Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You ever just scroll down Bob's timeline and laugh? I don't even read most of it, I just skim because you can stop anywhere and still feel his perpetually assblasted nature. Even a ton of far-leftists are enjoying the Sonic movie and he's over here assblasted about that too and in my opinion, it might just be because he's a Mario guy.
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Look at that big boi.
 
Isn't Trudeau a drama club faggot?

Hey Bob are you going to hike up your big boy pants and move to Canada?

Go ahead look how much it costs to buy a basement apartment.
 
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You ever just scroll down Bob's timeline and laugh? I don't even read most of it, I just skim because you can stop anywhere and still feel his perpetually assblasted nature. Even a ton of far-leftists are enjoying the Sonic movie and he's over here assblasted about that too and in my opinion, it might just be because he's a Mario guy.
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Look at that big boi.
I think his hatred for the Sonic movie also stems from his preferred movie, Birds of Prey being a flop while the Sonic movie is a success. And the fact that plebeians online actually voiced their initial problems and succeeded in having said problem fixed, instead of bowing to the corporate overlords.
 
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At first I laughed at the idea of Warren living the 30+ more years necessary to see any of these kids run for President, but I guess she's got better odds than Bob.

What is problematic about the Boy Scouts? Was it that they didn't let in gays for the longest time and when they did the group went downhill in funding to the point they started letting in girls? Is it really Boy Scouts anymore when they allow girls in?
It's the chomos, of course.
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Doesn't Bob understand that nobody can remain a "thinker".

You have to actually do something like experimenting, prototyping, proving your hypothesis, etc.

Someone can't just come to you and tell you something is a problem then you spend an hour having a "big think" and then tell them the solution. Because if you think it works like that, then someone else already found the solution before hand, since your knowledge is based on pre-existing solutions.

If you encounter a problem nobody has ever encountered before you're going to need to spend time finding,researching, and testing the solution.

Ideas that have never been tried and/or tested are rather useless things. If you embraced untested ideas right out of the gate and the ideas wind up turning to shit once they're put under stress(especially if we're talking about government bullshit like The Great leap Forward) you then have entities trying to hide the inefficiencies in the system despite them being glaringly apparent, because nobody wants to admit that they're wrong.
That's not how it works in the movies so it's literally not how it works in Bob's mind.

(Seriously though,I absolutely agree with you and the trope of pulling the perfect answer out of your ass is one of the most annoying in current stories.)

(See also: Rick & Morty.)
 
It's a struggle to wrap my mind around any adult being invested in Sonic the Hedgehog, it's borderline incomprehensible it could occur in 2020 when their hasnt been a memorable sonic game potentially as far back as 1994 depending on who you ask and how harsh you are and the idea that a man in his late 30's who claims to be anything other than mentally handicapped could resent anything at all to do with this film is like asking me to visualize a square circle.

I am genuinely in awe of how much a potato Bob Chipman is that he could be bitter about this film. It actually makes me feel a little better because it reminds me that life can still surprise.
 
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It's a struggle to wrap my mind around any adult being invested in Sonic the Hedgehog, it's borderline incomprehensible it could occur in 2020 when their hasnt been a memorable sonic game potentially as far back as 1994 depending on who you ask and how harsh you are and the idea that a man in his late 30's who claims to be anything other than mentally handicapped could resent anything at all to do with this film is like asking me to visualize a square circle.

I am genuinely in awe of how much a potato Bob Chipman that he could be bitter about this film. It actually makes me feel a little better because it reminds me that life can still surprise.

2020 shall be long remembered as the year MovieBob out-ChrisChan'd the actual ChrisChan.
 
2020 shall be long remembered as the year MovieBob out-ChrisChan'd the actual ChrisChan.

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It's official the spergs are now dunking on him. He's now outranked by people like Chris.
 
What would Bob even do with a jetpack? He doesn't have any friends to visit or places to go. It would just sit in the corner of his basement, next to the Mario bobbleheads.
Bob, with his "cool" shades and pathetic fabulated claims to masculine prowess in domains such as weightlifting, shooting, bar fights, wilderness survival, and having sex, strikes me as the kind of tool that motorcycles were made for. He's likely never made enough money to own a motorcycle but has probably secretly wanted one for some time. A jetpack is just the motorcycle of the Superior Future. In other words, it's just a kind of technological penis.
 
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