]

He would probably praise it as someone giving a kid a "Dose of reality" or "Helping him mature and learn how the real world is" as if someone is elevating that child's intelect in some sort of way.

It's almost as if leftists like Bobby here cater for fantasy over reali- Oh wait!

 

[BScCollateral]

A professional media critic suggests that "villain with relatable motivation" comes from Dragonball.

 

[Judge Holden]

Does....does moviebob think Vegeta was the first anti hero/anti villain?

I think I heard the faint rumblings of every ancient greek poet and writer spinning in their graves

 

[Mr Snek]

Imagine thinking that Killmonger and Kylo-ren are good anti-heroes in the first place. They're whiny psychopaths with daddy issues.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Imagine thinking that Killmonger and Kylo-ren are good anti-heroes in the first place. They're whiny psychopaths with daddy issues.

Well if you want a fantastic Anti-Hero, one would probably would have thought of Frank Castle(aka The Punisher) or Guts from Berserk, but one is one that right-wing dudebros like, so cannot use that and the second isn't mainstream enough to want to use according to Bob. Then again, those are just my opinions but if you needed me to, I could back up my claims on why these characters fit the Anti-Heroic template to a t.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I hope not. He has the hottest of the takes on Dragon Ball Zed. I'm afraid my brain hasn't swollen up to Bob's size, possibly because I don't ingest nearly as many nitrates, so this just goes right over my head.

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>Bobby speaks about masculinity
>lol

Still amazes me that people look up to him as some sort of legitimate critic, when he's just a hack.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Well if you want a fantastic Anti-Hero, one would probably would have thought of Frank Castle(aka The Punisher) or Guts from Berserk, but one is one that right-wing dudebros like, so cannot use that and the second isn't mainstream enough to want to use according to Bob. Then again, those are just my opinions but if you needed me to, I could back up my claims on why these characters fit the Anti-Heroic template to a t.

Hell, is Killmonger even an anti-hero? I thought of him as Snidely Whiplash in blackface.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I didn't mention this before, but I love his house boat tweet. I can picture him now, sitting on the rear deck in yellowed underpants drinking juice from a tin cup, Princes Peach dakimakura beside him while the little folding camping chair he sits on preys for death. His face contorted into a permanent scowl as he curses the simpletons on the mainland for ignoring him, the personification of the superior future. Then he gets up to empty the chemical toilet...

Bob wouldn't even make it away from the dock before his girth causes the boat to sink.

 

[Judge Holden]

Imagine thinking that Killmonger and Kylo-ren are good anti-heroes in the first place. They're whiny psychopaths with daddy issues.

Yeah, as much as Marvel sucks every kind of dick these days, and as hit and miss (mostly miss) his stories have been, the concept of Magneto has always been one of the best villain archetypes in comic history, being a holocaust survivor who lost everything and is now willing to do absolutely anything to make his people are strong enough to ensure history doesnt repeat itself, to the point of just straight up considering his people entirely removed (and superior) to humanity and justified in any atrocity against this "lesser race" in a sad echo of what was done to him and his family

Probably explains why Blobbenfuhrer doesnt bring him up, since his own personal narrative on his life and his "mission" reads like the most hilariously pathetic retelling of this shit imaginable, with him being a high school bullying survivor who lost his dignity and is now willing to whine about absolutely everything to make his SOOPERRYA FYOOTYA people be the only ones allowed to vote or speak without censorship and ensure that history doesn't repeat itself, to the point of straight up declaring "his" people entirely removed (and infinitely superior....somehow) from all those damn dirty subhuman wasteland/gamer bros and justified in straight up mass disenfranchisement, censorship, authoritarianism, and flat out genocide against them for not agreeing with him on twitter, in what can only be seen as utter vindication of every chad and nerd and school janitor who ever beat his ass into the ground during his youth.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Anti-heroes, by definition, are simply hero characters that lack the classical heroic traits-things like idealism and morality. That doesn't mean they need to have the opposite of those traits, the anti-hero type fits perfectly well for a "punch clock hero" who does it because it's a job for him, but the big point is the anti-hero is still a HERO, and the fact that Bob is trying to turn straight villains into anti-heroes just highlights how little he knows about storytelling.

Now I dont know how Kylo ends up being in the new Star Wars, I havent watched a second of it, but I have seen Black Panther and Kilmonger was about as far on the villain side as one could be. His plan was armed violent rebellion that would result in thousands, possibly millions of innocent people dead as collateral damage. His motivations might seem sympathetic but even the most bloody of anti-heroes tend to only make corpses of the people who shot at them first.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's hard for me the to fathom how dumb this statement is. Their's so many dumb things being said in such a short period and mistakes being built on top of mistakes, it's almost impossible to deconstruct because what's being said has no basis in reality
It's more than being stupid its almost like a great deal of time and intellect was dedicated to saying something the thickest thing possible.

Well Shaun I'm delighted when my tiny nephews take the time to explain things they're passionate about, so take the time to listen because it's important to them even if I personally don't give a single shit about buzz lightyear and I'm always happy to have a conversation with people simply because alternative perspectives are stimulating, even if it's dumb. But then again what can be said of a man who took cinema sins as legitimate critique which needed rebuffing?

Shaun appears to a Dobson/Sargon style poster where he's really conceited and says really dull asinine things weekly but gets away with it like Sargon because Americans get confused by English accents is he thread worthy?

 

[Lensherr]

Not Bob per say. He did re-tweet this but the replies are what makes it funny.
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Do people like Shaun, Bob, and the guy's replying to the tweet actively want more people to dislike the movie than there already are, because reading comments like this, I can't help but think that either a). yes they do, or b). they're too stupid/arrogant to realize that they're probably doing just that. Now like I've said before, I don't feel strongly one way or another about the film, but if there was a controversial film I enjoyed and I wanted people to understand my POV (which I'm going to assume Shaun, Bob et. al. want), I wouldn't go around acting like a smug prick about my opinions lest I alienate others into refusing to hear any arguments in its favor.

Pot, meet Kettle.
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No bad tactics...
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There have been Neo-Nazis in America ever since the end of WWII, and we've always let them speak their minds. Hell, George Lincoln Rockwell even gave a speech at Berkeley, which would be completely untenable today for obvious reasons. So if they're so persuasive, why haven't they taken over our government by this point and recruited more than a minuscule fraction of our populace to their ranks? But who needs logic and a solid grasp of history when you've bought hook line and sinker into the current Brown Scare moral panic being pushed by academia, the mainstream media, and left-wing Twitter in an attempt to justify a crackdown on civil liberties and silence those who dare speak out against their narrative. After all, when you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar: you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say. Plus when Bob says his hateful rhetoric should be exempt from the limitations on free expression he supports, he's essentially admitting that Hitler did nothing wrong except target the wrong people, that his narrative is correct and should not be questioned and he shouldn't be held to the same standards as those damn dirty peasants.

EDIT: BTW cheers to 1800 pages everyone!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

1800 Pages! I have a feeling we're going to get to 2000 pages by the first half of 2019. Let's continue laughing at Bob for being, well Bob.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Anti-heroes, by definition, are simply hero characters that lack the classical heroic traits-things like idealism and morality. That doesn't mean they need to have the opposite of those traits, the anti-hero type fits perfectly well for a "punch clock hero" who does it because it's a job for him, but the big point is the anti-hero is still a HERO, and the fact that Bob is trying to turn straight villains into anti-heroes just highlights how little he knows about storytelling.

Now I dont know how Kylo ends up being in the new Star Wars, I havent watched a second of it, but I have seen Black Panther and Kilmonger was about as far on the villain side as one could be. His plan was armed violent rebellion that would result in thousands, possibly millions of innocent people dead as collateral damage. His motivations might seem sympathetic but even the most bloody of anti-heroes tend to only make corpses of the people who shot at them first.

The problem is that bob is confusing the antihero and the antivillain... And is still using the latter wrong

 

[Judge Dredd]

Yeah, as much as Marvel sucks every kind of dick these days, and as hit and miss (mostly miss) his stories have been, the concept of Magneto has always been one of the best villain archetypes in comic history, being a holocaust survivor who lost everything and is now willing to do absolutely anything to make his people are strong enough to ensure history doesnt repeat itself, to the point of just straight up considering his people entirely removed (and superior) to humanity and justified in any atrocity against this "lesser race" in a sad echo of what was done to him and his family

Probably explains why Blobbenfuhrer doesnt bring him up, since his own personal narrative on his life and his "mission" reads like the most hilariously pathetic retelling of this shit imaginable, with him being a high school bullying survivor who lost his dignity and is now willing to whine about absolutely everything to make his SOOPERRYA FYOOTYA people be the only ones allowed to vote or speak without censorship and ensure that history doesn't repeat itself, to the point of straight up declaring "his" people entirely removed (and infinitely superior....somehow) from all those damn dirty subhuman wasteland/gamer bros and justified in straight up mass disenfranchisement, censorship, authoritarianism, and flat out genocide against them for not agreeing with him on twitter, in what can only be seen as utter vindication of every chad and nerd and school janitor who ever beat his ass into the ground during his youth.

Bob did a video years ago (I think it was called Magneto Was Right) which he explains he likes Magneto, but not for the reasons you said. He likes him because, if Bob got super powers, he'd use them to get revenge on the people that wronged him.

That reminds me. If The Escapist loses it's lawsuit, what are the plans (if any) for archiving Bob's videos?

Well Shaun I'm delighted when my tiny nephews take the time to explain things they're passionate about, so take the time to listen because it's important to them even if I personally don't give a single shit about buzz lightyear and I'm always happy to have a conversation with people simply because alternative perspectives are stimulating, even if it's dumb. But then again what can be said of a man who took cinema sins as legitimate critique which needed rebuffing?

To give Bob credit (saying that out loud triggers my gag reflex for some reason) he did say that he asked his niece about all the different Paw Patrol members and what they do for that reason. Though of course he gets autistic with it.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1077683517977518080

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That reminds me. If The Escapist loses it's lawsuit, what are the plans (if any) for archiving Bob's videos?

I'm no really sure. Since they own the videos, I imagine someone would acquire their content and upload them as archives.

BTW, would The Escapist really shutdown if they lose the lawsuit? Also, how would the damage cripple what little is left of Bob's career?

 

[Brother Wind]

A professional media critic suggests that "villain with relatable motivation" comes from Dragonball.

Except Vegeta didn't have a relatable motivation. It didn't even feel like revenge, he just told Goku, "yo please don't die. You are the last Saiyan now."

But the whole Cell saga is mostly caused by Vegeta being a gigantic fuck. Especially Perfect Cell. He's pure hubris. Its what makes him compelling. Not being an anti-hero.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Probably explains why Blobbenfuhrer doesnt bring him up

Anymore. Bobby made a video some years ago where the title was *ahem* "Magneto Was Right". In it he express the feeling that he wants to believe that he was "bullied" because he was, and I'm quoting here, "superior". Also Micheal Jordan can go piss up a rope because he was super popular and rich for "bouncing a ball". All that fame shoulda went to Bill Gates because Gates is smart and stuff. Bobby has apparently never heard of Microsoft. It's incredible re-watching this and seeing him in his current state

He tried to warn us...we didn't listen

What's funny and/or sad is that Bob renounced that episode he did a little while ago in a huge twitter slap fight that probably ended with Bob blocking the other person, all the while never actually changing his outlook or disposition on life.

tfw drive by self awareness keeps on driving by...