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You seriously gonna reference and buy the BS of that book, written by a fucking Brit of all people? I can also bring up the fact the popular "Russians raped dem poor German women" myth was started back in 1945 by the fucking Nazis. As for this Limey faggot, I like to add that he was involved with the publishing of a book called "A Woman in Berlin" in 2005, that book itself is a whole can of worms but that's a different story, and hey WHAT proof did this Limey faggot bring? Oh yeah, claims of the mythical hospital staff, strange how there's no documents or anything else about this mystery staff member, huh? Having seen both books, I'll 90% sure this bastard just used bullshit from the "Woman in Berlin" book which itself was built on many lies and crap it's not even funny. But because this faggot calls himself a historian, nobody is gonna question his ass.
A hell of a lot more people than Antony Beevor back this up, including the testimonies of many, many, many german women, some of whom were important public figures. Besides that we have confessions on the Russian side recorded by Belorusian history Svetlana Alexievich for her book War's Unwomanly Face (pg. 33 & 386) which was written not to demonize the Red Army but to champion the women in it, and the account of Russian writer and former Red Army artillery officer Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn in his poem "Prussian Nights" about what he personally witnessed. Considering that the Soviet Union was covering this stuff up for half a century, I'm not sure what other fucking evidence you're expecting that's more solid than testimony from both sides. Soviet soldier sperm saved in the freezer?

American historians William Hitchcock and Norman Naimark (pg 108-109, 112, 114-115) and British historian Geoffrey Roberts (pg 152-153) have also done extensive research on the subject. American Professor Atina Grossmann has written on the subject as well. British historians Richard Overy also weighed in on the consensus, when Russia banned Beevor's book. On the other side of the issue we've got the very unbiased likes of former Soviet general Makhmut Gareev and Vladimir Putin, who again, was so confident in Soviet apologist arguments against Beevor's book that he banned it so Russian people couldn't read it and decide for themselves.

I've notice that Soviet war crime deniers have a habit of name dropping the Nazis as a source of any information that makes the Soviets look bad, and treat that like an instant win, or like it proves anything at all, because anything a Nazi has ever said must automatically be a lie according to idiot logic, no matter how many other sources agree. Should never have listened to those German rocket scientists who helped us get to the moon.

Mario and Link are firm monarchists. God save the princess.
Bob would be all for an absolute monarchy, as long as the monarch has the right opinions. Hillary can literally be yaaas qween.
 
A hell of a lot more people than Antony Beevor back this up, including the testimonies of many, many, many german women, some of whom were important public figures. Besides that we have confessions on the Russian side recorded by Belorusian history Svetlana Alexievich for her book War's Unwomanly Face (pg. 33 & 386) which was written not to demonize the Red Army but to champion the women in it, and the account of Russian writer and former Red Army artillery officer Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn in his poem "Prussian Nights" about what he personally witnessed. Considering that the Soviet Union was covering this stuff up for half a century, I'm not sure what other fucking evidence you're expecting that's more solid than testimony from both sides. Soviet soldier sperm saved in the freezer?

American historians William Hitchcock and Norman Naimark (pg 108-109, 112, 114-115) and British historian Geoffrey Roberts (pg 152-153) have also done extensive research on the subject. American Professor Atina Grossmann has written on the subject as well. British historians Richard Overy also weighed in on the consensus, when Russia banned Beevor's book. On the other side of the issue we've got the very unbiased likes of former Soviet general Makhmut Gareev and Vladimir Putin, who again, was so confident in Soviet apologist arguments against Beevor's book that he banned it so Russian people couldn't read it and decide for themselves.

I've notice that Soviet war crime deniers have a habit of name dropping the Nazis as a source of any information that makes the Soviets look bad, and treat that like an instant win, or like it proves anything at all, because anything a Nazi has ever said must automatically be a lie according to idiot logic, no matter how many other sources agree. Should never have listened to those German rocket scientists who helped us get to the moon.

Oh fuck this noise hard, because I'm really gonna buy bullshit said by some fucking American and Limey faggots. Oh, and toss in a fucking Belorrusian bitch ontop of it. Really now, all these prominent German bitches kept quiet until 2010, what a fucking coincidence don't you think? Also, you're gonna bring in Solzhenitsyn that lying fucknut, anyone who isn't a young dumb Russian kid know that this guy is full of shit. About banned in Russia, fucking ironic since that book WAS translated into Russian and people could get it and read it for themselves, you know what book wasn't translated into Russian "The Woman nights in Berlin". Also, sure everyone is a Soviet apologist when they call this bullshit, but we can easily buy bullshit spouted by some American and Limey faggots, a Belorrusian bitch and some German bitches who suddenly decided to "speak out". You know why I say this if any Russian historian would have said "All this is a load of crap" you'd be going "Well, they're an apologist!"
 
Oh fuck this noise hard, because I'm really gonna buy bullshit said by some fucking American and Limey faggots. Oh, and toss in a fucking Belorrusian bitch ontop of it. Really now, all these prominent German bitches kept quiet until 2010, what a fucking coincidence don't you think? Also, you're gonna bring in Solzhenitsyn that lying fucknut, anyone who isn't a young dumb Russian kid know that this guy is full of shit. About banned in Russia, fucking ironic since that book WAS translated into Russian and people could get it and read it for themselves, you know what book wasn't translated into Russian "The Woman nights in Berlin". Also, sure everyone is a Soviet apologist when they call this bullshit, but we can easily buy bullshit spouted by some American and Limey faggots, a Belorrusian bitch and some German bitches who suddenly decided to "speak out". You know why I say this if any Russian historian would have said "All this is a load of crap" you'd be going "Well, they're an apologist!"

Soviet Casualties in WW2 were staggering: about 27 million, soldiers and civilians, and the Nazis were fucking brutal in their conquest of Russia. I can totally buy the Russians going full rape-a-palooza in Berlin, because nasty shit like that trends to happen in a war due to revenge. There are no strong good/evil divisions in some wars; it's just two sides slogging it out as viciously as possible, such as when the Romans invaded Britain and deliberately started shit with their queen, then said queen struck back against Roman civilians, pretty much genociding them wherever she found them. We'll never know the true extent of the atrocities in WW2, but it's safe to say that, for the Russians and the Germans, the fight was personal, and many horrible things were done on both sides. It'll probably be impossible to know the exact truth, thanks to the fog of war , and the desire of governments to downplay their own crimes.

Getting back to MovieSlob. I'm trying to figure out his most exceptional take: Saying that the Electoral College should be abolished (and that the resulting disenfranchisement of the middle of the country can be safely ignored,) or that Globalism will be remotely viable as a political system. Most countries are either sheep or wolves, and meshing them all together and giving them all an equal vote is going to end with a lot of dead sheep and a lot of fat wolves. How he thinks a viable Space Program can come of all this is beyond me. The first thing the corrupt shithole nations in the Global World Order are going to do once they belly up to the table is appropriate all of the NASA money so their dictators can add solid gold bathrooms to their summer cottages. Moon Wheat will probably be last on their list of priorities.
 
Soviet Casualties in WW2 were staggering: about 27 million, soldiers and civilians, and the Nazis were fucking brutal in their conquest of Russia. I can totally buy the Russians going full rape-a-palooza in Berlin, because nasty shit like that trends to happen in a war due to revenge. There are no strong good/evil divisions in some wars; it's just two sides slogging it out as viciously as possible, such as when the Romans invaded Britain and deliberately started shit with their queen, then said queen struck back against Roman civilians, pretty much genociding them wherever she found them. We'll never know the true extent of the atrocities in WW2, but it's safe to say that, for the Russians and the Germans, the fight was personal, and many horrible things were done on both sides. It'll probably be impossible to know the exact truth, thanks to the fog of war , and the desire of governments to downplay their own crimes.

Fair enough, just I take personal issue when the best "sources" are a bunch of Limeys and Yanks and other gits, with some just having a grudge against the USSR. Its really hard not to say "Oh, fucking bullshit", while incidents of rape MAY have occured there were strict orders from the Soviet Higher ups that no civilian was to be touched or harmed during the attack on Berlin and any soldiers/officers fuck even Generals went against said order their ass would be instantly arrested and court martialed. But, this is offtopic, so back to Bobo.
 
Bob would be all for an absolute monarchy, as long as the monarch has the right opinions. Hillary can literally be yaaas qween.
unfortunately for him, the UK has been a constitutional monarchy since 1688, i.e. the sovereign monarch is subject to the same law same as everybody else
and since the Parliament Acts of 1911 and 1949, the sovereign monarch's executive power is limited to saying 'yes' or 'no' to a prospective Prime Minister who wants to form a Parliament, and saying 'yes' or 'no' laws drawn up by Parliament; the last time a monarch said 'no' to the latter was in 1703

basically, all the power lies with the House of Commons, the nation's biggest collection of plum-mouthed gobshites, cranks, liars, bullies and psychopaths
 
unfortunately for him, the UK has been a constitutional monarchy since 1688, i.e. the sovereign monarch is subject to the same law same as everybody else
and since the Parliament Acts of 1911 and 1949, the sovereign monarch's executive power is limited to saying 'yes' or 'no' to a prospective Prime Minister who wants to form a Parliament, and saying 'yes' or 'no' laws drawn up by Parliament; the last time a monarch said 'no' to the latter was in 1703

basically, all the power lies with the House of Commons, the nation's biggest collection of plum-mouthed gobshites, cranks, liars, bullies and psychopaths
The British and Canadian constitutions do allow the citizenry to petition the crown for intervention, but the current fossilized cunt of a queen steadfastly refuses to intercede in Canadian affairs. There was a petition with well over 20 million signatures appealing for the crown to stop the federal sales tax from being imposed in Canada, and she flat out said she wouldn’t get involved, and to this day we are stuck with it.
 
The British and Canadian constitutions do allow the citizenry to petition the crown for intervention, but the current fossilized cunt of a queen steadfastly refuses to intercede in Canadian affairs. There was a petition with well over 20 million signatures appealing for the crown to stop the federal sales tax from being imposed in Canada, and she flat out said she wouldn’t get involved, and to this day we are stuck with it.
that figures - these days they don't give a flying fuck about anything outside the British Isles and leave overseas territories to their own devices; if Canada, Australia or anywhere else were to declare total independence, chances are they'd be OK with it
 
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that figures - these days they don't give a flying fuck about anything outside the British Isles and leave overseas territories to their own devices; if Canada, Australia or anywhere else were to declare total independence, chances are they'd be OK with it
The fact that the queen gave royal assent to the 1982 constitution of Canada shows she doesn’t care at all. She basically agreed to making Canada a banana republic by signing off on that.
 
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Oh fuck this noise hard, because I'm really gonna buy bullshit said by some fucking American and Limey faggots. Oh, and toss in a fucking Belorrusian bitch ontop of it. Really now, all these prominent German bitches kept quiet until 2010, what a fucking coincidence don't you think? Also, you're gonna bring in Solzhenitsyn that lying fucknut, anyone who isn't a young dumb Russian kid know that this guy is full of shit. About banned in Russia, fucking ironic since that book WAS translated into Russian and people could get it and read it for themselves, you know what book wasn't translated into Russian "The Woman nights in Berlin". Also, sure everyone is a Soviet apologist when they call this bullshit, but we can easily buy bullshit spouted by some American and Limey faggots, a Belorrusian bitch and some German bitches who suddenly decided to "speak out". You know why I say this if any Russian historian would have said "All this is a load of crap" you'd be going "Well, they're an apologist!"

But what if you’re not taking the conspiracy far enough?? What if the nazis weren’t real at all? What if Stalin was just FDR in a muumuu? What if the HOLOCAUST was a HOAX?!
 
that figures - these days they don't give a flying fuck about anything outside the British Isles and leave overseas territories to their own devices; if Canada, Australia or anywhere else were to declare total independence, chances are they'd be OK with it
So why don’t they? What good does this weird fuckbuddy relationship do for either side?
 
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So why don’t they? What good does this weird fuckbuddy relationship do for either side?
it's historical (these countries were once British colonies) and it continues due to indifference on both sides - Canada, Australia etc., being autonomous, cost the UK next to nothing in money and resources, so they have no interest in severing contact, and Canada, Australia etc. are not nationalistic enough to want total independence
 
Maybe one of our dear Britfags can explain this to me, which Bob (of course) never mentions, not once: why are all the British lefties (and American leftoids like Bob) shrieking on Twitter today completely ignoring Corbyn's raging hardon for Jew hatred? Also -- and I only found out about this in the last couple of days -- no one is mentioning that he slobbered all over the IRA's knob for years on end. Are these things ... just not relevant? When I see someone lamenting "Oh, the politics of hate won the day!" I can't quite process it.

The antisemitism was brought up fairly often in British media, to the point there was a whole thing about him not apologizing, until he did apologize on morning TV in the most smug, patronizing way ever ("Of course, I'm sorry..."). Labour supporters, or what remains of them, refused to accept the allegations and took Corbyn at his word that he was dealing with the racism in the party, despite a high ranking Rabbi out right telling people not to vote for him. To combat this, the Left started accusing the Conservatives and dragging up decade old articles of Boris' where he used the term 'letterbox' in reference to Muslim head dresses. I'm not sure if you're aware of Question Time, it's a political show where members of the public and ask questions of politicians, and there was a black woman on it during the election who outright dismissed the claims of antisemitism because Corbyn has black women in his political cabinet. So that's the exceptionalism and mental gymnastics that the left were using to dismiss any kind of negative press about Corbyn and his attitudes towards the Jewish Community.

The IRA thing did come up after the stabbing on London Bridge, but the Left just changed the conversation there again. They were somewhat aided by the victim's left leaning father, who rather than blame the guy who stabbed his son, used his own child's death as a platform to condemn the current government. So they blamed Boris for politicizing the event, for trying to introduce harsher sentences against the will of the victim and largely ignored Corbyn's soft approach to terrorism and defense.

Even Corbyn himself, despite having to step down, doesn't accept any fault for the resounding failure. The whole thing has been blamed squarely on Brexit.
 
Semi-OT, but someone I know at work dropped the "consoomer" meme in a conversation about Disney Star Wars. I don't know if he's actually familiar with MovieBob, but that meme is still spreading, praise Allah.

It was perfect for the topic at hand, too. Bob is the Platonic ideal of the consoomer and should be known as such.
 
it's historical (these countries were once British colonies) and it continues due to indifference on both sides - Canada, Australia etc., being autonomous, cost the UK next to nothing in money and resources, so they have no interest in severing contact, and Canada, Australia etc. are not nationalistic enough to want total independence
America, Fuck Yeah!

Don't worry, fam, when the EU Marxists come after you, we got your back! Hopefully. 😟
 
I don't know why John liked this but he did and Bob immediately came.
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This is what BigB was responding to.
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I checked and John didn't like or retweet the Everything-I-Don't-Like-Is-A-Nazi tweet so I'm not entirely sure why Bob correcting some anon sped where he lives, something almost anyone should know who follows him or has heard him when he slips up and uses his accent, other than John thought "That was a darn good zinger!" maybe? This guy, on the other hand, did both!
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Someone wants daddy's cummies
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Aaron is a true fan and I'm glad that Bobbyboi has brought us all together.
Bob also didn't correct BigB about his "pedigree". So does he just assume that being from Bahstin, well...a suburb of Bahstain, carries no pedigree and therefore no correction given or the fact that he is from Bosstone mean that he's just rolling in the status? Maybe he just got confused by the word pedigree and new he had BigB on his actual location so he went for the easy target? These are the mysteries...
 
I don't know why John liked this but he did and Bob immediately came.
I checked and John didn't like or retweet the Everything-I-Don't-Like-Is-A-Nazi tweet so I'm not entirely sure why Bob correcting some anon sped where he lives, something almost anyone should know who follows him or has heard him when he slips up and uses his accent, other than John thought "That was a darn good zinger!" maybe? This guy, on the other hand, did both!
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Bob also didn't correct BigB about his "pedigree". So does he just assume that being from Bahstin, well...a suburb of Bahstain, carries no pedigree and therefore no correction given or the fact that he is from Bosstone mean that he's just rolling in the status? Maybe he just got confused by the word pedigree and new he had BigB on his actual location so he went for the easy target? These are the mysteries...
So moviebob is what Aaron evolves into once he gains enough XP?
 
And let's end this by having Robert flexing his revenge/homicidal fantasies.

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Such a badass, bet he tweeted that while crushing some puss.
Others have pointed out the historical inaccuracies but I also would like to point out that this would very specifically be a significant war crime under the Geneva Conventions. It's one thing to not make the distinction while in active combat against opposing forces it's another to do so as Cinema Roberto suggests after what I presume is their surrender.

Did Film Robert suggest firebombing, say, Fallujah and figuring out who were the insurgents after as well?

edit: Also want to point out that what Blob is suggesting doing here actually has been too far for legit war criminals and people outright engaged in ethnic cleansing in recent decades. The Movie Blob has lower standards of human rights than Somali Warlords.
 
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