Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

The fact that 11 people thought this racist bullshit was good enough to publicly mark as "liked" sickens me.

Two things: Is Bob so inmensely stupid to think the japs would surrender unless their enemy hits them so hard they are forced to surrender? Does Bob know even what a deterrent is or what bargaining is?
Also, if Bob thinks the nuke was too much on them, he should know that way before the US had nukes they already had a plan to level Tokio to the ground using napalm because at that time most houses were still built out of wood and that would have razed the entire city.

Read this if you want to lose braincells

I felt so confused that i had to read this 3 times and i still cannot comprehend it. What the fuck is he even saying here? Is this his fanfiction project? Or he just forgot to read the expiration day on one of his Mac and Cheese? Because holy fuck that awfully autistic and idiotic.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Two things: Is Bob so inmensely stupid to think the japs would surrender unless their enemy hits them so hard they are forced to surrender? Does Bob know even what a deterrent is or what bargaining is?
Also, if Bob thinks the nuke was too much on them, he should know that way before the US had nukes they already had a plan to level Tokio to the ground using napalm because at that time most houses were still built out of wood and that would have razed the entire city.

I felt so confused that i had to read this 3 times and i still cannot comprehend it. What the fuck is he even saying here? Is this his fanfiction project? Or he just forgot to read the expiration day on one of his Mac and Cheese? Because holy fuck that awfully autistic and idiotic.

I think he was referring to this, which is pretty cool and Bob has to shit all over it because Japan. Actually I don't know if Bob has shown disdain for Japan and/or Anime.

 

[Knyttet]

He's so unneccessarily bitter all the time. It can't be good on his heart to be this angry constantly.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

He's so unneccessarily bitter all the time. It can't be good on his heart to be this angry constantly.

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Yeah you little fucker, that's what you get for smiling when a shitty old man gets up in your face yelling and banging a drum and not mocking him or doing anything whatsoever.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Actually I don't know if Bob has shown disdain for Japan and/or Anime.

As far as I can remember all Bob has done is shown your standard incel-like thirst for Asian women, and even then it was more as an offhand comment and nothing particularly memorable.

Edit: He also mentioned that the only reason high school boys his age watched the Street Fighter 2 anime was due to a Chun Li shower scene and not the well animated fight scenes

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Yeah you little fucker, that's what you get for smiling when a shitty old man gets up in your face yelling and banging a drum and not mocking him or doing anything whatsoever.

And having your name, your school’s name, your academics, and your life itself dragged through the mud by major media outlets with everyone giving away your addresses, your family’s names, and everything about you while also calling for you head! You better think about what you did for standing there and smirking you little cracker asshole!

My soul felt like it was being torn in half even if this was a joke.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He's so unneccessarily bitter all the time. It can't be good on his heart to be this angry constantly.

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Well, he has to burn all those calories somehow. If he doesn't exercise, he just burns them with sheer anger.
Also, doubt Bob would be able to take down the wall even if it was made out of cardboard. Not only because he would be unable to drive a Bulldozer even if he had help with it but because if he even dared to pick up a sledgehammer he wouldn't be able to even lift it from the ground.

 

[Mola Ram]

He's so unneccessarily bitter all the time. It can't be good on his heart to be this angry constantly.

That Covington tweet, eesh. Sometimes it's good to be reminded of what an unbelievably nasty and bitter shithead Bob really is. Bob, your clothes may be hideous, but they'll never hold a candle to your personality.

 

[BScCollateral]

The only reason I mentioned those two sects was that at the time the Mayflower sailed, the dominant sect would have been Anglican (which in the US is Episcopalian nowadays) and those on the ship were mostly Puritan, which the congregationalist churches in some parts of Massachusetts would descend from. I'm basically oversimplifying hundreds of years of people changing churches etc.

I'd call it a bit of a wash. It's perfectly possible to be a lapsed Catholic and still have Mayflower ancestors.

Ancestors from the Mayflower is actually a pretty common thing in New England; offhand, I have at least two acquaintances claiming that. Descendants are exponential and family stories about ancestry aren't always correct.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not to powerlevel, but it's entirely possible that only one side of Bob's family is English and the other comes from Eastern Europe/ France, etc.

I always assumed one side of Bob's family is English and the other side spawned from the fruiting bodies of some semi-sentient fungus that grows under the urinals of decrepit Boston pubs.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I always assumed one side of Bob's family is English and the other side spawned from the fruiting bodies of some semi-sentient fungus that grows under the urinals of decrepit Boston pubs.

I disagree. Fungus performs useful natural functions, whereas Bob does not. If anything, given how his family is comparatively successful and he is not, I'd say Bob is proof that, in spite of genetics, you can still fuck your life up.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

He's so unneccessarily bitter all the time. It can't be good on his heart to be this angry constantly.

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Please god let Bob wear a red shirt if he goes there just for all the hey Kool Aid memes.

 

[Flexo]

I would legit pay someone to livestream Bob's attempts to knock down the border wall. You think he could even survive in the southern desert heat long enough to make it there?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Edit: Powerlevel #2: I supposedly had relatives on the Mayflower, although there's a lot of confusion to this because some Victorian historian did some shoddy research and might have linked my Grandfather's family tree to an ancestor who only shared our name, not our origin. That's the problem with boasting about what your ancestors were and did. Thanks to the fact that records back then were spotty, and that several generations of people might have shared the same name (leaving confusion as to what generation of the family a certain ancestor belonged to,) it's really difficult for most people to trace their ancestry past a couple of hundred years. It's REALLY hard to trace one's family all the way to the 16th Century, and, unless you're a member of a royal family (or a really famous family line who were especially good at keeping records), it's almost impossible to reliably trace your family back to the year 1000. You'll get plenty of educated guesses and stories which may or may not be fictional, but you'll never be able to know for sure who your distant ancestors were (and that's not taking into account the fact that some of your female ancestors might have cheated on their spouses and borne them bastards.) It was not uncommon for people (especially royal people) to make up their own origin stories and link themselves to famous -and possibly fictional- ancestors.

and it's especially difficult (read: impossible) if your family members only learned how to read and write within the last 100 years

 

[TowinKarz]

So when Bob brags about an alcoholic ancestor of his stumbling off of the world's most famous Explorer-Boat (next to the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa-Maria,) you should probably take it with a grain of salt.

Well, that and the fact that even if he's 100% true, in the modern world of meritocracy, where you can't inherit government power or military commission through birthright and no one owes you an oath of fealty or years of personal service as a serf, what does it matter if you are tangentially related to some 15th century big-wig?

That may get you into some interesting clubs with the other trust fund kiddies, but doesn't mean I have to respect your ideas on face-value because they supposedly have a pedigree.

 

[Useless Idiot]

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME FOR LOTS OF REASONS BUT NOT POP CULTURE REFERENCES REEEE
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In fairness, you shouldn't make fun of Bob for quoting The Wizard of Oz because that's actually the most highbrow piece of pop culture he has ever quoted. This is the first evidence we have that he's watched a movie made before 2006.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Strawmaning about Somalia and white people.

Feminist

 

[Captain Ramius]

Please god let Bob wear a red shirt if he goes there just for all the hey Kool Aid memes.

That's a VERY big "if". Only way he'd get there properly is if someone leaves a trail of Mountain-Dew marinated chickens for him to follow and eat along the way.

 

[Red Hood]

I'd call it a bit of a wash. It's perfectly possible to be a lapsed Catholic and still have Mayflower ancestors.

Ancestors from the Mayflower is actually a pretty common thing in New England; offhand, I have at least two acquaintances claiming that. Descendants are exponential and family stories about ancestry aren't always correct.

You're probably right, and I was just being intensely autistic here.

I always assumed one side of Bob's family is English and the other side spawned from the fruiting bodies of some semi-sentient fungus that grows under the urinals of decrepit Boston pubs.

That's a suitably Lovecraftian origin for the man.

 

[TowinKarz]

Those aren't neighborhoods you dope, those are WAR ZONES, there's a difference between stuff falling apart because of economic neglect vs falling apart from high-explosives.

I mean, you can find abandoned cars in plenty of Boston neighborhoods, but that one in pic 3 has clearly been blown up by an IED.... something that's so out of the ordinary in the US that it makes the news when it happens.... and I guarantee they aren't casually carrying AK-74's at the hip in Boston....

Somalia is a country where the Marines landed bearing food, and they were SHOT at....