Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

Oh man, that was great. It was like watching 200 lions savage one autistic buffalo. There were about 10 real Bob fans that replied and a very inorganic influx of people that didn't read the poll question and just showed up to say things like, "I like Bob. Good. Yes." But the vast majority just kept kicking him in the balls and making him eat the bugs.

A large sampling (there's a comment from the Escapist youtube manager at the bottom that explains they are looking at this due to the things @The tired cat pointed out above):

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Haha that’s got to really chap Bob’s lard ass. I wonder if he’s harassed Yahtzee to do some cross-over content. They know Blob’s engagement is low, he’s really not well liked and his videos/options are shit. There are far more popular movie/tv critics out there without the politics.

 

[Mola Ram]

Haha that’s got to really chap Bob’s lard ass. I wonder if he’s harassed Yahtzee to do some cross-over content. They know Blob’s engagement is low, he’s really not well liked and his videos/options are shit. There are far more popular movie/tv critics out there without the politics.

Kinda makes you wonder if the promised crossover with Jack Packard was Bob's idea and not the other way around.

 

[The tired cat]

Haha that’s got to really chap Bob’s lard ass. I wonder if he’s harassed Yahtzee to do some cross-over content. They know Blob’s engagement is low, he’s really not well liked and his videos/options are shit. There are far more popular movie/tv critics out there without the politics.

Honestly, I think Bobo just thought that Yahtzee was like say Jimbo, how he'd back up the guy on the whole "GG are evul nazis" type shit. An while Yahztee does sometimes shove very BAD political jokes into his reviews, the guy isn't exactly like Jimbo; infact I'd say he's more of a boring hipster with ONE note of "All dem game companies are EVUL and indies rock" similar to Jimbo. But, Bobo thought the opposite.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Kinda makes you wonder if the promised crossover with Jack Packard was Bob's idea and not the other way around.

>when they call in AIDS Moby to save your channel

 

[Jack Awful]

>when they call in AIDS Moby to save your channel

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Jack has a wife, kids, and has helped make entertaining YouTube videos, things Moviebob will never do.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

This is incorrect. Bobby boy being the virtuous American of intelligence doesn't support killing the obsoletes, that would barbaric.

Spoiler: human lymphoma

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I like (not really) that his mind just WENT straight for Trump supporters when I don’t think the tweet he had retweeted said anything about them, literally just “some people” = “obsoletes”

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Jack has a wife, kids, and has helped make entertaining YouTube videos, things Moviebob will never do.

He also made videogames and wrote books that aren't about how he liked to jack off to Super Mario Bros 3 because rednecks stole his lunch money every day.

 

[RockVolnutt]

This is incorrect. Bobby boy being the virtuous American of intelligence doesn't support killing the obsoletes, that would barbaric.

Spoiler: human lymphoma

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As you can see virtuous Bob doesn't support killing the obsoletes. He just considers them to be less than human and wants to oppress and impoverish them for having opposing opinions. However, this should be taken with a grain of salt, because Bob, the galaxy brained intellectual superman he is constantly changes his worldviews:

Spoiler: *terrible things*

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Why does he always play this game? Doctors, in America at least, are under oath to do everything they can to prevent their patients dying on them. It's extremely unethical and could cost them their career regardless of the patient's income. If you walk into the ER dying on the floor, they will still try to do everything they can before finances even enter the picture.

"Well, it's not like I'd be ACTIVELY killing them" isn't even something that makes you sound "better" since the implication is you'd be okay with death if it wasn't socially unacceptable. I'd love for him to explain how much of a difference it makes.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

That's the thing though.
Like many neckbeard leftists he throws scientists up on to a pedestal but when ever he gos off about "thinkers and non-thinkers" I don't get the impression he means scientists or inventors.
It all goes back to the "Philosopher King" thing.
A "thinker" is the ultimate good not because they sully themselves with creating or inventing but because they're just so gosh darn smart they get ubermensch status just on that fact alone.
When Bob says "thinker" think youtube academics like BreadTubers or Bob himself, of course, not Steven Hawking or Einstein.
It is just so Bob to consider keyboard intellectuals and armchair philosophers like himself and his fellow corporate whore Nerd Culture mindless consumer friends to be at the forefront of human intellect but what else do you expect from him at this point?

This is old news as far as Bobbyboi's concerned, but he did mention long ago that in HIS version of "Revenge of the Nerds," the nerds wouldn't be the computer/math geeks who are featured in the original movie, but instead, they'd be "the nerds of today", namely, pop culture critics and id-pol ideologues like Bob.

Because fuck math and science, the REAL oppressed benefactors of society are Professors of Lesbian Inuit Poetry and people who can replay Super Mario Level 4-2 with their eyes closed.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Hope this wasn't posted yet but The Escapist did a community post about splitting their content up into different channels (one for gaming content and one for movie/tv content) and most of the comments are about how much people fucking hate having MovieBob in their subscription feed, so he might not be able to ride on Yahtzee's coattails much longer.

They actually did this back before Sterling quit. They had the main Escapist Channel which was Yahtzee and Jim, Bob had Escapist Movies and I believe there was an Escapist gaming channel or something like that for the game reviewers who weren't Jim or Yahtzee. After Sterling quit and Bob got fired, they went back to having everything on one channel. If they just revive the movie channel and give it to Bob again, that'd probably make everyone a lot happier.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Prejudice against Appalachian folk" is something I NEVER thought I'd hear Bobbyboi say. Maybe people from Appalachia are far better and progressive than those obsolete asshole out in Bumphukt Ozarks?

Spoiler: Hey Vern

Side note: I miss Jim Varney. I don't think we have enough character actors with such a distinct air about them anymore. Know what I mean?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

"Prejudice against Appalachian folk" is something I NEVER thought I'd hear Bobbyboi say. Maybe people from Appalachia are far better and progressive than those obsolete asshole out in Bumphukt Ozarks?

Spoiler: Hey Vern

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Side note: I miss Jim Varney. I don't think we have enough character actors with such a distinct air about them anymore. Know what I mean?

Wait, Bob actually had a semblance of caring for the stereotype of the “obsolete” but he can’t be bothered to care about the farmers and stuff?
Though he is right that Appalachian people get horribly prejudiced against, possibly worse than colored and gays because they’re laws being enforced on them and no one gives a shit.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

At this point I assume Bob is only still employed because his boss doesn't want to feel mean by firing him. When feelings meets socialism, you get Bob.

 

[BubbleButt]

Here some of Bobby Boi's more notable hot takes

Spoiler: What would Mario and Link think of us!!!!

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Spoiler: How to win elections 101

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Spoiler: One my favourite Bobsisms

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Spoiler: If this is true, Bobby's in trouble

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Spoiler: Mario is political

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Oh, man, you forgot "Autism Blackface"

 

[BR55]

This is old news as far as Bobbyboi's concerned, but he did mention long ago that in HIS version of "Revenge of the Nerds," the nerds wouldn't be the computer/math geeks who are featured in the original movie, but instead, they'd be "the nerds of today", namely, pop culture critics and id-pol ideologues like Bob.

Because fuck math and science, the REAL oppressed benefactors of society are Professors of Lesbian Inuit Poetry and people who can replay Super Mario Level 4-2 with their eyes closed.

Oh don't worry I remember that little take by Bob.
Bob takes such an obscene and inexplicable amount of pride in being a basement dwelling "nerd", "nerd" because aside from maybe Mario Bob seems to be the archetypical Nerd Culture bandwagon rider, I swear.

 

[Neko GF]

Here's some more tweets for the best of Bob of poll:

Spoiler: Bob's Response to his idol

Spoiler: Bob Knows what's best for you

Spoiler: The infamous eugenics tweet

Spoiler: Hitler was democratically elected

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

This one's just weird.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Mackenzie Davis is so attractive in so specifically "amazonian" a fashion in TERMINATOR I think *I* had a "lesbian crush" for the duration. (the fact that she *towers* over the other two women certainly helps the effect. No one will ever accuse Cameron of not having a "type"...)...

twitter.com

 

[Positron]

Just be honest and say you fapped to her already. Lesbian sexuality is not some mythical pure and chaste thing that dirty fat men can appropriate to make himself look less like a creep.

#NotYourShield

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

This one's just weird.

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Mackenzie Davis is so attractive in so specifically "amazonian" a fashion in TERMINATOR I think *I* had a "lesbian crush" for the duration. (the fact that she *towers* over the other two women certainly helps the effect. No one will ever accuse Cameron of not having a "type"...)...

twitter.com

I didnt think I could be more embarrassed for Bob and his family for his clear mental disorder

Just be honest and say you fapped to her already. Lesbian sexuality is not some mythical pure and chaste thing that dirty fat men can appropriate to make himself look less like a creep.

#NotYourShield

Maybe Bob Identifies as a dirty fat Lesbian. He kind of looks like one

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Let me put on my Leftie Gender Screecher hat for a minute.

"Strong Lesbian Women are not here for Fat Cishet White Men to masturbate over!"