Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

Given he’s show a lack of understanding of American politics, he probably doesn’t regarding Japan.

Not true Bob has some understanding of Japan, I'm pretty sure he likes Dick Girls.

 

[Rei is shit]

Don't you DARE call midwesterners bigots!


Fat isn't an insult inferior submentals


4 hours before the above "lol this guy is ugly"


"man" who will never have children praises natural selection yet again


More Naomi stanning. Very superior taste in women Robert!


And lastly, shit about ghost JFK and liberal utopia

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Know your own history, Robert, and ask the Pequot about how their culture continued on after there were no more Pequots. Or the Narragansetts. Or pretty much every injun living in California. Or ask a Tibetan about the likelihood of their culture being allowed to survive, even though they aren't all dead. Yet.

Culture is people, you ignoramus.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I don't want him to get the WuFlu, but I think that it will be entertaining once it reaches his city. You can bet he will sperg even harder than normal.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob already self-isolates, I can't see it making any real difference in his everyday life.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I don't want him to get the WuFlu, but I think that it will be entertaining once it reaches his city. You can bet he will sperg even harder than normal.

Diabetes already got him.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Diabetes already got him.

Diabetes makes him more susceptible.

 

[lolwatagain]

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Know your own history, Robert, and ask the Pequot about how their culture continued on after there were no more Pequots. Or the Narragansetts. Or pretty much every injun living in California. Or ask a Tibetan about the likelihood of their culture being allowed to survive, even though they aren't all dead. Yet.

Culture is people, you ignoramus.

He should ask his oneitis Naomi if she can teach him about the Uighurs in China.

 

[Bolo]

It amazes me that no one's called him out yet for creeping on lesbos.

Sometimes people call him out, not a lot though. Most of the times he ignores it, other he does the "who are you?" routine.

And even if Robert comes across as a creep, there isn't that much besides his lesbo queens workship besides the "ZOMG, hot women kissing each other!! that is AWESOME!!" comedic take.

You know that kid from your group of friends when growing up, you know, the one that would talk about seeing a girls panties and and making some big deal out of it? And then you grow up and realise it wasn't about panties or girls, he just saw that in a anime or manga and tried to act out the same?

That's kinda the same for the lesbo thing that guys like Robert and Dobson do, sometimes they try to praise it as some sort of progressive action, but usually they just do it as a "guyz! wouldn't it be so awesome if Black widow would have a make out scene with another woman!!!".

Here, this pretty much sums up Robert's take on lesbians, it's just a novelty to be gawked at...

American Pie 2 Lesbian Tease Scene

Two girls pose as lesbians to tease Stifler, Finch and Jim

www.youtube.com

wich is fine in a dumb fucking movie, but if you do that in real like, you just come across as the dumbass kid that brags about seeing a girls panties, you don't care about the panties, you just think it's cool because a show told you it's cool.

 

[Lensherr]

Don't you DARE call midwesterners bigots!
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“But when I insinuate that Midwesterners are inherently bigoted...”

 

[Positron]

How is Naomi Wu a "tech pioneer"? A robot fetishist and a consoomer of tech is not a technie.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Bob speaks about automation of labor with the authority and confidence of someone who never had to touch that shit.
Diagnosing why an autonomous robot is stopping in the middle of a field all of a sudden? Good fucking luck with that. Essentially every problem becomes a field tech visit, because it's either an obvious mechanical fault, or in your worst case scenario - it isn't.

It confirms that Bob's mom never was one of those women who had a fancy sewing machine, or any sewing machine, really. Those things were made of broken promises, broken dreams, and had to go to the doctor more often than the kids.

Don't you DARE call midwesterners bigots!
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Fat isn't an insult inferior submentals
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4 hours before the above "lol this guy is ugly"
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"man" who will never have children praises natural selection yet again
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More Naomi stanning. Very superior taste in women Robert!
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And lastly, shit about ghost JFK and liberal utopia
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Blob always projecting his own loathsome existence onto other people.

 

[Jack Awful]

How is Naomi Wu a "tech pioneer"? A robot fetishist and a consoomer of tech is not a technie.

She's not, Bob just blindly compliments girls he wants to fuck cuz he thinks it'll make them like him.

 

[King Ghidorah]

Was bob always doomed to cowdom or was there a definite point where he went off the deep end willingly or otherwise?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Was bob always doomed to cowdom or was there a definite point where he went off the deep end willingly or otherwise?

He was always autistic and stupid, and the narcissism probably has deep roots in early childhood as well. So basically, he was always doomed. You've heard of the Dark Triad traits (narcissism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism), which greatly increase the likelihood of being a criminal? Narcissism, autism, and stupidity are the Dim Triad, which greatly increase the likelihood of being a lolcow. Other Dim Triad cows include Andrew Dobson, Russel Greer, Christopher McGee (Clawshrimpy), arguably Phil Burnell (DarkSidePhil), ADF, CWC himself, and I'm sure a ton of other people I don't follow. Dim Triads will never care about other people, never admit fault, and never grow as people (although they do inevitably grow as inert objects and gravitational attractors). All of these cows were always doomed as well, and Bob makes a fine addition to their dark dim ranks.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Was bob always doomed to cowdom or was there a definite point where he went off the deep end willingly or otherwise?

He’s a tard that was trainable and constantly told how smart and good he was, so he thinks that he’s the smartest, most capapble man on Earth now just because he usually manages to remember to pull his pants down BEFORE he sits on the potty.

 

[King Ghidorah]

He was always autistic and stupid, and the narcissism probably has deep roots in early childhood as well. So basically, he was always doomed. You've heard of the Dark Triad traits (narcissism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism), which greatly increase the likelihood of being a criminal? Narcissism, autism, and stupidity are the Dim Triad, which greatly increase the likelihood of being a lolcow. Other Dim Triad cows include Andrew Dobson, Russel Greer, Christopher McGee (Clawshrimpy), arguably Phil Burnell (DarkSidePhil), ADF, CWC himself, and I'm sure a ton of other people I don't follow. Dim Triads will never care about other people, never admit fault, and never grow as people (although they do inevitably grow as inert objects and gravitational attractors). All of these cows were always doomed as well, and Bob makes a fine addition to their dark dim ranks.

I'd argue a heap of delusions of grandeur is also important but I suppose that is somewhat inherent in the narcissism part

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I'd argue a heap of delusions of grandeur is also important but I suppose that is somewhat inherent in the narcissism part

Fuck grandeur, it’d be clear cut delusion for Robert to see himself as adequate! Grandeur is straight-up dementia!

 

[King Ghidorah]

I would love to se movieboob somehow run for president I can't help but imagine that to his shock and horror his intelligent, eloquent, inherently superior rhetoric is a turnoff to people who aren't so far up their own ass they have imploded in on themselves. Debates would be absolutely gutbusting to see him stammer over himself when his ideas face actual genuine national scrutiny and resistance and the final nail in the comedy coffin would be him having to come to terms with the fact that the dreaded mayonnaise ghouls would inevitably lead to his absolute crushing defeat

 

[Uncle Joey]

Don't you DARE call midwesterners bigots!
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Coming from the guy that wants to Auschwitz the Midwest lmao