Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

The Trail of Tears is hands down one of the most awful things ever perpetrated by the government of the United States. Nothing on this planet, not even the goddamn Shoah, has ruined an entire group of people so completely like that fucking mess did. Native Americans have not recovered from that march and likely never will.

To throw the name around so glibly is sincerely the most revolting thing Bob has ever done.

Considering that they're still around, unlike (say) the Khwarezemians, I'm gonna have to disagree. Especially since he, if memory serves, unironically supports deporting all Trump voters to Siberia- which is to say, the Gulag.

 

[Positron]

Some right wing thinkers view Progressivism as nothing more than a form of High Church Protestantism/Puritanism that ditched God for being too much of an out of touch fuddy-duddy, and replaced Him with some notion of unstoppable progress, which would bring about Heaven on Earth.

I've commented on how much SJWism resembles Millennialism.

 

[DK 699]

The Trail of Tears is hands down one of the most awful things ever perpetrated by the government of the United States. Nothing on this planet, not even the goddamn Shoah, has ruined an entire group of people so completely like that fucking mess did. Native Americans have not recovered from that march and likely never will.

To throw the name around so glibly is sincerely the most revolting thing Bob has ever done.

Now, I'm not a far-leftist or anything like that, but I think you're on to something. The Jews, Ukrainians, and Armenians both came back from the holocaust, Holodomor, and the Armenian Genocide respectively and have their own countries, Paul Kagame (a Tutsi) now rules over Rwanda (and is doing an excellent job), and the various ethic groups that were brutalized by the Romans and the Muslims still exist and in some cases thrive (even if they have been fundamental changed by their invaders). I was about to say that what happened to the blacks might have been worse, but at least they are still around and have the numbers to have some influence in America.

 

[Oaat]

Spoiler: Fresh from the dutch oven

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The replies have been archived because *does cook kissing his fingers motion*
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Twitter's doing something weird where it's recirculating the posts in the thread above the tweet you've highlighted. Because of that I'm having a hard time confirming this but I only found one person who was in favor of Bob's take.
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Take it for what you will.

Spoiler: mmmmm quite pungent indeed

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??? How in the fuck has Bob managed to dupe anyone into thinking he's a pop-culture expert when he tweets retarded shit like this?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think we should change the thread poll. It's been the same for a while now and it isn't relevent anymore.

What will Bob do when Trump gets re-elected? I know it's not locked in that he will be, but odds are he'll wipe the floor with all the other candidates just like he did in 2016. How will Bob Eugenics Chipman respond to such an obvious Nazi bid to stay in power? I'm really curious what everyone thinks he'll do. Should be extremely entertaining at the very least.

Possibly throw a temper tantrum like always.

 

[Y2K Baby]

The Trail of Tears is hands down one of the most awful things ever perpetrated by the government of the United States. Nothing on this planet, not even the goddamn Shoah, has ruined an entire group of people so completely like that fucking mess did. Native Americans have not recovered from that march and likely never will.

To throw the name around so glibly is sincerely the most revolting thing Bob has ever done.

Natives had it coming.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Natives had it coming.

Especially after that shit they did to Richard Harris.

 

[Fuzhou]

Apparently America is the only country that got short changed on Fry Me To the Moon.

From what I've heard, everyone but Japan got buttfucked on that deal.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

From what I've heard, everyone but Japan got buttfucked on that deal.

Normal when they deal with Netflix. I wonder how they will proceed with Eva after the massive pile of dogshit that was Death Note

 

[Drunk and Pour]

So, here's something that occurs to me...

Was sent this video by a friend:

As stated in there is something I've also heard before: YouTube constantly loses money. In fact, judging by the tiny bit of research I've done on it, it looks like youTube is in no position to turn a profit for decades.

You think about something everyone is racing to, but which is unsustainable and operating at a loss and one word comes to mind: Bubble.

Remember the last tech bubble we had?

Which brings it all back to a riddle: What if YouTube's bubble pops? Remember how much Bob bragged about how hard he worked to be a relevant human being in the new economy etc etc? So what happens if that bubble pops? What happens if Bob's professional foundation is built on sand? Would we get the chance to see it?

And which would you bet on dying first? Bob? Or his career?

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to put in: What just happened on YouTube? Another adpocalypse. How many more of those do you think the platform can stand before popping?

As for Bob, I hope his career dies first. I think I said this before, but I think his "old" fans are going to move on in life, and he's not going to attract any new fans because 16 to 25 year olds aren't going to care what a fat 40 something year old virgin thinks about pop culture. Blog journalism is dying, or at least going to evolve beyond Bob's circa 2005 "style" of content creating. Keep wishing for UBI you unemployable sack of shit.

As for the video? What stood out to me was the break down of how a small number of tech based companies have consolidated. That's not really much different than other companies. How many car companies are out there? Fast food companies? Soda companies? (And I'm talking mainstream, not some Faygo shit you Juggalo fucks) I'm not justifying it, I'm just saying the numbers aren't stark. Those 10 and 30 year predictions are shit because I would have never guessed we are where we are 10 to 30 years ago. (Seriously, Baxter Stockman isn't a fly? Fuck you)

YouTube has turned into TheirTube. What was once a platform for anybody to post silly videos is now a marketing tool. I have high hopes for Thinkspot. People say having a subscription is a nonstarter, but people subscribe to a lot of stupid shit. It probably won't put a dent YouFaceGoo, but at least it's out there.

Yeah that's all nearly literal words from the video. (Now I know who didn't watch it.)

Yes right now youtube is being propped up. But while the numbers seem huge, things that can't go on forever, won't. That's the story of every economic bubble ever. Alphabet Inc having a few bad years, or a government action against it, or something else we can't foresee right now could bring the whole thing down seemingly overnight.

But now I do like the idea of Bob being one of those liberals caught in the cross-fire. He probably avoided it this time because not enough people know about him.

Bob is definitely "lucky" he's a nobody. Imagine if by some magical act of Satan, Bob Chipman became famous. And during his fame, all 2043 pages of his shitty shitness gets leaked to the public. What would be his suicide of choice? That should be the new poll.

Government action might have to be taken against tech companies. I love how the left, on this one issue, is like, "private companies should be allowed to do what they want". And then people are like, "True libertarians would never dictate what a company should and should not do". Okay, fine. I'll burn my "true libertarian" card. I'm not married to the word "libertarian". If the top means of digital communication decides I'm not allowed to speak because I'm too libertarian on speech, they are the tyrants that the government needs to protect us from.

What really surprises me is that Bob knows this, yet he doesn't feel the soul crushing and abhorrent realization that he is more irrelevant than the average person. Is he really that high in his own ego or he just doesn't give a fuck about anything?

Bob doesn't know much. He feels his soul crushed, but it's because of his ego that he can take responsibility. He blames his lack of his Superior Future on the Republicans yet scoffs at the notion that working class Americans are thinking about supporting their families.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob is definitely "lucky" he's a nobody. Imagine if by some magical act of Satan, Bob Chipman became famous. And during his fame, all 2043 pages of his shitty shitness gets leaked to the public. What would be his suicide of choice? That should be the new poll.

It's definetly a possibility that he offs himself if that would happen, but i think his ego would be so fucking inflated from the popularity he gained that he would pull a Weinstein unless any other hotshot sees that he is at the end of his rope. Otherwise, he will scurry away until the heat is gone and then come back as if nothing happened.

But that's assuming Bob stops being a sperg and stops going on tirades showing his weapons grade takes to absolutely everyone.

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

In the end Bob is and will likely always be a deeply unhappy, physically unhealthy man living alone in a flooded basement making videos about old Nintendo games and comic book movies while the world passes him by. The only thing he'll likely ever inflict on people is annoyance from his bizarre twitter hot takes.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Bob is upset over the Oregon GOP making a joke on their Twitter page.
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Add the lumber industry to shit Bob and leftists don't understand.

Also late but: Anyone else notice Bob's forehead fat seems to be falling over his eyes? He is blinded by his own obesity.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I think you're letting your dislike of the show get the better of you. Anno did say that some of the religious imagery was for show, but not all of it. End of Eva included both hate mail and fanmail. The whole series is basically about accepting life the good and the bad and learning to love yourself. It was never meant to be 2deep4u as some idiots claim though.
Also, Bob has clearly never seen literally any Gundam I'm guessing.

Fair point. I don’t completely dislike the show. I think it’s a beautifully animated show that makes me weep for the current year computer animation style. What I absolutely despise is the screeching weeaboo who acts like this is so much more than it is. For me, they’re comparable to Rick and Morty fans. They were insufferable back then and now we are in present day where EVERYTHING needs to be a hot take and I’m just awaiting of deluge of big brain thoughts as exemplified by Bobbyboi. Just last night I saw a vid suggested to me on YouTube explaining the 37 timelines of NGE.

Full disclosure: I did not actually watch it (much like the 1791 vid as @Flexo rightfully noted much to my chagrin) as it’s an almost hour long vid from crunchyroll about a supposed 37 different timelines in NGE.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Add the lumber industry to shit Bob and leftists don't understand.

Also late but: Anyone else notice Bob's forehead fat seems to be falling over his eyes? He is blinded by his own obesity.

I thought he was blinded by light since the only light he ever sees in his basement is his phone?

 

[Flexo]

Full disclosure: I did not actually watch it (much like the 1791 vid as @Flexo rightfully noted much to my chagrin) as it’s an almost hour long vid from crunchyroll about a supposed 37 different timelines in NGE.

And that 1791L vid was only 10 min.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

On a whim I decided to look into Bob’s history with Pacific Rim. To put it simply, lol. Here’s a smattering.

Spoiler: Titanic or Pacific Rim?

Link

Spoiler: Power Rangers or Pacific Rim?

Link

Spoiler: Great Wall or Pacific Rim?

Link

Enjoy

EDIT: Avatar not Titanic.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Anyone that doesn't have the means of production is under opression according to marxism. Is not a moral category of "muh obsolete people", you neoliberal classist dipshit

Even a fucking idpol lefite understands this shit better than you, Bob.

Edit: Oh, bonus points for retweeting this retard. A literal witch hunter on the Left that finds anyone that disagrees as muh fascist. Go suck his dick, Bob: it's the kind of lefite you like

 

[BubbleButt]

Considering that they're still around, unlike (say) the Khwarezemians, I'm gonna have to disagree. Especially since he, if memory serves, unironically supports deporting all Trump voters to Siberia- which is to say, the Gulag.

What did the United States have to do with the Khwarezemians? I'm aware that worse things have happened throughout history which is why I specified the United States.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

What did the United States have to do with the Khwarezemians? I'm aware that worse things have happened throughout history which is why I specified the United States.

Yeah, but then you went ahead and made a Holocaust comparison, so I assumed we were allowed to look outside the US for thoroughness of ruination.