Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LiquidKid]

Is this the end of FilmRobert?
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Will he fall to the might of Corna Chan? WIll Corna Chan ruin the superior future?

He might not be able to eat like he used to, which could possibly improve his health

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

One last one for now, Bob just cannot catch a break.

Spoiler: "hard to be nice all the time"

It starts with this

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“oh my god https://t.co/lu9stgYWAX”

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Then goes to this

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“@intothecrevasse ...were we on bad terms? Sincere question - I have no reason to be on this end, followed as an admirer of your work. But I also can't keep track of who in the business has decided to dislike me or for what reason anymore. If so, well... that's a shame, but sorry I guess?”

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Yes, it's engaging in good faith is what gives you "shit blowback" Bob and has nothing to do with the bizarre, hateful rhetoric you spew from your gaping maw almost every other day. Now give Bob asspats!

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“Engaging in good faith generally gets me shit blowback. Asking sincerely "Hey, did I say something?" generally get's me silence. People wonder why it's hard to be nice all the time, even if you can manage to be "good" most of the time. 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/OhRr0Pmpry”

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Getting silence is probably the harshest form of "who are you?" Bob receives, especially when he follows that person.

If Bob weren't the colossal embarrassment of mewling tard rage that he is, based on things like his sperg out today, I'd feel sorry for him. Not that Bob would want my pity anyways and not like I hadn't all but ran out of any to give him.

 

[Brahmin Baron]

One of the groups vulnerable to the Wuflu are people with pre-existing conditions, like diabetes. Another group are children. Like your niece, you fucking psychopath.

Sorry about getting off-topic, but is that part about children being more vulnerable true? I heard it was the elderly who are more vulnerable and that children are relatively safe. I'm worried about my younger siblings now.

 

[Positron]

BREAKING NEWS!

We went from half the country to around a quarter of it being worth saving and Bob has broken his silence on the Wu-Flu.

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“The worst thing about viruses is they really are amoral. Sure, it's fun to think about, say, these people and literally ALL their viewers collapsing into coughing fits in the street - but it might also happen to the 20-25% of the country that DOESN'T deserve to be in pain...

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"The worst thing about viruses is they really are amoral"
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I thought the 20-25% Superior Future Elite will be safe in their airlocked bunkers overseeing robotics, which in turn crack their holowhips on the 75-80% deplorables / disposibles?

 

[elder god]

Bob: I argue in good faith!

Also Bob:

NEWS UPDATE!

FUCKING COWARD DELETES TWEET!
PROCLAIMS "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"!
HANGS BANNER!

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“It did it's job. https://t.co/e5I13ue1Wl”

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“I live to serve :) https://t.co/ESDLLUMZe1”

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You'd think Bob could keep his stupid backpedaling straight. One minute he's totally trolling, the next minute, he's just trying to discuss things in good faith and is oh so nice all the time. He doesn't even get that he's still wishing for people to be in pain and suffer, because they don't agree with his politics, its still a fucked up thing to wish upon other people, not to mention that this is a pretty serious virus going around. It wouldn't be hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that he keeps trying to get away with what he said and people didn't keep calling him on it.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Mega Man: Upon a Star Is An Anime About… Promoting Japanese Culture? | The Big Picture

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Blob's voice is now so shredded that his brother is forced to read his script. He makes a valiant effort, but doesn't quite manage to capture the smarmy exceptionalism.

It's been like this for the last 3 videos on the Escapist, including the most recent one released about an hour ago.

I joked way back in this thread that Bob's tweeting style and voice over presentation style are identical, I bet his scripts are written exactly as he reads them. All the *heavy sighs* and drawn out "Yeeaaahhh"s, awkward pauses... and statements turned into questions? Sure enough, Chip'n fail reads the script exactly as Bob would have wrote it. Also, I haven't watched one of his videos in a long time, and for fuck sake, he's still using the same art and format from over a decade ago? He's always claiming to be a creator, yet he has never evolved in his creations. Everything must be just drag and drop. Such low level effort.

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That last tweet got me thinking, and maybe this has been obvious but I'm just now catching it. "Who in the business". We make fun of Bob's lack of moral foundation and that he tweets for social media woke point, but does he also think Twitter is a networking platform? Does he think all this time he's spending sucking up to the right Leftists and Troons on Twitter that that's going to open doors for future career opportunities, instead of getting better at his craft? Once the marginalized rightfully take power from the white men, they will look at him and see he is "one of the good ones" because he was on the right side of herstory and therefore deserves a low effort/high status job in the superior future.

Sorry about getting off-topic, but is that part about children being more vulnerable true? I heard it was the elderly who are more vulnerable and that children are relatively safe. I'm worried about my younger siblings now.

I saw a YouTube vid of a virologist on Joe Rogan, and he said remarkable few people under 19 have shown any symptoms or something like that, I don't want to get it wrong. He said some viruses don't affect children the same way as they affect adults. I guess it's kind of like chicken pox, you have to get it young because if you get it when you're older, it will fuck you up.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

So The Hunt is coming out soon. How much praising will Bob give to the antagonists and fail to see the point of the film, satirical as it may be?

 

[Adamska]

NEWS UPDATE!

FUCKING COWARD DELETES TWEET!
PROCLAIMS "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"!
HANGS BANNER!

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“It did it's job. https://t.co/e5I13ue1Wl”

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I can't wait until this mentally subnormal fuck tries to claim any further comments on how he advocates biological means for genocide as being out of context.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Man, Chip really doesn’t have a clue about what subjects he should make content about. I mean, first there’s his bizarre obsession with Blockbuster that he won’t shut up about and now he’s making a documentary of Ska of all fucking things? I mean I like Ska, but nobody’s really given a shit about it in like 20 years. He’s fixated on his own nostalgia just like his big bro, but unlike Blob Boy his old school wankfest isn’t even based on anything people really look back on much. At least with Mario 3 it’s something that’s a classic that people still discuss today, with Chip it really seems like he’s upset that all the shit he used to love in the 90’s isn’t around anymore.

It's probably like yahtzee, but a failure. Yahtzee can be quoted saying he just threw things at the wall hoping for one to stick and got luck woth zero punctuation.

Also, is it gonna be ska in general, or about a specific genre/wave of ska? My only knowledge of ska from a fan perspective is mainly 90s early 2000s ska.

 

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You can't even walk back shitty tweets without breaking your shins, can you Robert? Holy Shit. You really wanna keep with this bullshit to save face.

Nobody buys that you were "lol, U mad bro?", you don't have the swag for that Robert.

Because sure, you were making edgy boi joke, but at the same time you are a pearl clutcher worrying about little girls not having role models to dress up in halloween and you get genuinely get upset by every little perceived aggression against your political allies or the troglodytes that precluded you from the "superior future".

You can't have a turn of face and say "lol, Genocide, Am i funny or not?", people are going to bash you in fatass.

Then you delete the tweet in shame (BTW, shit steers don't delete their shit steering tweets), and once again you have to do the awkard "I'm not owned" dance.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", Bob continues to insist

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Also, is it gonna be ska in general, or about a specific genre/wave of ska? My only knowledge of ska from a fan perspective is mainly 90s early 2000s ska.

The movie's about the history of the genre and bands of ska from its inception, rise, to now.

 

[Calandrino]

Was bob always doomed to cowdom or was there a definite point where he went off the deep end willingly or otherwise?

It's interesting to wonder if e.g. CWC might have turned out different if he'd been raised in a better environment, or what kind of artist Dobson would be if he really made an effort to improve himself. By contrast, I think Bob is, in a way, fairly self-actualized, in the sense that he has no wasted potential. Writing edgy Care Bears self-insert fanfiction about killing God is probably the best allocation of his talents, and he is, if anything, more successful than it makes sense for him to be. What we have is the best version of MovieBob that could be hoped for.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's interesting to wonder if e.g. CWC might have turned out different if he'd been raised in a better environment, or what kind of artist Dobson would be if he really made an effort to improve himself. By contrast, I think Bob is, in a way, fairly self-actualized, in the sense that he has no wasted potential. Writing edgy Care Bears self-insert fanfiction about killing God is probably the best allocation of his talents, and he is, if anything, more successful than it makes sense for him to be. What we have is the best version of MovieBob that could be hoped for.

Bob has never displayed an kind of artistic or creative talent in any form. I don't see Bob drawing or writing stories. Dobson has at least a modicum amount of talent in drawing. If it wasn't for his personality he would have likely had a decent career in his field. Chris has displayed interest in drawing at certain points, but doesn't really seem to have the talent for it.

More importantly, this raises another issue about Bob that I still can't figure out. What does he actually want to do? He obviously wants something more, but I don't get what it actually is. Does he want to write, direct or design? Does he want to make movies, TV shows or video games? Write books or comics? I would say that he wants to be a more recognized media critic, but I've always assumed that he just viewed being a critic as a platform to something bigger and more influential.

The best of I've gotten out of him is that through all these dumb pitches he comes up with on Twitter, he just wants to be the idea guy who comes up with ideas and lets everyone else do the work. All while he makes the money and receives the recognition for how great his idea was.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's interesting to wonder if e.g. CWC might have turned out different if he'd been raised in a better environment, or what kind of artist Dobson would be if he really made an effort to improve himself. By contrast, I think Bob is, in a way, fairly self-actualized, in the sense that he has no wasted potential. Writing edgy Care Bears self-insert fanfiction about killing God is probably the best allocation of his talents, and he is, if anything, more successful than it makes sense for him to be. What we have is the best version of MovieBob that could be hoped for.

Which is kind of horrifying to think about.

 

[King Ghidorah]

Bob has never displayed an kind of artistic or creative talent in any form. I don't see Bob drawing or writing stories. Dobson has at least a modicum amount of talent in drawing. If it wasn't for his personality he would have likely had a decent career in his field. Chris has displayed interest in drawing at certain points, but doesn't really seem to have the talent for it.

More importantly, this raises another issue about Bob that I still can't figure out. What does he actually want to do? He obviously wants something more, but I don't get what it actually is. Does he want to write, direct or design? Does he want to make movies, TV shows or video games? Write books or comics? I would say that he wants to be a more recognized media critic, but I've always assumed that he just viewed being a critic as a platform to something bigger and more influential.

The best of I've gotten out of him is that through all these dumb pitches he comes up with on Twitter, he just wants to be the idea guy who comes up with ideas and lets everyone else do the work. All while he makes the money and receives the recognition for how great his idea was.

I think it's pretty obvious that he just wants to be Foodie Bob so he can just shovel crap in his face and get paid to do it

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I think it's pretty obvious that he just wants to be Foodie Bob so he can just shovel crap in his face and get paid to do it

I'd Believe it. New England has a pretty toxic foodie scene. The Chipman brothers wpuld be basically indistinguishable from the crowds at some of the more cliché farmers Market's held in MA, and the ridiculous upscale places on Newbury Street.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob has never displayed an kind of artistic or creative talent in any form. I don't see Bob drawing or writing stories. Dobson has at least a modicum amount of talent in drawing. If it wasn't for his personality he would have likely had a decent career in his field. Chris has displayed interest in drawing at certain points, but doesn't really seem to have the talent for it.

More importantly, this raises another issue about Bob that I still can't figure out. What does he actually want to do? He obviously wants something more, but I don't get what it actually is. Does he want to write, direct or design? Does he want to make movies, TV shows or video games? Write books or comics? I would say that he wants to be a more recognized media critic, but I've always assumed that he just viewed being a critic as a platform to something bigger and more influential.

The best of I've gotten out of him is that through all these dumb pitches he comes up with on Twitter, he just wants to be the idea guy who comes up with ideas and lets everyone else do the work. All while he makes the money and receives the recognition for how great his idea was.

Wouldn’t that be a producer or studio executive then since they usually come up with the ideas and pitches?

 

[ScottSteiner]

It confirms that Bob's mom never was one of those women who had a fancy sewing machine, or any sewing machine, really. Those things were made of broken promises, broken dreams, and had to go to the doctor more often than the kids.

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Blob always projecting his own loathsome existence onto other people.

I know that Bob knows fuck all about... anything but this is a stunningly ignorant take, even for this mong. Does he not understand how difficult life was for nearly everyone back in the day? This sheltered little cunt with zero talent, or effort put into anything except thirsting over lesbians and China on Twitter knows nothing about struggle, nothing about what it took to survive back in the day. Please tell me that he was ripped apart for this.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Please tell me that he was ripped apart for this.

As of today it has 2 retweets, 11 likes and no comments.

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“@Roachamis There's no need for that, honestly. Were "meritocracy" rendered TRULY color-blind in this country, most of white America would fail in all things simply by having so seldom been historically asked to really TRY before. Natural selection is efficient when allowed to be so.”

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[Jetpack Himmler]

He obviously wants something more, but I don't get what it actually is.

I'm not sure if I completely agree with that assessment. I believe that Bob is doing what he wants to do, getting paid to CONSOOM product, but he wants to be a major influencer. Look at how pissy he got with Joker and Sonic the Hedgehog. He comes off as another angry Twitter sperg.