Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

Throw bob into a third world country and see what he thinks about post national globalism. He thinks he's somehow protected and that his quality of life will never go down.

Hell, fly his fat ass to South Africa. Have him see what happens when you just remove the bar for entry entirely and just flood a country full of people who have no ties to it or care about it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

for all blob's whining about Moon Wheat, looks like the Chinese might have actually gotten a start to it:

See, bob, there's your moon wheat right there.

 

[Marissa Moira]

for all blob's whining about Moon Wheat, looks like the Chinese might have actually gotten a start to it:
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See, bob, there's your moon wheat right there.

This is why we must embrace communism and have the government run the megacorps who already infest our lives and restrict our freedom.

I mean just imagine saying the wrong thing and then suddenly being unable to use any form of money with no form of redemption outside of death, It would be great.

 

[Adamska]

for all blob's whining about Moon Wheat, looks like the Chinese might have actually gotten a start to it:
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See, bob, there's your moon wheat right there.

The superior future... of listening to dishonest lies because the fakest news in the world is anything that spews out of a Chinese asset's mouth.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don’t think he understands globalism still.
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This is a great example of why General Blob is such a powerful force. He's viewing the long term, the war, rather than being distracted by the battles. Sure, the anti-globalist view may win for the next 40, or even 400 or 4000 years, but in the long run Blob knows the tide will turn and THEN post-national globalism will take its proper place as the form of human civilization. The joke is on those Sanders supporters who are only thinking and caring about events in their own and their children and their children's childrens lifespans.

 

[Rakdos92]

Tweeting "civilly", he claims, and then he spews a slew of insults he would get the shit beaten out of him for if he said that to someone's face.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I don't think he's ever been civil with anyone who disagrees with him, the closest he gets is passive aggresive. It's nice to know the meme has struck a nerve however.

 

[Positron]

"Tweeting civilly."
"YOU SUPERSTITIOUS, REGRESSIVE FORCED-BIRTH CULTIST!!!!!!"

 

[The tired cat]

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An the sponsor of this tweet is "Irony". Irony, you're a very cruel bitch.

 

[A Random]

Also, I’ll be posting photoshopped pictures of Bob shaved on because he looks atrociously ugly as fuck.
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Are they intentionally shaving the upper side of their beards while leaving the rest untouched? That doesn't look so right.

 

[thismanlies]

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This is a great example of why General Blob is such a powerful force. He's viewing the long term, the war, rather than being distracted by the battles. Sure, the anti-globalist view may win for the next 40, or even 400 or 4000 years, but in the long run Blob knows the tide will turn and THEN post-national globalism will take its proper place as the form of human civilization. The joke is on those Sanders supporters who are only thinking and caring about events in their own and their children and their children's childrens lifespans.

Bob doesn't quite get that, like the Mountain Dew chicken and the Mario costume, this is going to follow him for the rest of his days on social media.

 

[Flexo]

200 out of 250, and I'm an inveterate Bob spergatroid. I struggled for a while on some of them. Kicking myself for thinking he could have written something as nice as "the stars are in our grasp."

Bow before me lesser mortals. I was only slightly sober during it too.


(Btw that's 45/58 )

What have I done with my life...

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This is a great example of why General Blob is such a powerful force. He's viewing the long term, the war, rather than being distracted by the battles. Sure, the anti-globalist view may win for the next 40, or even 400 or 4000 years, but in the long run Blob knows the tide will turn and THEN post-national globalism will take its proper place as the form of human civilization. The joke is on those Sanders supporters who are only thinking and caring about events in their own and their children and their children's childrens lifespans.

Why would a man who's only going to be alive for another 10-20 years and won't be having children be concerned with the long term future?

And yeah, the great thing about the pan-international conglomecorp government is that if it decides to fuck you over and ruin your life, there's absolutely no where you'll be able to go to escape it except by becoming an underground fugitive. What it'd probably look like would basically be the Imperium of Man without religion. Tons of bureaucratic incompetence with the teeming masses toiling for the system while a relative handful of high level functionaries live a moderately decent life but are constantly in danger of being destroyed by politicking.

 

[instythot]

I don’t think he understands globalism still.
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Also, I’ll be posting photoshopped pictures of Bob shaved on because he looks atrociously ugly as fuck.
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I just can't get over how Chip looks like a normal person you'd drink a beer, even a PBR, with and Bob the person who made an on camera career for himself consistently looks like he's in pain when the camera is pointed his way. And his "Chip surprises me with these selfies all the time" excuse doesn't cut it. These all might as well have a speech bubble coming from Chip that says "Bob, we're taking a picture together. Lean in, look up a bit"

And just because Star Trek, a science fiction show, described a utopian vision of a post-national future, that doesn't mean post-nationalism will ever happen or that it won't end up as a dystopia.

It's weird how hung up Bob is on this particular science fiction idea having been ripe and denied to him, and not any of the stuff that the future had decidedly passed like anything Verne or his contemporaries imagined... or even Gibson's ideas of cyberspace

 

[Flexo]

EFAP video on Bob's joker review posted.

Don't let the 12 hr run time fool you. Bob is at the start and until the 3:30ish mark.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Why would a man who's only going to be alive for another 10-20 years and won't be having children be concerned with the long term future?

Because any day now, Hillary or some other suitably Neolib Dem will get into office (hopefully via impeachment), the robot bodies will be unveiled and Bob will upload his mind into an immortal robot.

It's weird how hung up Bob is on this particular science fiction idea having been ripe and denied to him, and not any of the stuff that the future had decidedly passed like anything Verne or his contemporaries imagined... or even Gibson's ideas of cyberspace

Ah, those were inferior futures. Bob is only interested in the Superior Future. Plus, Verne and company were imperialist white males, so obviously their view of the future would be flawed. Plus, Verne wrote about a hollow earth, so he obviously has neo nazi white supreamicist ties.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I'm not sure Bob has any knowledge of any sci-fi future scenarios except Star Trek.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Ah, those were inferior futures. Bob is only interested in the Superior Future. Plus, Verne and company were imperialist white males, so obviously their view of the future would be flawed. Plus, Verne wrote about a hollow earth, so he obviously has neo nazi white supreamicist ties.

Unlike proud LGBTQ wahman of color, Gene Roddenberry.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm not sure Bob has any knowledge of any sci-fi future scenarios except Star Trek.

I think this might be the key to understanding his nigh-murderous attachment to globalism. Trek and its endless knockoffs make heavy use of the whole "Planet of Hats" thing -- this is the Warrior Race Planet, this is Peace and Understanding Planet, this is Cold Intellectual Race Planet, etc. The Federation is the best of these, of course, being the United Nations Planet. I think to Bob, a fundamental element of this utopic society he envisions is a one world scenario, where our hat is Enlightened Atheism (all the God botherers having been eliminated from the Superior Future, and where traditional masculinity has been abandoned in favor of effete filmmakers and *cough* thinkers like Bob). We can't achieve the future if we're not a completely united world, ergo any length to make that happen is acceptable.

 

[Flexo]

EFAP video on Bob's joker review posted.

Don't let the 12 hr run time fool you. Bob is at the start and until the 3:30ish mark.

Oh yeah. The 43 min mark is when they invent "Diabeeto."

I think this might be the key to understanding his nigh-murderous attachment to globalism. Trek and its endless knockoffs make heavy use of the whole "Planet of Hats" thing -- this is the Warrior Race Planet, this is Peace and Understanding Planet, this is Cold Intellectual Race Planet, etc. The Federation is the best of these, of course, being the United Nations Planet. I think to Bob, a fundamental element of this utopic society he envisions is a one world scenario, where our hat is Enlightened Atheism (all the God botherers having been eliminated from the Superior Future, and where traditional masculinity has been abandoned in favor of effete filmmakers and *cough* thinkers like Bob). We can't achieve the future if we're not a completely united world, ergo any length to make that happen is acceptable.

What's funnier is that given just how divergent alien life would be, a UFP would only be able to function as a fairly loose, libertarian confederation since the very physical needs of the different citizens would make things like standardized regulations impossible.