Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Manwithn0n0men]

If Bob really wants to "bash the fash" (as he once claimed when tryharding especially fiercely), he'd hit himself in the head with a brick. Like, a lot.

Maybe he already has

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I apologize if this is late, off topic, and optimistic, but after someone brought up Bob's hot take on Vic's GFM I can't help, but wonder what Bob would say if he somehow ended up on Nick's show.

Nick would be great to talk to Bob.
He did a good job breaking down Tonka. Unfortunately, I do not believe that Bob would ever put himself in a position where there's a possibility that he'd be challenged. I don't know who all remembers a few months back where some sped said he'd pay Bob $5k to "debate" him? Bob and everyone here laughed because it was a retarded prospect, regardless of whether said sped had the money or not. Bob does not debate. He "explains" to you pleb morons until either you understand or realizes you are chaff and attacks you with a confusing non sequitur. Plus, due to Nick's close proximity to Null and the farms will only add to Bob's unwillingness.

On the flip side, I cannot see Nick wasting his time on some sallowed cheek, tubby blowhard unless Bob really starts making a racket about the weeb wars. I also cannot see Bob doing that as there'd be no discernable gain for him. Even I don't think Bob is self hating enough to Wade into anime.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I think anything involving those despicable farmers should be in the running like this burning observation that he just posted.

Spoiler: Money is not for food making!

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I guess we as a country do not need food?

Jokes on Bob, the EU spends nearly 40% of its funding in agriculture alone. This is why Europe can pretty much feed itself and depend on foreign trade for certain niche food products.

Nick would be great to talk to Bob.
He did a good job breaking down Tonka. Unfortunately, I do not believe that Bob would ever put himself in a position where there's a possibility that he'd be challenged. I don't know who all remembers a few months back where some sped said he'd pay Bob $5k to "debate" him? Bob and everyone here laughed because it was a exceptional prospect, regardless of whether said sped had the money or not. Bob does not debate. He "explains" to you pleb morons until either you understand or realizes you are chaff and attacks you with a confusing non sequitur. Plus, due to Nick's close proximity to Null and the farms will only add to Bob's unwillingness.

It's truly a pity that Bob will never engage in a debate unless God works a miracle and he decides to humbly go into a debate with someone. I picture he will be a mixture between Sargon vs Richard Spencer and that time JonTron decided to debate with Destiny: he will get heated really fast at his oponents arguments, he will be terribly prepared to deal with whatever comes his way and eventually he will begin with his usual tirade of insults.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I nominate this classic.
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When ever Bob makes a post like this

BRO! YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE!

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[LordofCringe7206]

"It doesn't matter that I'm a big unhealthy fatass who writes for The Escapist because I'm more creative and intelligent than you are."

The weirdest thing about Bob to me is that he defended James Rolfe when he was getting dogpiled by damn near EVERYONE on Twitter:

That's the most lucid take I've ever seen anyone make on Twitter, considering who its coming from.

Bob was surprisingly against the 2016 Ghostbusters film. I really don't understand why to be perfectly honest. Why was this the one time he went against the social justice horde that he so proudly white knights for on a daily basis? Was he just that big of a fan of the original Ghostbusters that even he understood how the 2016 version was a complete bastardization of the original?

 

[instythot]

Nick would be great to talk to Bob.
He did a good job breaking down Tonka. Unfortunately, I do not believe that Bob would ever put himself in a position where there's a possibility that he'd be challenged. I don't know who all remembers a few months back where some sped said he'd pay Bob $5k to "debate" him? Bob and everyone here laughed because it was a exceptional prospect, regardless of whether said sped had the money or not. Bob does not debate. He "explains" to you pleb morons until either you understand or realizes you are chaff and attacks you with a confusing non sequitur. Plus, due to Nick's close proximity to Null and the farms will only add to Bob's unwillingness.

On the flip side, I cannot see Nick wasting his time on some sallowed cheek, tubby blowhard unless Bob really starts making a racket about the weeb wars. I also cannot see Bob doing that as there'd be no discernable gain for him. Even I don't think Bob is self hating enough to Wade into anime.

Most of this I agree with except this:

Nicky rackets, as both a razorfist fan and astute channel operator has undoubtedly noticed the performance of the moviebob rant vs the rest of razorfist's output. He'd bring moviebob on in a second

 

[Koby_Fish]

It makes "sense" when you remember that to Bob "thinkers" are the ultimate and absolute force for good in a society. "Intelligence is the only virtue" anyone?
Plato and his concept of the "Philosopher King" get brought up a lot in this thread for this very reason.
Of course to Bob a "thinker" is a vaguely defined "smart" person, i.e some latte sipping Nerd Culture faggot, who just by the sheer power of their hot takes is vital to society. You know, because Bob is the platonic form of a pseudo-intellectual.
In reality even genuine "thinkers" still rank below farmers and craftsman in terms of usefulness to humanity.
Maybe in the Superior Future articles about how the works of Shakesphere were the original Cinematic Universe, sorry for forcing you guys to remember that particular hot take, will be more important than Cletus and his corn fields but I'm not holding my breath.

Well it's not hard to imagine why Bob thinks thinkers are more important than farmers and shit. It's the THINKERS that invent shit, and make robots, that will lead us to the Superior Future™! Farmers won't get us Moon Wheat, it'll be the Thinkers! Thinkers will render farmers and craftsmen etc. obsolete! Commander Data will replace the Wasteland Mayonnaise Ghouls.

(Unfortunately if we actually DO get Commander Datas, they will be able to replace both thinkers AND Bob, lol)

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

So, who is ready for some classic Bob "If he prays to Christ, he is gonna get the gas" Chipman? Goddamn it, that's the fucking excpetional fascist I love to laugh at. Never change, Bob

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Healthcare for this obsolete Midwestern breeder costs the superior future $60,000 - it's your money too!
Is there like a "Bob Chipman is obviously a nazi but is too stupid to realize it" mega collection somewhere?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Is there like a "Bob Chipman is obviously a nazi but is too stupid to realize it" mega collection somewhere?

Honestly, we're all too busy a-logging him to do the needful.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

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Healthcare for this obsolete Midwestern breeder costs the superior future $60,000 - it's your money too!
Is there like a "Bob Chipman is obviously a nazi but is too stupid to realize it" mega collection somewhere?

EZ PZ did a small compilation in a video he made about Bob. Very quaint if i must say.

 

[BR55]

Well it's not hard to imagine why Bob thinks thinkers are more important than farmers and shit. It's the THINKERS that invent shit, and make robots, that will lead us to the Superior Future™! Farmers won't get us Moon Wheat, it'll be the Thinkers! Thinkers will render farmers and craftsmen etc. obsolete! Commander Data will replace the Wasteland Mayonnaise Ghouls.

(Unfortunately if we actually DO get Commander Datas, they will be able to replace both thinkers AND Bob, lol)

That's the thing though.
Like many neckbeard leftists he throws scientists up on to a pedestal but when ever he gos off about "thinkers and non-thinkers" I don't get the impression he means scientists or inventors.
It all goes back to the "Philosopher King" thing.
A "thinker" is the ultimate good not because they sully themselves with creating or inventing but because they're just so gosh darn smart they get ubermensch status just on that fact alone.
When Bob says "thinker" think youtube academics like BreadTubers or Bob himself, of course, not Steven Hawking or Einstein.
It is just so Bob to consider keyboard intellectuals and armchair philosophers like himself and his fellow corporate whore Nerd Culture mindless consumer friends to be at the forefront of human intellect but what else do you expect from him at this point?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

So apparently this is how much Kotaku pays their full time writers.

Spoiler

So yeah they deserve to be laid off for writing stupid ass articles (with some diamonds in the rough) when someone that actually understands gaming could write something for much less.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Hope this wasn't posted yet but The Escapist did a community post about splitting their content up into different channels (one for gaming content and one for movie/tv content) and most of the comments are about how much people fucking hate having MovieBob in their subscription feed, so he might not be able to ride on Yahtzee's coattails much longer.

 

[The tired cat]

Hope this wasn't posted yet but The Escapist did a community post about splitting their content up into different channels (one for gaming content and one for movie/tv content) and most of the comments are about how much people fucking hate having MovieBob in their subscription feed, so he might not be able to ride on Yahtzee's coattails much longer.

I mean is he riding on his coattails? Looking at Yahtzee's number I'd say he isn't doing too hot either, not that his numbers are terrible but compared to what he used to get to now it's def a big dip.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Hope this wasn't posted yet but The Escapist did a community post about splitting their content up into different channels (one for gaming content and one for movie/tv content) and most of the comments are about how much people fucking hate having MovieBob in their subscription feed, so he might not be able to ride on Yahtzee's coattails much longer.

Oh man, that was great. It was like watching 200 lions savage one autistic buffalo. There were about 10 real Bob fans that replied and a very inorganic influx of people that didn't read the poll question and just showed up to say things like, "I like Bob. Good. Yes." But the vast majority just kept kicking him in the balls and making him eat the bugs.

A large sampling (there's a comment from the Escapist youtube manager at the bottom that explains they are looking at this due to the things @The tired cat pointed out above):

 

[Neko GF]

He wouldnt go on Nick's show because Nick is an obsolete breeder. Bob would rather kill him

This is incorrect. Bobby boy being the virtuous American of intelligence doesn't support killing the obsoletes, that would barbaric.

Spoiler: human lymphoma

As you can see virtuous Bob doesn't support killing the obsoletes. He just considers them to be less than human and wants to oppress and impoverish them for having opposing opinions. However, this should be taken with a grain of salt, because Bob, the galaxy brained intellectual superman he is constantly changes his worldviews:

Spoiler: *terrible things*

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is incorrect. Bobby boy being the virtuous American of intelligence doesn't support killing the obsoletes, that would barbaric.

Spoiler: human lymphoma

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As you can see virtuous Bob doesn't support killing the obsoletes. He just considers them to be less than human and wants to oppress and impoverish them for having opposing opinions. However, this should be taken with a grain of salt, because Bob, the galaxy brained intellectual superman he is constantly changes his worldviews:

Spoiler: *terrible things*

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LMAO
I like the idea that Bob's too lazy/weak to be bothered with going full purge and would rather just let the dreaded OTHER die off by disease. I mean who cares that mass death by sickness is super bad for the rest of your society. It's not like pathogens are easily transferable when you have dead bodies piled in the street in the open air...

Ohhhhhhh

Well at least Bob can enjoy the live stream assuming he can pry himself away from Twitter and/or survives.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I like the idea that Bob's too lazy/weak to be bothered with going full purge and would rather just let the dreaded OTHER die off by disease. I mean who cares that mass death by sickness is super bad for the rest of your society. It's not like pathogens are easily transferable when you have dead bodies piled in the street in the open air...

You gave Bob too much credit expecting him to understand how sicknesess and pathogen contagion work.
Also, not surprised to see that Bob would not get his hands dirty when it comes to deal with the undesirables. I think it has to do more with his idea of trying to appear "good" rather than him being lazy, because he is the superior man of intelligence, and no matter how much violence and pain he wishes onto others, he will never do that.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Hope this wasn't posted yet but The Escapist did a community post about splitting their content up into different channels (one for gaming content and one for movie/tv content) and most of the comments are about how much people fucking hate having MovieBob in their subscription feed, so he might not be able to ride on Yahtzee's coattails much longer.

His own fucking channel barely made 10K views. If Yatzhee has his own channel he is fucked

 

[instythot]

Honestly, we're all too busy a-logging him to do the needful.

Sure there's a bit of that. There's also Bob's prodigious bad take output. These things are going to need constant updating and categorization

I think he's saved himself deep scrutiny just by making the idea of cataloging his work too exhausting