Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

It's also the year he started braying on about a "superior future", as he latched onto that particular rhetorical device as part of how he characterized the 2012 election. Obama was the force of vision for a superior future of progress and math and science vs Romney, the avatar of prudish tea party conservatism and anti-lgbt bigotry.

I'm pretty sure his parents both died later, but I contend that something happened late in 2011/early 2012 that broke a fundamental component in Bob's brain that sent him from your average neckbeard sped towards whatever he is today.

Midlife crisis? I mean, optimistically that was the halfway point of Robert's lifespan.

8-Street Fighter 2... Raul Julia meme movie. If you like Street Fighter there are tons of better movies and series to watch... nothing really great, but way better than this dumbass movie.

He's actually not talking about the Raul Julia movie. That was just called Street Fighter. He's talking about this:

Which is actually a pretty good Street Fighter anime flick. Sure, the plot is paper thin and so are the characters, but it's chock full of cool visuals and fight scenes, and the animation is great, especially if you prefer the old school style of hand drawn anime.

Robert probably just likes it because he'd fap to the Chun Li shower fight scene when he was younger.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Oh boy Bobby wants everyone to know it’s his birthday today

The Bob Chipman Birthday Special - The Big Picture - Escapist Magazine

It is the birthday of The Big Picture host Bob Chipman, and he is celebrating by doing a video about... like, ya know, whatever.

www.escapistmagazine.com

Yes this is totally something internet reviewers do and doesn’t look sad at all.

 

[Bolo]

He's actually not talking about the Raul Julia movie. That was just called Street Fighter. He's talking about this:

Which is actually a pretty good Street Fighter anime flick. Sure, the plot is paper thin and so are the characters, but it's chock full of cool visuals and fight scenes, and the animation is great, especially if you prefer the old school style of hand drawn anime.

Robert probably just likes it because he'd fap to the Chun Li shower fight scene when he was younger.

God Damnit... I also like this movie... okay Robert, you can have this one.

I really should watch these videos before shitposting... but I can't watch his shit anymore, either I skip around or I don't watch at alll.

 

[Mola Ram]

God Damnit... I also like this movie... okay Robert, you can have this one.

I really should watch these videos before shitposting... but I can't watch his shit anymore, either I skip around or I don't watch at alll.

Haven't watched the new one, but the Sonic one wasn't too bad if you pretended he has throat cancer.

 

[Judge Holden]

Haven't watched the new one, but the Sonic one wasn't too bad if you pretended he has throat cancer.

To be fair, just about anything can be improved by pretending Bob has cancer

 

[Doctor Placebo]

God Damnit... I also like this movie... okay Robert, you can have this one.

I really should watch these videos before shitposting... but I can't watch his shit anymore, either I skip around or I don't watch at alll.

I feel you bro. I can't stand to watch any of his videos either. It's not just his banal opinions, but his terrible presentation and smarmy, sped up line delivery that are just unbearable to me. He sounds so smug about every sentence when he has absolutely nothing to be smug about. The fast forward speaking also feels like he's trying to rush through so you can't catch anything stupid he says. It's like a gish gallop, but instead of a bunch of sources it's just a manchild pulling sperg out of his ass and presenting it as fact. It's tiring to listen to. But in this case @Toxinophile specified Street Fighter 2 and the 1994 anime in his original breakdown. I immediately knew which one he was talking about.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It's also the year he started braying on about a "superior future", as he latched onto that particular rhetorical device as part of how he characterized the 2012 election. Obama was the force of vision for a superior future of progress and math and science vs Romney, the avatar of prudish tea party conservatism and anti-lgbt bigotry.

I'm pretty sure his parents both died later, but I contend that something happened late in 2011/early 2012 that broke a fundamental component in Bob's brain that sent him from your average neckbeard sped towards whatever he is today.

His mom is still alive. He occasionally talks about her(a). His dad died in late 2017(a). His grandma, the one in his book, died on June 17, 2012(a). Slight tangent, twitter shows the grandma tweet as having 56 direct replies yet neither twitter or the archive show any of them at all.

 

[RSVP]

Oh boy Bobby wants everyone to know it’s his birthday today

The Bob Chipman Birthday Special - The Big Picture - Escapist Magazine

It is the birthday of The Big Picture host Bob Chipman, and he is celebrating by doing a video about... like, ya know, whatever.

www.escapistmagazine.com

Yes this is totally something internet reviewers do and doesn’t look sad at all.

Of course, he's also on Twitter today, complaining about being on Twitter.

twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230561596688101376

Happy birthday, Bob. I hope the next one's happier.

 

[cypocryphy]

The Sonic movie probably bothers him so much because it gives him flashbacks of the great console war he suffered in.

 

[instythot]

Of course, he's also on Twitter today, complaining about being on Twitter.
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twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230561596688101376

Happy birthday, Bob. I hope the next one's happier.

I'm not sure why Bob is complaining. Judging by how he spends the rest of his year, voluntarily spending his birthday disingenuously arguing with strangers about politics he doesn't understand should be his dream birthday

 

[Imperial Citizen]

It's also the year he started braying on about a "superior future", as he latched onto that particular rhetorical device as part of how he characterized the 2012 election. Obama was the force of vision for a superior future of progress and math and science vs Romney, the avatar of prudish tea party conservatism and anti-lgbt bigotry.

I'm pretty sure his parents both died later, but I contend that something happened late in 2011/early 2012 that broke a fundamental component in Bob's brain that sent him from your average neckbeard sped towards whatever he is today.

He got convinced by left leaning propaganda that the conservatives were on the decline.

I can recall around that time have a similar perception of progress. That the squabbling over race and sexuality and that most Americans had a live and let live attitude when it came to social issues.

And if your only interaction with the world was through Twitter, it would seem like everyone was progressive and only a few old white people were holding us back.

Bob’s a lemming with delusions of grandeur. He’s following the trends of the previous decade, and he’s angry that his promised future isn’t coming true.

 

[BubbleButt]

The lack of engagement on Bob's media tweets always makes me incredibly happy. What a fucker!

 

[Neko GF]

Trump made an off-colour joke about Parasite, this of course triggered Robert:

Spoiler: calm your tits bro

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230659670873911297 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230667123304914945 (Archive)

Also, little reminder Robert and his brother are going to have their first ever panel at PAXEast:

Spoiler: Fun times ahead

Preview:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

We don't need to save Bob either. He has no mind or values whatsoever except for CONSOOM and gas the midwest.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I bet Bob would get triggered by this.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Of course, he's also on Twitter today, complaining about being on Twitter.
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twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230561596688101376

Happy birthday, Bob. I hope the next one's happier.

This was the first reply I saw and I legit lol'd.

Sidney Crosby's Ego's Ego on Twitter

“@the_moviebob *me, while stabbing myself in the thigh* OH NO THERES BLOOD ALL OVER MY SOFA!!!!”

twitter.com

https://archive.is/jBOWS

I bet Bob would get triggered by this.
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[Piga Dgrifm]

Trump made an off-colour joke about Parasite, this of course triggered Robert:

Spoiler: calm your tits bro

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230659670873911297 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230667123304914945 (Archive)

"Drumpf makes a stupid joke, thus proving my insane levels of hatred for the Evil Clown Movie valid."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob made an appearance on Daily Wire, getting mocked.

WATCH: Trump Laments Oscars Giving ‘A Movie From South Korea’ Best Picture. Internet Responds.

President Trump has been taking a beating on social media over comments he made at a rally in Colorado on Thursday during which he mocked the Oscars for giving the movie “Parasite” Best Picture, which he called “a movie from South Korea.” “How bad were the Academy Awards this year?” Trump asked...

www.dailywire.com

 

[Cantercoin]

Bob made an appearance on Daily Wire, getting mocked.

WATCH: Trump Laments Oscars Giving ‘A Movie From South Korea’ Best Picture. Internet Responds.

President Trump has been taking a beating on social media over comments he made at a rally in Colorado on Thursday during which he mocked the Oscars for giving the movie “Parasite” Best Picture, which he called “a movie from South Korea.” “How bad were the Academy Awards this year?” Trump asked...

www.dailywire.com

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[XtrmGamr719]

Bob made an appearance on Daily Wire, getting mocked.

WATCH: Trump Laments Oscars Giving ‘A Movie From South Korea’ Best Picture. Internet Responds.

President Trump has been taking a beating on social media over comments he made at a rally in Colorado on Thursday during which he mocked the Oscars for giving the movie “Parasite” Best Picture, which he called “a movie from South Korea.” “How bad were the Academy Awards this year?” Trump asked...

www.dailywire.com

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Wow I can't believe some "editorial" would actually quote Hitler.

Like he is literally saying "these people are morons, get rid of them" in that quote.