Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Here's this entire comic, encapsulated into a single panel:

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Also, in Bob's Family Couch portrait, is that fat woman in the back a Thalidomide Baby, or are her arms just naturally that stubby? Also that really fat guy on the couch with the goatee looks like he could be the Evil Alternate Star Trek Universe Version of Wings of Redemption.

It's missing the the BLACKED.COM watermark

 

[Deven]

I think the funniest thing is this is another instance of "Reading is for incel nazi losers. Watch movies instead" along with openly saying being feminist because "dykes hot". I've seen other people with the mindset but hating comics as beneath you while loving adaptations is a bizarre mindset.

This nigga literally just said if you don’t jack it to girl on girl you are some sort of incel/faggot/misogynist.

 

[Red Hood]

"Sir, I have some good news, and bad news.
The bad news is you have a brain tumor.
The good news is that it's shaped like Princess Peach."
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Where have I seen this face before...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This nigga literally just said if you don’t jack it to girl on girl you are some sort of incel/faggot/misogynist.

This is Andrew Dobson tier of lesbian fetishism.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I forgot about this amidst all the Sonic sperging

Spoiler: America is crying

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“This is the most un-American thing I've ever seen. I'm ashamed of my country seeing this said in its name. https://t.co/EkEQfNu1o6”

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I don't know how one considers something "un-American" when one's view on borders and national sovereignty is convoluted, to put it nicely. This following archive link and quote are unrelated. Believe it!

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“A problem with immigration policy is people are so used to treating "BORDERS!!!!" as this super-sacrosanct thing the words "open borders" scares them without a thought as to what it actually means. "IT'S LIKE LEAVING YOUR FRONT DOOR WIDE OPEN!!!" Um, no... 1/?”

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"Open borders aren't that bad, I tells ya!"
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So this is you admitting that your friends are covering your fat ass, right?
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This was just the first in the twitter search. There are many more, all equally galaxy brained.

"borders" (from:the_moviebob) - Twitter Search

On 22 May 2019 @the_moviebob tweeted: "In the new #ALADDIN Jafar thinks Agrabah.." - read what others are saying and join the conversation.

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"Um, no..." The great Diabeeto knows all.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I forgot about this amidst all the Sonic sperging

Spoiler: America is crying

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“This is the most un-American thing I've ever seen. I'm ashamed of my country seeing this said in its name. https://t.co/EkEQfNu1o6”

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https://archive.li/n7a3P

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I don't know how one considers something "un-American" when one's view on borders and national sovereignty is convoluted, to put it nicely. This following archive link and quote are unrelated. Believe it!

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“A problem with immigration policy is people are so used to treating "BORDERS!!!!" as this super-sacrosanct thing the words "open borders" scares them without a thought as to what it actually means. "IT'S LIKE LEAVING YOUR FRONT DOOR WIDE OPEN!!!" Um, no... 1/?”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman #RehireJamesGunn on Twitter: "A problem with immigration …

archived 4 Aug 2018 15:39:04 UTC

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This was just the first in the twitter search. There are many more, all equally galaxy brained.

"borders" (from:the_moviebob) - Twitter Search

On 22 May 2019 @the_moviebob tweeted: "In the new #ALADDIN Jafar thinks Agrabah.." - read what others are saying and join the conversation.

twitter.com

"Um, no..." The great Diabeeto knows all.

An open border might as well be a computer with every port open. Everything and anything can come in, whether for good or for ill.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Why would a Sonic movie have ever been a high-concept fantasy adventure? Sonic is a shallow mascot character, and his world is basically just Earth with more loop-de-loops.

Sonic should have a gun.

 

[Mola Ram]

An open border might as well be a computer with every port open. Everything and anything can come in, whether for good or for ill.

This is a particularly bad time to be whining about open borders, what with the horrifying respiratory plague sweeping out of China and into the rest of the world with such little effort.

 

[breadandcircuses]

The thing I hate the most about the Harley/Ivy shipping is that it's usually presented as a codependent relationship just as toxic as Harley/Joker.

Tumblrinas can't just schlick to their favorite capeshit pairing through fanfiction, fanart, and weirdo erotic roleplay, they have to make it canon and not only that, it has to be /u/ style purest form of love absolutely uWu ecksdee lesbeans!

Meh.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

What does ‘open border’ mean if it doesn’t mean allowing everyone in without any checks or requirements? That’s 100% what ‘open borders’ mean you fucking obese, diabetic dunce. It means the “free movement of people” across borders and the removal of all borders.

It would mean the end of the US as large amounts of economic migrants would stream in and turn the US into a shithole like their 3rd world shitholes.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This is a particularly bad time to be whining about open borders, what with the horrifying respiratory plague sweeping out of China and into the rest of the world with such little effort.

Those tweets were actually from 2018. Time has done an excellent job of proving why they're retarded.

What does ‘open border’ mean if it doesn’t mean allowing everyone in without any checks or requirements? That’s 100% what ‘open borders’ mean you fucking obese, diabetic dunce. It means the “free movement of people” across borders and the removal of all borders.

It would mean the end of the US as large amounts of economic migrants would stream in and turn the US into a shithole like their 3rd world shitholes.

Bobenfuhrer was arguing that open borders are fine, as long as other laws like identity theft and employment laws are enforced, not that he really gives a fuck about those. It's just a 4D chess move to displace the mayonnaise ghouls economically and politically.

The reality is that free movement across the border without background checks makes those other "actually important" laws MUCH more difficult to enforce. How the hell can you know if someone already has a criminal record if they're legal ghosts with no paperwork, ID, or fingerprints in the system, and it's not a crime for them to be in the country with no legal record? Unless you catch them in the act, they can disappear and resurface anywhere with impunity. Wanted fugitives and terrorists could waltz into the country and go anywhere.

Besides, the Corona Virus has been a nice forceful reminder of why border control is an excellent idea, regardless of whether a person commits another "non-victimless" crime or not. The press isn't covering the story too much from that angle though, for some reason...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Besides, the Corona Virus has been a nice forceful reminder of why border control is an excellent idea, regardless of whether a person commits another "non-victimless" crime or not. The press isn't covering the story too much from that angle though, for some reason...

Even if it weren’t the Corona Virus, border control is never a racist idea.

 

[LiquidKid]

Lol, the seething continues

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

What does ‘open border’ mean if it doesn’t mean allowing everyone in without any checks or requirements? That’s 100% what ‘open borders’ mean you fucking obese, diabetic dunce. It means the “free movement of people” across borders and the removal of all borders.

It would mean the end of the US as large amounts of economic migrants would stream in and turn the US into a shithole like their 3rd world shitholes.

Just look North to see that philosophy in action.

Actually worse, when you think about it. White European immigration and Americans are heavily restricted, but every jihadi, mainland Chinese or Somali can waltz right into Canada, and our Prime Moron has declared that nobody can be stripped of Canadian citizenship now, he considers it an inalienable right!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Lol, the seething continues
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Considering Roberto once billed himself as a gamer... so much for "build a better gamer" amirite?

 

[LiquidKid]

Considering Roberto once billed himself as a gamer... so much for "build a better gamer" amirite?

I’m impressed that he’s keeping quiet for the most part. You would think he’d be raging all over Twitter

 

[Marissa Moira]

Lol, the seething continues
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They're coming for you Bobby Boy

 

[Flaming Carrot]

Lol, the seething continues
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I would love to see MovieBob try to interact with Zodiac Motherfucker. That guy would mock Bob until he cried.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

They're coming for you Bobby Boy

The incel rebellion won't forget being sold out by one of their own, Bob.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Speaking of Chris. He hosted a movie showing party, yet someone is conspiciously absent:

I just remembered something. I thought Bob and The Chippa were broke? How are they affording this party and all these oscar movie blu-rays to go with it?

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The plan, Robert, is that the writters and editors at DC don't want to take up fucking fan fiction tier shipping up on their already shit selling comics, and they are trying whatever they can to clean slate one of their few new characters that has the potential to be a bigger hit in term of profit while they scramble to keep their comic business alive.

Harley Quinn might be popular in the internet sphere, but obviously that ain't translating in comic and movie sales. And to make the fucking character work, any writter worth their salt won't be using "internet shipping" to propel interest when the whole "Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy bumping rugs" is as old and tired as the batman animated series episode that gave this impression to the idiots of the world.

Not to mention it's low ball pandering, and blame the "gator incels" all you want Robert, but this lesbian diversity shit ain't working, the public just ain't showing up, and I think DC can't aford to risk to play this game anymore.

Marvel is going to be fine, even if they don't turn a profit, Disney ain't afraid to spend some cash to keep appearances, and Marvel comics is just a blip on their radar... But DC's new overlords At&T... Yeah, those guys don't fuck around, and DC's editor in chief have been claiming to be scared shitless quite a few times by now, and if things continue like this, DC comics will be doing nothing but re-print watchman and Dark knight returns books.

I'll take all the puzzle pieces I deserve, but Bob's post is so dumb that I have to post a short novel about it.

I'll start by saying it doesn't make sense without the inclusion of a period after "comics".

No one is buying DC books at retail

That's correct, because western comics have become infested with woke nonsense where no fun is allowed. We are told, repeatedly, that including forced diversity and political storylines will make comics fly off the shelves, but the big 2 have had failure after failure after failure, so much so that nobodies are crowdfunding comics that are selling more than them.

Not only that, but Marvel is owned by Disney who see comics as a barely a blip on the ledger, and assume they will keep cranking out stories and characters they can make successful film franchises out of. That might be part of the reason they are trying to make every character female or black or gay, and every story about how men are awful and orange man is bad. DC doesn't have that safty net as far as I know.

'gater incels who hate women so much they aren't into girl-on-girl anymore

This baffles me. ComicsGate was specifically about boycotting major western publishers, so why would they read DC? Maybe he means GamerGate, but I though they defined GamerGate by "anime avatars" and demanding sexy games like Dragons Crown and Dead or Alive Xtreme 3. Robert even made a video on the latter.

The "anymore" implies that changed, but when, and how, and why? The answer of course is that Bob is dumb and wants his "girl-on-girl" fanfic made canon. Not that it matters because Bob is too broke to afford the statue anyway.

incels

Do we need to show the Bob hover hand pic again?

Are they planing a movie/show where this can't be the plan

It's possible, or they could be still running damage control on an already failing movie, but why would that prevent them from having a gay couple? Could it be that your superior future utopia, China, doesn't like gay people? What about the middle east? No, they don't like them either. What about the US of A? I've heard that the black community there has a problem with gay people.

I just want to add that I think Harley's design is ugly and no amount of implied lesbianism can save it.