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- Aug 1, 2019
It's a nice dream, but Robert will never put himself out there like that. Deep down he knows that most people find his personality and views repellent, a reality he hides from in his online semi-safe spaces (he doesn't fully close himself off because like many cows he's addicted enough to attention that he'll weather some negativity for it). But putting his views under a spotlight for the general public, putting himself in a position where he'd have to actually answer tough questions and defend things he's said without a Tweet limit to protect him from clear communication... that he will hide from till the day he dies.I would love to se movieboob somehow run for president I can't help but imagine that to his shock and horror his intelligent, eloquent, inherently superior rhetoric is a turnoff to people who aren't so far up their own ass they have imploded in on themselves. Debates would be absolutely gutbusting to see him stammer over himself when his ideas face actual genuine national scrutiny and resistance and the final nail in the comedy coffin would be him having to come to terms with the fact that the dreaded mayonnaise ghouls would inevitably lead to his absolute crushing defeat
Back during Gamergate, several pro people, including Sargon of Akkad and Razorfist, challenged Robert to a debate. Aside from his shitty Anti-thinker sketch, which was supposed to be a diss on Razorfist but which he couldn't get right because he didn't actually watch enough Razorfist to know how to do it right (just like his Jordan Peterson parody, and neither of those guys should be hard to satirize, Robert's just shit at it like everything else), Robert never so much as acknowledged either of them. He couldn't even do the "Who are you?" schtick, because Sargon was bigger than him even back then, and he obviously knew who Razorfist was.
Robert is a pussy ass bitch of the kind who goes on a tirade about how he's going to kick someone's ass, then screams like a little girl when that person turns around and raises a hand towards him. He just does it on the internet because he's not even brave enough to pull that shit in real life.