Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

What is this fatass talking about?

First, I don't think I ever seen anybody recently talking about the working class as it was just a white man club, certainly not a politician otherwise that would be political suicide. Robert, it is you that created this myth that supporting working class means keeping the white man in power... by maintaining their low paying blue collar jobs...

Second, no one has this weird bias against the left and the "drama school dorks". Stop looking at everything through this high school lenses... and not even real high school, 80's John Hughes high school, where people resented smart people just because they were.

Robert, you gotta understand, the reason people don't like you isn't because you are smart, it's because you are a self-rigthous asshole. Maybe IRL you are a decent bloke, I dunno know, but on this twitter shit, you are insufferable, spouting bullshit that are a constant source of humiliation. People don't like you because you choose to be this, because you enjoy acting like this under a guise of intellectual superiority

Also, Hillary lost because she was a shit candidate, and ran a even shittier campaign. No one really wanted to vote for fucking Trump, and he won with less votes than the guy who lost the previous election. And not because Hillary represents some sort of intellectual caste, but because she was doing a shit job, even her fucking husband said that.

And things are miserable now? How? am I missing all those fag drags in the middle of times square, people losing their houses like in 2008? Young people getting back with missing limbs from cruel wars? What the fuck is exactly so miserable in the US that wasn't true 20 years ago? The imigrants on detention centers? The same ones you never gave a shit when they were being detained under the Obama administration? Are those the ones that now you have a new found and everlasting empathy Robert?

Also, "fight"? What kind of fight are you engaging on Robert? Fight means sacrifice, means that you are risking something to gain. What are you risking Robert? What are you willing to give up to achieve whatever this fight of yours is trying to? You can't possibly mean to campaign and vote on who you like... that not a fight, that is being part of the system. Yes, even going to protests, walk around a bit and returning to you banal life, that is part of the system.

And for the last bit.. I love the whole "escape" bit. Sure Robert, you going to fight and escape to your Space Rapture... where you are going to fuck your objectivist girlfriend after she makes you a plate in the space cookout.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

All of MovieBob's rants usually sum up as "Sir this is an Arby's."

 

[Positron]

As if those "drama club dorks" and "HONOR ROLL high achievers" that infest leftist politics weren't "bullying slobs".

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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What is this fatass talking about?

First, I don't think I ever seen anybody recently talking about the working class as it was just a white man club, certainly not a politician otherwise that would be political suicide. Robert, it is you that created this myth that supporting working class means keeping the white man in power... by maintaining their low paying blue collar jobs...

Second, no one has this weird bias against the left and the "drama school dorks". Stop looking at everything through this high school lenses... and not even real high school, 80's John Hughes high school, where people resented smart people just because they were.

Robert, you gotta understand, the reason people don't like you isn't because you are smart, it's because you are a self-rigthous asshole. Maybe IRL you are a decent bloke, I dunno know, but on this twitter shit, you are insufferable, spouting bullshit that are a constant source of humiliation. People don't like you because you choose to be this, because you enjoy acting like this under a guise of intellectual superiority

Also, Hillary lost because she was a shit candidate, and ran a even shittier campaign. No one really wanted to vote for fucking Trump, and he won with less votes than the guy who lost the previous election. And not because Hillary represents some sort of intellectual caste, but because she was doing a shit job, even her fucking husband said that.

And things are miserable now? How? am I missing all those fag drags in the middle of times square, people losing their houses like in 2008? Young people getting back with missing limbs from cruel wars? What the fuck is exactly so miserable in the US that wasn't true 20 years ago? The imigrants on detention centers? The same ones you never gave a shit when they were being detained under the Obama administration? Are those the ones that now you have a new found and everlasting empathy Robert?

Also, "fight"? What kind of fight are you engaging on Robert? Fight means sacrifice, means that you are risking something to gain. What are you risking Robert? What are you willing to give up to achieve whatever this fight of yours is trying to? You can't possibly mean to campaign and vote on who you like... that not a fight, that is being part of the system. Yes, even going to protests, walk around a bit and returning to you banal life, that is part of the system.

And for the last bit.. I love the whole "escape" bit. Sure Robert, you going to fight and escape to your Space Rapture... where you are going to fuck your objectivist girlfriend after she makes you a plate in the space cookout.

Hearing Robert rant about uncultured swine and high culture is always rich, considering he thinks peak culture is whatever the most mainstream, vapid pop culture nerdshit of the moment is, makes food so awful it makes fried bologna sandwiches look like fine cuisine, and as we've recently received confirmation from his brother's party, his whole family and their friend circle is white trash.

As if those "drama club dorks" and "HONOR ROLL high achievers" that infest leftist politics weren't "bullying slobs".

Mean girls and crybullies who use rumors, gossip, manipulation, and verbal abuse to destroy people don't count, only those brutes who work with their hands do.

 

[CheezzyMach]

And then market it with some pseudo-Victorian verbiage in hopes that the Sherlock fans watch it.

Yeah, let's be real the only reason people watched SS was for Harley's ass.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Yeah, let's be real the only reason people watched SS was for Harley's ass.

The soundtrack had some good tunes. It's basically the only thing worth remembering about the movie.

 

[LiquidKid]

Yeah, let's be real the only reason people watched SS was for Harley's ass.

I was talking to a non-nerdy friend and he said “yeah, I just saw sonic with my wife and noticed the Harley movie was playing in the theatre over. I didn’t even know that came out. She looks like a crack whore and the first one was awful, why would they make a sequel?”
I use him as my view into basic mainstream opinions, and I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on with Birds of Prey’s bad box office numbers

speaking of those numbers... they’re not looking good. Sonic nearly caught up in just 4 days in slightly less theatres.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I was talking to a non-nerdy friend and he said “yeah, I just saw sonic with my wife and noticed the Harley movie was playing in the theatre over. I didn’t even know that came out. She looks like a crack whore and the first one was awful, why would they make a sequel?”
I use him as my view into basic mainstream opinions, and I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on with Birds of Prey’s bad box office numbers

speaking of those numbers... they’re not looking good. Sonic nearly caught up in just 4 days in slightly less theatres.

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Spoiler

I kind of love how both of them have a similar budget, yet it's obvious how well the budget was spent with both movies. Makes the box office earnings even cooler in my honest opinion.

 

[Rei is shit]

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What is this fatass talking about?

First, I don't think I ever seen anybody recently talking about the working class as it was just a white man club, certainly not a politician otherwise that would be political suicide. Robert, it is you that created this myth that supporting working class means keeping the white man in power... by maintaining their low paying blue collar jobs...

Second, no one has this weird bias against the left and the "drama school dorks". Stop looking at everything through this high school lenses... and not even real high school, 80's John Hughes high school, where people resented smart people just because they were.

Robert, you gotta understand, the reason people don't like you isn't because you are smart, it's because you are a self-rigthous asshole. Maybe IRL you are a decent bloke, I dunno know, but on this twitter shit, you are insufferable, spouting bullshit that are a constant source of humiliation. People don't like you because you choose to be this, because you enjoy acting like this under a guise of intellectual superiority

Also, Hillary lost because she was a shit candidate, and ran a even shittier campaign. No one really wanted to vote for fucking Trump, and he won with less votes than the guy who lost the previous election. And not because Hillary represents some sort of intellectual caste, but because she was doing a shit job, even her fucking husband said that.

And things are miserable now? How? am I missing all those fag drags in the middle of times square, people losing their houses like in 2008? Young people getting back with missing limbs from cruel wars? What the fuck is exactly so miserable in the US that wasn't true 20 years ago? The imigrants on detention centers? The same ones you never gave a shit when they were being detained under the Obama administration? Are those the ones that now you have a new found and everlasting empathy Robert?

Also, "fight"? What kind of fight are you engaging on Robert? Fight means sacrifice, means that you are risking something to gain. What are you risking Robert? What are you willing to give up to achieve whatever this fight of yours is trying to? You can't possibly mean to campaign and vote on who you like... that not a fight, that is being part of the system. Yes, even going to protests, walk around a bit and returning to you banal life, that is part of the system.

And for the last bit.. I love the whole "escape" bit. Sure Robert, you going to fight and escape to your Space Rapture... where you are going to fuck your objectivist girlfriend after she makes you a plate in the space cookout.

Don't worry hours later he followed up on this with twitter screencaps. You should be able to understand his point now...


Hey Robert, you'll be long dead by the time mankind makes a jetpack with a high enough p/w ratio for your fat ass

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Don't worry hours later he followed up on this with twitter screencaps. You should be able to understand his point now...
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Hey Robert, you'll be long dead by the time mankind makes a jetpack with a high enough p/w ratio for your fat ass
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We don't need no fancy rocket to get robert chipman to the moon. Just a simple hot air balloon is enough. He's full of hot air to spare.

 

[The tired cat]

Don't worry hours later he followed up on this with twitter screencaps. You should be able to understand his point now...
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I dunno whats more ironic the fact how Bobo usually prances when a polition he doesnt like fails, or how hes the one comparing people to the "jocks" and high school bullies ya endured and yet yells how these people have unresolved bitterness from their younger school days.

 

[Neko GF]

Hey Robert, you'll be long dead by the time mankind makes a jetpack with a high enough p/w ratio for your fat ass
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>TFW the Crown Prince of Dubai showcases a jetpack, making the superior future™ one step closer to reality.
>TFW it can't support your weight and doesn't come in your waist size.
So close, yet so far.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Spoiler: "Problematic"

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Fuck... It's an incredibly problematic organization and I haven't been involved in decades, but still... "The Boy Scouts Declared Bankruptcy" is one of those things that sounds like a sign of just the fire going out in the machinery...”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Fuck... It's an incredibly problematic organ…

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What is problematic about the Boy Scouts? Was it that they didn't let in gays for the longest time and when they did the group went downhill in funding to the point they started letting in girls? Is it really Boy Scouts anymore when they allow girls in?

What's the over/under on that Bob's participation in the scouts was his dad making him go to a few meetings to get Bob out of the house and force him to mingle only for Mama Chipman to swoop in and rescue her baby boy?

 

[Flexo]

.... I don’t get it. Is it suppose to poke fun at something? Do he think he is a badass? Why is he a hog ( apart from the obvious huck huck huck) why why why?

I would bet the steak Bob ate that the mask is a reference to "Motel Hell" a rather infamous scholck horror film. (Would post the GBF video of it but it's lost to the interwebs.)

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Spoiler: "Problematic"

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Fuck... It's an incredibly problematic organization and I haven't been involved in decades, but still... "The Boy Scouts Declared Bankruptcy" is one of those things that sounds like a sign of just the fire going out in the machinery...”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Fuck... It's an incredibly problematic organ…

archived 18 Feb 2020 14:06:55 UTC

archive.ph

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What is problematic about the Boy Scouts? Was it that they didn't let in gays for the longest time and when they did the group went downhill in funding to the point they started letting in girls? Is it really Boy Scouts anymore when they allow girls in?

What's the over/under on that Bob's participation in the scouts was his dad making him go to a few meetings to get Bob out of the house and force him to mingle only for Mama Chipman to swoop in and rescue her baby boy?

Pretty likely, given what we know of bob's childhood. Also possible he got kicked out for acting like a spaz like OPL

 

[Flexo]

I can't quite tell if the revolver is a fake. It doesn't look like it has a hammer but it might be washed out in his horrible compositing.

I recognize that gun! A friend of mine is into making fake guns for props of film & plays and bought that exact revolver (which does have a hammer to fire pellets). It's right here if you want to get your own for $35.

Crosman Vigilante Pellet & BB Revolver, CO2, .177 cal - Walmart.com

Free 2-day shipping. Buy Crosman Vigilante Pellet & BB Revolver, CO2, .177 cal at Walmart.com

www.walmart.com

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I recognize that gun! A friend of mine is into making fake guns for props of film & plays and bought that exact revolver (which does have a hammer to fire pellets). It's right here if you want to get your own for $35.

Crosman Vigilante Pellet & BB Revolver, CO2, .177 cal - Walmart.com

Free 2-day shipping. Buy Crosman Vigilante Pellet & BB Revolver, CO2, .177 cal at Walmart.com

www.walmart.com

ABSOLUTE LMAO! Is this the famed .357 revolver that he supposedly got from his Grandpa or whatever?

 

[LiquidKid]

ABSOLUTE LMAO! Is this the famed .357 revolver that he supposedly got from his Grandpa or whatever?

Did you expect blobbo to actually own a real gun?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

All Bob needs is a pellet gun and a kitchen knife to survive in the wilds of suburban Boston.

 

[Marissa Moira]

That dubai jetpack isn't new, It's been around since 2008 in various forms.

Here's the problem with jetpacks, they expel fuel when you're trying to idle. They can't hover properly like Helicopters.