Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

Tacit confirmation that he is 150lbs overweight
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"Just confirming that I'm full of shit and you shouldn't believe anything I say about my personal life."

Thanks Bob. We knew, but it's good to hear it straight from the horse's ass. How are the threesomes and benching 310 going?

 

[instythot]

Principles are not part of the superior future
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Snowden is bad
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Tacit confirmation that he is 150lbs overweight
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Bob has an autistic take on what class means in terms of socialism
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He gets called out on it and this is his reply. Class isn't real, its only what people think that matters
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Lying about being an indian is just what teachers do
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Feminist ally
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No Bob. Republicans get to be working class because they pay the lip service of talking about issues that matter to the working class instead of shouting about how America needs a queer in every family and a tranny in every bathroom

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob: I never claimed to be a moral paragon
Also Bob: I'm smarter and therefore more morally righteous than everybody to the right of Elizabeth Warren.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Tacit confirmation that he is 150lbs overweight
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"You don't know anything about my circumstances" from a guy who puts his entire life on social media.

 

[thismanlies]

Tacit confirmation that he is 150lbs overweight

>Lebanese (don’t ask)

Bob: I’m not white, I’m Lebanese.

Everyone Else: Quit lying, you mayonnaise ghoul!

 

[Mola Ram]

"You don't know anything about my circumstances" from a guy who puts his entire life on social media.

Well you got to admit, at least Bob devotes oodles of time and thought to understanding the circumstances of those he disagrees with.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

>Lebanese (don’t ask)

Bob: I’m not white, I’m Lebanese.

Everyone Else: Quit lying, you mayonnaise ghoul!

>Actual Lebanese don't think this way

 

[instythot]

>Lebanese (don’t ask)

Bob: I’m not white, I’m Lebanese.

Everyone Else: Quit lying, you mayonnaise ghoul!

We don't have to ask. It would be far too obvious to Anita and her vagina if Bob claimed to be Armenian as well, but Lebanese should be close enough to feel a kinship in his headcanon

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Lebanese eh?

So is Bob admitting to pulling a Warren to get into college? Cause that would make way too much sense to be honest.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Lebanese eh?

So is Bob admitting to pulling a Warren to get into college? Cause that would make way too much sense to be honest.

So is Bob a Lebanese Arab? (No), Lebanese Greek? (Maybe), Lebanese Armenian? (Maybe), Lebanese Druse? (unlikely), Lebanese Assyrian ? (unlikely)

 

[instythot]

Lebanese eh?

So is Bob admitting to pulling a Warren to get into college? Cause that would make way too much sense to be honest.

Bob didn't need to defraud his way into college. Remember, he went to an elite Jesuit prep school

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So is Bob a Lebanese Arab? (No), Lebanese Greek? (Maybe), Lebanese Armenian? (Maybe), Lebanese Druse? (unlikely), Lebanese Assyrian ? (unlikely)

The Lebanese who migrated to Massachusetts seem to be Lebanese from the Mount Lebanon area that all wound up buying and running every pizza place in the state before moving on to more profitable endeavors.

So, using Bob's hint and our new knowledge of Mass Lebanese people, it's safe to say that if Bob is claiming Lebanese ancestry, his birth cert dad was cucked by the owner of the Lynn House of Pizza in 1980.

 

[Useless Idiot]

Feminist ally
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It's extremely funny that Bob's literally an incel. He's thirsty as hell yet never gets laid and shrieks angrily on the internet at all times. He's also a fat-as-shit shut in who is only attracted to conventionally attractive women who are miles out of his league.

The main difference between him and the incels is that incels aren't delusional enough to think that sucking up to liberal women will get their dicks wet. Stay thirsty, Bob.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Bob didn't need to defraud his way into college. Remember, he went to an elite Jesuit prep school

Which would suggest he is part Marionite or Assyrian

 

[instythot]

Which would suggest he is part Marionite or Assyrian

Or he's just a mayonnaise ghoul who's full of shit

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Or he's just a mayonnaise ghoul who's full of shit

He could be A and B

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Lebanese eh?

So is Bob admitting to pulling a Warren to get into college? Cause that would make way too much sense to be honest.

He's probably pulling a Warren to impress the thot, likely hoping for a good fucking. It's a win-win in his mind: he gets laid (and likely loses his shameful virginity), and she gets to claim she fucked a minority because fight white privilege or whatever.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

>Lebanese (don’t ask)

Bob: I’m not white, I’m Lebanese.

Everyone Else: Quit lying, you mayonnaise ghoul!

Considering how full of themselves and willfully ignorant most Lebanese people I have met have been, I find Bob’s claim actually believable.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The last name "Chipman" is Anglo-Saxon, the mayonnaisest of mayonnaise ghouls.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

The last name "Chipman" is Anglo-Saxon, the mayonnaisest of mayonnaise ghouls.

Yes, but don’t forget the long history of immigrants going to the US and changing their names to be more American/Anglo-Saxon.