Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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"Didn't get killed by AQI" "Didn't get killed by ISIL" "Didn't get killed by Al Qaeda" :story: How desperate is this guy for accomplishments if not only is he bragging about still being alive when he lives in the decadent over-civilized West, but he has to further inflate the list by listing Al Qaeda twice (AQI = Al Qaeda in Iraq)? Three times if we count ISIL/ISIS/the Islamic State's origin as an Al Qaeda splinter group. Also, I'm disappointed that we didn't rate a "Didn't get killed by Kiwi Farms" from Bob.

Meanwhile the entire appetizers menu at TGI Friday's is celebrating "Didn't get eaten by Bob."
 
Bob couldn't even come back with some snarky, self-congratulating line like "educated the masses", "enlightened the online world" or "spoke out against injustice". Bob low-key just admitted that he has achieved absolutely nothing worth talking about over the last decade.
You know what, I'm going to be nice to Bob and list out some of his accomplishments for this decade. Of course not all of these are good things but he did them.

- Wrote a book
- Wrote enough articles to fill eight books
- Moved out of his parents' place
- Made it to episode 100 of his original game overthinker series
- The Pixels review got over two millions hits
- Including his work for different companies, has made more than 500 videos. (Don't know the exact number)
- Gets more than $3500 a month on patreon
- Has consistently been a paid content creator for most of the decade.

But of course that's all worthless to him because he doesn't have his moon wheat.
 
Would be funny if Bob's basement pipes freeze and burst and he decides to call a Plumber( profession very much beneath his social class) who may not be actually licensed because they're an illegal and he initially thinks this is better than hiring a Plumber who's a Trump voting CHUD who demands too much money for his peasant services. These honest men of questionable legal status are certainly the workers of his superior future.

 
In his review of The Irishman, Bob attempts at irony when people bitched about Netflix killing cinema when they ironically have Scorsese saying Marvel Studios killed cinema.

Also, he claims Nicholas Cage is a underrated actor.
 
Meanwhile the entire appetizers menu at TGI Friday's is celebrating "Didn't get eaten by Bob."
“Didn’t have Bob eat our entire menus today.”-Every restaurant.
When you refer to Bob eating the entire menu, are you referring to the items on the menu, the physical paper menu itself, or both? Because I think Bob could go both ways.
 
In his review of The Irishman, Bob attempts at irony when people bitched about Netflix killing cinema when they ironically have Scorsese saying Marvel Studios killed cinema.

Also, he claims Nicholas Cage is a underrated actor.
Eh, he has a charm all his own, and Raising Arizona and Moonstruck are both good.
 
Also, he claims Nicholas Cage is a underrated actor.
"Cage doesn't turn down paying work." There, 6 words for what it took Bob 5 minutes and change to say.

Cage never turns down a part (or so I've heard) and is reasonably bankable. So just as a matter of averages he has a few good movies, a lot of mediocre ones, and a metric fuckton of dross, and I think he has an a reputation that reflects that on average.

Also, Bob sounds chipmukier than usual in this video. Maybe potential expulsion from the main Escapist channel has him aping Yahtzee harder than ever.
 
Bob is very upset that people are talking about how Epstein didn't kill himself and how it may distract some of twitter from echoing "his opinions" on Trump.

We all know why Bob is upset. He is very angry that people are claiming that his corporatist waifu Hillary killed Epstein and had times to him.

bob (and the confused left who can't meme) also just spectacularly fails to understand the meme at the most basic level. Considering how fast the news cycle moved on from something that had everything they would normally dig into for months (sex scandal + rich people + celebrities + politicians) and how obvious it was that there was a lot more to talk about, it's a daily implanting into the back of the collective mind. An attempt to cure society's short attention span

also, fuckface is doing merch. The comments have some lady Bob watchers asking him for t-shirts that go beyond xxl or are "the largest possible female size"
 

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"Cage doesn't turn down paying work." There, 6 words for what it took Bob 5 minutes and change to say.

Cage never turns down a part (or so I've heard) and is reasonably bankable. So just as a matter of averages he has a few good movies, a lot of mediocre ones, and a metric fuckton of dross, and I think he has an a reputation that reflects that on average.

Also, Bob sounds chipmukier than usual in this video. Maybe potential expulsion from the main Escapist channel has him aping Yahtzee harder than ever.

Actually, reason the guy never turns down a part is apparently 'cause he always gets his ass into debt. The guy has a serious money spending problem, seriously he bought himself six castles in England (or was it Ireland?), so that's why he jumps on any script he can get, even ones which are shit an he can just ham it up or sleepwalk to get his paycheck.
 
Why would you even need 6 castles to begin with? 1 is enough.

Like if you want an authentic castle, getting modern utilities running properly is expensive enough. Grounds keeping is another big expense because people will use your land to grow shit like weed and use it for meth cooking because they think the surrounding land is not owned because there are no buildings close by. You will also have to deal with whatever environmental agency is in the area and work with them if your land is around a habitat or migration pathway of an endangered species or if you're near a lake that needs to be treated with chemicals by law so mosquito outbreaks don't occur.

Unless it's like a McMansion type "castle"which are nothing but Buckingham palace clones on the outside and are entirely modern on the inside which defeats the purpose of owning a fucking castle to begin with.

You either live in a castle because you appreciate natural light and grand natural stonework that much, or you don't.

It's basically like a larger scale version of those Log Cabins but the wood is made out of plastic composite and modern insulation is inside the fake logs and they're molded and cut around a pre-built house frame to hide it, and the logs are not the actual frame of the structure itself. It's not a log cabin.
 
Why would you even need 6 castles to begin with? 1 is enough.

Like if you want an authentic castle, getting modern utilities running properly is expensive enough. Grounds keeping is another big expense because people will use your land to grow shit like weed and use it for meth cooking because they think the surrounding land is not owned because there are no buildings close by. You will also have to deal with whatever environmental agency is in the area and work with them if your land is around a habitat or migration pathway of an endangered species or if you're near a lake that needs to be treated with chemicals by law so mosquito outbreaks don't occur.

Unless it's like a McMansion type "castle"which are nothing but Buckingham palace clones on the outside and are entirely modern on the inside which defeats the purpose of owning a fucking castle to begin with.

You either live in a castle because you appreciate natural light and grand natural stonework that much, or you don't.

It's basically like a larger scale version of those Log Cabins but the wood is made out of plastic composite and modern insulation is inside the fake logs and they're molded and cut around a pre-built house frame to hide it, and the logs are not the actual frame of the structure itself. It's not a log cabin.

Honestly, I have no idea. Just know the dude bought six of those, than Johnny Depp bailed his ass out of debt and I think Nic went got into debt again. An its not just six castles, he bought a Dinosau skull, two albino kibg sized cobras, two Bahamian islands, two expensive lamborghinis, a haunted house, a luxury yacht, shrunken heads, a tombstone pyramid, 1st issue of Superman, a shark, a crocodile, fifteen estate homes around the world, an expensivr private jet, and rare art
 
Honestly, I have no idea. Just know the dude bought six of those, than Johnny Depp bailed his ass out of debt and I think Nic went got into debt again. An its not just six castles, he bought a Dinosau skull, two albino kibg sized cobras, two Bahamian islands, two expensive lamborghinis, a haunted house, a luxury yacht, shrunken heads, a tombstone pyramid, 1st issue of Superman, a shark, a crocodile, fifteen estate homes around the world, an expensivr private jet, and rare art
most of that doesn't sound that much compares to what he gets.

Islands on average run around 50,000 bucks each
Cobras tend to run much much less than buying a pedigree show dog puppy and are far far cheaper than doing anything related to the care of Race Horses. Snakes also have real cheap upkeep.
Dinosaur skulls, really depends on if the dinosaur type is popular or if the fossil is in real good condition. Like Trilobites the size of your fist can be gotten for like under 20 bucks since they're so common. Iguanadons and Protoceratops are also very common and might just run you a few hundred to a few thousand at most for their skulls. he doesn't seem to hold any records from what I can see on most expensive fossil auctions.

There's no such thing as a cheap lamborghini so this could be where a ton of cash went especially on car insurance

Haunted Houses vary, usually they're cheaper than regular houses and most tend to be former farm houses. Any of the big deal haunted houses/locations don't seem to be under his name.

Yachts, another money sink so this is where another large portion of his cash could go. It's true the two happiest days with your yacht is the day you buy it and the day you sell it. It's expensive to moor them in marinas in the off season or during hurricane season, especially if the boat is big since most places can't accommodate large ships.

Shrunken heads, probably fake. The US has laws about keeping dead body parts because during the 1930's there was the Egypt craze and people bought entire mummies for family heirlooms and conversation pieces. Many were eventually taken back by World Heritage Site laws, the Egyptian Government, or Museums. Legislation passed about expanding rules about holding on to preserved bodies. There was a guy who wanted to have his skin and spinal chord turned into a hardcover leather bound book and his blood mixed with ink to write down his life story from a pen carved from his bone and an inkwell made out of his skull (he already wrote the manuscript btw). After he was dead, the family could not legally do it.

1st issue of Superman and other rare comics wouldn't break the bank compared to everything else. It's probably one of the cheapest things on the list.

Private jets these tend to be expensive to upkeep much like the yacht.

15 Estate homes, the taxes alone would do it depending on where. Unless you're shacking up in some third world country that doesn't have a functioning government that can't collect taxes. In which case you need to hire armed guards to fend off the riffraff and build huge ass walls to also keep them out, either way this is very expensive as well.

Rare Art, these were probably gifts from the CIA. Well Known Rare Art is expensive. But Rare Art can be cheap if nobody cares about the artist.

Really just the houses and the boat would be 80% of the cost of everything combined.
 
The recent political storm in the US has cause Robert Chipman to go on a RAMPAGE and he is DESTROYING all conservatards in his path!
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The only reason why Bob is angry about the US reducing it's presence in Syria is mostly because his waifu Hillary wanted to increase the US's presence and because evil orange man is doing it.

Also, Bob decides to continue to cry about the Evangelical menace.
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also, fuckface is doing merch. The comments have some lady Bob watchers asking him for t-shirts that go beyond xxl or are "the largest possible female size"
Must really burn his chaps that he has to use bottom of the barrel print on demand outlets like cafepress. You'd think an intellectual superhuman would be invited to do a line of merch alongside his fellow YouTube intellectals.
 
most of that doesn't sound that much compares to what he gets.

Islands on average run around 50,000 bucks each
Cobras tend to run much much less than buying a pedigree show dog puppy and are far far cheaper than doing anything related to the care of Race Horses. Snakes also have real cheap upkeep.
Dinosaur skulls, really depends on if the dinosaur type is popular or if the fossil is in real good condition. Like Trilobites the size of your fist can be gotten for like under 20 bucks since they're so common. Iguanadons and Protoceratops are also very common and might just run you a few hundred to a few thousand at most for their skulls. he doesn't seem to hold any records from what I can see on most expensive fossil auctions.

There's no such thing as a cheap lamborghini so this could be where a ton of cash went especially on car insurance

Haunted Houses vary, usually they're cheaper than regular houses and most tend to be former farm houses. Any of the big deal haunted houses/locations don't seem to be under his name.

Yachts, another money sink so this is where another large portion of his cash could go. It's true the two happiest days with your yacht is the day you buy it and the day you sell it. It's expensive to moor them in marinas in the off season or during hurricane season, especially if the boat is big since most places can't accommodate large ships.

Shrunken heads, probably fake. The US has laws about keeping dead body parts because during the 1930's there was the Egypt craze and people bought entire mummies for family heirlooms and conversation pieces. Many were eventually taken back by World Heritage Site laws, the Egyptian Government, or Museums. Legislation passed about expanding rules about holding on to preserved bodies. There was a guy who wanted to have his skin and spinal chord turned into a hardcover leather bound book and his blood mixed with ink to write down his life story from a pen carved from his bone and an inkwell made out of his skull (he already wrote the manuscript btw). After he was dead, the family could not legally do it.

1st issue of Superman and other rare comics wouldn't break the bank compared to everything else. It's probably one of the cheapest things on the list.

Private jets these tend to be expensive to upkeep much like the yacht.

15 Estate homes, the taxes alone would do it depending on where. Unless you're shacking up in some third world country that doesn't have a functioning government that can't collect taxes. In which case you need to hire armed guards to fend off the riffraff and build huge ass walls to also keep them out, either way this is very expensive as well.

Rare Art, these were probably gifts from the CIA. Well Known Rare Art is expensive. But Rare Art can be cheap if nobody cares about the artist.

Really just the houses and the boat would be 80% of the cost of everything combined.
He apparently would throw huge elaborate parties all the time for celeb friends and such so Id assume thats at least partly what the properties are for. Yeah the shrunken heads might he fake but he also accidentally bought some smuggled artifact that he ended up returning. The point being he has weird expensive tastes and will go pretty far to get stuff. This all btw against the advice of his financial manager/agent whatever they are called he then tried to sue. That's why we know so much about his financial woes since it all came out in court.
 
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