Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BR55]

Remember when California prop-8, banning gay marriage, was favored by 70% of black voters and they showed up to vote due to Obama being on the ballot?

I remember it, as much as the left tries to shield blacks from their non-progressive views they (and Latinos) are very socially conservative. It’s entirely NOT surprising they would not support Buttigieg based on him being gay and not his politics.

I remember how white Californian liberals tried to claim Prop-8 passed because of Mormons from Utah illegally voting in California.
Thats not a joke by the way.
People actually said that was the reason Prop-8 passed back then.
Anything and everything is an excuse to avoid critical self examination apparently.

 

[Crabbo]

This denim shit gives me even more of an Asperger feel from bob than his usual.
I know this army guy who unironically spent approx. 2k paying someone to make him Bobba Fett motorcycle padding/ 'cosplay' gear, and posts selfies with the same feel and chest puffed out posture.

 

[Mola Ram]

This denim shit gives me even more of an Asperger feel from bob than his usual.
I know this army guy who unironically spent approx. 2k paying someone to make him Bobba Fett motorcycle padding/ 'cosplay' gear, and posts selfies with the same feel and chest puffed out posture.

I'm not sure even an Aspie would think a Canadian tuxedo was anything to brag about.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This is just Bob's pathetic attempt to emulate that greatest Canadian of all time - Zap Rowsdower!

All Bob needs to do is grow a skullet, shave his beard, and get a gun larger than a peashooter. Oh, and be cool in an endearingly vintage, ironic way, instead of not cool in a "Brainy Smurf/sucking up to authority/ refuses to grow up" kind of way.


Oh, and is Bob still sleeping in a single bed when he's near forty? I'm as poor as a Church Mouse in Cambodia, and even I've managed to buy a Big Girl Bed. Bob gets paid a lot more than I do, so we can assume the only reason he's sleeping in a dormroom futon covered with a zebra carcass is because he wants to.

 

[cypocryphy]

Does Bob have a hard time finding waist 46 jeans?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I just notice that bob is rt his own tweets and those aren't even old tweets (as in a few months or years old) but only two hours old. Is he afraid that his followers will not see his "hot takes"?

He's very proud.

I know that as a leftist the answer should be obvious, but has Bob never heard of the word "integrity" before?

I think it's a common sentiment around here that it's unfair to call Bob a leftist. Bob isn't a leftist exactly. Sure there are points they "agree" on, for want of a better word but Bob's outlook is...not entirely definable. He is this bizarre amalgamation of technocracy, fascism, globalism, and a bewildering hatred of the working class with a sprinkling of rocket ships to add flavor.

This denim shit gives me even more of an Asperger feel from bob than his usual.
I know this army guy who unironically spent approx. 2k paying someone to make him Bobba Fett motorcycle padding/ 'cosplay' gear, and posts selfies with the same feel and chest puffed out posture.

Someone posted a picture of Bob, like a month ago, without his beard. He gave off serious Chris vibes to me in that pic, no joke. He should never lose the beard, ever.

This is just Bob's pathetic attempt to emulate that greatest Canadian of all time - Zap Rowsdower!

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All Bob needs to do is grow a skullet, shave his beard, and get a gun larger than a peashooter. Oh, and be cool in an endearingly vintage, ironic way, instead of not cool in a "Brainy Smurf/sucking up to authority/ refuses to grow up" kind of way.

No one can top the suave coolness of Rowsdower, Zap Rowsdower, no matter how eggy their farts are or how much their sweat smells like stale beer.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Oh, and is Bob still sleeping in a single bed when he's near forty? I'm as poor as a Church Mouse in Cambodia, and even I've managed to buy a Big Girl Bed. Bob gets paid a lot more than I do, so we can assume the only reason he's sleeping in a dormroom futon covered with a zebra carcass is because he wants to.

Actually we've seen enough photos of his basement studio apartment to make it completely clear that he's got a single bed because the basement is fucking tiny. Seriously, those pics of the living room make it look small enough that you could hold both arms out and stand on your tippy-toes and you'd hit both walls and the ceiling. It's small enough that I'm half-convinced that green room studio of his is actually a spare bedroom at his brother's house.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Actually we've seen enough photos of his basement studio apartment to make it completely clear that he's got a single bed because the basement is fucking tiny. Seriously, those pics of the living room make it look small enough that you could hold both arms out and stand on your tippy-toes and you'd hit both walls and the ceiling. It's small enough that I'm half-convinced that green room studio of his is actually a spare bedroom at his brother's house.

Does anyone have a link to these photos? Ever since I compared his bed to Maddox's I've been wondering if there is photo of his living space that doesn't have him in it, so that I can compare the two.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Someone posted a picture of Bob, like a month ago, without his beard. He gave off serious Chris vibes to me in that pic, no joke. He should never lose the beard, ever.

Bob without a beard looks like Wayne Knight's less attractive, special needs brother.

 

[peQueño_Ardilla+5131]

I'm starting to believe that Bob wants people to make fun of him.
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Spoiler: Bob in complete denim

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Same big black glasses and round shaped head, I've seen way to many times. Is this like some kind of fashion tread among over obese beta's.

 

[Useless Idiot]

Bob being a proud "neo-liberal" shill explains the main reason why he is such a shill:

Spoiler: Mayonnaise and Y Chromosomes

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Yes the main reason why he is such a shill is because he is unfortunately under the curse of being a male mayonnaise ghoul.

Bob writes like a retard so half the time I can't tell what he's saying, but is he actually arguing here that a) everyone other than white men are corporate whores and b) it's good to be a corporate whore?

"Women and minorities love selling their principles to corporations" is not an own on white men, Bob.

Edit: Also, people of all backgrounds seem pissed as hell that various corporations have been selling out to China recently. Has Bob tweeted anything about the China situation yet or is he ignoring it because he loves corporate power too much?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

lol at this faggot being so ignorant of other cultures that he legitimately seems to think blacks, hispanics, native americans, etc. don't have their own versions of "selling out" which in the United States often takes a form of "acting white"

native americans have literally been having that debate for 300+ years internally

 

[Neko GF]

Bob Chipman DESTROYS and EDUCATES authentic redneck with FACTS and LOGIC.

Spoiler: American of intelligence

If only Josh had spent 8 years in community college, instead of Yale like Bob did. If he had he might have ended up being an American of intelligence and perhaps nearly as smart as Bob. He should start posting when he starts posting high quality shit like: ranting about the superior future, autisticly fan-boying over Marvel movies or ranting about how the majority of the United States are dumb and evil and deserve to be disenfranchised.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hawley's talking about his constituents not himself. Really starting to wonder about Blob's level of reading comprehension.

Also he got himself into an argument with two blatant trolls lol:

 

[Flexo]

I think it's a common sentiment around here that it's unfair to call Bob a leftist. Bob isn't a leftist exactly. Sure there are points they "agree" on, for want of a better word but Bob's outlook is...not entirely definable. He is this bizarre amalgamation of technocracy, fascism, globalism, and a bewildering hatred of the working class with a sprinkling of rocket ships to add flavor.

There is a... frustration among conservatives about leftists and unintended consequences to the point that "unintended consequences" is a very worn meme among us. "We know what you intend, but it won't turn out like that" etc etc.

Bob is like... a leftist going "oh no, I fully intend those consequences." i.e. "Socialism will lead to starvation of the masses? Good! Let them die!"

Hence why I joke he's even more of a strawman than normal strawman.

No one can top the suave coolness of Rowsdower, Zap Rowsdower, no matter how eggy their farts are or how much their sweat smells like stale beer.

Bob will never have a theme song.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

lol at this faggot being so ignorant of other cultures that he legitimately seems to think blacks, hispanics, native americans, etc. don't have their own versions of "selling out" which in the United States often takes a form of "acting white"

native americans have literally been having that debate for 300+ years internally

The whole point of the Blacksploitation Genre and Motown was NOT selling out

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob will never have a theme song.

Au contraire.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Well this is something.
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What I find strange about this is that this can be applied to just about art form as art tends to be expensive. Usually art was only made by wealthy patrons to wave their dicks at others at their prestige for having it. Though the Marvel are fun, I don't consider them "real movies" because they are purposefully designed to appeal to the widest audience so it can make truckloads of cash at the box office and merch. The only Marvel movie I would consider a "real" movie is Iron Man, as it took chances to tell a story and one we will likely not see from Marvel again.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Woah, i'm truly surprised there. Bob doesn't know 100% what kind of usefulness he will have in his superior bright future. Did he developed the faintest shred of self awareness or is he stalling to come up with some bullshit?

Also, it's really cute to see him saying he's not advocating for the extermination of "the unskilled" or that he's not selfish. I've never thought Bob would be ever be capable of making me laugh so much.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Woah, i'm truly surprised there. Bob doesn't know 100% what kind of usefulness he will have in his superior bright future. Did he developed the faintest shred of self awareness or is he stalling to come up with some bullshit?

Also, it's really cute to see him saying he's not advocating for the extermination of "the unskilled" or that he's not selfish. I've never thought Bob would be ever be capable of making me laugh so much.

He's like the operative in Firefly

he doesnt get to live in his better world because he is a monster