Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I've asked this before, but why does bob follow so many troons?
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I don't pay attention to know if it's weirdly high but my assumption would just be Bob's personality overlaps with troons. Ones we have threads on usually share the "white super-aggressive self-hating guy who complains about 'white dudebros' in pop culture despite describing their own antics" gimmick that Bob has going for him.
 
Leave it to Bob to have the most exceptional hot take on Ralph Northam.
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“Democrats are the good guys!”
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I saw this on Twitter last night in response to the entire Northam thing. Since Bob wants to make this about Trump...
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That is even worse than blackface in the Trump photo. They successfully found a way to morph themselves into a minority, presumably through some kind of Teutonic sorcery. Blackface is just pretend and not abusing arcane magicks to steal identity from the marginalized. Who knows how many of them are out there.
 
The Obama economy was effectively twice as bad for the black community. Unemployment numbers were 2-3x that of any other group. What made it particularly damning is during most prior economic downturns black unemployment numbers tended to be somewhat lower than everyone else.

But they got free 'Bama phones and got to feel really good about themselves, so that's all they cared about.

Most of the horror of modern life comes from realizing that people would rather vote for a party that pursues destructive policies, but which makes their egos feel good, than a party which grants them equality and opportunity, but which tells them to stop being lazy and shape up. How democracy can possibly survive for the long term in such an environment , I'll never know...
 
Took me longer than it should have for me to get that.

If he ran for president then things wouldn't be much better.

Day 2: Bob hospitalized due to exhaustion.
Day 4: Bob loses a few days of campaign due to sickness.
Day 7: Bob is back on the campaign trail and then immediately off it due to "lack of time".
Day 11: An assassination attempt is made against Bob, but no one noticed as he was sick again.
and so on.
Bob isn't seen on his inauguration because he's too busy playing Mario 3.
 
Man, these asskissers have some insane thoughts.
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I can't think of anyone Bob wouldn't instantly alienate as President, even the most contemptuous Clintonites would probably nervously laugh and distance themselves from him while privately (and futilely) telling him not to be so outright blatant about his contempt for his perceived lessers. At least he'd be able to unite everyone on agreeing why executive power should be limited.
 
I can't think of anyone Bob wouldn't instantly alienate as President, even the most contemptuous Clintonites would probably nervously laugh and distance themselves from him while privately (and futilely) telling him not to be so outright blatant about his contempt for his perceived lessers. At least he'd be able to unite everyone on agreeing why executive power should be limited.
I could see Bob getting impeached real easily.
 
I can't think of anyone Bob wouldn't instantly alienate as President, even the most contemptuous Clintonites would probably nervously laugh and distance themselves from him while privately (and futilely) telling him not to be so outright blatant about his contempt for his perceived lessers. At least he'd be able to unite everyone on agreeing why executive power should be limited.
Honestly, I have a hard time imagining Bob getting nominated, much elected into the highest office in the land for one reason above all others: his totally abhorrent personality. Hillary at least attempted to put up a facade of being a relatable human being (and utterly failed.) Bob--frankly--doesn't see a reason to tone down the worst parts of his personality and would not only alienate independents, but also any Democrat with a sense of self-preservation. One would have to be a deaf and blind partisan to even think about voting for him. I would be surprised with Bob would make it through one month of campaigning before the DNC surreptitiously orders a hit on him. The rest of the country would heave a sigh of relief and feel gratitude towards the assassin that saved them from the footless fuhrer.
 
Honestly, I have a hard time imagining Bob getting nominated, much elected into the highest office in the land for one reason above all others: his totally abhorrent personality.

Well, there is that. And his total void of charisma. And his absolute lack of physical attractiveness. His dreadful sense of humor. His atrocious speaking style. His laughable ignorance of history, policy, culture, the different concerns of the many regions of his own nation, and pretty much everything except some irrelevant niches of pop culture. His apparent growing inability to put in long hours. His inability to think strategically, or to behave diplomatically in any way, shape, or form to people who disagree with him, much less challenge him.

I'm sorry, why are we even having this discussion?
 
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