Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

The "clump of cells" argument always bugs me and I'm fine with abortions. The issue is that's splitting hairs as you're still killing living tissue that otherwise would continue to develop. You might pull "but tumors and cancer are living tissue too" as a gotcha but I'd agree with you, that doesn't make it morally wrong. Sometimes abortion is needed but it should sounds scary. A "clump of cells" is something you tell yourself so your mind doesn't drown itself in an endless sea of "What If...." and if you can't accept your actions then parenthood probably isn't a good choice anyways.

Plus for a "Thinker", you'd think Bob would realize saying his stance is "opposite" to pro-lifers is nonsense. He believes abortions are okay BECAUSE they're "a clump of cells" and "not an actual person". The entire thing is built on his arbitrary classification of "life" rather than anything about the situation of the pregnant woman.

 

[Mola Ram]

The "clump of cells" argument always bugs me and I'm fine with abortions. The issue is that's splitting hairs as you're still killing living tissue that otherwise would continue to develop. You might pull "but tumors and cancer are living tissue too" as a gotcha but I'd agree with you, that doesn't make it morally wrong. Sometimes abortion is needed but it should sounds scary. A "clump of cells" is something you tell yourself so your mind doesn't drown itself in an endless sea of "What If...." and if you can't accept your actions then parenthood probably isn't a good choice anyways.

Plus for a "Thinker", you'd think Bob would realize saying his stance is "opposite" to pro-lifers is nonsense. He believes abortions are okay BECAUSE they're "a clump of cells" and "not an actual person". The entire thing is built on his arbitrary classification of "life" rather than anything about the situation of the pregnant woman.

Is it really surprising that a guy who's praised eugenics and views vast swaths of the nation (if not the world as a whole) as less than human is positively laudatory of abortion?

 

[Flexo]

God Bob... you're just... you're just so dumb... Setting aside ASC vs ESC, let's look at just one claim.

"Near" countless??? No, Bob, it can be very much counted. Let's go to the government health website.

Can Stem Cells Help Me? | stemcells.nih.gov

Let's just click that link to go to this site...

Nine Things To Know About Stem Cell Treatments – A Closer Look at Stem Cells

www.closerlookatstemcells.org

Oh look at that! From "near countless" to ONE!

See the number of fingers up there, Bob? THAT'S how many treatments there are with "life-saving" medicine. The rest is more cosmetic.

And you know what else? Let's go to that bastion of right-wing propaganda... wikipedia. Where we find...

Stem cell laws - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

In the European Union, stem cell research using the human embryo is permitted in Sweden, Spain, Finland, Belgium, Greece, Britain, Denmark and the Netherlands;[2] however, it is illegal in Germany, Austria, Ireland, Italy, and Portugal.​

And for the US?

Stem cell laws and policy in the United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

No federal law ever did ban stem cell research in the United States, but only placed restrictions on funding and use, under Congress's power to spend.​

​

Everything else, is down to state law. And just glancing at the NPR headline, all Trump is doing is banning the use of federal resources, if you want to take your patron sheckles and go back a stem-cell researcher you can go do it right now.

I mean... forget the anti-life equation, you're the fucking anti-knowledge equation. Anybody who listens to you actually learns less you dense, irritating dumbass.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Is it really surprising that a guy who's praised eugenics and views vast swaths of the nation (if not the world as a whole) as less than human is positively laudatory of abortion?

I don't think it goes that deep, His stance is just a basic bitch thing that gets repeated by a bunch of people and probably more motivated by his SocJus beliefs about women rather than his eugenics shtick.

He doesn't realize he hurts the cause he believes he's for when there's a rational discussion that can be had about abortion and then this fat bastard comes in suggesting a "Baby Kicker 3000" Rube Goldberg machine as if a woman needing 40 abortions in 5 years is normal and not a sign of a degenerate that needs to stop.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I mean... forget the anti-life equation, you're the fucking anti-knowledge equation. Anybody who listens to you actually learns less you dense, irritating dumbass.

Bob does come off as a more corpulent and inept version of Glorious Godfrey from DC's Fourth World.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Spoiler: The Thinking Man of 2019

 

[Positron]

Bobby shills for his brother's Patreon.

Bobby looks happier than he ever has been in his own video, he is still very stiff though.

As I always insist, his brother is not normal:

 

[Sissy Galvez]

The chipman brothers are def. not normal. Their parents must have been awful.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob in a car should scare me.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob in a car should scare me.

I mean why are you afraid of someone who wished death on a large part of the American population driving a vehicle? He'll totally never try to run people over if he ever snaps

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I mean why are you afraid of someone who wished death on a large part of the American population driving a vehicle? He'll totally never try to run people over if he ever snaps

Yet again, he does need to leave the basement.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The "clump of cells" argument always bugs me and I'm fine with abortions. The issue is that's splitting hairs as you're still killing living tissue that otherwise would continue to develop.

I disagree, after a fashion. I think it's a bad argument because it hinges on using the Sorites paradox and getting away with it: "clump" is such an imprecise term that there's no definable point where a clump becomes a non-clump, so "clump of cells" is a broadly accurate description of literally every complex life form in existence. So, like many other arguments for abortion, it lacks a limiting principle that makes it apply just to fetuses. (Feti? Feet? Whatever the plural is.)

Though for extra funsies, I wonder how Bob rationalizes the fact that abortion is a major factor keeping "obsolete white people" in the game demographically.

Spoiler: Just a snapshot, but broadly accurate

Plus for a "Thinker", you'd think Bob would realize saying his stance is "opposite" to pro-lifers is nonsense. He believes abortions are okay BECAUSE they're "a clump of cells" and "not an actual person". The entire thing is built on his arbitrary classification of "life" rather than anything about the situation of the pregnant woman.

Again, going to have to disagree. It hinges on his arbitrary definition of "person" (we had a big war last time we entertained the legal category of "human-but-not-person," but plus ca change, I suppose.) Though I'd love to see his empirical basis for "personhood" required to render his position a thought as opposed to a belief.

 

[thismanlies]

As I always insist, his brother is not normal:

To be fair, being this close to Bob would make anyone a bit abnormal.

Plus a slightly quirky person standing next to Bob is like a cheerleader standing next to her ugly friend. You'd have to be Charles Manson to not look normal next him.

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

Citation needed please.
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Guy who doesn’t think at all and believes in shit he’s incline to believe bashes people who believe in shit and not think properly.
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Bob is forgetting that there's other ways to get stem cells that deos kill the baby such as Amniotic fluid, tissue from the placenta and umbilical cord.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Bobby shills for his brother's Patreon.

Bobby looks happier than he ever has been in his own video, he is still very stiff though.

As I always insist, his brother is not normal:
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Ouch. So much wrong with this.
Bob can't even get out of the car. I guess that's classic Bob, considering he would hide in his car playing video games until his family went to bed.
I was hoping Chris was actually normal, but it seems he's kind of a dummy, and he's a dummy that's riding his retarded brother's e-fame to get pity money. Oh, he now has two children, kindly give him your own money. At least fake homeless people have to stand on a street corner for hours to grift people into giving them money. Here we have Dumb and Way Dumber Hitler (who can't even be bothered to get out of his car) making a 40 second video asking for money, just because. You white privileged assholes should be donating your time and money to all the under-privileged minority causes you pretend to care about.
And that last picture, I wonder if they purchased a ticket for that seat between them so that they have elbow room. If so, I wonder if they purchased the seats on the other side of them, too. I wouldn't doubt it because Bob has seen that new Godzilla movie four times now. But shit, if you're spending $15 for even that one seat, and you have two children to feed, you don't get to ask for strangers to give you money.
Also, Bob's face looks retarded.

I disagree, after a fashion. I think it's a bad argument because it hinges on using the Sorites paradox and getting away with it: "clump" is such an imprecise term that there's no definable point where a clump becomes a non-clump, so "clump of cells" is a broadly accurate description of literally every complex life form in existence. So, like many other arguments for abortion, it lacks a limiting principle that makes it apply just to fetuses. (Feti? Feet? Whatever the plural is.)

Though for extra funsies, I wonder how Bob rationalizes the fact that abortion is a major factor keeping "obsolete white people" in the game demographically.

Spoiler: Just a snapshot, but broadly accurate

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Again, going to have to disagree. It hinges on his arbitrary definition of "person" (we had a big war last time we entertained the legal category of "human-but-not-person," but plus ca change, I suppose.) Though I'd love to see his empirical basis for "personhood" required to render his position a thought as opposed to a belief.

The dark part of me wants some woman to actually have sex with Bob, get pregnant, and for 8 months and some change be all giddy about becoming a father, only for at the last minute, the girl is like, "Nah, I don't want this. My body, my choice. Any time for any reason." His one and only shot a becoming a father snuffed out because late term abortion is not only legal, but considered A-Okay.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The dark part of me wants some woman to actually have sex with Bob, get pregnant, and for 8 months and some change be all giddy about becoming a father, only for at the last minute, the girl is like, "Nah, I don't want this. My body, my choice. Any time for any reason." His one and only shot a becoming a father snuffed out because late term abortion is not only legal, but considered A-Okay.

The darker, evil half of me has come close to wishing for that upon Bob myself, but then I realized that no woman alive would ever have sex with Bob. Chris has had sex with a woman at least twice because he looks relatively normal. He could easily pass for a main character's neighbor in a popular sitcom if he ditched the vidya T-shirts and instead wore flannel or plain polo shirts. He looks like someone you could sit around on a back patio with, while drinking beers and deep-frying a turkey.

Bob looks like a fat, socially awkward man desperately trying to LARP as a cool urban hipster. He looks like that creepy uncle you learn to avoid as a kid because he gives you presents, then stands behind you and rubs your shoulders slowly as he watches you open them. He looks like the kind of man who would say "I'm just a kid at heart!' when people ask him why he hasn't gotten married yet despite him spending a lot of his time around children. (Note: I didn't say Bob WAS this kind of person, I just said he LOOKS like this kind of person...) And that might explain why women have refused to give him the time of day.

 

[Zaryiu]

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I'm blocked by Blobbert, but I need to know if this counts as a cow-crossover, between Blobby and incels?
Also, someone able to archive?

More like Blobbo talking shit about his fellow incels

1. Superman has been called out by fans for all that murdering shit that happened in Man of Steel.

2. That was kinda the point of showing Batman going over the edge, plus in the 1st Burton Batman movie he killed criminals

3. Yeah, def worse hero because she has no personality and is more artificial than fuckinc Siri.

1. Wasn't the killing done by Zod and his goons though? I distinctly remember there were no people in the buildings when they pass through them UNTIL the BvS retcon caused by people kept saying people were there when they that wasn't the case, I won't defend either Superman kissing Lois on top of the ruins or him committing genocide by killing the unborn kryptonians

Bob reminds me of Porky from Mother 3. A narcissistic manchild that builds a metropolis over a serene, rustic place with militaristic might.

Like, that's who he wants to be. Bob wants to be the villain of a cartoon.

But he sees himself as a hero.

That's an insult to Porky, at least he did stuff unlike Blobbo the Hutt

Bob reminds me of Porky from Mother 3. A narcissistic manchild that builds a metropolis over a serene, rustic place with militaristic might.

Like, that's who he wants to be. Bob wants to be the villain of a cartoon.

But he sees himself as a hero.

That's an insult to Porky, at least he did stuff unlike Blobbo the Hutt

 

[Drunk and Pour]

1. Wasn't the killing done by Zod and his goons though? I distinctly remember there were no people in the buildings when they pass through them UNTIL the BvS retcon caused by people kept saying people were there when they that wasn't the case, I won't defend either Superman kissing Lois on top of the ruins or him committing genocide by killing the unborn kryptonians

Yes, it was Zod specifically targeting humans. I don't think you can say there were nobody in the buildings. There's just way too many people in a city like that to have them all spill out into the streets. I think I remember them showing people in the buildings. I could be wrong. But logically there must have been people in those buildings.

 

[OneTopicBitch]

I hope not. I want to watch him loose his mind if Trump wins again. The best part about Bob is watching him descend into his own person hell while screaming he deserves a perfect fantasy life because he has the "right" opinions. I just wonder which scenario would be more funny;
1) Trump wins with the Electorial vote and loses popular vote again, and he cries about more Russian interference and what ever other excuse de jour Dems will have by Nov. 2020.
2) Trump wins with slightly more Electorial votes and popular votes, and he cries about the apathy of people who didn't go vote to get Trump out of office and they are just as garbage as people who actually voted for Trump. Both non-voters and Third party voters (except for minorities because when they don't vote it's because of systematic racism).
3) Trump wins in a landslide and he cries that America has been completely overrun by alt-right Nazis and Russian sleeper agents (and if Trump gets any significant minority vote, it's because of voter fraud).

Jesus Sloppy Drunk Christ!

I guess this clears up the question of whether or not he drinks. I guess he really does read this board, and had to subtly answer that question that has come up recently. I claimed he was a light weight. I guess he showed me

Why the fuck are you "saving" every can? So you can have some white trash beer can pyramid? And they fell down? Yeah, that explains all those cans that miraculously landed upright. No, you fat disgusting fuck, this is how you live. Amazing all those pictures have motion blur. I think he was so inebriated when he took that picture he couldn't keep the camera steady. Why he thought pictures of cans he's "saving" (ie: too lazy to throw away) was something to share with the world, who knows.

And don't get me started on Pabst.

HE'S BUILDING A HOME FOR HIMSELF, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
CARDBOARD OR TIN AND STEEL.
ECO-CONSERVATION or some shit.

 

[OneTopicBitch]

>That's the face of a six year old whose mom is gonna belt him senseless if he doesn't behave at dinner.

Bob's thread wouldn't be a fraction of what it is today if he ever got a good belting as a child.

I feel Bob was a school shooter who got belted out of it by his family, or just shouted at.
Like he packed up a load of his dad's guns and his mum belted him for trying to steal.