Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

A lot of 80's and 90's action movies had deeper, better executed messages than most Marvel movies. Compare Rambo: First Blood's message about soldiers after the war, Terminator 2's themes about fate and destiny, or Robocop's satire of corporate culture and crime in the 80's with the likes of Thor: Ragnarok or Guardians of the Galaxy. Maybe a couple of Marvel movies have successfully had a bit of a message, like Winter Soldier, but usually if there's a serious attempt at a message it ends up a jumbled mess, like Age of Ultron and Civil War.

Yeah, but those movies are like these small time rarities compared to a vast majority of action movies which were just dumb and mindless fun. Also, when it comes to say Civil War, there's no way not to make it a jumbled mess, I mean look at the book it's based off that whole thing was a dumpster fire.

 

[Emperor Julian]

While moore takes it too far with the white supremecist accusations, I genrally agree with him. The films are juvenille and anyone over the age of 18 whose heavily invested in them is a very sad person. Also pretty much all superhero comics are total shit and have been getting worse and worse for decades.

Plus in his defence Their is now more bad/mediocre watchmen stuff out there than good because nothing can be left alone these days.

 

[instythot]

I will believe that Allen Moore is a creative man, but honestly he is a lolcow in his own right that doesn't get his own thread as he is "sane" enough to keep to himself to his weird snake-cult. Anyways, lets keep this thread on target with Dip Shitman please and thank you.

Isn't he in a poly relationship with two ugly fat women, and he also looks Alan Moore? He is almost certainly a lolcow whose world we don't have a reliable window into.

I am half convinced that at least a third of his work could be viewed as a sonichu style self insert if we knew more about him as a person

And to keep this on topic: Bob Chipman is a fat, politically illiterate shithead

 

[Syaoran Li]

Moore has become a sad old man

He always was.

But given the respect he gets from superhero fans, I'm still curious to see how Bob will react.

Bob's the kind of guy who already has his mind made up and will twist and contort anything and everything to support his already drawn conclusion

 

[Deadman]

I now want to have Alan Moore be forced to watch anime.

Witch ones? The deconstructive ones that one could say watchmen inspired? (Evangelion,bokurano,madoka,Fate/stay night? i think you get the idea...)

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Witch ones? The deconstructive ones that one could say watchmen inspired? (Evangelion,bokurano,madoka,Fate/stay night? i think you get the idea...)

Shin Chan

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

MovieBob or Nazi/Neonazi 3.1 : Return of the Theme. FINAL VERSION AVALIABLE HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScPp4ZhFU1nqGQq6BDjQQrjXE9FnsKC7GRJurqyJRTn-HKE8w/viewform

This quiz was made for the EFAP podcast, so if you do not watch it most of the jokes will not make sense. However, the quiz is still fully functional as a demonstration of how insane MovieBob is. All of the MovieBob quotes are sourced from his twitter. The Nazi quotes have primary been sourced...

docs.google.com

Someone went and made a moviebob or nazi quiz

THEME is used to blank out words that would be obvious giveaways

 

[Mola Ram]

MovieBob or Nazi/Neonazi 3.1 : Return of the Theme. FINAL VERSION AVALIABLE HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScPp4ZhFU1nqGQq6BDjQQrjXE9FnsKC7GRJurqyJRTn-HKE8w/viewform

This quiz was made for the EFAP podcast, so if you do not watch it most of the jokes will not make sense. However, the quiz is still fully functional as a demonstration of how insane MovieBob is. All of the MovieBob quotes are sourced from his twitter. The Nazi quotes have primary been sourced...

docs.google.com

Someone went and made a moviebob or nazi quiz

THEME is used to blank out words that would be obvious giveaways

It's actually a disturbingly difficult quiz, in places. Bob's actually worse than I thought; there's not a lot of context that could salvage most of his quotes.

The only real tell as to something not being a Bob quote is when it's too well articulated.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

It's actually a disturbingly difficult quiz, in places. Bob's actually worse than I thought; there's not a lot of context that could salvage most of his quotes.

The only real tell as to something not being a Bob quote is when it's too well articulated.

Moviebob is how hitler wouldve turned out if WW1 had never happened and he became a critic instead of an artist

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I now want to have Alan Moore be forced to watch anime.

Witch ones? The deconstructive ones that one could say watchmen inspired? (Evangelion,bokurano,madoka,Fate/stay night? i think you get the idea...)

Boku No Pico.

On a more serious note, I doubt many, if any of those Jap shows were inspired by Moore's Watchmen.

Since we're meandering, has Bob shared any of his unique artistic insights into the cartoons of glorious Nippon within the last decade or so? He used to be really into it as a teenager but the only reference I think he's made recently is spouting some party approved lines about Alita Battle Angel, and even then he said almost nothing about the movie itself and focused on bashing the awful deplorables who were pitting it against Captain Marvel.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

It's actually a disturbingly difficult quiz, in places. Bob's actually worse than I thought; there's not a lot of context that could salvage most of his quotes.

The only real tell as to something not being a Bob quote is when it's too well articulated.

Case in point, I've read this thread for a while and I just got a 170 out of 250. The similarities are jarring even if you got some idea of what to look for

 

[Mola Ram]

Case in point, I've read this thread for a while and I just got a 170 out of 250. The similarities are jarring even if you got some idea of what to look for

200 out of 250, and I'm an inveterate Bob spergatroid. I struggled for a while on some of them. Kicking myself for thinking he could have written something as nice as "the stars are in our grasp."

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

MovieBob or Nazi/Neonazi 3.1 : Return of the Theme. FINAL VERSION AVALIABLE HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScPp4ZhFU1nqGQq6BDjQQrjXE9FnsKC7GRJurqyJRTn-HKE8w/viewform

This quiz was made for the EFAP podcast, so if you do not watch it most of the jokes will not make sense. However, the quiz is still fully functional as a demonstration of how insane MovieBob is. All of the MovieBob quotes are sourced from his twitter. The Nazi quotes have primary been sourced...

docs.google.com

Someone went and made a moviebob or nazi quiz

THEME is used to blank out words that would be obvious giveaways

I got 175 out of 250, would have scored some more if I had realized that it wasnt Moviebob or Hitler, and that Nazis exist today. So it's a C grade on this quiz.

I agree with the guy doing this, Moviebob is so close to a Nazi that its scary.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I got 175 out of 250, would have scored some more if I had realized that it wasnt Moviebob or Hitler, and that Nazis exist today. So it's a C grade on this quiz.

I agree with the guy doing this, Moviebob is so close to a Nazi that its scary.

But he's got the right opinion's friendo. There's no way Senpai Moviebob could ever be a nazi or a fascist, he's a pure progressive everyone needs to listen to get the right opinions: moviebob fan upon seeing that poll

 

[instythot]

MovieBob or Nazi/Neonazi 3.1 : Return of the Theme. FINAL VERSION AVALIABLE HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScPp4ZhFU1nqGQq6BDjQQrjXE9FnsKC7GRJurqyJRTn-HKE8w/viewform

This quiz was made for the EFAP podcast, so if you do not watch it most of the jokes will not make sense. However, the quiz is still fully functional as a demonstration of how insane MovieBob is. All of the MovieBob quotes are sourced from his twitter. The Nazi quotes have primary been sourced...

docs.google.com

Someone went and made a moviebob or nazi quiz

THEME is used to blank out words that would be obvious giveaways

I got 210/250. But I used the following guidelines when answering:

• When in doubt, assess the eloquence of the statement. If you think it was written by someone in grade 10 or 11, it is Film Robert. If the grammar and word choice leads you to suspect college, it is a Nazi.
• When the previous guideline fails, assess the statement on unreasonableness/10. If the statement is closer to 10, it is Bob. If it is closer to 5, it's probably a Nazi

If I didn't how ham (or marinated chicken) fisted Bob the Professional Communicator's prose is already, about half of these would be really difficult to identify

 

[Doctor Placebo]

200 out of 250, and I'm an inveterate Bob spergatroid. I struggled for a while on some of them. Kicking myself for thinking he could have written something as nice as "the stars are in our grasp."

Considering how much he spergs about space travel, it sounds almost credible. But clearly it should be "the stars are in MY grasp" since he has this weird fixation on the Star Trek future being all for his personal benefit.

 

[Neko GF]

It's actually a disturbingly difficult quiz, in places. Bob's actually worse than I thought; there's not a lot of context that could salvage most of his quotes.

The only real tell as to something not being a Bob quote is when it's too well articulated.

Around halfway I gave up actually trying to distinguish the quotes and just started guessing... I got 185/250 (74%) and I am horrified by that.

Also, on the note of that quiz, Bob is gets really pissy about That Picture being brought up, as that is not him. The main disquishing features between Bob and the man in the picture are: 1. the man in the picture has some a notable amount of hair on his head, while Bob is inches away from being a complete que-ball. And 2. Bob's tits sag more than the male feminist's do.

 

[kcbbq]

While moore takes it too far with the white supremecist accusations, I genrally agree with him. The films are juvenille and anyone over the age of 18 whose heavily invested in them is a very sad person. Also pretty much all superhero comics are total shit and have been getting worse and worse for decades.

Plus in his defence Their is now more bad/mediocre watchmen stuff out there than good because nothing can be left alone these days.

If you're trying to take superhero movies as intellectual cinema you're doing it wrong in the same way as someone taking Die Hard too seriously. They're prole feed - sometimes well-made prole feed, and there isn't anything wrong with that.

Every Michael Bay film is just shit mindlessly exploding, yet he is insanely profitable.

It's like in Eddie Murphy's movie about the story behind Dolemite. He's finally managed to get the film in theaters and they're going through reviews. They're all what you'd expect from a newspaper review of Dolemite until they get to one particular bad review and Murphy-as-Moore is ecstatic because he knew they'd sell a lot of tickets. It's a terrible movie with a story that makes almost no real world sense, but it's fun.

Sometimes fun is the only point. Bob can't let stuff just be fun. He has to make it affirmationable because he's so incredibly insecure. Most people don't require other people to like what they like to feel human.

 

[BR55]

It's actually a disturbingly difficult quiz, in places. Bob's actually worse than I thought; there's not a lot of context that could salvage most of his quotes.

The only real tell as to something not being a Bob quote is when it's too well articulated.

I got 175 out of 250.
The ones I got wrong were all due to attributing actual Nazi quotes to Bob.
Just goes to show that Bob has issues if the test is that fucking hard.
What amazed me was that the goosesteppers were far more eloquent than Bob was.
Kind of a dead give away in hindsight.
Actually scratch that the real fucked up thing is that the literal Nazis came off as more empathetic and introspective than Bob.
Dude is just a blackhole of sociopathy and megalomania.
Oh and autism as well.

 

[Emperor Julian]

If you're trying to take superhero movies as intellectual cinema you're doing it wrong in the same way as someone taking Die Hard too seriously. They're prole feed - sometimes well-made prole feed, and there isn't anything wrong with that.

Yeah but there's a sliding scale, I can appreciate die hard because it has something resembling human beings and the ability to generate some genuine emotions. Same for say....terminator or somesuch. Even in terms of modern shit John Wick at least had the idea this guy was just pushed over the edge with the dog.

Their's also the issue of how deeply this utter shit has saturated the market. The reason the joker movie did so well is because people are desperate for actual films as opposed to cgi affects and some quippy josh dialogue. I remember a few months back watching Budapest noir and how overjoyed I was to watch an actual fucking movie with an plot.