Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

Robert advocates for "idiot proofing" elections for the 36,276th time:

Spoiler: Idiot proofing

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In addition to being dumb this statement is incredibly contradictory, as Robert absolutely supports restricting the right to vote for the ghouls:

Spoiler: Not toltaterian

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Usual TDS and ranting about non-existent problems:

Spoiler: Muh Bigotry

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To be fair, both the old and new tweets are espousing the same idea (restrict the undesirables conservatives from voting for national elections), so he's not contradicting himself over time. Though I guess that old tweet does have him saying "we still treat his supporters like they deserve to vote, too" before following it up with his "kid's menu" voting idea, so eh. That's probably what he really wants even if he knows it would make him sound totalitarian if he outright said it.

That being said, how is it that he manages to keep finding so many awful, dehumanizing phrases for anyone that disagrees with him? Negative-impact existance[sic] people? Fucking wow, Robert. That "MovieBob or Hitler" game is only going to get more difficult to play over time when you keep coming up with terms like that.

And someone whose only contribution to society is mediocre film reviews, I'd say you have far less of an impact than most any of the mayonnaise ghouls you deride. Careful about that glass house basement you're living in.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Half the fucking panel is

'MEMBER THIS?????
'MEMBER ARCADES?
'MEMBER SEGA?
' MEMBER CONSOLE WARS?
FORTNITE LLOL WUTZ THAT?

I can't even call them boomers because there's zero mention of Quake. It's like watching your parents hold a panel on games.

Also there's a load of clapping if someone recognizes something like Animal Crossing.

I missed the split second reference to Dragon Quest, so it looks like neither of the Chipmans ever played the series.

The TLDR of the panel:

Don't worry, we got a younger (in both account age and physical age) and more successful YouTuber talk about Quake.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Well we now know what Hitler or Mussolini would be like without Charisma, it would be MovieBob.

'MEMBER FATHERLAND?
'MEMBER OLD COUNTRY?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Isn't his niece a "special needs" child? I wonder how "necessary" she would be In his Superior Future.

At least one of them is according to Chip. What that level needs she is I don't believe he's ever said, which is one of the smarter moves baby brother's made.

Don't worry, we got a younger (in both account age and physical age) and more successful YouTuber talk about Quake.

I like Civvie. He's passionate, informative, entertaining, well versed in his subject matter, sticks to that one subject matter for maximum efficiency, and gets to the point. The polar opposite of Bobbyboi.

Oh, and he doesn't casually mention how he'd like to peacefully sunset half the population due to political differences and a not insignificant portion of his own political brethren because they don't want/need a mommy gf president with all their heart.

IMO the symmetrical version is better
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Is it horrifying to anyone else how well this works?

 

[The tired cat]

Half the fucking panel is

'MEMBER THIS?????
'MEMBER ARCADES?
'MEMBER SEGA?
' MEMBER CONSOLE WARS?
FORTNITE LLOL WUTZ THAT?

I can't even call them boomers because there's zero mention of Quake. It's like watching your parents hold a panel on games.

Also there's a load of clapping if someone recognizes something like Animal Crossing.

I missed the split second reference to Dragon Quest, so it looks like neither of the Chipmans ever played the series.

Again, if you expect Bobo to mention Quake, Doom or hell even something like C&C or Starcraft. There's a better chance of Jesus coming to said panel and pimp slapping the stupid out of Bobo.

I like Civvie. He's passionate, informative, entertaining, well versed in his subject matter, sticks to that one subject matter for maximum efficiency, and gets to the point. The polar opposite of Bobbyboi.

Eh, I'd argue on this one, Civvie kinda had two blunders when it came to Postal 3 and the Postal 2 Russian Addon.

 

[Marissa Moira]

oh man

Chris and Bob Chipman ("The Chipman Bros Tangent Podcast," "In Bob We Trust," "Game OverThinker") are lifelong gamers nearing middle-age who don’t mind admitting it’s hard keeping up with the scene so… LONG into life. When did the menu get so complicated? What’s a Fortnite? When did everything become a sandbox? Why do you have to subscribe to everything? And when is the new Sega console coming out, anyway?? They want get together for an old-school gripe-fest (emphasis on OLD) about these hangups and more - and also hear all of yours: Even if you DON’T think it’s all that bad these days.

This is both tone deaf and tryhard. Like holy shit, and the fact that the brother advocates playing mobile games later on means the whole schtick falls on it's face.

AND IMAGINE HAVING FUCKING LABO IN A POWERPOINT IN THE YEAR 2020!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Break it down for us, Anthony.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

That's not fair to 19th century Tories.
Ever heard of One Nation Conservatism?
Those guys believed that the upper class should paternalistically look after the lower classes.
Unlike Bob and the sociopathic nouveau riche "elite" he worships 19th century Tories believed in a, two way, social contract.
Even 150 years ago people understood how suicidally short sighted Bob's "fuck the plebs" mindset is.

Bob has always struck me more as one of those British politicians who let the Irish starve by the millions during the Potato Famine because they either didn't like/understand the Irish peoples' lifestyle, thought that they were lazy, or just didn't want to bother using Britain's wealth to help them out. Bob's scornful depictions of the "Mayonnaise Ghouls" sound remarkably similar to how British landlords would demean the Irish peasantry. If you ever want to read a horror story about how terribly a people can suffer under leaders who have nothing but contempt for them, read up on the Potato Famine.

Also, concerning Bob's Asymmetrical face. It's thought that face symmetry is a sign of Narcissism, as the more dominant side of the brain controlling one side of the face does a better job of masking disdain or distress than the other side does. Bob's "high eyebrow/wide grin" expression could also be a sign of Narcissist Masking, When stressed or guilty, the narcissist (and probably other amygdala-addled psychologies), will try to force their face into a blank, conflict avoidant, harmless expression of cluelessness.

 

[Mola Ram]

Break it down for us, Anthony.

I think it's safe to say that neither of the Brothers Chipman ever had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think it's safe to say that neither of the Brothers Chipman ever had the makings of a varsity athlete.

I should take back the winner sticker, because now I'm just disappointed that pic with the Chipman patriarch didn't look like Mr Magoo.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Half the fucking panel is

'MEMBER THIS?????
'MEMBER ARCADES?
'MEMBER SEGA?
' MEMBER CONSOLE WARS?
FORTNITE LLOL WUTZ THAT?

I can't even call them boomers because there's zero mention of Quake. It's like watching your parents hold a panel on games.

The strange thing is, young Bob used to love Quake, from his ancient AOL site.

I also enjoy Video Games that don't suck, sucky being anything made by SEGA of America. Oh, and for anyone who actually reads personal info on homepages instead of skipping ahead to see if there's any adult links, (there aren't, bye the way,)My pic in the PC 3D best game is Quake over Duke Nukem all the way. (Like you care!)

Bob loved FPSes before they became popular on consoles, and i believe is the latter part that makes him now despise the genere cuz muh Mario is no longer numbah one!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

5 minute mark is when he starts bitching about 3d games ruining everything and destroying his childhood and made him feel old.

Holy shit he is wheezy. Also, I love how he keeps insisting he's Gen X when he was born in 81.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You know RLM just did something similar with their latest Picard review. Two people who were utterly broken by the decisions of the modern entertainment industry, alienated, shunned, and exiled. The whole series of the Red Letter Media Picard reviews are enthralling because of how they try and cope with grief and idiocy. Rich threw a Mantrum once Mike almost got him to have a Grinch moment when his heart gets 3 times as big, but Rich left in fear of his own emotions. We the viewer now do not know who will talk about Star Trek with Mike, because nobody else seems to give a shit or care and we the audience are at the edge of our fucking seats even after they leave, turn all the lights off and Mike is left in the dark.

Compared to Bob and His brother just pointing to shit on screen and having nothing interesting to say and zero chemistry throughout the hour.

A wig can't make you an interesting person Chip, you just looked like a fag.

 

[Uncle Joey]

Uh...

I can't even think of a witty response to this.

 

[Red Hood]

Uh...

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I can't even think of a witty response to this.

Something something anime profile pic...

 

[dzonatan]

Uh...

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I can't even think of a witty response to this.

Here, let me help you:
If I see a twitter avatar next to a tweet about an ongoing social issue and it features a generic-looking toon drawn white girl making a smile, I will assume there's a 90% chance that the gal is a white middle class feminist or something.

It's just a toxic brand indenitity, folks.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Uh...

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I can't even think of a witty response to this.

"Well... he's too fat to be generic looking". How's that?

 

[Uncle Joey]

"Well... he's too fat to be generic looking". How's that?

I was thinking something about how Bob being a white dude with a doofy face, but that works too.

But really, didn't Bob have some urine colored "doofy" faces he used for reaction images in his videos? I guess because he doesn't put them in thumbnails that makes him superior somehow?

 

[francesco]

If I see a twitter avatar next to a tweet about an ongoing social issue and it features a generic-looking toon drawn white girl making a smile, I will assume there's a 90% chance that the gal is a white middle class man.

It's just a toxic brand indenitity, folks.

ftfy

 

[Flaming Carrot]

I haven't been on his Twitter feed in a while, but has he said anything about how his glorious Chinese overlords are dealing with the coronavirus? Is he concerned that they won't be able to build a rocket ship to take him away from all the flyover country types?