Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I really wanna know how much The Escapist pays for bob's drivel.

If they're paying him in anything but potato skins and coffee grounds it's too much.

 

[Puck]

Within which Bob threatens to shoot someone. Robert the Blob, fastest gun slightly north of Boston.

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Nice to see blob spent his holidays ignoring his family and getting angry at strangers online lmao

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

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Oh Blob...You are going to be lucky to make it to 50.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob knows all about addiction! He has close friends who died from their addictions. Nice story Bob, but I don't believe you've had a close friend since middle school. I guess Chris counts, but he's still alive.

Bob always says shit like that when people call him out on something. "I have relatives who live in X/did X/died of X" He's so full of it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob always says shit like that when people call him out on something. "I have relatives who live in X/did X/died of X" He's so full of it.

Even if those relatives existed, he avoided them when they were alive to play video games, and when they were dead to buy air conditioners. He never gave a fuck about those people. They might as well have been random strangers. He has no claim to their stories.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What this is in reference to is hysterical
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Bob really has sympathy for drug addicts. Just ignore all the shit he posted showing otherwise, including the cap of one of his tweets right fucking here
(sidenote why did he spell elegies like that?)
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YOU dont know what STUPID means
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This is just fucking dumb
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Bob was wrong about star wars, so anyone else saying its petered out is wrong too
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Of all the paste eating... are we sure he doesn't mean "Eulogy"?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Even if those relatives existed, he avoided them when they were alive to play video games, and when they were dead to buy air conditioners. He never gave a fuck about those people. They might as well have been random strangers. He has no claim to their stories.

Careful now. Bob and his equally retarded brother might just contact your employer because you attacked their grieving family. You wouldn't want them to both have meltdowns on Twitter when they fail to get you fired.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Literally the entire reason why Joker was considered controversial was because it showed a white man suffering. That's why the left was up in arms about it, and why the media was trying to egg on a mass shooting to occur at a screening of it. All so they could rally that one point home.

You have to wonder how a film like Taxi Driver would be received if it was released today. Asshurt faggots like Bob would probably be burning down theaters to prevent showings of it.

There's a great video about why people like Bob hate The Joker.

The TL DW: It shows the MSM in a negative light, and their targets in a sympathetic light.
I don't know how accurate the video is because I've not seen the Joker myself, but the critics hadn't seen it when they decided to start fear mongering about how it was going to cause a mass shooting.

As for how past films would be received today, I agree there would be a scorched earth campaign against them. But it's far more likely the film wouldn't be made at all. Just look at Ghostbusters compared to the "Answer The Call". That mindset is going away as more and more studios realize getting woke = going broke, they still want to pander to the Chinese government market.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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Can ANYONE make sense of this
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The dumbest thing he has written in some time
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Bob gives himself another 40-60 YEARS? With his drinking habits and his love of Sink Chicken, He'll be lucky if his stomach doesn't explode within the next five.

As for his "Little Women" review, is he implying that the original book that Louisa May Alcott wrote was crap? Because the Godfather book certainly was, and Coppola was largely credited with turning the story into a masterpiece by excising a bunch of unnecessary sideplots and making a sequel that apologized for the rosy depiction of gangsters in the original book/movie.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Let’s be honest, Bob’s got 5-10 years left in him if he continues to aggressively eat unhealthy food and not exercise.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob supporting child abuse.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Here’s Bob supporting child abuse.
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This makes me wonder if Bob will abuse his neices if they have the "wrong" political alignment.

EDIT: The original tweet Blob replied to was a joke, but now it's worse that he may take a joke tweet as a call to action to abuse kids.

 

[Mola Ram]

This makes me wonder if Bob will abuse his neices if they have the "wrong" political alignment

I wouldn't worry about it. I kinda doubt he's going to live long enough to see them develop adult political opinions.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Here’s Bob supporting child abuse.
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Why'd you have a kid if you were gonna beat him for being white? You know if you're white, your kid's gonna be white. (I know the OP is a joke tweet but Blob is taking the message literally for some reason.)

 

[Water-T]

This makes me wonder if Bob will abuse his neices if they have the "wrong" political alignment.

It's ok. By the time they are old enough to form their own opinion, Blob won't have any feet to chase them with.

 

[Neko GF]

I wouldn't worry about it. I kinda doubt he's going to live long enough to see them develop adult political opinions.

It's ok. By the time they are old enough to form their own opinion, Blob won't have any feet to chase them with.

That's where you're wrong, friendos. Robert is going to live for another 60 years, so he will likely see his brother's kids develop the correct political views and hate the loathsome troglodytes as much he does. And in the event that they do engage in wrongthink, he will have no problem chasing them down with the robotic body that supreme leader AOC will surely upload his "immortal conscious" into.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's where you're wrong, friendos. Robert is going to live for another 60 years, so he will likely see his brother's kids develop the correct political views and hate the loathsome troglodytes as much he does. And in the event that they do engage in wrongthink, he will have no problem chasing them down with the robotic body supreme leader AOC will surely upload his "immortal conscious" into.

"They call me ROBOT Chipman!"

 

[thismanlies]

Here’s Bob supporting child abuse.
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Remember kids, no bad tactics. And yes, that rule applies to children.

 

[Water-T]

That's where you're wrong, friendos. Robert is going to live for another 60 years, so he will likely see his brother's kids develop the correct political views and hate the loathsome troglodytes as much he does. And in the event that they do engage in wrongthink, he will have no problem chasing them down with the robotic body supreme leader AOC will surely upload his "immortal conscious" into.

No, no, no. In 20 years, Bob will appointed Minister of Moon Wheat by Emperor For Life Hillary Clinton. With the low gravity on the Moon, Blob will be able to float after anyone who dares express WrongThink.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

No, no, no. In 20 years, Bob will appointed Minister of Moon Wheat by Emperor For Life Hillary Clinton. With the low gravity on the Moon, Blob will be able to float after anyone who dares express WrongThink.

Baron Blobonnen will dominate the spice trade!