Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Ironically enough, conflict is what strengthens individual human beings- by being challenged, and rising to those challenges, we grow as people. Yet, look at Robert Chipman. He has stagnated. He could have been the next Yahtzee with a little elbow grease and rising to the challenges of e-fame. But he chose to wallow in his mediocrity. He may have even been expecting someone else (such as his audience or his employers) to carry his fat ass to the heady heights of e-fame, much like how he expects someone else to develop the technologies that'll turn the moon into an extraterrestrial wheat farm.


I listened to the podcast reading Brick by Brick last night and realized some things about Bob that I didn't know before. Relatively speaking, he had an extremely privileged and comfortable upbringing. First example (and one that he probably takes totally for granted) is simply having a childhood home at all, let alone a childhood home that he was allowed to live in until he decided to move out of at age thirty-one. He grew up in a two-parent home, both parents had steady employment, weren't drug addicts, and were able (and willing) to afford him his little gaming gadgets on top of making sure his basic needs were comfortably met. His family are close-knit enough to all take turns staying with grandma at the hospital, and as we saw more recently, they're even willing to dogpile on some guy on the internet for making fun of Bob a little bit (however ill-advised the dogpiling may have been). Geographically, he was also raised in an area with a lot more opportunity than many other parts of the country, and came of age during a time of enormous economic prosperity. Also, he's a white cis male, so by his own standards he has the Holy Grail of privilege.

So, hey, Bob: with that bounty of privilege, why have you only gone as far as you have in life? You're a Z-list e-celeb (better-known for your dumbassery on Twitter rather than your actual movie reviews) who lives in a shitty one-room basement apartment in suburban Boston at age 38. You don't travel, you're not in a relationship, and you think empty beer and soda cans are the height of home decor. Could it be that you're not as smart and 'elite' as you think you are? There are people who started with way less who went way further.

Oh, and, those Midwestern mayonnaise ghoul farmers definitely have way more money than you will ever have.
 
Even Something Awful hates him, and they're (occasionally) funny about it.

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I listened to the podcast reading Brick by Brick last night and realized some things about Bob that I didn't know before. Relatively speaking, he had an extremely privileged and comfortable upbringing. First example (and one that he probably takes totally for granted) is simply having a childhood home at all, let alone a childhood home that he was allowed to live in until he decided to move out of at age thirty-one. He grew up in a two-parent home, both parents had steady employment, weren't drug addicts, and were able (and willing) to afford him his little gaming gadgets on top of making sure his basic needs were comfortably met. His family are close-knit enough to all take turns staying with grandma at the hospital, and as we saw more recently, they're even willing to dogpile on some guy on the internet for making fun of Bob a little bit (however ill-advised the dogpiling may have been). Geographically, he was also raised in an area with a lot more opportunity than many other parts of the country, and came of age during a time of enormous economic prosperity. Also, he's a white cis male, so by his own standards he has the Holy Grail of privilege.

So, hey, Bob: with that bounty of privilege, why have you only gone as far as you have in life? You're a Z-list e-celeb (better-known for your dumbassery on Twitter rather than your actual movie reviews) who lives in a shitty one-room basement apartment in suburban Boston at age 38. You don't travel, you're not in a relationship, and you think empty beer and soda cans are the height of home decor. Could it be that you're not as smart and 'elite' as you think you are? There are people who started with way less who went way further.

Oh, and, those Midwestern mayonnaise ghoul farmers definitely have way more money than you will ever have.
To be fair the rent prices in Boston are fucking insane and there are also zero places to park. The whole Northeast has places like that where it's not feasible to live by yourself because nothing is affordable. And if someone does have a place to themselves and are not married, their parents are usually helping pay the rent. It's less of a status symbol and more of a burden, especially if there's no real good reason outside of just being away from your parents. Buying a house out in suburbia is far more ideal but even those are way out of reach for more people than they were generations before.
 
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To be fair the rent prices in Boston are fucking insane and there are also zero places to park. The whole Northeast has places like that where it's not feasible to live by yourself because nothing is affordable. And if someone does have a place to themselves and are not married, their parents are usually helping pay the rent. It's less of a status symbol and more of a burden, especially if there's no real good reason outside of just being away from your parents. Buying a house out in suburbia is far more ideal but even those are way out of reach for more people than they were generations before.


Does he even live in Boston proper, though? His brother Chris lives in Lynn, and that's also where their parents live.

Here's the data on rental unit prices (including utilities) for Lynn:

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Prices are pretty comparable to my neighborhood in Chicago. I'm 11 years younger than him and I don't have parents paying my way. I don't even have a 'childhood home' to fall back on. If he can only afford a studio he's not making much money. I normally wouldn't dunk on someone just for being poor/poorer than me but it's just funny when this guy unironically calls himself 'coastal elite' and constantly trashes huge portions of the US population and says they're 'inferior' to him when he can't even afford to spend $1k+ a month on better housing with no kids, no significant other, not even any pets, and he doesn't even spend money on things like travel.
 
I listened to the podcast reading Brick by Brick last night and realized some things about Bob that I didn't know before. Relatively speaking, he had an extremely privileged and comfortable upbringing. First example (and one that he probably takes totally for granted) is simply having a childhood home at all, let alone a childhood home that he was allowed to live in until he decided to move out of at age thirty-one. He grew up in a two-parent home, both parents had steady employment, weren't drug addicts, and were able (and willing) to afford him his little gaming gadgets on top of making sure his basic needs were comfortably met. His family are close-knit enough to all take turns staying with grandma at the hospital, and as we saw more recently, they're even willing to dogpile on some guy on the internet for making fun of Bob a little bit (however ill-advised the dogpiling may have been). Geographically, he was also raised in an area with a lot more opportunity than many other parts of the country, and came of age during a time of enormous economic prosperity. Also, he's a white cis male, so by his own standards he has the Holy Grail of privilege.

So, hey, Bob: with that bounty of privilege, why have you only gone as far as you have in life? You're a Z-list e-celeb (better-known for your dumbassery on Twitter rather than your actual movie reviews) who lives in a shitty one-room basement apartment in suburban Boston at age 38. You don't travel, you're not in a relationship, and you think empty beer and soda cans are the height of home decor. Could it be that you're not as smart and 'elite' as you think you are? There are people who started with way less who went way further.

Oh, and, those Midwestern mayonnaise ghoul farmers definitely have way more money than you will ever have.
But... the future he EARNED...
 
Does he even live in Boston proper, though? His brother Chris lives in Lynn, and that's also where their parents live.

Here's the data on rental unit prices (including utilities) for Lynn:

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Prices are pretty comparable to my neighborhood in Chicago. I'm 11 years younger than him and I don't have parents paying my way. I don't even have a 'childhood home' to fall back on. If he can only afford a studio he's not making much money. I normally wouldn't dunk on someone just for being poor/poorer than me but it's just funny when this guy unironically calls himself 'coastal elite' and constantly trashes huge portions of the US population and says they're 'inferior' to him when he can't even afford to spend $1k+ a month on better housing with no kids, no significant other, not even any pets, and he doesn't even spend money on things like travel.
He calls himself a Coastal Elite but I don't even think he believes it.

It makes me wonder what would happen if someone tried to help Bob, would you get a Wingsofredemption type cataclysm where everyone involved regrets offering help, or would he benefit and better himself?
 
Does he even live in Boston proper, though? His brother Chris lives in Lynn, and that's also where their parents live.

Here's the data on rental unit prices (including utilities) for Lynn:

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Prices are pretty comparable to my neighborhood in Chicago. I'm 11 years younger than him and I don't have parents paying my way. I don't even have a 'childhood home' to fall back on. If he can only afford a studio he's not making much money. I normally wouldn't dunk on someone just for being poor/poorer than me but it's just funny when this guy unironically calls himself 'coastal elite' and constantly trashes huge portions of the US population and says they're 'inferior' to him when he can't even afford to spend $1k+ a month on better housing with no kids, no significant other, not even any pets, and he doesn't even spend money on things like travel.
I don't think he unironically calls himself a coastal elite- because he is at whatever economic level he is at. He does however act like he's better than any flyover inhabitent- culturally, educationally, more worldly, whatever. But he doesn't think he's one of the coastal elite because he's not in the 1%. He doesn't understand (or pretends not to understand) that its not just economic class that can make one be lumped in with the coastal elites.

Tldr, he's a temporarily embarrased coastal elite.
 
The UK exit polls shows the further left of the 2 main parties, Labour taking an embarrassing loss. Robert is obviously upset by this and is DESTROYING the British Ghouls who rejected the true and honest superior future. Also offers some big-brained advice for the UK leftist ghouls.
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Remember "thinkers":
>Mindlessly eat-up everything with a marvel or disney logo on it
>Have a complete intolerance for opposing opinions
>Mindlessly vote and eat up any promoted leftist content
>Mindlessly believes everything the MSM says
>Live in echo chambers

"Believers":
> Disagree with Robert

Also great advice Robert. I'm sure the Labour Party would flourish by completely abandoning and vilifying the main demographic they've been targeting since their inception and focusing on racial and economic minority groups. Look at well it worked for them so far!!
 
The UK exit polls shows the further left of the 2 main parties, Labour taking an embarrassing loss. Robert is obviously upset by this and is DESTROYING the British Ghouls who rejected the true and honest superior future. Also offers some big-brained advice for the UK leftist ghouls.
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Remember "thinkers":
>Mindlessly eat-up everything with a marvel or disney logo on it
>Have a complete intolerance for opposing opinions
>Mindlessly vote and eat up any promoted leftist content
>Mindlessly believes everything the MSM says
>Live in echo chambers

"Believers":
> Disagree with Robert

Also great advice Robert. I'm sure the Labour Party would flourish by completely abandoning and vilifying the main demographic they've been targeting since their inception and focusing on racial and economic minority groups. Look at well it worked for them so far!!
We'll have to wait till "the polls close" to get further hot takes.
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I didn't even plan for it but the first comment after clicking the tweet were people telling Bobbyboi that the polls have in fact been closed for hours now.

And now for yummy salt:

LMAO :story:
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I, for one, cannot wait for the LARPing to commence
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And of course this would not be complete without a barely passing tranny telling Robert he's dun goofed.
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We'll have to wait till "the polls close" to get further hot takes.
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I didn't even plan for it but the first comment after clicking the tweet were people telling Bobbyboi that the polls have in fact been closed for hours now.

And now for yummy salt:

LMAO :story:
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I, for one, cannot wait for the LARPing to commence
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And of course this would not be complete without a barely passing tranny telling Robert he's dun goofed.
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After being informed that the polls closed Robert delivered a vague hot take:
I think Robert has decided that direct democracy is bad again. Who would've thunk that Robert would change it after an election doesn't go the way he wants it to go?
 
After being informed that the polls closed Robert delivered a vague hot take:
I think Robert has decided that direct democracy is bad again. Who would've thunk that Robert would change it after an election doesn't go the way he wants it to go?
Oh wow, another political left party getting its ass kicked because of their smug elitism. Who would've guess that coming? Nice to know British people are rejecting the same nonsense the Democrats have that Bob fetishes over.

To go off topic, does anyone know when Brexit is supposed to happen? With the Conservatives winning, I gotta a feeling they're going to make it official whenever it's supposed to happened.
 
The UK exit polls shows the further left of the 2 main parties, Labour taking an embarrassing loss. Robert is obviously upset by this and is DESTROYING the British Ghouls who rejected the true and honest superior future. Also offers some big-brained advice for the UK leftist ghouls.
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Remember "thinkers":
>Mindlessly eat-up everything with a marvel or disney logo on it
>Have a complete intolerance for opposing opinions
>Mindlessly vote and eat up any promoted leftist content
>Mindlessly believes everything the MSM says
>Live in echo chambers

"Believers":
> Disagree with Robert

Also great advice Robert. I'm sure the Labour Party would flourish by completely abandoning and vilifying the main demographic they've been targeting since their inception and focusing on racial and economic minority groups. Look at well it worked for them so far!!
Bobby is really dumb if he's actually going to call himself a thinker; he can't even identify what the Labour Party and Conservative Party are called, let alone their platform. Heads up you Beetus riddled boobie; Labour was the party of the ghouls you fucking hate since they were supposed to be for the native laborer and worker. Hell, they only went neo-lib due to going pure moonbattery in the 1980s and trying to fix themselves and reinvent.

The Conservatives were the party of elites you utter inwit; ever heard of the Monday Club? What about the fact they represented the upper classes alongside the police and troops? Hell, this is legit more an elite v. elite slapfight given how shit Westminster's been since forever. He is so smoothbrained his lard clogged noggin actually is frictionless.
 
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If I may, a very old quote from Jaimas describes perfectly my feelings on this matter:

...Does anyone else get that feeling of "I certainly am not aroused by this, but I'm fairly sure the writer was when he did this and that makes me uncomfortable?" Because I have that feeling right now, and holy shit, it's only going to get worse.
 
Oh wow, another political left party getting its ass kicked because of their smug elitism. Who would've guess that coming? Nice to know British people are rejecting the same nonsense the Democrats have that Bob fetishes over.

To go off topic, does anyone know when Brexit is supposed to happen? With the Conservatives winning, I gotta a feeling they're going to make it official whenever it's supposed to happened.
iirc Brexit was voted on in 2016, flubbed a few times and was supposed to have an opening discussion with the EU about the terms of leaving two months ago and then they went back to Brussels to ask for yet ANOTHER extension. These general elections, if I'm to understand correctly, were supposed to be the labor party stacking the benches in their favor to vote against what the people of the UK already voted for back in 2016. Their huge loss was not supposed to happen just like Brexit and Trump wasn't supposed to happen. *shocked_pikachu.tiff*

Now take this with a grain of salt as I am a cyclops from flyover country and can only read the runes so I may have missed some of the nuance of Bongland Calamity.
 
The UK exit polls shows the further left of the 2 main parties, Labour taking an embarrassing loss. Robert is obviously upset by this and is DESTROYING the British Ghouls who rejected the true and honest superior future. Also offers some big-brained advice for the UK leftist ghouls.
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Remember "thinkers":
>Mindlessly eat-up everything with a marvel or disney logo on it
>Have a complete intolerance for opposing opinions
>Mindlessly vote and eat up any promoted leftist content
>Mindlessly believes everything the MSM says
>Live in echo chambers

"Believers":
> Disagree with Robert

Also great advice Robert. I'm sure the Labour Party would flourish by completely abandoning and vilifying the main demographic they've been targeting since their inception and focusing on racial and economic minority groups. Look at well it worked for them so far!!
"The Labour Party lost the election because they tried to get too many votes. If they want to win, they should deliberately put forward a platform that appeals to less people and pisses more people off." -Robert "The Thinker" Chipman
 
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Bob getting sympathy from just the utter dregs of the shit for brain dumbest thorns in the side of the online left.

Waiting for Neera Tanden, The Hoarse Wisperer, and that one lesbian who thinks the Russians invented racism in 2016 solely to hurt Hillary Clinton to come to his defense now.
Mostly men.
 
Oh wow, another political left party getting its ass kicked because of their smug elitism. Who would've guess that coming? Nice to know British people are rejecting the same nonsense the Democrats have that Bob fetishes over.

To go off topic, does anyone know when Brexit is supposed to happen? With the Conservatives winning, I gotta a feeling they're going to make it official whenever it's supposed to happened.
From what I can recall the rough timeline goes something like
>Brexit vote happened in 2016 and May is chosen as the new PM after Cameron steps down
>May triggers article 50 and starts negotiation with the EU
>Somewhere along the lines a motion passes in parliament (might of been sooner or later I cant remember) where they would block brexit if the UK leaves without a deal
>May then decides to call for a general election in 2017 to try and get a majority in parliament (iirc they where only 2 seats away from it)
>The conservatives look like they are about to sweep the election until just a week or two before the release a massively unpopular manifesto that ended up making them lose about 17 seats overall
>This forces May to make a deal with some party in Norther Ireland to form a coalition
>Fast forward almost 2 years later and May finally has a deal to present to parliament, which is soundly rejected
>May tries 3 more times over the course of 3 months and all of her deals are rejected which causes her to step down as PM
>Boris is chosen as the next PM and after a few months he comes back with a new deal which would of passed since but the Northern Irish party they formed a coalition with hated it and refused to agree to it so it ended up failing
>He tries to side step parliament blocking a no-deal brexit by going to the queen (remember the UK is technically a constitutional monarchy) but the UK Supreme Court ends up ruling this as unlawful resulting in everything going back to square 1
>Boris then calls for a general election in September in the hopes that enough conservatives can be voted in to pass his deal
As for when brexit will happen it all depends on if the conservatives get enough seats to be able to pass Boris's deal and deciding on a day to vote on it if they get enough
 
He’s really ignorant about things that are so easy and to get data on. It actually reminds me of something else I was wondering about him, which is: when he talks about the “obsolete mayonnaise ghouls” who are holding back his superior future, where do the poverty-class nonwhites fit into his vision? Are they part of the “America that matters” despite things like generational poverty (as in, families with multiple generations of adults who have never held a job), higher crime rates, lower levels of education, and just generally objectively not contributing much of value? Does he even know that it’s like 13% of all whites who are on some kind of means-tested benefits VS over 40% of blacks? Does he think if we killed all the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls would all the POCs in poverty just suddenly be engineers planning the first moon wheat farm? Is it that his expectations for those groups are so low he just doesn’t even worry about it much, instead taking it as kind of an “it is what it is” thing?
 
Just once I'd like to hear him explain why globalization is good
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Globalism is good because globalism will lead to the Superior Future and the Superior Future is good because Bob will magically get everything he wants and stop being a massive loser in the Superior Future.
Bob has no principles or ideals.
The Superior Future is nothing more than pure childish wish fulfillment when you get down to it.
A pure and perfect place where Bob doesn't fantasize about eating a bullet every day.
Bob, in true smoothbrain fashion, has decided that globalism is the magic wand that will make the Superior Future a reality.
Therefore globalism is the greatest thing ever devised by man.
 
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