Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

We already knew just how terrible Bob was in this arena given the now infamous Mountain Dew marinade. This however takes it into an entirely new direction when it comes to autistic cooking.

I have to wonder just how fucked up Bob's taste is that he enjoys this? I understand being a fat slob who likes crappy junk food. But this makes crappy junk food look like a gourmet steak and lobster dinner. How does he shove this down his throat?

This makes Steve's review of the chinese MRE look appetizing and that shit was spoiled right out of the packet.

 

[Commander X]

Some white supremacists have embraced elements and imagery from Norse mythology over the years, Bob is ignoring that anyone who uses "Thor's hammer" and related imagery in the Current Year as a symbol in 2019, whether Marvel enthusiasts, Asatru types, Nazis, or whatever, is an incorrigible dweeb. Also, "what if we gender flipped a superhero" isn't politics.

 

[Mola Ram]

We already knew just how terrible Bob was in this arena given the now infamous Mountain Dew marinade. This however takes it into an entirely new direction when it comes to autistic cooking.

I have to wonder just how fucked up Bob's taste is that he enjoys this? I understand being a fat slob who likes crappy junk food. But this makes crappy junk food look like a gourmet steak and lobster dinner. How does he shove this down his throat?

When you're crocked on Mike's Hard Lemonade and PBR, you probably don't even taste it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"sammich fixings"
This is like the reddit exceptional individuals who use ya'll when they're trying to shame somebody.

...it's pronounced y'all...

MARISSA'S AN OBSOLETE IMPOSTOR!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Someone's gotta ask the tough questions!

Spoiler: Do not eat all in one sitting!

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And what's the only reason Bobbyboi responded to...that?
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hmmm...

FUN FACT! This is the only person that Bob has responded to in the tweet thread. All others, as of this writing, are all positive...for some reason. My favorite comes from this chud-hunter.

Spoiler: check out that single boiz!

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Why are there always pronouns in the bio? In fact, every single exceptional individual that inadvertently encouraged Bob to kill himself by saying it sounds good has pronouns in their bio. Big thunk indeed fellow Bobologists.

This is some real emperor's new clothes shit. They clearly know that Bob's "cooking" is an abomination, but acknowledging the obvious might call into question his intelligence and judgement, which in turn reflects on their intelligence and judgement for being idiotic enough to be his fans.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

The USDA and FDA recommend you cook or freeze raw chicken within 1-2 days of purchase.

 

[cypocryphy]

Think again.
(Reupload for archival + cause Bob doesn't deserve the traffic)
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God bless you for doing that, but I could only take 37 seconds of hearing him.

 

[Randall Fragg]

The USDA and FDA recommend you cook or freeze raw chicken within 1-2 days of purchase.

You mean the USDA and FDA that are cronies of the fascist Drumpft government and cater to low-IQ inferiors? Hah, all Bobpilled individuals know that chicken is best when marinated in toilet broth for five days.

 

[Marissa Moira]

...it's pronounced y'all...

MARISSA'S AN OBSOLETE IMPOSTOR!
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I was making a point about it being fake

because both y'all and ya'll are a thing:

"Y'all" or "ya'll"?

I've seen it spelled both ways. Are both correct?

english.stackexchange.com

 

[Mr. Duck]

You mean the USDA and FDA that are cronies of the fascist Drumpft government and cater to low-IQ inferiors? Hah, all Bobpilled individuals know that chicken is best when marinated in toilet broth for five days.

Not as good as his mac and cheese.

Spoiler

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob is going to die of food poisoning before Jack....

 

[Mola Ram]

Not as good as his mac and cheese.

Spoiler

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Frankly the only reason this hasn't taken the brass ring from Bob's revolting Cheezy Mac a la Mold is because we can't actually see it. Although I have to admit, I find the idea of a nutritious meal being dissolved with a horrifying stew of hot sauce and spice in a garbage bag to be much more emblematic of the essence of Bob.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Frankly the only reason this hasn't taken the brass ring from Bob's revolting Cheezy Mac a la Mold is because we can't actually see it. Although I have to admit, I find the idea of a nutritious meal being dissolved with a horrifying stew of hot sauce and spice in a garbage bag to be much more emblematic of the essence of Bob.

I dunno I would say the hot sauce embalmed chicken is to the Xenomorph what the Moldy Mac and Cheese is to Jason or Freddy.

In Alien you didn't really see the Xenomorph for most of the movie which is what made it scary and the reveal far more horrifying.

yes you'll see the Moldy Mac in your nightmares, but the fear is not as omnipresent and lurking in the shadows.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I was making a point about it being fake

because both y'all and ya'll are a thing:

"Y'all" or "ya'll"?

I've seen it spelled both ways. Are both correct?

english.stackexchange.com

You can't fool me! You're a spook sent by Bob to infiltrate us! I can see your Mountain Dew glow a mile away!

I'll stop goofing around and get back on topic.

Bob, son, she's just not that into you.

Spoiler: remembering the one that got away

...wrong about Greta not being able to give consent for sex?

of course there's pronouns *wonders if the gun oil will make him gag*

I'm speculating because I know nothing about her but Aimee must have a dick if Bob's got this much of a hard on for her. That or he hates women and this is the only time he gets openly mock one and get away with it.

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno I would say the hot sauce embalmed chicken is to the Xenomorph what the Moldy Mac and Cheese is to Jason or Freddy.

In Alien you didn't really see the Xenomorph for most of the movie which is what made it scary and the reveal far more horrifying.

yes you'll see the Moldy Mac in your nightmares, but the fear is not as omnipresent and lurking in the shadows.

So you're saying it's the greatest tribute to fellow New Englander HP Lovecraft Bob will ever produce.

Fitting that he plans to eat it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So what turned Bob so vehemently against rural living?

 

[Marissa Moira]

So what turned Bob so vehemently against rural living?

He's accomplished nothing with his life and has developed no skills, but he still wants to be superior to people because people were mean to him in highschool and as those stories go the bullied nerd finds success outside of school.

So he looks down upon the midwest as being inferior to him, since they have uneducated ways in his mind and don't have big fancy cities as proof of their inferiority.

*dunks another chicken in mountain dew*

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I can't wait until we get to another episode of sick Bob. I'm sure we'll hear the tale of how Bob worked himself to the point of exhaustion all for his fans.

I'm sure it'll have nothing to do with eating hot sauce soup with bits of rotten chicken in it.

 

[Mola Ram]

I can't wait until we get to another episode of sick Bob. I'm sure we'll hear the tale of how Bob worked himself to the point of exhaustion all for his fans.

I'm sure it'll have nothing to do with eating hot sauce soup with bits of rotten chicken in it.

He's about to turn a cramped basement bathroom into Chernobyl Reactor No. 4. Fuck going to the doctor; he's going to need an exorcist.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So what turned Bob so vehemently against rural living?

That's a question for the ages. As best as anyone can figure out, the rural areas are not the cosmopolitan, coastal cities. Because they are not said cities, they tend to vote GOP red, which you may notice is not Democrat blue. For this they must die and be replaced by non-Americans because, much like Mafia, that's how diversity works and diversity is our strength. I am not engaging in hyperbole by the way. It really seems to boil down to you vote red, you believe in God thus you must be expunged like lancing an abscess. While it may look like a harsher case of Trump Derangement Syndrome I will tell you he's been spouting off about the obsolete question since before #GlibGlam. He just hates anyone who's ideologically different than him and I do mean hate. Within the past month he's voiced his desire to have all health care, ALL health care, revoked from those who not voted for Trump mind you but didn't vote for Hilary. He got an actual glee from the idea of those people dying in the streets because either:

1. He does want them all dead and knows he can't call on left wing death squads as he'll get fired and banned from everything (there will not be a single non-anon that will come to his aide if that happens, by the way)
2. The idea of people suffering extra bad is the only thing that stirs his diabetic dick.

I'd like to think that there might be something else at play but we know so little of Bob's past and he is unreliable at best and a liar at worst so it's difficult to tell. It may be as banal as "YoU aM DifFeRAnt BlObO sHmuSH!"

I can't wait until we get to another episode of sick Bob. I'm sure we'll hear the tale of how Bob worked himself to the point of exhaustion all for his fans.

I'm sure it'll have nothing to do with eating hot sauce soup with bits of rotten chicken in it.

That poor plumber that has to come back to his sub-level suite to clean the pipes is not getting paid enough I'll tell you what.