Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jack Awful]

From a man who mocks people requesting a release of that alternate cut of superman
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(they cancelled the hunts release)

Isn't The Hunt a revenge fantasy where one of the kidnapped Deplorables goes on a killing spree of elites?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Isn't The Hunt a revenge fantasy where one of the kidnapped Deplorables goes on a killing spree of elites?

If anyone does political revenge movies today it's a sign of his massive ego issues or political spergery. Who the fuck is sane enough to write something so autistic and cringy and say "yes, i want to make it a movie"?
They could just stick to fucking propaganda movies for fucks sake.

 

[The tired cat]

If anyone does political revenge movies today it's a sign of his massive ego issues or political spergery. Who the fuck is sane enough to write something so autistic and cringy and say "yes, i want to make it a movie"?
They could just stick to fucking propaganda movies for fucks sake.

I thought all propaganda movies were just "DEM RUSKIES ARE STILL EVIL GUYZ!!! AN TOTS HATE FREDUM UNLIKE US AMERICANS!!!" or least that's what I got with crap like Red Sparrow.

Isn't The Hunt a revenge fantasy where one of the kidnapped Deplorables goes on a killing spree of elites?

No, I think that was like the 2nd Purge movie, maybe also the 3rd.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I thought all propaganda movies were just "DEM RUSKIES ARE STILL EVIL GUYZ!!! AN TOTS HATE FREDUM UNLIKE US AMERICANS!!!" or least that's what I got with crap like Red Sparrow.

Nah, they have a flair for drama or at least they have it here in Europe. Last year i saw Utoya massacre movie which was quite fucking horrible. And before that a movie about right wing terrorism in Germany which was terribly hilarious. They will always paint the baddies as being the worst people on earth but they will always get away with what they are doing despite being clearly horrible people.

But i don't want to go too deep into it. Better go back to Bob

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Here's Bob sticking his nose into something where it didn't belong to attack the ""nationally-specific" socialism". I'll try to get it all in order but I encourage you to look at it yourself as it's *does the chef kissing fingers motion*

Spoiler: please notice me i'm a good boi!

Tim does a good job summing up the problem with Bob

And to top it off: Is it technically a lie if you're too dumb to understand the core concepts of what you're saying?

Spoiler: Bob and his cherry tree

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Bob thinks that socialism is obsolete because it still cares about the situation of Blue Collar workers instead of white collar workers who are inheritly superior in every way?
I will reiterate a think i will always say about Bob: his utter ignorance about needs and priorities. Blue collar workers will still be necessary even when automation comes while white collar workers are highly disposable. Only the highest most technical professions like engineering and architecture are not, those require inmense amounts of work and engineers still need to do manual labour. You will always need food, houses, plumbing... But you will barely need advertising and marketing. And even less movie critics.
Second is the idea of "borders being an anachronistic barrier". Does he really think countries will that easily let go of their borders just because "muh jobs"? Does he know about trade tariffs? Because those are something a lot of countries will not let go easily. And even if they do, some countries will never let go of their differences and never agree to such a thing (even here in Europe).

Also, quite hilarious the "Marketing is not labour" thing. Of course it isn't. Labour is strictly tied to manual and physical labour. White collar jobs are not labor. If you want to know what labour is, go to a farm or a steel factory.

 

[Red Hood]

Funnily enough, many of the Deplorable Obsoletes are outdoorsmen and hunters. It the Superior People started kidnapping Obsoletes and hunting them on private estates, and the Obsoletes knew they were being hunted, things may not turn out the way Bob thinks they would turn out.

That movie already exists, it's called Predator.

 

[Rei is shit]

"a truly post-national globalist/"neoliberal" world places the intellectual/creative worker who can take their labor and skills anywhere and to whom borders are an anachronistic barrier in superior position to those whose work is terrestrially/physically bound..."

That is possibly peak pretend to be smart bob.

Also why doesn't bob just move to LA? Surely he is superior enough that he could live in the capital of film production, and thus be much better placed for making youtube videos about industry stuff. Plus he can shove his retarded scripts in front of actual movie exects.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Bob thinks that socialism is obsolete because it still cares about the situation of Blue Collar workers instead of white collar workers who are inheritly superior in every way?
I will reiterate a think i will always say about Bob: his utter ignorance about needs and priorities. Blue collar workers will still be necessary even when automation comes while white collar workers are highly disposable. Only the highest most technical professions like engineering and architecture are not, those require inmense amounts of work and engineers still need to do manual labour. You will always need food, houses, plumbing... But you will barely need advertising and marketing. And even less movie critics.
Second is the idea of "borders being an anachronistic barrier". Does he really think countries will that easily let go of their borders just because "muh jobs"? Does he know about trade tariffs? Because those are something a lot of countries will not let go easily. And even if they do, some countries will never let go of their differences and never agree to such a thing (even here in Europe).

Also, quite hilarious the "Marketing is not labour" thing. Of course it isn't. Labour is strictly tied to manual and physical labour. White collar jobs are not labor. If you want to know what labour is, go to a farm or a steel factory.

Don't think it too hard. Bob's political ideology comes from shitty pop culture references. His brain is so fried that he probably thinks like reality works like those 80's fraternity movies. Like on Homer Goes To College but on stereoids.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Plus he can shove his exceptional scripts in front of actual movie exects.

Two things.

1. He needs to have both feet to leave the basement for LA.
2. The executives aren’t dumb enough to hire him and would kindly ask him to leave once they start losing brain cells.

 

[Red Hood]

Two things.

1. He needs to have both feet to leave the basement for LA.
2. The executives aren’t dumb enough to hire him and would kindly ask him to leave once they start losing brain cells.

I would pay good money to see Bob hand Kevin Feige a script for an ultra woke Marvel fap session and then Feige turns to everyone and laughs thinking it's a prank, and no one would write something that stupid...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Bob thinks that socialism is obsolete because it still cares about the situation of Blue Collar workers instead of white collar workers who are inheritly superior in every way?
I will reiterate a think i will always say about Bob: his utter ignorance about needs and priorities. Blue collar workers will still be necessary even when automation comes while white collar workers are highly disposable. Only the highest most technical professions like engineering and architecture are not, those require inmense amounts of work and engineers still need to do manual labour. You will always need food, houses, plumbing... But you will barely need advertising and marketing. And even less movie critics.
Second is the idea of "borders being an anachronistic barrier". Does he really think countries will that easily let go of their borders just because "muh jobs"? Does he know about trade tariffs? Because those are something a lot of countries will not let go easily. And even if they do, some countries will never let go of their differences and never agree to such a thing (even here in Europe).

Also, quite hilarious the "Marketing is not labour" thing. Of course it isn't. Labour is strictly tied to manual and physical labour. White collar jobs are not labor. If you want to know what labour is, go to a farm or a steel factory.

My favorite part is when he extolls the virtues of the “intelligent/creative worker”.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I would pay good money to see Bob hand Kevin Feige a script for an ultra woke Marvel fap session and then Feige turns to everyone and laughs thinking it's a prank, and no one would write something that stupid...

 

[Positron]

Why can't he EVER say anything directly without trying to flower up the language so poorly

He does it to hide his poor reasoning.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He does it to hide his poor reasoning.

I think he genuinely believes that keeping a Thesaurus handy and switching out common words for longer, more obscure ones makes him intelligent. Or at least he believes he can fool everyone into thinking he's intelligent if he does that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Daily reminder that Bob was more happy with James Gunn getting rehired for a capeshit movie than anything else in his life.

 

[cypocryphy]

Daily reminder that Bob was more happy with James Gunn getting rehired for a capeshit movie than anything else in his life.

And much of that was because it made alt-right dudebros angry.

 

[Zaryiu]

Bob must think that nerd trivia contests will be key to the power structure of the superior future

>Implying Blobbo ever thinks
LOL!

 

[Honest Coyote]

This'll probably come acrossed as stoner-level thoughts, but...

I don't think Bob actually understands what intelligence IS. He's mixed it up with trainability (or maybe something like compliability or domestication for human? I don't know the right word I'm looking for).

Intelligence is just raw brain power, nothing more, nothing less. It provides a higher cap on your abilities and a faster learning process.

It does not actually grant you knowledge. I think Bob's gotten that idea from RPG mechanics, where characters just know things when leveled up without actually learning them.

Bob's convinced himself he's smart because he parrots what is the acceptable answer. He's too exceptional to realize that the acceptable answer is most of the time just someone elses opinion, and that real answers often clash with ideologues who often declare themselves experts. Even if he was an outright genius, he'd still be an idiot with thought patterns like that.

Intelligence is like athleticism: even if your father was Michael Jordan, your mother was Michelle Kwan, and your older brother was Michael Phelps, you're never gonna be an athlete if all you do is sit on the couch watching TV eating cheetos. Ever seen a PhD canidate who can read through mountains of impenetrable confusing bullshit and postmoden word-torture but not realize it's bullshit, and all they're doing is the intellectual equivalent of junk food and 25/8 trash TV?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-allred.25883/

Doesn't matter their raw brain load, they're dumber than a slower but grounded person.

I guess where I'm going with this is: Even if Bob is Einstein reincarnated, all he's ever studied is the most glib sugarcoated pop culture imaginable. No matter his raw brain power, he'll never trump Cletus the redneck mechanic with actual know-how. Being a genius means Bob's made an even bigger waste of his life than if he actually is as stupid as he comes across.

 

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So this happened...

This is just riddled with conspiracy theory that is close to being true, and Bob loves to make fun of people who makes conspiracy theories, doesn’t he?

Epstein could arise from the grave for just enough time to confirm he was killed by Hillary Clinton herself with video evidence and Bob still wouldn't renege his stance. He'll gladly take looking like an imbecile over admitting that he's wrong, all because he's built an "always right" persona whose whole character would crumble the moment they admit fault.