Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

When for one, stop demonizing white heterosexual men would be a start.

Agree. When I think of the Democrats' attitude towards White Men, I think of that one meme cartoon where the sweating superhero has to choose between two buttons. In this case, one of the buttons is labelled "White men are a powerful voting block of industrious taxpayers whose support we need" and the other button is labelled "Our entire voting strategy consists of demonizing and marginalizing White Men" Not the snappiest version of that meme, but it is essentially true. Democrats have gone all in against White Men, hoping they can import enough foreigners and/or build enough robots to replace them before the nation's infrastructure starts to crumble (or before the tribes they imported begin to turn on each other.) Not the greatest of long term plans. A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand, and all. Gee, I wonder what happened the last time irrational hatreds were stoked and the people of this nation were divided and polarized against each other...



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[The Nothingness]

I bet he still tips like an asshole

So he doesn't tip at all? Because that's what I think.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I bet he still tips like an asshole

I'll bet he tips based on race. If his waiter is a mayo ghoul then he gives him as much shit as possible then smugly chuckles as he leaves thinking about how the subhuman who just served him will be killed when the real humans take their rightful place. on the other hand if its a minority he probably gives them something based on how much of a minority they are. so a black woman gets more than a black man.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I'll bet he tips based on race. If his waiter is a mayo ghoul then he gives him as much shit as possible then smugly chuckles as he leaves thinking about how the subhuman who just served him will be killed when the real humans take their rightful place. on the other hand if its a minority he probably gives them something based on how much of a minority they are. so a black woman gets more than a black man.

And it's still only like 10% for the black woman

 

[Koby_Fish]

somehow I get the feeling Chimpman's True and Honest belief is that if anything involves Mayonnaise Ghouls, then being for eugenics or such (same as they say about raycissssm) towards huwhites doesn't actually count as being for eugenics.

 

[Lensherr]

I'll be honest, I've found this thread to be by and large pretty dry lately as far a Bob's spergings go. But every now and then he produces a golden nugget(s) that remind me why I've stuck with it for so long, and his entitled delusions of being held back from a Star Trek-style utopia by the Wasteland Troglodytes (and to a lesser extent, him fapping himself raw over Assange's imprisonment) has gotta be the funniest shit I've heard from his maw in a long time in terms of how self-aggrandizing it is.

Remember it's not Hilary's fault for breaking the laws or being a scumbag. It's Assange's fault for getting her caught.

I know you meant that as a joke, but I honestly think that it's not too far off from Bob's actual beliefs. He claims that WikiLeaks assisted the Russians in hacking the DNC while failing to realize that WikiLeaks not a hacking group but a journalistic outfit that publishes information brought to them by third parties. He just thinks that the "responsible" thing to do was turn a blind eye and pretend like it didn't happen, because it doesn't matter what Hilary's actions are/were with regards to her character, just that she had been ordained in his eyes as the righteous crusader against those he deems to be inherently tainted with sin (or the closest approximation of it in his worldview) and that anyone who even questioned her was part of that latter group.

 

[Mola Ram]

He just thinks that the "responsible" thing to do was turn a blind eye and pretend like it didn't happen, because it doesn't matter what Hilary's actions are/were with regards to her character, just that she had been ordained in his eyes as the righteous crusader against those he deems to be inherently tainted with sin (or the closest approximation of it in his worldview) and that anyone who even questioned her was part of that latter group.

"No bad tactics, only bad targets" is more than a meme; it's the most unintentionally revealing thing he's ever said. Hillary was one of "the good guys," ergo her missteps and malfeasance should have been winked at. Trump is a "bad guy," therefore any tactic against him is justified, even if it tears the country's fabric to bloody ribbons. Sure, he kept his fat mouth shut about Devin Faraci because Devin was a paycheck and a conduit to success, but I have no doubt he also considered him one of the good guys, with the right opinions and the right hatreds.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

So this is what "the right side of history" looks like, I guess?

 

[Positron]

Will Bobby be shocked to know much of the air pollutants and greenhouse gases (i.e. "bad oxygen") came from China?

 

[RandomNobody]

Angry slobby bobby just might be the most worthless and miserable person on the Internet. A life so devoid of meaning that all he has is utopian fantasy escapism.

 

[madethistocomment]

I think that the men and women busting their asses in factories, coal mines, and on farms deserve living in a utopia far more than the guy who lives in a basement and has done nothing impactful in life.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Police, I need to report a murder.

 

[MirrorNoir]

So why did The Escapist bring him back? Looking at the numbers on their Youtube channel he gets 10's of thousands of views while Yahtzee gets 100's of thousands. The guy seems like he's just not worth the hassle.

IIRC he was brought back once the Escapist fell into new ownership who were anti-GG (the previous owners supported it and were the ones who forced Bob out).

Isn’t it great how anti-free speech Blobb and the rest of the left are? They’re giddy and jumping for joy over Assange being arrested even though they supported the leaks from Manning.

All because he exposed Hillary. I hate how hypocritical and stupid they are.

To be fair, SOME on the left (now that Assange has been arrested) are doing their best to pretend they never denounced him and pushing out panic articles saying that Assange's arrest is a dire omen for reporters, as far as if Trump convicts Assange, then all reporters will be fair game the next time a huge leak comes out that someone wants to report on.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Lol.

Still assmad.

Lol. Neotaster at his best.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

To be fair, SOME on the left (now that Assange has been arrested) are doing their best to pretend they never denounced him and pushing out panic articles saying that Assange's arrest is a dire omen for reporters, as far as if Trump convicts Assange, then all reporters will be fair game the next time a huge leak comes out that someone wants to report on.

The irony being that if Trump were to proceed with prosecution against Assange, the leftists crowing about it aren't going to realize it'll come back to bite them, later.

Just like they only get offended by Trump using Obama's precedents because it's Trump, and not because the precedents were objectively bad, to begin with.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

To be fair, SOME on the left (now that Assange has been arrested) are doing their best to pretend they never denounced him and pushing out panic articles saying that Assange's arrest is a dire omen for reporters, as far as if Trump convicts Assange, then all reporters will be fair game the next time a huge leak comes out that someone wants to report on.

I have not seen this at all. They’re still making accusations Assange is in bed with Putin and forgetting all the other shit Wikileaks has done. They’re still so mad over Hillary.

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“I keep wishing death and ruin on my political opponents why do people keep thinking I’m serious and believe in genocide??”

You can only say that once, after that all bets are off.

Edit: lmfao at that really bad attempt at insulting the guy over his name.

Blobb continues to remind me he’s that nerdy, socially awkward kid in class who’s constantly picked on and retorts with inane insults that he thinks are very smaht.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Here's the fucking $64,000 question, Bob: what the hell do YOU create? All you do other than spout angry nonsense on Twitter is review or provide commentary on other people's work. You have not created anything that future generations will appreciate centuries from now. You have not painted the Mona Lisa or the Sistine Chapel. You have not designed the Hagia Sofia or Empire State Building. You have not penned anything remotely comparable to the collected works of Shakespeare or James Joyce's Ulysses. You are a cultural parasite who needs to ride the coattails of people more creative than you to even possess the almost microscopic sliver of relevance you have and that will evaporate shortly after your cholesterol-clogged heart stops because no one gives a damn about the critics. You do not have anything in that vacant little mind that is worth preserving if the singularity comes.

Hell, even if we removed your ego, your consciousness cold fit on a five-inch floppy.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Bob, you're right. People don't know what eugenics is and you don't support it at all.

You support genocide, you fat fucking blob.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Here's the fucking $64,000 question, Bob: what the hell do YOU create? All you do other than spout angry nonsense on Twitter is review or provide commentary on other people's work. You have not created anything that future generations will appreciate centuries from now. You have not painted the Mona Lisa or the Sistine Chapel. You have not designed the Hagia Sofia or Empire State Building. You have not penned anything remotely comparable to the collected works of Shakespeare or James Joyce's Ulysses. You are a cultural parasite who needs to ride the coattails of people more creative than you to even possess the almost microscopic sliver of relevance you have and that will evaporate shortly after your cholesterol-clogged heart stops because no one gives a damn about the critics. You do not have anything in that vacant little mind that is worth preserving if the singularity comes.

Hell, even if we removed your ego, your consciousness cold fit on a five-inch floppy.

He got a bunch of Twitter followers because he said an Adam Sandler film was really bad.

 

[Flexo]

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Whoa. Sonny Bunch is like one of the more popular conservative commentators. Or at least, he has a podcast I know more people have listened to than watch MovieBob's videos. Ooooo this could be even better than when McCain took him on.

Because Bunch is the movie reviewer at WFB. And considering IIRC that he's married & has kids, he's like the complete anti-Bob. We might finally get our Supes vs Bizarro fight.

Oh hot diggity daffodil, please let the next sub-beacon be the 3 guys ragging on moviebob...


EDIT: Oh found some more shots.