Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Yeah but there's a lot more than 2 inches between Bob's skin & his vitals.

That's why you jam it in his fucking eye.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

That's why you jam it in his fucking eye.

Can Spoony exert the necessary force?

 

[Mola Ram]

Can Spoony exert the necessary force?

I'm less interested in Spoony, whom I don't know anything about, than I am in teaching @Flexo and other machines to kill.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

I'm less interested in Spoony, whom I don't know anything about, than I am in teaching @Flexo and other machines to kill.

I don't think @Flexo needs to be taught how to kill humans, he seems pretty capable of that on his own. You should teach him to hunt whales instead. That way we can get enough oil out of Bob to last us a lifetime.

 

[Flexo]

I'm less interested in Spoony, whom I don't know anything about, than I am in teaching @Flexo and other machines to kill.

We will remember this.

I promise you will die sometime after Bob Chipman.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

This thread in particular is pretty interesting. Aimee is arguing from a leftist angle that neoliberalism is using identity politics on his benefit and that a lot of modern leftists are forgetting about the working class. Of course, since Bob is a fucking idiot that feels that is getting called on his retarded classist bullshit reacts with his classic autism

1. The problem is that not just phonies, Bob: is all the establishment that it's using identity politics of their benefit. You are an useful idiot
2. Have the thought that there are people that have financial problems and are also white? Of course not becuase you are privileged white liberal that has a confortable life and can afford spending all his day sperging on Twitter. For a person that it's really fucking high on intersectionalism, you sure lack empathy for others.
3. Literally nobody is saying that LGBT people don't matter but the fact that people that are socially and economically vulnerable should always be the main priority
4. I'm glad that your shitty utopia will never exist because you'll never going to realize that there is a world outside of your stupid liberal hughbox

Nobody likes you, Bob. Even your other progressive pals probably think that you are classist piece of shit.

 

[cypocryphy]

I still can't decipher what baby Beluga is trying to say 85% of the time.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

This thread in particular is pretty interesting. Aimee is arguing from a leftist angle that neoliberalism is using identity politics on his benefit and that a lot of modern leftists are forgetting about the working class. Of course, since Bob is a fucking idiot that feels that is getting called on his exceptional classist bullshit reacts with his classic autism
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1. The problem is that not just phonies, Bob: is all the establishment that it's using identity politics of their benefit. You are an useful idiot
2. Have the thought that there are people that have financial problems and are also white? Of course not becuase you are privileged white liberal that has a confortable life and can afford spending all his day sperging on Twitter. For a person that it's really fucking high on intersectionalism, you sure lack empathy for others.
3. Literally nobody is saying that LGBT people don't matter but the fact that people that are socially and economically vulnerable should always be the main priority
4. I'm glad that your shitty utopia will never exist because you'll never going to realize that there is a world outside of your stupid liberal hughbox

Nobody likes you, Bob. Even your other progressive pals probably think that you are classist piece of shit.

You know what also happens to marginalized people in revolutions, Bob? Frequently, either picking the losing side, and getting purged by the winners, or picking the winning side, and being purged as useful idiots. Revolutions- real revolutions- are messy, and eat their own.

Though I do find it interesting that he's explicitly rejecting the premise of Marxism, i.e. "the dictatorship of the proletariat." Wonder what the woke point value is on that particular position is this week.

 

[Ecto-1A]

You know what also happens to marginalized people in revolutions, Bob? Frequently, either picking the losing side, and getting purged by the winners, or picking the winning side, and being purged as useful idiots. Revolutions- real revolutions- are messy, and eat their own.

Though I do find it interesting that he's explicitly rejecting the premise of Marxism, i.e. "the dictatorship of the proletariat." Wonder what the woke point value is on that particular position is this week.

Not to mention being rededucated and brainwashed by the winning side, and thus becoming a slave. The Superior Future would look like what happened in the past in Soviet Russia, Cuba, etc.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I still can't decipher what baby Beluga is trying to say 85% of the time.

Bob uses a bunch quotations and thinks that black people don't get enough respect during revolution and that the working class peons he hates so much will continue to fuck over black people afterwards. Damn dirty farmers and rural folk, hating them' Negros that Bob treats like pets and infants.

 

[RockVolnutt]

You know what also happens to marginalized people in revolutions, Bob? Frequently, either picking the losing side, and getting purged by the winners, or picking the winning side, and being purged as useful idiots. Revolutions- real revolutions- are messy, and eat their own.

Though I do find it interesting that he's explicitly rejecting the premise of Marxism, i.e. "the dictatorship of the proletariat." Wonder what the woke point value is on that particular position is this week.

I would argue Bob never stopped being an Objectivist and his Superior Future, which effectively boils down to some corporation owning everything on the basis of being....."superior", is really the logical conclusion to AnCap ideals. Now that doesn't mean he doesn't legitimately believe he isn't a "progressive" lefty, he probably does but only because he's too dense to realize he's not quite on the same page. SJW types want a nanny state and their love of corporations is usually tied to nostalgia or seeing them as a surrogate for things the government can't do.

Not exactly horseshoe theory and more an idiot with Objectivist leanings who sees "progressive" ideas as a better way to get to the future he wants. There is a difference between "the world should belong to Google/Disney/whoever" and "the state should control every business".

 

[Mola Ram]

I would argue Bob never stopped being an Objectivist and his Superior Future, which effectively boils down to some corporation owning everything on the basis of being....."superior", is really the logical conclusion to AnCap ideals. Now that doesn't mean he doesn't legitimately believe he isn't a "progressive" lefty, he probably does but only because he's too dense to realize he's not quite on the same page. SJW types want a nanny state and their love of corporations is usually tied to nostalgia or seeing them as a surrogate for things the government can't do.

Not exactly horseshoe theory and more an idiot with Objectivist leanings who sees "progressive" ideas as a better way to get to the future he wants. There is a difference between "the world should belong to Google/Disney/whoever" and "the state should control every business".

Don't underestimate how much of his shtick is virtue signalling to dye job feminist shrikes in a vain attempt to get his dick wet.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Don't underestimate how much of his shtick is virtue signalling to dye job feminist shrikes in a vain attempt to get his dick wet.

That really boils down to how self-aware you think he is. He might be an idiot who shows up to "smash the state" parties on behalf of corporations in a room full of commies or he could just be putting on an act. Maybe both.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

That really boils down to how self-aware you think he is. He might be an idiot who shows up to "smash the state" parties on behalf of corporations in a room full of commies or he could just be putting on an act. Maybe both.

Does he bring his ultimate party starter, the 20 piece McNugget box?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hahahahaha. Oh wow!

https://twitter.com/henskelion/status/1116554675115790336?s=21

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hahahahaha. Oh wow!
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https://twitter.com/henskelion/status/1116554675115790336?s=21

At least Bob knows how to spell "Troglodytes"
cough

 

[Maamtis]

Sophia Narwitz published that video about Movie Bob she was talking about. I found her Movie Bob impression rather amusing.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hahahahaha. Oh wow!
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https://twitter.com/henskelion/status/1116554675115790336?s=21

Turns out it was a reply to this.

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1116537299192270848?s=21

 

[The tired cat]

Turns out it was a reply to this.
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https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1116537299192270848?s=21

So, hed be Windows Vista.

 

[Positron]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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OMG what a tough guy we got here

I have a feeling this is against Twitter's ToS. Maybe someone could find out?
We may be bone and meat but Bobby is all fat and dumb.

Damn I cut myself on this tweet.

I just imagine the E D G Y Blobb wearing an all black duster, cowboy hat, and aviatiors thinking he’s a badass and not a diabetic fatass.

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