Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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More Sonic sperging.
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Wait, I thought the songs legacy was that it had a Weird Al Parody...or that it had a rock version of it....
Yes. "Gangstas Paradise" has been not just dead but decayed since Coolio started showing up on Celebrity Big Brother and Wife Swap. There goes Bob, finger on the cultural pulse of the nation as always.
 
Wait, I thought the songs legacy was that it had a Weird Al Parody...or that it had a rock version of it....
You'd think a guy who calls himself "Moviebob" would remember it being the theme to a cheesy hit 90s movie.

The fact that Bob clearly thought that there was ever a real cred to a Coolio song is funny to me.
 
I had always assumed that Bob (like most nerds) didn't care for drugs in any form outside of the occasional energy drink. While Bob is the stereotypical fedora tipper, I have a hard time imagining him getting stoned or even hanging out with people who would. I'm sure I'm not the only one here that was sceptical of his chinatown hotel lobby story when I first saw it.

I don't know if he has just kept his drinking habits a secret all these years (something I doubt given how he volunteers information), if he developed a taste for it recently, or if he's picked up the bottle to drown the sorrows of his slowly failing health and career.
I remember him talking about getting drinks or some shit. Granted, he's probably definitely (and ironically) a light weight. Despite his girth, I bet after two and a half beers, he's falling out of chairs and becomes an emotional mess. I'd love to run into a shitfaced Bob and antagonize the shit out of him. He'd sit there blubbering, "I am well loved and do good work, and I choose not to have sex until I'm married." Bad people deserve bad ends.
Terrible casting ideas...
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Masie Williams has enough star power to bring in $1 billion?

"Fans" have been asking for a lady Link? I don't know if this Pop Culture Critic realizes, but fan generally do not like when the source material is fucked with, especially for needless SJW reasons. I guess by "fans" he means people like Anitia who played Nintendo just like every other middle class kid in the fucking 80's, and she has a picture to prove it. Or, I bet it might be "fans" like Bob who saw a picture of Link and thought, "cute elf girl with a sword" then found out Link was a guy and came down with a case of the not-gays, now the super progressives think Link should be gender swapped to justify their boner for a male cartoon character.

Legit hardass Fallon Fox? AHAHAHA! The dude that got a boob job and now breaks women's skulls? Seriously? Isn't Bob the type of person who thinks MMA is a sport for toxically masculine dude-bros, except for Fallon Fox who is a legit hardass because transgenderism?
 
Something I've noticed about Moviebob today is his complete radio silence when it comes to what's happening in Venezuela. Instead he's mostly been sperging out about Sonic's design in the upcoming movie adaption. There are two explanations for why this might be: the first is that Moviebob is famously pig ignorant of the politics of anywhere that isn't the US (just look at his bizarre takes on Brexit and the Yellow Vest movement, for example). The second is that the events unfolding in Venezuela directly contradict the Democrats' Drumpf is a Russian agent! narrative. They're flailing around unable to explain how Trump and his administration can be taking a hardline stance against Nicolas Maduro when Maduro has the support of Putin without it going against their pet conspiracy theory, so the response from the blue checkmark brigade has mostly been to avoid the subject entirely.
 

"I'm sure people will actually buy your comic books. Not me though, I don't like comic books. But Marvel's comics still need to cave to my demands because then people will start buying comics. Again, not me. But still. Because progressive."

Superior being everybody.
 
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