Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"The most important thing for friends to share is enemies!"
Well that is instantly going down as a classic Bobism.
That's the kind of thing an edgy 15 year old thinks is badass and profound.
Not to mention how much of a fucking lunatic/psychopath* it makes Bob sound like.
*Which he absolutely is by the way.
 
Unfortunately they had to:
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It's those rooster eyes again.
If the Chippa really did make that turkey as his Twitter handle says, his cooking skills are miles away from his brother's.

Bob's facial expression in that second picture looks more appropriate for a psychotic villain in a horror movie than a family gathering.
 
that second picture looks more appropriate for a psychotic villain in a horror movie than a family gathering.
It's like Bob saw the "soy face" meme, and since he can't understand expressions, thinks it's all about the wide open mouth.
Even if it's "soy face" from the nose up, he still looks just as terrified and submissive.
 
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Do you think his brother actually likes being around him, or do you think he’s just using him to try and get any amount of internet fame possible? I just find it hard to believe that anyone would willingly be around Bob, brother or otherwise
 
Judging by what few details he's given us about his childhood (most of which came through his book), Bob likely had quite a few mental problems growing up. I've theorized in the past that he may have had a childhood somewhat similar to CWC, with his parents rebuking those who told them that there was something wrong with their son and ended up coddling him to the point that he grew up to be a manchild who thought he was completely perfect.

But at this point I'm more inclined to believe that nothing made Bob the way he is, this is just who he is predisposed to be. That catholic school spergout he had awhile back is what really changed my mind on this topic. What he said demonstrates that at his core he is a lazy, smug and self-centered asshole who views anything he doesn't want to do as being beneath him.
Sometimes, one of the kids is so clearly weird that the parents will cut their losses and focus on the one(s) with a chance (read: chip) when the weirdo reaches late childhood
Yeah, this makes sense. He was the problem kid and they eventually gave up but I don't think it was for a while. In the book he mentions that when he got home, he'd just hide in the car with his DS until everyone went to bed and even put in brackets that this is supposedly not as sad as it sounds. Nope, not buying it. Plus he mentioned he and his dad didn't get along at the end. Though I can see the CWC parallels.

Do you think his brother actually likes being around him, or do you think he’s just using him to try and get any amount of internet fame possible? I just find it hard to believe that anyone would willingly be around Bob, brother or otherwise
Just from what I've seen? I think Bob does genuinely love his nieces and that probably makes him more bearable because he'll be happier. Plus he and Chris do seem to get along well enough. So I can see it. Though considering they are related it wouldn't surprise me to learn that a Chipman was using his own brother for his own means.
 
Christ why can't Bob even just look normal for 2 seconds for a photo... I'd swear he's doing it on purpose, because no one can be THIS stupid; yet here we are and the chances of Bob being this stupid are actually larger than him being self-aware...

I'm pretty sure at this point Chris keeps him around because of moral obligation to his special brother. And I guess being around a barely functional sperg like that makes you seem somewhat more capable by comparison. Probably some Stockholm Syndrome in there as well; being forced to hang out with Bob by their parents he forced himself to learn to handle being around that tub of goo.
 
Do you think his brother actually likes being around him, or do you think he’s just using him to try and get any amount of internet fame possible? I just find it hard to believe that anyone would willingly be around Bob, brother or otherwise

A little bit of collum A, a little bit of collum B.

I mean, look, there is no point in making monsters out of regular folks, so I think it's pretty clear Chris enjoys his brother company... however, I also think their closiness is more of a recent afair, because in the early days of Moviebob and even on his book, where Bob was trying to sqeeze everything of his pathetic little life to put in it, Bob has barely mentioned his Brother.

And Chris does seem a bit thirsty for that e-fame, it's cool that he is willing to do the hustle to get his stuff out there, but he sometimes comes off as too thirsty, and for someone who doesn't really have it when it comes to talent or content (he talks about blockbuster video stores for fuck's sake) to him hanging on his e-famous Brother does give a bit of a vibe that he is trying to get that e-fame by proxy.

Not to mention that Chris has asked for money on Patreon to pay for his car stuff and other shit, that is never a good look, dude you are a father and you have a job, have some dignity and don't ask strangers for money, and more so, strangers that watch you brother's videos.

So, Chris, if you are like your brother and you are reading this, at least take this with ya, don't look for e-fame to fill whatever hole you feel you have in your life right now, this shit is a cesspool not worth it.
 
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I'm pretty sure at this point Chris keeps him around because of moral obligation to his special brother. And I guess being around a barely functional sperg like that makes you seem somewhat more capable by comparison. Probably some Stockholm Syndrome in there as well; being forced to hang out with Bob by their parents he forced himself to learn to handle being around that tub of goo.
Yeah, Chris white knighting for his brother always had a certain tone of protective infantilizing while trying not to be blatant about it. I think while Chris is probably quite liberal he probably still inwardly winces at some of his brother's hotter takes as any sane person would, but he thinks poor exceptional Robert can't help himself and should be held to a lower standard than a normal person because of his issues.

So he justifies the messed up stuff Cinema Robert says by saying things like, "Well the meanie Republicans are causing problems, so you can't fault Bobbie for saying he wants them to suffer and have their rights taken away!" The unspoken but implied part is that Cinema Robert shouldn't be taken seriously or expected to practice restraint because he's a special boy who can't handle Sonic the Hedgehog, Grandma's funeral, or school counselling sessions.

This is probably the attitude of all the other adults in Robert's family, and possibly the ones who have helped him in his internet career as well.
 
If the Chippa really did make that turkey as his Twitter handle says, his cooking skills are miles away from his brother's.

Bob's facial expression in that second picture looks more appropriate for a psychotic villain in a horror movie than a family gathering.
Blobby boy did mention in a tweet earlier that HE was cooking for thanksgiving. And that turkey DOES look like blob's handiwork. Seriously, I've never seen anyone fuck up trussing a turkey quite like that. It looks like a child was allowed to do it and just stick the metal trussing needles just anywhere haphazardly, and it looks like the string wasn't even pulled tight enough to close the gap properly (overstuffed to shit). It looks super exceptional and it also looks like the turkey itself was messed up in the cavity area by somebody who wanted to squeeze more stuffing into the cavity. I don't know if that's an exceptional slaughterhouse technique, or something the blob does himself, given how high up on the turkey this lateral slash that does not belong there goes.

Well, at least he didn't put stuffing between the breast and the skin, as I've known some exceptional individuals to do (which either dries out the breast meat, or the stuffing is soaking wet after cooking because it's got so much moisture in it).
 
Blobby boy did mention in a tweet earlier that HE was cooking for thanksgiving. And that turkey DOES look like blob's handiwork. Seriously, I've never seen anyone fuck up trussing a turkey quite like that. It looks like a child was allowed to do it and just stick the metal trussing needles just anywhere haphazardly, and it looks like the string wasn't even pulled tight enough to close the gap properly (overstuffed to shit). It looks super exceptional and it also looks like the turkey itself was messed up in the cavity area by somebody who wanted to squeeze more stuffing into the cavity. I don't know if that's an exceptional slaughterhouse technique, or something the blob does himself, given how high up on the turkey this lateral slash that does not belong there goes.

Well, at least he didn't put stuffing between the breast and the skin, as I've known some exceptional individuals to do (which either dries out the breast meat, or the stuffing is soaking wet after cooking because it's got so much moisture in it).
It still looks way too edible to be Bob's cooking. They probably made it together. Robert is the reason the trussing needles look like a traffic accident and Chippa is the reason the chicken wasn't burnt or marinated in toxic sludge until it turned to mush.
 
Spending his Thanksgiving shrieking at people on Twitter. Why did I expect any different?
A loathsome troglodyte would assume that FilmRobert had a bad thanksgiving. In reality FilmRobert had a brilliant Thanksgiving OWNING the loathsome troglodytes.
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Indeed. Robert spending the day getting buttmad at nobodies making fun of him over Twitter is totally a great example of a happy Thanksgiving.
 
True, but at least those losers seem to be having fun. As sad as it may be, it sure as hell beats non-stop twitting about how much you aren't being bothered by twitter trolls

Yeah, I mean if Bob really wasn't bothered he'd have posted a one-size-fits-all post about, "Fuck off, I'm enjoying turkey and cheap booze today," rather than camping out on Twitter like usual and blasting off every few minutes.
 
Do you think his brother actually likes being around him, or do you think he’s just using him to try and get any amount of internet fame possible? I just find it hard to believe that anyone would willingly be around Bob, brother or otherwise

Real talk: Chris appears to be a decent and fairly normal dude. That usually springs out of a relatively functional family, making Bob the clear outlier. Chris also doesn't know what it's like to have a normal brother

The family probably not only tolerates his outbursts and kitchen abominations, but actively likes him and looks out for him when he isn't flipping out about the color of Mario's arms. This support is likely one of the few reasons that Bob never actually became that school shooter he claims people pegged him for

I bet nobody complains about his cooking to his face and the family has perfected a routine of "make sure he sees some of it on your plate and make sure he doesn't see you getting rid of it"
 
A loathsome troglodyte would assume that FilmRobert had a bad thanksgiving. In reality FilmRobert had a brilliant Thanksgiving OWNING the loathsome troglodytes.
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Indeed. Robert spending the day getting buttmad at nobodies making fun of him over Twitter is totally a great example of a happy Thanksgiving.
Did Blobby boy forget that the "Skipping Grandma's Funeral" thing was written in his book.
 
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