Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Astonishing that Bob would prove to be a poor judge of character.

"I character the judge just fine, friendo. I saw the movie"

 

[Greyfield]

Wait, I understand what you're trying to say, but didn't Bob grow up in Boston?

Oh right. Of course. My bad lol. He just keeps tweeting about how he escaped a "backwards racist" place, guess he was talking about Boston. Makes his hatred of middle America a little more fucked up tbh.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Christ, Bob really does prove that what Jordan Peterson said about Marxists to be true - "they don't care about the underclass, they care that someone dared to be richer and smarter than they are."

Honestly, Bob sounds really pissed that his big brain and grand pools of talent aren't getting reorganised by the public. But obviously that's evil Drumpf's fault, not the fault that he's a shifty, greasy neckbeard who isn't as smart as he likes to believe. He really is Sargon's American cousin.

Bob's nothing like a Marxist.

And being jealous of the rich and the bright is a pretty normal state of affairs. It's being jealous of the poor, a touchstone of an ideology that will remain nameless, that's fucked up.

 

[thismanlies]

Christ, Bob really does prove that what Jordan Peterson said about Marxists to be true - "they don't care about the underclass, they care that someone dared to be richer and smarter than they are."

Honestly, Bob sounds really pissed that his big brain and grand pools of talent aren't getting reorganised by the public. But obviously that's evil Drumpf's fault, not the fault that he's a shifty, greasy neckbeard who isn't as smart as he likes to believe. He really is Sargon's American cousin.

Bob is a plutocratic fascist who thinks if he shills hard enough for the elite ruling class, they’ll upload his consciousness to a space colony robot where he’ll grow moon wheat and debate philosophy with the world’s greatest thinkers.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is a plutocratic fascist who thinks if he shills hard enough for the elite ruling class, they’ll upload his consciousness to a space colony robot where he’ll grow moon wheat and debate philosophy with the world’s greatest thinkers.

Yeah, philosophy. Here's the closest Bob will ever get to debating philosophy.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Christ, Bob really does prove that what Jordan Peterson said about Marxists to be true - "they don't care about the underclass, they care that someone dared to be richer and smarter than they are."

Honestly, Bob sounds really pissed that his big brain and grand pools of talent aren't getting reorganised by the public. But obviously that's evil Drumpf's fault, not the fault that he's a shifty, greasy neckbeard who isn't as smart as he likes to believe. He really is Sargon's American cousin.

That’s Blobbo but he’s not a Marxist.

 

[DK 699]

Bob's nothing like a Marxist.

This.

I don't like Marxism, but it just wouldn't be fair to Marxists to lump Bob in with them.

Bob is a plutocratic fascist who thinks if he shills hard enough for the elite ruling class, they’ll upload his consciousness to a space colony robot where he’ll grow moon wheat and debate philosophy with the world’s greatest thinkers.

I agree with everything you said except for 'fascist'. I know that word's definition has become somewhat malleable over the years, but Bob doesn't believe in nationalism, autarky, or the corporate state (as Mussolini understood it). The only label I feel comfortable applying to Bob is 'retarded'.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Oh right. Of course. My bad lol. He just keeps tweeting about how he escaped a "backwards racist" place, guess he was talking about Boston. Makes his hatred of middle America a little more fucked up tbh.

He escaped a backwards racist place... his parents white working middle class Boston neighborhood... he escaped it into the basement! Of that same white working middle class neighborhood? Yes, Bob is indeed a fucking idiot. I can only assume Bob’s family allows him to stay down there as he serves as a low cost Carbon Monoxide detector.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

He escaped a backwards racist place... his parents white working middle class Boston neighborhood... he escaped it into the basement! Of that same white working middle class neighborhood? Yes, Bob is indeed a fucking idiot. I can only assume Bob’s family allows him to stay down there as he serves as a low cost Carbon Monoxide detector.

That's something that sticks to me about Bob, in some of his rants you'd think he grew up a little gay boy in Alabama getting hate crimed everyday who went on to move to the big city and become a big success. When in reality he grew in a middle class Boston suburb who grew up to move to a slightly different Boston suburb.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

That's something that sticks to me about Bob, in some of his rants you'd think he grew up a little gay boy in Alabama getting hate crimed everyday who went on to move to the big city and become a big success. When in reality he grew in a middle class Boston suburb who grew up to move to a slightly different Boston suburb.

Do we even know that he moved to a different neighborhood? For all we know he's still living in the same neighborhood he was raised in.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it really does conflict quite a bit with the narrative he likes to tell.

 

[thismanlies]

Do we even know that he moved to a different neighborhood? For all we know he's still living in the same neighborhood he was raised in.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it really does conflict quite a bit with the narrative he likes to tell.

Maybe he thinks moving from above ground to below ground counts.

 

[Rei is shit]

ultra galaxy brain take

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah, philosophy. Here's the closest Bob will ever get to debating philosophy.

Always philosophy and never bobosophy. smh.

I agree with everything you said except for 'fascist'. I know that word's definition has become somewhat malleable over the years, but Bob doesn't believe in nationalism, autarky, or the corporate state (as Mussolini understood it). The only label I feel comfortable applying to Bob is 'exceptional'.

It's all pretty wonky considering Bob's dream of an one world government would be a nation in itself. Of course, this is the same "turns your brain into a pretzel" train of though where he calls socialists Nazis if they don't aim for a world government which somehow makes them "far right" yet Bob's beliefs are good because he wants the world government as opposed to the Nazis? His weird take on socialism and usage of "national socialism" has him somehow being really close to Nazism but also nothing like it.....somehow.

I still don't get it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob is a plutocratic fascist who thinks if he shills hard enough for the elite ruling class, they’ll upload his consciousness to a space colony robot where he’ll grow moon wheat and debate philosophy with the world’s greatest thinkers.

I have to admit that seeing the reaction of the world's greatest thinkers to Bob would be pretty funny. When he dies alone, unfulfilled, and Superior Future-less, could we freeze his brain for eventual upload? It'll hardly take up any room at all in the freezer.

 

[madethistocomment]

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"Most humans are dumb, dangerous, greedy, violent, petty, narrow-minded and CRUEL"

Stop looking in the mirror, Bob. That's not most humans. That's just you, and because you're a goddamn sociopath you can't fathom that other people's brains work differently from yours.

 

[Knyttet]

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Spells "reflexjon" in a rant about how much smarter and above he is the common people.

You can't make this shit up.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Always philosophy and never bobosophy. smh.


It's all pretty wonky considering Bob's dream of an one world government would be a nation in itself. Of course, this is the same "turns your brain into a pretzel" train of though where he calls socialists Nazis if they don't aim for a world government which somehow makes them "far right" yet Bob's beliefs are good because he wants the world government as opposed to the Nazis? His weird take on socialism and usage of "national socialism" has him somehow being really close to Nazism but also nothing like it.....somehow.

I still don't get it.

To him, in his black and white view of the world, his opinion is always right. He spends more time trying to justify his opinion than he does thinking about why he has come to his opinion. He hated Hilary (for good reason) in 2008, but thought she was the savior of America in 2016, because that was the opinion that he was told to have.

I have to admit that seeing the reaction of the world's greatest thinkers to Bob would be pretty funny. When he dies alone, unfulfilled, and Superior Future-less, could we freeze his brain for eventual upload? It'll hardly take up any room at all in the freezer.

I think we should save his brain so we can figure out what the fuck is wrong with YouTube movie critics and why they think they are so intelligent.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This is Bob's "Superior Future" in a nutshell.
I especially like the part about competing ideologies that refuse to recognize the other's validity.
It's a good way of explaining Bob's refusal to ever put his ideas in front of any real scrutiny, and mirrors the modern sjw-left's insistence that "debate is pointless when you're dealing with THOSE people". It's just another form of bigotry shared by Dobson, Nostalgia Chick, Tony Skidmark, Wil Wheaton, etc. I could continue but previous posts have explained the difference between Bob's divisive approach and a normal expression of politics better.

 

[DK 699]

Always philosophy and never bobosophy. smh.


It's all pretty wonky considering Bob's dream of an one world government would be a nation in itself. Of course, this is the same "turns your brain into a pretzel" train of though where he calls socialists Nazis if they don't aim for a world government which somehow makes them "far right" yet Bob's beliefs are good because he wants the world government as opposed to the Nazis? His weird take on socialism and usage of "national socialism" has him somehow being really close to Nazism but also nothing like it.....somehow.

I still don't get it.

Yeah, the only thing I can take away from your comment is that the "turns your brains into a pretzel" analogy works really well, becuase that's what's happening to me as I try to make sense of all of this.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I have to admit that seeing the reaction of the world's greatest thinkers to Bob would be pretty funny. When he dies alone, unfulfilled, and Superior Future-less, could we freeze his brain for eventual upload? It'll hardly take up any room at all in the freezer.

Are you kidding me? Have you seen the size of his head?