Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well, that's enough punishment in itself for Bob. In the long run, he might (i don't know the degree of delusion he's into) realize how fucked up he is and how much despair he has left behind. Almost makes me take pity on him.
Personally I think he already realizes this, at least on a subconscious level. But instead of accepting that it might be his own fault, he blames it all on the people he already hates and the end result is his twitter sperging. At this point he's too far up his own ass to ever improve and he'll likely get more angry and bitter until the day he dies.
 
Bob's cop hate is ironic considering his favorite movie series revolves around non-state vigilantes capable of more destruction than entire armored divisions killing and maiming with almost no accountability whatsoever.
I'd probably debate the "non-state" part considering the MCU Avengers was a SHIELD thing and not something a bunch of vigilantes made up on their own. They're independent since Civil War but most of the MCU had them as official agents of the US government......just ones that dress funny.
 
At this point he's too far up his own ass to ever improve
Nah, i will say he's lazy. He was lazy before and he's lazy now. After all, better keep hogging that insulin and being a fat fuck rather than doing exercise and changing your diet. If he is too lazy even to change his eating habits he's too damn lazy to change his life.

I also think he's too far gone and changing his views would break him, but laziness has a bigger part to play. After all, gotta blame somebody or else it's his fault.
 
I'd probably debate the "non-state" part considering the MCU Avengers was a SHIELD thing and not something a bunch of vigilantes made up on their own. They're independent since Civil War but most of the MCU had them as official agents of the US government......just ones that dress funny.
Wasn’t Winter Soldier supposed to highlight the parallels with the NSA spying?
 
Wasn’t Winter Soldier supposed to highlight the parallels with the NSA spying?
Not what I'm talking about, the origin of the Avengers as a group in the MCU is lifted from "The Ultimates" and their shtick was being government agents. The main difference is the Ultimates weren't framed in a positive light and were Mark Millar sperging about America playing world police...meanwhile the MCU takes the same origin and goes straight into happy Joss Whedon times with little of the darker implications.

As opposed to the regular comics where the Avengers were just a bunch of vigilantes that decided to band together after an encounter with Loki and operate out of a mansion Tony Stark wasn't using. Operating out of their own (Tony's anyways) pocket instead of a branch of the US government. Most having had a shaky relationship with the government.
 
Not what I'm talking about, the origin of the Avengers as a group in the MCU is lifted from "The Ultimates" and their shtick was being government agents. The main difference is the Ultimates weren't framed in a positive light and were Mark Millar sperging about America playing world police...meanwhile the MCU takes the same origin and goes straight into happy Joss Whedon times with little of the darker implications.

As opposed to the regular comics where the Avengers were just a bunch of vigilantes that decided to band together after an encounter with Loki and operate out of a mansion Tony Stark wasn't using. Operating out of their own (Tony's anyways) pocket instead of a branch of the US government. Most having had a shaky relationship with the government.
I see what you mean.
 
Not what I'm talking about, the origin of the Avengers as a group in the MCU is lifted from "The Ultimates" and their shtick was being government agents. The main difference is the Ultimates weren't framed in a positive light and were Mark Millar sperging about America playing world police...meanwhile the MCU takes the same origin and goes straight into happy Joss Whedon times with little of the darker implications.

As opposed to the regular comics where the Avengers were just a bunch of vigilantes that decided to band together after an encounter with Loki and operate out of a mansion Tony Stark wasn't using. Operating out of their own (Tony's anyways) pocket instead of a branch of the US government. Most having had a shaky relationship with the government.
I miss that Avengers, Stark's pissing matches with Fury in the Earth's Mightest Heroes cartoon were awesome.
 
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Bob Chipman, avian expert.

Of course this is fully retarded. Anyone who has spent time at beaches knows that gulls are the most opportunistic feeders of all time. A gull hunting live prey on land is perfectly normal behavior. They eat mice and rats all the time, and a minature chihuahua is basically a rat.
 
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Bob Chipman, avian expert.

Of course this is fully exceptional. Anyone who has spent time at beaches knows that gulls are the most opportunistic feeders of all time. A gull hunting live prey on land is perfectly normal behavior. They eat mice and rats all the time, and a minature chihuahua is basically a rat.

Basting a turkey in Mountain Dew doesn't turn you into an ornithologist, you goofy tub of lard.
 
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Bob Chipman, avian expert.

Of course this is fully exceptional. Anyone who has spent time at beaches knows that gulls are the most opportunistic feeders of all time. A gull hunting live prey on land is perfectly normal behavior. They eat mice and rats all the time, and a minature chihuahua is basically a rat.
Literally just last week I saw a seagull gobble up a crab on Plymouth beach. It's not at all rare, Blobert.
 
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Bob Chipman, avian expert.

Of course this is fully exceptional. Anyone who has spent time at beaches knows that gulls are the most opportunistic feeders of all time. A gull hunting live prey on land is perfectly normal behavior. They eat mice and rats all the time, and a minature chihuahua is basically a rat.
Bob Chipman, evolutionary expert.
 
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Bob Chipman, avian expert.

Of course this is fully exceptional. Anyone who has spent time at beaches knows that gulls are the most opportunistic feeders of all time. A gull hunting live prey on land is perfectly normal behavior. They eat mice and rats all the time, and a minature chihuahua is basically a rat.

He does this shit all the time. He retweets some story involving an animal being somewhat "unusual", and proceeds to vaguely hint that this has to be do to global warming and that the world is coming to an end.
 
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Bob Chipman, avian expert.

Of course this is fully exceptional. Anyone who has spent time at beaches knows that gulls are the most opportunistic feeders of all time. A gull hunting live prey on land is perfectly normal behavior. They eat mice and rats all the time, and a minature chihuahua is basically a rat.

Those replies, by the way, ARE BELIEVING HIM.
 
Is he thinking of the whole "Something's wrong if seagulls are flying inland" thing and got confused?
 
It’s well documented, but pelicans eat other birds all the time.

This basement dwelling manatee’s knowledge of the world around him comes from Wikipedia.
A lot of animals you think aren't murderous or cannibalistic turning out to be exactly that is like incredible. Like rabbits killing each other and being covered in viscera.
 
"Being cosmopolitan, like being liberal, is a good thing: it suggests a person familiar with both books and compassion, the arts and also the sciences, democracy and civil rights, good food and good conversation" -- Joe Hill (who?)

Let's see how Bobby checks out:
Books? You mean Nintendo Power?
Compassion? Just ❌
The Arts? "MCU is the watershed moment of cultural advancement."
Science? Just ❌
Democracy? As long as Trump supporters can't vote.
Civil Rights? This just in: "40% of the country is too stupid to exist."
Good Food? He thinks McNugget sauce is as good as crack.
Good Conversation? A conversation, any conversation, involving Bobby is as mythical as his own feet.
 
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Bob fails to realize that being rich and being poor aren't fixed, constant states. Lots of people inherit money, or property, and fuck it all up and drop down the economic ladder. Conversely, poor people lift themselves up, buying property and saving money and opening businesses. There's always a churn. To Bob once you're rich you're always rich and therefore a kulak to be liquidated.


Lazy, coddled lefties like Bob don't believe social mobility is even possible. That's why they're so in favor of free shit. They cannot envision any other way for people to improve their lives. It's also why they are so quick to assume "privilege" of anyone who has anything worth having, or to reject the idea that people can become poor through any fault of their own.

Not to go too far off topic here, but you'll find that these types of people often have the same mindset toward, say, body weight. It's why "fat acceptance" actually fits quite neatly into their worldview. SJWs are sad, lazy people who don't believe in their own agency or the agency of others.
 
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