Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LiquidKid]

Bob Chipman is a case of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

What was even the goal here with that tweet?
The president‘s entire career was centered around New York real estate. I’m 100% positive he’s smart enough to know why a Manhattanized New York is stupid.
Bob isn’t smarter than a majority of Cows on this site. Politicians are stupid, but they aren’t moviebob

 

[Knyttet]

How would bob know that veggies taste worse?
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"Vegetables aren't as tasty as dessert." - Bob Chipman, 2019



He's really been on a roll these last couple of days.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's worse than you think. THE FUCKING CHICKEN IS UPSIDE DOWN.

Edit: Perhaps the caps were unnecessary, but I worked as a chef for a few years and shit like this bothers the fuck out of me.

I mean, it's OK to start out cooking the chicken breast-side down, but for the love of all that is holey, couldn't he be arsed to turn the damn chicken OVER maybe halfway through cooking time?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I mean, it's OK to start out cooking the chicken breast-side down, but for the love of all that is holey, couldn't he be arsed to turn the damn chicken OVER maybe halfway through cooking time?

None of this accounts for what kind of barbarian uses a pyrex baking dish to roast poultry. And without even a rack!

Soggy, waterlogged, neckbeard fuel filth.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's latest review of a movie is gaining some well deserved mockery on Twitter.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob's latest review of a movie is gaining some well deserved mockery on Twitter.
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And NeonTaster kills it with a good roast.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob's latest review of a movie is gaining some well deserved mockery on Twitter.

If they changed the setting to Boston and made the kid morbidly obese, then it would be a perfect metaphor for Bob. What are the chances Ma Chipman knows about her son's sociopathy?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Also, here’s a burn from Ian.

 

[cypocryphy]

If they changed the setting to Boston and made the kid morbidly obese, then it would be a perfect metaphor for Bob.

Bob would have been oblivious to it too.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Bob's latest review of a movie is gaining some well deserved mockery on Twitter.
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"White people deny their psychopathy", says white American man obsessed with revenge fantasies.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Here’s a new video of him complaining about game developers working overtime is bad for culture.

Crunch Is Bad For Games, Bad For Gamers and Worse For Everyone - Escapist Magazine

The OverThinker says it's time for the games industry to stop forcing a brutal work culture on its employees - and for gamers to stop romanticizing it.

www.escapistmagazine.com

If you weren't convinced by all the game journalist and lefty YouTubers about the problems with crunch and game development, here's Bob with his insider knowledge years of dev experience knowledge of modern game development lack of any particular insight or knowledge of this topic beyond repeating his "friends" opinions.

Bob leans on that "get a talking to from the producer" joke a lot. I struggle to think of a time it was ever funny and feels like filler after he's done with some tangent and wants to get back to the point.

I know I've said this a lot, but Bob is not part of the clique. He's like DSP. He's only talking about crunch because his friends on Twitter are talking about crunch. What Bob doesn't get is that they are talking about crunch because they are trying to set up a labour union and I'm going to guess that Bob is not invited to be on that board of leaders collecting dues.

To Bob's credit, he at least points out that these game developers got big because they grew up as small upstarts and kept that work ethic when they transferred into big business. What he doesn't realise is that successful companies like Amazon talk about keeping that upstart mentality. You can argue about that being a good or bad thing but at least he mentions it, whereas Jim Sterling just blames it all on greedy moustache twirling capitalists.

"Wasting bandwidth" says the man who made these.

An aside but, was there some attempt at co-ordinating Contra, HBomber and NostalgiaWoman as some holy trinity? I was reading 1992 here and Bob attempted to plug them too, bit odd as I saw other people trying the same thing. Coincedence most likely but just wanted to see if it happened for anyone else.

I've been seeing lolcows mention contra points and hbomberguy a lot. I think part of it is that they are the only popular left leaning YouTubers right now. I don't think that means it's coordinated, but there's definitely a push to make them popular over "problematic" streamers and YouTubers. Though I do think there's organised narrative pushing when it comes to crunch and unions but I doubt Bob is part of that. At most he'll get a message on Twitter to repeat a certain talking point.

 

[Count groudon]

Oh Bobby boi... I don’t think we need advice from you on what looks cool.

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As long as battery is funny to the person committing it then it’s ok. You can trust Bobbyboi’s judgement!

Pic in spoiler is unrelated

Spoiler: Looking cool and defiant

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EDIT: Diabetes, the thinking man’s steroids.

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Maybe he ate 1,200 quarter pounders and he’s basing it on that.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What was even the goal here with that tweet?
The president‘s entire career was centered around New York real estate. I’m 100% positive he’s smart enough to know why a Manhattanized New York is stupid.
Bob isn’t smarter than a majority of Cows on this site. Politicians are stupid, but they aren’t moviebob

It's pretty convenient when the smartest takes on something and the most braindead happen to be exactly the same. Surely not a sign to step back and reexamine things.

Doesn't he let on that he knows he's on the autism spectrum without ever outright admitting it? I guess he sees himself as differently-abled oppressed by the dumb jocks because his autism really makes him a super genius.

It's unknown if he has autism. All we know of is some undefined anger issues he didn't get treated for as a child.

 

[LiquidKid]

Oh Bobby boi... I don’t think we need advice from you on what looks cool.

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As long as battery is funny to the person committing it then it’s ok. You can trust Bobbyboi’s judgement!

Pic in spoiler is unrelated

Spoiler: Looking cool and defiant

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EDIT: Diabetes, the thinking man’s steroids.

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Not sure how I missed this, Pop culture expert and master film critic Bob Chipman openly displaying that he does not understand what slapstick humor is or why it can be considered funny. Slapstick isn’t assault. In fact the majority of slapstick involved accidental harm, usually inflicted by oneself. The joke isn’t that they were hit, it’s their reaction to it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[The Nothingness]

How can it be "punching down" when he is a white man (and ergo, has privilege)?

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Bob's latest review of a movie is gaining some well deserved mockery on Twitter.
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Says the son of middle class white people who let him act like a little shit to teachers and therapists because he's a special little boy that doesn't know better.

I wonder what Bob thinks of all those black mothers who's son get charged with murder and insist their baby would never do nothing wrong, he's a good boy.

I can't wait until racism against white people is finally acknowledged as also racism and bad. We have so many of Bob's tweets and can fall back on hateful dipshits don't deserve redemption.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Yeah, Chapo Trap House are making fun of Bob in an elitist way. It's not the fact that Bob has an elitist worldview and they are specifically making fun of him for it.

It's definitely because they have an elitist worldview.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I mean, it's OK to start out cooking the chicken breast-side down, but for the love of all that is holey, couldn't he be arsed to turn the damn chicken OVER maybe halfway through cooking time?

It's astounding, but Bob posted another picture of the chicken where it looks underbaked and dripping with salmonella. The twitter thread where it's discussed responds appropriately.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

It's astounding, but Bob posted another picture of the chicken where it looks underbaked and dripping with salmonella. The twitter thread where it's discussed responds appropriately.
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Dear lord he gives Scalfani run for his money