Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I've got a question, why doesn't he just kickstart this? He's getting decent money from his patreon, he could easily put together a campaign for this, grab some other internet people to star in it for beans while adding to the potential audience and make a cheap schlocky horror movie. Hell, people would probably donate just for the novelty of this movie existing.
You honestly think he's going to do all that work? No, no, no. He's one of the ubermensch an Idea Guy a conceptual fellow. He comes up with the idea, and someone else puts the idea into action. He then critiques how the idea was put into action and how well it lives up to the artistic vision of its creator.
Seriously, when, in his whole life, did Bob actually put his nose to the grindstone and create something original?
 
Can anyone explain what the fuck he means by this?
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Its a bizarre reference as well. My guess is that somebody on the bread tube just mentioned it, so Bob is now referencing it to show he's hip and with it.

Vastly overestimating his relevance (he isnt even top 100k on youtube while rogan is near top 1000)
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If Joe Rogan is Walter Cronkite, then Bob would be..... Moviebob.

Learn to code is good now?
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At the very least Bernie is trying to acknowledge that straight shutting down the coal industry is going to fuck over some workers. The reason people got on Hillary's case is that she gleefully told people she wanted to shut down their plants and acted like she was doing them all a favor by taking away their jobs.

Stanning for his troon crush
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You know, even a few seconds of googling would show that CHS has always had the opinions she currently has and she didn't change to grift money. Of course, anything that doesn't coddle Bob's retarded world view is just cynically grifting money, Bob and his ilk (who include moral paragons like Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian) totally aren't cynically scamming people, nope, not at all.
 
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I'll never be bored with the fact that Bob thinks the first Transformers movie from Michael Bay in 2007 is the biggest piece of shit prior to Batman vs. Superman, despite the fact that up until Bumblebee, it was the best in the live action series.
 
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Frankly, I have no idea what he's doing here. If Bob wants to write the script for some kind of B movie then he should just do it. Write the script, have some people look over it, and then go around trying to sell it to producers. He doesn't need money now to start writing. The written word is the one artistic medium that has the lowest barrier to entry. Literally all he has to do is get a computer and start typing. He doesn't even need to buy Microsoft Office; just use Google Docs or Open Office. Hell, he could even just buy a 90 cent notebook and some pencils (though that would probably make editing harder).

Its a bizarre reference as well. My guess is that somebody on the bread tube just mentioned it, so Bob is now referencing it to show he's hip and with it.
Didn't Chris-chan do this once? Actually I just remembered and have a link: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Pmurt
 
Learn to code is good now?
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If "Learn to Code" was targeted harassment, when is Bob's Twitter account getting banned?

Seriously, when, in his whole life, did Bob actually put his nose to the grindstone and create something original?
Well, there was his book Brick by Brick, and his Game Overthinker series.

And I think that's why he would never kickstart these ideas or make them in his free time. He has no friends to help him out, that's why Game Overthinker was just him fighting himself. His understanding of special effects is basic at best. He can't even get the green screen on his review show to work right despite people telling him how to fix it.

But more importantly, he's really bad at it. Everyone starts out sucking at what they want to do, but get better as they learn and practice. But Bob hasn't got better. His shitty student film is the same quality as his shitty youtube series.

If he actually made these films, it would mean Bob would have to face to face with the possibility of failure and mockery. By forever being the ideas guy, he gets to play the oppressed, misunderstood creative genius. "Shark Virus would have been the next Sharknado but people ignored my genius!".

There is a very long thread of lefty twitter shitting on him. His impotent response is a puke emoji :lit:
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Bob keeps saying that huge rant about how Trump took away the future he was owed, and he'd have a robot body by now was just a joke. But no matter how many times he says that or posts that upside down emoji, he seems serious about it whenever someone pisses him off.
 
Bob keeps saying that huge rant about how Trump took away the future he was owed, and he'd have a robot body by now was just a joke. But no matter how many times he says that or posts that upside down emoji, he seems serious about it whenever someone pisses him off.

It's essentially nothing more than his poor attempt at defending himself from criticism. He pretends he either didn't say it or says he was joking, it was satire, it was a hyperbole or you're just taking him out of context.

It amazes me that Bob is somehow smart enough to know that he should deny the fact that he's said horrendous shit because he either somewhat understands how horrible his opinions truly are or he just is incapable of actually mounting a serious defense of these positions.

However, he's still not smart enough to know that he shouldn't say this horrendous shit in the first place so it wouldn't be attached to his name.
 
Bob isn't fat, he is just "thee-dimensionally curved"
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Bob is super evolved and basically you are fucking stupid (he also retweeted that last post without understanding what the dude meant)
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SOCIALIST ARE BAD
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here is the article he is complaining about, see if you can guess why he really hates it

The superior movie critic is mad about not getting invited to festivals
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"everyone is redeemable" - man who has said half the country is irredeemable 1000 times
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