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You're just mad Bob that they couldn't come up with a similar pun for a Mario movie.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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You're just mad Bob that they couldn't come up with a similar pun for a Mario movie.
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Off-topic: I could imagine what Chris Chan and Dobson are thinking right now from watching the trailer.
On-topic: Didn’t Bob get butthurt when it was the Minions guys that are making the Mario movie?
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Turns out Sonic was Peter Gabriel this whole time!
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So how we thinking the rotund retard will react to a possible Mario cameo/movie tie in after the end credits of the Sonic movie?
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Continuing on the list of "things a petty dictator would say".
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He continues to not fucking know that the White House talks to the team coaches and asks them what the kids want to eat.
Oh, Bob. My only complaint is that it's not Five Guys.
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But think deeper. Bob doesn't only hate Sonic because he's a Sega character. He hates him because he stands in the way of a fat madman trying to forcibly technologize everything to create a superior future.
Rei is shit
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hopefully it will be yoshi's story baby mario.
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Wait, I thought the songs legacy was that it had a Weird Al Parody...or that it had a rock version of it....
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Yes. "Gangstas Paradise" has been not just dead but decayed since Coolio started showing up on Celebrity Big Brother and Wife Swap. There goes Bob, finger on the cultural pulse of the nation as always.
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It was the Billboard Hot 100 song of 1995, one of the biggest songs of the 90s, and has 158 million views on YouTube.
Talk about how “knowledgeable” Bob is.
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You'd think a guy who calls himself "Moviebob" would remember it being the theme to a cheesy hit 90s movie.
The fact that Bob clearly thought that there was ever a real cred to a Coolio song is funny to me.
Drunk and Pour
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I remember him talking about getting drinks or some shit. Granted, he's probably definitely (and ironically) a light weight. Despite his girth, I bet after two and a half beers, he's falling out of chairs and becomes an emotional mess. I'd love to run into a shitfaced Bob and antagonize the shit out of him. He'd sit there blubbering, "I am well loved and do good work, and I choose not to have sex until I'm married." Bad people deserve bad ends.
Masie Williams has enough star power to bring in $1 billion?
"Fans" have been asking for a lady Link? I don't know if this Pop Culture Critic realizes, but fan generally do not like when the source material is fucked with, especially for needless SJW reasons. I guess by "fans" he means people like Anitia who played Nintendo just like every other middle class kid in the fucking 80's, and she has a picture to prove it. Or, I bet it might be "fans" like Bob who saw a picture of Link and thought, "cute elf girl with a sword" then found out Link was a guy and came down with a case of the not-gays, now the super progressives think Link should be gender swapped to justify their boner for a male cartoon character.
Legit hardass Fallon Fox? AHAHAHA! The dude that got a boob job and now breaks women's skulls? Seriously? Isn't Bob the type of person who thinks MMA is a sport for toxically masculine dude-bros, except for Fallon Fox who is a legit hardass because transgenderism?
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Something I've noticed about Moviebob today is his complete radio silence when it comes to what's happening in Venezuela. Instead he's mostly been sperging out about Sonic's design in the upcoming movie adaption. There are two explanations for why this might be: the first is that Moviebob is famously pig ignorant of the politics of anywhere that isn't the US (just look at his bizarre takes on Brexit and the Yellow Vest movement, for example). The second is that the events unfolding in Venezuela directly contradict the Democrats' Drumpf is a Russian agent! narrative. They're flailing around unable to explain how Trump and his administration can be taking a hardline stance against Nicolas Maduro when Maduro has the support of Putin without it going against their pet conspiracy theory, so the response from the blue checkmark brigade has mostly been to avoid the subject entirely.
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How effective would iron man be if he was so fat his rocket thrusters could barely lift him an inch off the ground and his arms are so weak that the recoil from firing his weapons would dislocate his shoulders?
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Like Bob, the Sonic Movie has people talking for all the wrong reasons.
Unlike Bob, the Sonic Movie knows not to take itself seriously.
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Bob has always had a hatred towards Sonic since it was the one to challenge Nintendo back in the 90s. The movie, sadly, has a lot going against it.
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"I'm sure people will actually buy your comic books. Not me though, I don't like comic books. But Marvel's comics still need to cave to my demands because then people will start buying comics. Again, not me. But still. Because progressive."
Superior being everybody.
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