Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I'm not entirely sure what to say...I guess Bob is part black now?

Spoiler: Jiggabob

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Does anyone have any idea what he's talking about?

He's saying he's descendend from people who worked as indentured servants (which are distinct from slaves and were not generally African) to a Pilgrim or Puritan. He's claimed to be descended from some guy who fell off the Mayflower, so I dunno, I guess it's possible to check and see if he's lying.

Of course, what he's really saying is "Oh God I need to grind my walrus-flesh on your Asian snatch."

 

[instythot]

I'm not entirely sure what to say...I guess Bob is part black now?

Spoiler: Jiggabob

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "As a living descendant of an indentured serv…

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Does anyone have any idea what he's talking about?

She's not talking about uighurs, she's claiming common ancestry with native Americans. That should put Bob's thirst in context

Edit: good Lord, I thought I got through the confusing part of that exchange. But no, Bob The Tolerant manages to thank native Americans for keeping his ancestors alive while also making a joke at how well they survived eurocontact. On the day that's gotten all touchy for the native Americans.

If there were any justice in this world (and there isn't, see Epstein), the online left would be flaying Bob over this

 

[Pointless Pedant]

She's not talking about uighurs, she's claiming common ancestry with native Americans. That should put Bob's thirst in context

Edit: good Lord, I thought I got through the confusing part of that exchange. But no, Bob The Tolerant manages to thank native Americans for keeping his ancestors alive while also making a joke at how well they survived eurocontact. On the day that's gotten all touchy for the native Americans.

If there were any justice in this world (and there isn't, see Epstein), the online left would be flaying Bob over this

They already should have over his rampant classism and bizarre interest in Ayn Rand that makes zero sense given his political allegiance.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

She's not talking about uighurs, she's claiming common ancestry with native Americans. That should put Bob's thirst in context

Edit: good Lord, I thought I got through the confusing part of that exchange. But no, Bob The Tolerant manages to thank native Americans for keeping his ancestors alive while also making a joke at how well they survived eurocontact. On the day that's gotten all touchy for the native Americans.

If there were any justice in this world (and there isn't, see Epstein), the online left would be flaying Bob over this

I read it more as his family doing better than the Puritans did.

Did Blobby boy forget that the "Skipping Grandma's Funeral" thing was written in his book.

I thought he skipped it to get an air conditioner installed, not to play vidya. That might be what he's using to discredit the post.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I read it more as his family doing better than the Puritans did.


I thought he skipped it to get an air conditioner installed, not to play vidya. That might be what he's using to discredit the post.

The Air Conditioner thing was Blob's excuse for skipping it

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I'm not entirely sure what to say...I guess Bob is part black now?

Spoiler: Jiggabob

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Does anyone have any idea what he's talking about?

Blob is taking credit for the achievements of his ancestors and then hitting on a woman he'll never fucking meet because she's in China which is a long way from the basement.

I guarantee he attempted to masturbate to her reply.

 

[instythot]

Blob is taking credit for the achievements of his ancestors and then hitting on a woman he'll never fucking meet because she's in China which is a long way from the basement.

I guarantee he attempted to masturbate to her reply.

You know, Bob might have a better chance than most of us with RealSexyCyborg. He does have the body type, haircut and fashion sense of a butch lesbian, after all. Just get rid of that beard, Bobby

 

[Jarolleon]

The context of "natural law" here is biology and anatomy, aka, the same context as the law of gravity, the physical underpinnings of the universe. Bob is arguing that what is physical reality can be dismissed without understanding it becuz scientists can work their science magic on that shit to change it. But scientists can't change shit (actually effect, not change, scientists don't change the laws of physics, they work within them) until they observe and understand what the physical reality of it is in the first place, which denying that reality makes impossible. This is the problem with repeating "trans women are women" like an idpol magic spell to banish wrongthink when people talk about how there are physical differences between the sexes.

In short, Bob and his ilk are the ones who are more akin to the Westboro Baptist Church in this scenario, using the name of science (or natural law) to push an agenda that cold, impersonal science doesn't care about. Science doesn't assign moral values to gay marriage or gender pronouns.

Or you could have a system where the plebs must believe "trans women are women" while the scientists have the freedom to think outside the box to develop the means to make it so. Just so long as the scientists hide their outside-the-box thinking behind paywalls and jargon, and publicly repeat the mantra.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

A loathsome troglodyte would assume that FilmRobert had a bad thanksgiving. In reality FilmRobert had a brilliant Thanksgiving OWNING the loathsome troglodytes.

Spoiler: Happy Thanksgiving

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Dude, it's fucking Thanksgiving here. I've had as nice a day with family and friends as can be managed with you buzzards clawing at my notifications, I'm trying to relax with some pie - do you have NOTHING else to do? https://t.co/QoY43aGrKG”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“That second one is a bit subjective. Other two didnt happen, though. https://t.co/VP694b3ali”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Me specifically? Probably not. Envious of something I have - even if it's only a confidence they feel I'm in no way deserving? Absolutely. Why else all the attention? It's not like there's a price on me. https://t.co/vcuUATKqG7”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Nah 👍 https://t.co/05jJVcFHfi”

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Indeed. Robert spending the day getting buttmad at nobodies making fun of him over Twitter is totally a great example of a happy Thanksgiving.

Normal people are for sure envious of Robert spending thanksgiving arguing with people on twitter.

There’s so much to be envious of Cinema Robert

• Obese
• Diabetic
• Basement dweller
• Misogynist
• Eugenics supporter

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He's saying he's descendend from people who worked as indentured servants (which are distinct from slaves and were not generally African) to a Pilgrim or Puritan. He's claimed to be descended from some guy who fell off the Mayflower, so I dunno, I guess it's possible to check and see if he's lying.

I knew the bit about his supposed Mayflower connection. The "indentured servant" part is new to me so at your suggestion I did look it up. According to Wikipedia, take that for what you will, there were only two indentured servants on the Mayflower. The first died on the way over, age 7, the other made it all the way and became a boat captain.

Spoiler: Deets on the captain

The captain, who's name is Richard More, once saved the colonists at Cape Fear by braving the treacherous waters surrounding it and bringing food and clothing to them when others refused. He dug his own well and let others drink from it. He fought off the French when they prevented colonists from fishing. He married twice and had seven kids. He is the longest living male survivor of the Mayflower voyage and is the only member to have his gravestone still standing over his grave.

Lastly, he took the name Richard More as his penis was of exquisite proportion of length, shape, and girth that made all the fly honeys scream out for MORE of that DICK! *citation needed*

So if we're going to take Bobbyboi at his word, and newcomers you never, NEVER should, he's a direct descendant from, what I would call, a total upstanding Chad. Why would Bob gloat about this when he is what he is and lives like he lives? Because he's dumb. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Of course, what he's really saying is "Oh God I need to grind my walrus-flesh on your Asian snatch."

Yo deserve to be re-thrown into that alligator River for summoning up that imagery. The smell of Cheetos, back sweat, and silicone...*shudders*

 

[John Carmack]

You know, Bob might have a better chance than most of us with RealSexyCyborg. He does have the body type, haircut and fashion sense of a butch lesbian, after all. Just get rid of that beard, Bobby

I'm pretty sure she's married to a white dude. I remember her getting angry that a Vice journalist reported it.

 

[instythot]

I'm pretty sure she's married to a white dude. I remember her getting angry that a Vice journalist reported it.

She also tweeted "I don't fuck men" earlier this week

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I'm pretty sure she's married to a white dude. I remember her getting angry that a Vice journalist reported it.

Bet she cranks out the next supreme gentleman

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

She also tweeted "I don't fuck men" earlier this week

Well according to Bob whites aren't actually people so maybe this is some of that dog whistling I keep hearing about?

 

[instythot]

Not to be taken as rubbing anyone's face in it, I just thought we could all use confirmation of the "Bob is thirsty for a lesbian on the other side of the world" context. Couldn't find the "I love men, I don't fuck men" tweet in the few minutes I was looking

Also, that last one looks almost directed at Bob, even though I know that's not true

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

A little bit late on this, but no Bob, i dont hate you because I ain't you. Sure, I stream on Twitch to like, no viewers and I occasionally make YouTube videos that languish in obscurity, but I'd rather play to the tiny theater that is my immediate friend group than be a tiny bit like you.

Mostly because that means I actually have friends.

 

[existencialdispointment]

Hey, we might have some fun later, the Hbomber fag just made a post giving Bob a flick in the ear.

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I did't crop all of the political diatribe from the asshole, but it's pretty much "if you are ok with people being exploited in forigner countries, you are a racist".

Of course no one in their right mind should give two shits about what these limp dicks think about anything, but the fun part is that Moviebob tends to lose his shit whenever a popular person "on the left" gives him a hard time. And he can't even peg this fag as a "dirtbag left" or anything of the sorts, he is one the guys his audience looks up to (how sad is that?).

The beauty of this is that Bob can't dismiss it as nobody, he can't attack back with the Nazi calling, and he can't pull out withou looking like a huge pussy. Mind you, it isn't the first time Hbomber had a go with Bob, and it went pretty bad for Bob, so let's see how this plays out.

EDIT: Motherfucker answered just as I posted. Anyway, oh-HO, look who wore the big boy pants today:

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So Robert didn't bitch out, but let's see how Robert feels after the bread cult runs him over.

Edit 2: Aaaannd Robert bitches out:

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Robert tried to hold strong with the "so, you gonna keep me calling me names punk?" just to end in "Don't worry Hbomber sempai, we are cool ☺."

And "moraly complicated but tasty holyday"... Jesus fuck Robert, no wonder you won't ever fuck in your entire life...

hbomb and film robert having a fight? cute. also his racism towards middleclass white people was completely skipped over in favor of poor people in other countries. Yep they both are totally not racists at all.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yo deserve to be re-thrown into that alligator River for summoning up that imagery. The smell of Cheetos, back sweat, and silicone...*shudders*

To be blessed with the Second Sight is both gift and curse, my dear infidel.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Not to be taken as rubbing anyone's face in it, I just thought we could all use confirmation of the "Bob is thirsty for a lesbian on the other side of the world" context. Couldn't find the "I love men, I don't fuck men" tweet in the few minutes I was looking

Also, that last one looks almost directed at Bob, even though I know that's not true

"Lesbian" my ass

 

[Bolo]

This Naomi Wu woman is such a fucking headache. I've read the article she said she was being "outed" as homosexual, and it is the faintest thing, I had to read the thing twice to even get to "oh, i guess she isn't straigh...maybe?", but even so, nobody would give a shit.

And guess what, nobody gave a shit. Talk all you want about how chinese culture is different form western Wu, the article came out and the chinese goverment didn't care, you are not being persecuted and you have been screaming for months about it, so much that she even decided that it was a good idea to dox one of the journalists you talked to ( it wasn't the article writer, Sarah Jeong, racist twitter chic who got into the New York times later), and that is why she lost her patreon.

Mind you, Jeong and Vox are also pieces of shit, there was no need to be even faint about this woman sexuality when the story was about tech, then again Naomi Wu didn't need to have such a huge freak out because there was next to nothing in the article (or nothing at all), hence why there was no blow back in China, so everyone in this story sucks.

But that is just how Naomi Wu rolls, a while back a CEO of Maker Media (forgot the guy's name) called out that she was fake news, and she screamed and whinned so much that the dude had to take all back and do the "I'm sorry on twitter" dance. And she does that everytime someone even doubts her a little bit, going over feminism rants and all that good stuff on twitter, even though on China stuff like #metoo is censored and looked down upon by the goverment there... so much for being afraid of it huh?

But the funny thing is, this guy who called her out wasn't wrong, anyone with two functional brain cells can tell that it isn't just her tits that are fake.

She can code, build, learn english and post in perfect grammar on reddit and afford a expensive workshop without ever working in the tech industry in any capacity, If you guys want, you can check this archive with all the weird things related to Wu here.

Also, she sucks cock. Don't know how long they can keep this jig up, but this will blow out sooner or later, and it might be fun.