Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
If Bob really believes that all Trump supporters are incapable of free thought, he should tweet some of his vitriol at the parents of children who have been killed by illegal aliens.

There's dozens of fellow Youtubers who would gladly give Bob a platform to butt heads, with a knowledgeable conservative, but he'll never take the opportunity to do it, because he'd just come across as one of those people in those "random person on the street" videos who can't even name the Vice President.

Of course he doesn't have the guts, and never will.
For all Bob's smug blustering, he's nothing but a pathetic coward, really.
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To be fair, most of the internet commentator community find Bob and his fascism/pro-eugenics views so vile and beyond the pale, they won't even fucking ACKNOWLEDGE his very existence, in terms of how much they hate the fat fuck's guts and everything he stands for.

Case in point, Mr Metokur has repeatedly stated he will never do a video about Bob and his bullshit, because of some of the shit Bob has said (forget if it was Bob justifying deplatforming so long as it was people that didn't share his political views being deplatformed, or Bob attacking anyone who called out Islam over the spat of mass murders from a couple of years back in France/UK) pissing Jim off to the point, that he doesn't want to give Bob ANY publicity given how vile he is.

Which says something about how horrible Bob is, that Jim (who has gone after pedophiles, con men, and other horrible people) refuses to let Bob have a moment's thought in his head in terms of expending time and energy to call him out on his bullshit.
 
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Mola Ram said:
What kind of "important doctor's appointment" is it even possible to miss by ten minutes? I've never met a doctor who was such a stickler for schedules that they'd refuse to see a patient who was running late because of traffic. Shit, that might even be considered patient abandonment.
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Actually no. Many Doctor’s offices are so tightly booked that if you miss your appointment window you are SOL. It’s extremely common. And the front desk can and will be draconian about it. Scheduling has nothing to do with the Doctor. He or she will not get involved.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Mr Metokur has repeatedly stated he will never do a video about Bob and his bullshit
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Well sure, I wouldn't expect Metokur to make a Bob video unless Bob ends up in a rage-induced beetus coma or something.
But there's plenty of other Youtubers, like YellowFlash, No Bullshit, and the Quartering, and I'm not saying they're intellectual powerhouses who would necessarily wipe the floor with Bob, but that's kinda the point, they're his "peers", in a loose sense. Small enough to bother, but too big to be waved away with yet another "huh huh, so who's this guy?". He'd likely still reject any casual invitation with his usual shittiness, but at least he'll be on the record as running away from a challenger.

That being said, I doubt Bob will have his "Eichendwald v Tucker" moment soon, he's too lazy to slap together a binder labeled "ORANGE MAN FALSEHOODS", let alone present it. Mr Chipman makes Mr TentaclePorn look positively alpha by comparison.
 
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So I continued looking around Chris's YouTube channel. Not much else, but there was another film the two shot that goes way back to 1998.

Sure enough, we now have a glimpse of Bob as a teenager.
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Damn, fucker's been a fatty for over half his life.
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The sad thing is, this is the thinnest we've ever seen him at. He must of started really packing on the pounds following high school. Just looking at those later films shows him already bigger than he was here.

He must of took the phrase "Freshman 15" as a literal challenge.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
So I continued looking around Chris's YouTube channel. Not much else, but there was another film the two shot that goes way back to 1998.

Sure enough, we now have a glimpse of Bob as a teenager.
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I’d never expect him to have ever worn a Nike shirt, given that he probably saw them as an inferior dudebro brand until they pattered with Colin Crapperdick for their display of corporate wokeness.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
So I continued looking around Chris's YouTube channel. Not much else, but there was another film the two shot that goes way back to 1998.

Sure enough, we now have a glimpse of Bob as a teenager.
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That’s the body of someone who got the shit beat out of him in high school. He never had a chance with women, never.

I’m more confident he’s a virgin than ever before.
 
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Mola Ram said:
It comes from the same snide, I'm-better-than-the-fanboys place, though. This is deliberately calculated to be a reboot that would aggravate Highlander fans beyond belief, because that group is assuredly not part of the YA demographic. It came out in 1986, for Kali's sake.) I can just see him sniggering to himself as he imagines the butthurt, licking his BBQ-sauce fingers as he belches McNugget breath into his already reeking underground dwelling.
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Taking that into consideration, if we assume that Bob wrote his “Paradise Lost but with Care Bears” pitch with this in mind, he becomes that much more pathetic.

I kind of want to guess that he got the idea for pissing of the fans of whatever property he “reboots” from Paul Fieg during the Ghostbusters fiasco (and we all know how well that worked out).
 
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Remember during l'Affair Kavanaugh when Bob was going on and on about how he knew all about how douchy and rapey rich privileged white private school guys were because he used to go to the same parties they did? Not looking like that he didn't. I highly doubt Bob went to any parties in high school.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
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Remember during l'Affair Kavanaugh when Bob was going on and on about how he knew all about how douchy and rapey rich privileged white private school guys were because he used to go to the same parties they did? Not looking like that he didn't. I highly doubt Bob went to any parties in high school.
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I can see him getting invited to one, stripped bare, and fatpaddled until he fell into the pool and nearly drowned. Think the origin scene from The Toxic Avenger.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
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Remember during l'Affair Kavanaugh when Bob was going on and on about how he knew all about how douchy and rapey rich privileged white private school guys were because he used to go to the same parties they did? Not looking like that he didn't. I highly doubt Bob went to any parties in high school.
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Shit. I bet he didn't get invited to the parties where the bottom of the bottom High School hierarchy were. And that's low as anybody can go.
 
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