Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

Bob, who hurt you?

I don't mean the strawman stand-in of the faceless mass of Trump/Brexit voters (and watching this odious dimwit act as if he understands the first thing about European politics is like watching a lobotomized ape try to fuck a telephone booth); I mean who, in your real life, before you started spewing your hateful ranting onto the interwebs, damaged you so much that you feel compelled to pour unreasoning, blind, self-aggrandizing loathing onto tens of millions of people who are better than you in every way imaginable? It's so curious, and would be sad if it weren't deliciously funny.

My guess is the people who bullied him in school were calling everyone the hard-r N word indiscriminately and also maybe Bob found out or assumed that they all had Republican leanings (due to said usage of said word). Bonus points if they used the hard-r N word on HIM.

 

[RockVolnutt]

You know, with how much Bobo loves to preach about how things would have been different if Hillary won or if the dems ruled. I have to ask, did he believe that Hillary would create robots, flying ships an etc from a bag of magic beans or vagina magic? 'Cause, I could give a huge ass rant about the whole "We should be on Mars by now!" crap he loved to screech about.

It's not fully defined in his own words.

It's misrepresenting him to say he thinks Hillary would create "The Superior Future" personally, it's more his belief that any flaws of her/any Democrat would be irrelevant as "The Party" would keep them in check with approved views and this in turn means the Science Men can double their efforts in Science as opposed to now where they need to fight creationists or some other ill-defied threat.

Basically having "the right people" in office leads to good-times energy everywhere which in turn makes everyone work faster. As opposed to reality where you can't really rush that kind of thing and scientific discoveries happen regardless of which letter the president likes the most. I imagine if you pressed him on it then he'd try to cobble up something about legislature but it's not likely something he was thinking about at first.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Has Movie Blorb's dox been included to the front page as of yet? Seems strange a lolcow who's chimped, and sperged for quite a while hasn't landed his dox like a few others have.

 

[Absolutego]

Bob, who hurt you?

I don't mean the strawman stand-in of the faceless mass of Trump/Brexit voters (and watching this odious dimwit act as if he understands the first thing about European politics is like watching a lobotomized ape try to fuck a telephone booth); I mean who, in your real life, before you started spewing your hateful ranting onto the interwebs, damaged you so much that you feel compelled to pour unreasoning, blind, self-aggrandizing loathing onto tens of millions of people who are better than you in every way imaginable? It's so curious, and would be sad if it weren't deliciously funny.

Who says he had to be damaged by an external force to act this way? In that massive powerleveling spree in his book Bob admitted he has always struggled with anger management and authority issues, to the point that the school recommended therapy to his parents. I used to think that he had some seriously abusive bullies too (probably me projecting my own history onto him, tbh), but nowadays I wouldn't at all be surprised if the sum total of Bob's "bullying" was just kids teasing him for carrying a mario figurine around and generally obsessing over his bing bing yahoo games well past an appropriate age.

To throw Bobbo's own eugenics obsession back at him, not all bad people are made, some are just born that way.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Who says he had to be damaged by an external force to act this way? In that massive powerleveling spree in his book Bob admitted he has always struggled with anger management and authority issues, to the point that the school recommended therapy to his parents. I used to think that he had some seriously abusive bullies too (probably me projecting my own history onto him, tbh), but nowadays I wouldn't at all be surprised if the sum total of Bob's "bullying" was just kids teasing him for carrying a mario figurine around and generally obsessing over his bing bing yahoo games well past an appropriate age.

To throw Bobbo's own eugenics obsession back at him, not all bad people are made, some are just born that way.

So he's a just pasty coddled pussy? Makes complete sense since he drew a false correlation between the Vietnam War and videogames!

 

[Absolutego]

So he's a just pasty coddled pussy? Makes complete sense he drew a false correlation between the Vietnam War and videogames!

I think the endless Vietnam analogies are because his dad was a veteran, not just because of Bob's trademark lack of perspective. He also thought Platoon was a movie everyone had to see to understand his parents' generation (with, naturally, the equivalent for a GenXer like Bob being that shitty He Man: Masters of the Universe film).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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The richness of this coming from the braying jackass who cannot properly chroma key his retarded self so his water logged head has a healthy, radioactive glow while his PROFESSION is video production for ERVER a decade.

There’s also something exquisite about how he focuses on “labor” as if his occupation is oh so safe. Oh who am I kidding? Bob’s perfectly safe. The only thing that could get rid of Bob Chipman’s Patreon is a #MeToo accusation and considering that even the troons he seems to thirst over won’t give him the time of day...well, draw your own conclusions bois and gurls.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Basically having "the right people" in office leads to good-times energy everywhere which in turn makes everyone work faster. As opposed to reality where you can't really rush that kind of thing and scientific discoveries happen regardless of which letter the president likes the most. I imagine if you pressed him on it then he'd try to cobble up something about legislature but it's not likely something he was thinking about at first.

I have have believe that Bob's views on science and technology are not that dissimilar to how a five-year-old views magic. He believes that scientific discoveries appear out of a vacuum and--as you said--rambles on about how the right people make it happen through the wand of legislation. It reminds me of a (now former) friend of mine who would prattle on about how we need to invest in "solar roadways" despite the fact that the technology had not tested on any large scale.

 

[Zaryiu]

If Bob wants to walk on Mars he can just buy this and be done with it

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Trump Supporter sperging for the day.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Since when has ICE announced their raids before? I’d expect them Saturday or Monday tbqh.

Again, Obama deported far more illegals than Bush or Trump. That’s is never mentioned here because it breaks the narrative,

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Announcing increased ICE enforcement measures ahead of time gives the illegals a chance to self-deport, which lessens the strain on the system. Not to mention most people won't even know that it happened even afterwards if it isn't announced, and obviously Trump wants credit for it to get votes. And announcing it ahead of time provokes the Democrats to say something stupid that will further alienate voters. But of course MovieBob's TDS-addled smoothbrain can't comprehend any of this and immediately resorts to projecting his own malevolent sadistic hate for the other side onto Trump and his voters.

 

[Mola Ram]

Announcing increased ICE enforcement measures ahead of time gives the illegals a chance to self-deport, which lessens the strain on the system. Not to mention most people won't even know that it happened even afterwards if it isn't announced, and obviously Trump wants credit for it to get votes. And announcing it ahead of time provokes the Democrats to say something stupid that will further alienate voters. But of course MovieBob's TDS-addled smoothbrain can't comprehend any of this and immediately resorts to projecting his own malevolent sadistic hate for the other side onto Trump and his voters.

Forget it. The detention centers at the border are concentration camps and that's that. The Narrative has been set. Far smarter and savvier lefties than Bob are pushing this nonsense; do you really expect him to buck the trend? At heart, he's a mindless follower, hoping to score some scraps from the gravy train and have his, ahem, "genius" recognized.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Again, Obama deported far more illegals than Bush or Trump. That’s is never mentioned here because it breaks the narrative,

And also racism.

 

[OneTopicBitch]

Announce Raid, wonder where they all went.
Bob, by your own logic, he just helped immigrants out.

Forget it. The detention centers at the border are concentration camps and that's that. The Narrative has been set. Far smarter and savvier lefties than Bob are pushing this nonsense; do you really expect him to buck the trend? At heart, he's a mindless follower, hoping to score some scraps from the gravy train and have his, ahem, "genius" recognized.

Yeah it's odd how Bob seems to never have an original idea, the closest one was his book, but now I realise why he doesn't do that whole "Thinking" business.

 

[thismanlies]

Trump Supporter sperging for the day.

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>Trail of Tears 2.0

Ah, Bob? The Indians didn’t walk the Trail of Tears because they thought free money and health care were waiting for them on the reservations.

 

[The tired cat]

>Trail of Tears 2.0

Ah, Bob? The Indians didn’t walk the Trail of Tears because they thought free money and health care were waiting for them on the reservations.

Taking a different part of history and then comparing it to a different thing all together. We're tots smart guyiz!

 

[RockVolnutt]

>Trail of Tears 2.0

Ah, Bob? The Indians didn’t walk the Trail of Tears because they thought free money and health care were waiting for them on the reservations.

Other way around, he's saying being deported back to Mexico is "Trail of Tears 2.0" which is even funnier.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Other way around, he's saying being deported back to Mexico is "Trail of Tears 2.0" which is even funnier.

Which doesn't even make sense in the first place, because even if said Mexicans/Central Americans had any "native American" heritage with which to complete the comparison, they're coming from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, and maybe a few from Mexico, which in NO way grants them automatic right to be in the United States and stay. Their coming to USA in and of itself is more of a Trail of Tears 2.0 than the other way around, especially given what the cartels and coyotes do.

But you know, bob and the 'beetus, it's already mushed his brain beyond all rational capacity.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'm so happy a new generation can experience Neon Genesis Evangelion so they too can huff their farts like a finely aged, gas soaked rag.

Spoiler: Fresh from the dutch oven

The replies have been archived because *does cook kissing his fingers motion*

Twitter's doing something weird where it's recirculating the posts in the thread above the tweet you've highlighted. Because of that I'm having a hard time confirming this but I only found one person who was in favor of Bob's take.

Take it for what you will.

Spoiler: mmmmm quite pungent indeed

Real talk fam: I'm of the opinion that NGE is over hyped, beautiful looking garbage with some nice set pieces. It was made by a bright guy, Hideaki Anno, who went cuckoo bonkers during the development of NGE, partially because of reeeeing weebs who were angry at him for what he did in their beloved animu. It was so bad that he included irl shots of the vandalism of his studio in the last movie. If I remember correctly, and it's super hard to find it now with the Netflix release out now, the weebs were angry because he ruined this awesome, deep show that was gushing with artistic subtext and symbolism. IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT DAMMIT! The kicker? All that Christianity and Bible stuff in the show was in there because Hideaki thought it looked/sounded cool. Nothing more. Nothing less. If you'll follow me, it's like Dark Souls. Dark Souls was based on it's director reading western fantasy novels and not understanding most of it. Hideaki isn't Christian, he just kinda knows about it. The two took elements from a different culture that they sorta, kinda comprehended and made an interesting work of art that's only as deep as a weeaboo sped wishes it too be.

"The truth is, I have no emotional attachment to Rei at all. In the midst of making Eva, I suddenly realized that I had forgotten her. Her very existence. For example, in episode seven, I remembered and added one shot with Rei. I had no attachment to her at all. I think that was okay, because in episode eight, she didn't appear. Not even in a single shot."
-Hideak Anno

TOO DEEP FOR YOU FAGGOT!!1

Now that NGE is back in the public eye, we get to suffer through hot take after hot take about a project that made it's director start to despise it's fan base. At least with Bob we can all laugh at him together.