Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
Found the tweet itself. All the replies are agreeing with Bob about how the unnamed woman(there are guesses)”doesn’t know better”.

Like it’s the kind of shit Bob accuses the “ingnorant garbage people” of doing.

Aaaaand just in case.

I'm really not sure who bothers me more: Bob or his sycophants. I can imagine a stack of overstarched pancakes like Bob ruminating in a basement by his lonesome, tweeting the neckbeard equivalent of Mein Kampf into the ether of an uncaring universe. What I can't imagine is the pack of pathetic, smooth-brained incels who act as this man's peanut gallery/ cheering section. It's like you took a group of people who unironically wear Che Guevara t-shirts and brainwashed them to orient their affections towards an idol made from equal parts ham and flatulence.
 
I'm really not sure who bothers me more: Bob or his sycophants. I can imagine a stack of overstarched pancakes like Bob ruminating in a basement by his lonesome, tweeting the neckbeard equivalent of Mein Kampf into the ether of an uncaring universe. What I can't imagine is the pack of pathetic, smooth-brained incels who act as this man's peanut gallery/ cheering section. It's like you took a group of people who unironically wear Che Guevara t-shirts and brainwashed them to orient their affections towards an idol made from equal parts ham and flatulence.
From looking at a few of them, his sycophants are a mix of people like himself or those who insist "his heart's in the right place" and his more questionable views are just "lashing out at the system that has wronged everyone". That's a poor excuse for a nearly 40 year old man.
 
He’s been saying this for two years now yet has zero insight into politics.
693320
 
Find me a better example of the Dunning-Kruger effect and elite dicksucking, I can wait.

034a1f5604a7dc19560b8d346735cde9.png

D1d65cuXcAE6wEs.jpg

cf501427a17b9b20b48b7f31a3851007.png
I honestly can’t find one that’s better. People like Bob have no idea why people hate the elites.

Oh, and I find it ironic he’s dicksucking the elites when he’s sperging out on that college bribe scandal that involved some actresses.
 
I just watched the Lego Movie 2 video he did on Big Picture, and Holy Christ he is just full of himself isn't he. So many of those words were lists of pseudo intellectual babble. He says something like satire of satire and then whatever he brings up isn't that?

So, I guess the movie does this whole thing about how plastic shininess is used as a short hand for something is wrong and evil. A la Stepford Wives. Although he didn't bring that up, instead he brought Wrinkle in Time???? But see it falls apart here. He brings up this concept. The suburban evil. The usage of conformity, like how the Hunger Games did it. But then he proceeds to talk about Popular culture. Pop music, twilight vampires, Reality TV. Oh and with a few snide shots at people giving Cal Arts shit.

This of course begs the question. Does he think these two ideas are interchangeable? Or more important, is he actually okay with the idea of us just giving into mass media slop? Which seems to be closer to what the movie is saying. Albeit through his fucking idiot lens.
 
Bob is the kind of guy who probably thinks the Borg are the good guys.

No wait, he's literally a Vorta.

You know, without the everything of Jeffery freakin' Combs.

So he's basically this Vorta.

I'd kill to see Rich Evans do a Bob impersonation. I bet he'd be thrilled to play someone he actually needs a fatsuit to imitate.
He's already got the diabetes for the role. And you know Mike will help with the foot removal since Rich is a method actor.
 
They made a blink-and-you'll-miss-it jab at "Movie Blob" in the TFA Plinkett video, but that's the only time I think they've ever acknowledged him in any way.
I might have to look that up. When I watched the Captain Marvel video posted here, the recommended video to watch next was RLMs Captain Marvel Half in the Bag.

What I can't imagine is the pack of pathetic, smooth-brained incels who act as this man's peanut gallery/ cheering section.
I doubt there are many Bob fans who agree with everything he says. I'm guessing there are 2 types of Bob fans. The woke critics like to pretend Black Panther is the best film ever made and that Ghostbusters 2016 would have been popular if only those MRA GamerGate trolls hadn't spammed Rotten Tomatoes, and Nintendo fanboys who think that if it wasn't for the Playstation, Call of Duty, and Micheal Bay we'd still be playing 2D Mario sequels, reading Nintendo Power, and watching Mario Super Show and Transformers G1 on Netflix.
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Koby_Fish
I might have to look that up. When I watched the Captain Marvel video posted here, the recommended video to watch next was RLMs Captain Marvel Half in the Bag.

Honestly, it's not worth watching just for the MovieBob ding. It's literally less than a second's worth of time in a video that's well over an hour long. The insight into the state of Star Wars fandom at the time is interesting, but personally I think the more recent Plinkett stuff isn't nearly as good as either the earlier Plinkett reviews or the straight Half in the Bag/Best of the Worst material.
 
I doubt there are many Bob fans who agree with everything he says. I'm guessing there are 2 types of Bob fans. The woke critics like to pretend Black Panther is the best film ever made and that Ghostbusters 2016 would have been popular if only those MRA GamerGate trolls hadn't spammed Rotten Tomatoes, and Nintendo fanboys who think that if it wasn't for the Playstation, Call of Duty, and Micheal Bay we'd still be playing 2D Mario sequels, reading Nintendo Power, and watching Mario Super Show and Transformers G1 on Netflix.

Which ones do you think are responsible for him earning $4,140 on patreon?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back