Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Honestly Bob's videos peaked when he was just being a TGWTG ripoff

Bob never really had a peak. His Pixar review was, I suppose, a mild foothill. Alas, its foundations are drowned in toxic waste.

In actuality, Bob pretty much says the same kinds of things in every video (and is usually wrong about one or two facts.) . His twitter feed is where he's more likely to get careless and toss out gems like "The future I deserve," and "What would Mario THINK of us?"

Let's not forget "autism blackface," "they're nothing but bones and meat," and -- of course -- "Mayonnaise ghouls." (Has he ever actually mentioned the Wasteland Ghouls in a video? He definitely lets his freak flag fly much more wildly on Twitter.)
 
Trouble in the superior future basement
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Any word on who this was?
I see Bob has mastered the Teenage Drama Queen technique of passive-aggressively bitching about someone on social media without naming names. Any idea who he's talking about?
It's called "subtweeting" now and it's a surefire way to make sure you can look cool to your followers in a way they can't fact check
 
Bob never really had a peak. His Pixar review was, I suppose, a mild foothill. Alas, its foundations are drowned in toxic waste.

It's more that his Game Overeater videos were his peak in making content so bad that they're funny. Outside of his more spergy videos, he's really a boring far left reviewer.
 
It's more that his Game Overeater videos were his peak in making content so bad that they're funny. Outside of his more spergy videos, he's really a boring far left reviewer.
If it weren't for his Twitter feed, this thread would probably only have a new post or two every week. A lot of his video reviews have flashes of his contempt for Trump and Trump voters, but through his tweets he lets his bile boil.
 
tl;dr: "It needs to be good, because Mario Brie is my friend."

Basically, he tries to pull the Captain Marvel "yes, this is so incredibly formulaic and paint-by-numbers, but that's OK because wamman." The main character is Larson's incredibly self-involved failure-to-launch woman-child, yet somehow these traits are "sincere" and "adorkable" when she does them. How Blob would have reacted to this exact same character when portrayed by a FUCKING WHITE MALE is an exercise I leave to the reader.

Her performance is actually sincere. She plays a self-absorbed, arrogant, and prickly person. You can’t get much more sincere when effectively playing yourself.
 
If it weren't for his Twitter feed, this thread would probably only have a new post or two every week. A lot of his video reviews have flashes of his contempt for Trump and Trump voters, but through his tweets he lets his bile boil.

If it weren't for twitter siphoning off so much of the waste, we'd see a lot more of it bubbling over in his videos though. He isn't exactly known for maintaining a professional decorum even with it.
 
If it weren't for twitter siphoning off so much of the waste, we'd see a lot more of it bubbling over in his videos though. He isn't exactly known for maintaining a professional decorum even with it.

Videos take a little bit more of an effort to make. Not saying that Bob puts quality effort into his videos in the first place, but typing out a screed of stupidity is a little easier than filming one.
 
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Videos take a little bit more of an effort to make. Not saying that Bob puts quality effort into his videos in the first place, but typing out a screed of stupidity is a little easier than filming one.

Which is why Spoony has spent the last few years tweeting unfunny fanfiction and hack skits far below his usual video level of writing. (It's a 50/50 tossup whether that's due to laziness or his ability to wield the Twitter banhammer with the fist of an angry giant.)
 
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tl;dr: "It needs to be good, because Mario Brie is my friend."

Basically, he tries to pull the Captain Marvel "yes, this is so incredibly formulaic and paint-by-numbers, but that's OK because wamman." The main character is Larson's incredibly self-involved failure-to-launch woman-child, yet somehow these traits are "sincere" and "adorkable" when she does them. How Blob would have reacted to this exact same character when portrayed by a FUCKING WHITE MALE is an exercise I leave to the reader.

Her performance is actually sincere. She plays a self-absorbed, arrogant, and prickly person. You can’t get much more sincere when effectively playing yourself.
I used to think Larson is a great actress. Now it seems to me she just had the fortune to work with great casting agents who found her all those "adorkable plain Jane in unusual situation" roles, the only kind of roles that she'd fit in. The fact that Netflix failed to launch Unicorn Store after she won her Oscar speaks volumes about both the quality of the film and the quality of Larson as an actress.
 
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You know what I want to see for some weird reason? I want someone to take Bob and give him a ton of cosmetic surgery. Really Michael Jackson him out. I honestly believe sucking all of his fat out, completely redesigning his face, and sewing new hair onto his scalp would be the only way to make this man not look like a melted pumpkin wearing a child’s bedsheet

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Even if you could reshape him into a flawless Adonis, no surgery could fix the part of his brain that thought going outside in that outfit was a good idea.
 
I think the local Ice Cream Truck has a designated stop right in front of Bob's house. And calls EMS if he isn't there for his usual daily fix.
It's the only Ice Cream Truck with a winch.

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Is "bad people deserve bad ends" the politically correct "no bad tactics, only bad targets"?

As for Bob's peak, that depends one what you're looking for.
  1. His early film review and game overthinker episodes were decent enough at the time (I still like his old Mamma Mia and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen reviews). They are rough around the edges by todays standards, but that's the high point of unironic Bob quality. Had he kept it up he could have been a Cinema Snob/Brandon Tenold tier YouTuber by now.
  2. His cringe lolcow peak was around Game Overthinker episode 50 and him writing Brick by Brick. This is where you had him telling gamers to lose weight and filming himself at a local park in long johns pretending to be a ninja and saying everyone who likes Call of Duty is a redneck who collects DUIs.
  3. Finally there's the gamergate era angry political Bob where he exists today. I don't know what his peak here would be. "No bad tactics" is always a classic. It's too early to tell, but I think his rant about how he earned his Jetsons future and Trump took it away might be it, that or him him getting fired from the Escapist because he couldn't stop ranting about gamergate. Though I still like when he said he seriously considered buying a house boat and going to live in international waters.
 
Actually, make that two.
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I will always take some satisfaction in knowing that for all his arrogance, Bob is a deeply unhappy person and will most likely die an unhappy shell of a human being. It bears repeating: for as repulsive as he is physically, Bob is even more so on the inside.
 
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