Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Robert, yet again fantasizing about the Gulag queen of North Korea:
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No one is thinking or going to think about a tyrant being a "girl-boss", or do some "geek" discussion about if the a female north-korean dictator is hot or not. It might render one late night show crappy joke, and that is it, no one really gives much of a fuck about north Korea anyway.

Once again Robert seems to be living in his own little world, the same one where there were angry mobs about Joker losing Oscars, instead of that one poor youtube motherfucker that everybody laughs at. No one buys this shit Robert, stop making up shit and pretent do be upset at it.

And Not even Robert buy the crap he sells. He talks about the prospective of a female North Korean Dictator being "exquisite", but I think he just fancies this as him being cleverly smug funny.

Same shit when he talk about lesbians and how cool "generic movie premisse A" met "generic movie premisse B" but with lesbians!!! He doesn't give a shit about lesbians, he just think liking them is cool.

Sad thing, he tries to be clever and witty, but Robert doesn't have an ounce of charisma, even if it is behind twitter posts, he always comes off as a creep.

 

[The tired cat]

No one is thinking or going to think about a tyrant being a "girl-boss", or do some "geek" discussion about if the a female north-korean dictator is hot or not. It might render one late night show crappy joke, and that is it, no one really gives much of a fuck about north Korea anyway.

Once again Robert seems to be living in his own little world, the same one where there were angry mobs about Joker losing Oscars, instead of that one poor youtube motherfucker that everybody laughs at. No one buys this shit Robert, stop making up shit and pretent do be upset at it.

And Not even Robert buy the crap he sells. He talks about the prospective of a female North Korean Dictator being "exquisite", but I think he just fancies this as him being cleverly smug funny.

Same shit when he talk about lesbians and how cool it would be if "generic movie premisse A" met "generic movie premisse B" but with lesbians!!! He doesn't give a shit about lesbians, he just think liking them is a "oh it's so hot, but I'm keeping my distance" is cool.

Sad think, he tries to be clever and witty, but Robert doesn't have an ounce of charisma, even if it behing twitter posts, he always comes off as a creep.

I'd be more curious who in their demented brain would consider this bitch "hot" or "attractive". Even by scales of attractive Asian chicks, she looks like someone introduced her face to a brick several times and then tried to restructure her face with an RPG slider.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'd be more curious who in their demented brain would consider this bitch "hot" or "attractive". Even by scales of attractive Asian chicks, she looks like someone introduced her face to a brick several times and then tried to restructure her face with an RPG slider.

She's not fat or objectively hideous but she has a man jaw and dead eyes, along with really prominent bone structure that gives her a case of skull face. "Creepy" is the word I would use to describe her looks. Like if you wanted to invent the most stereotypical Asian woman serial killer, this is the face you would come up with. Considering Robert is a trannie chaser and sociopath, that probably just makes her even hotter to him.

Incel Bob: You should not exoticize Asian women.

Also Incel Bob: Really wants to see Devon Aoki naked because she is so strange and exotic that he just has to see what one looks like not wearing any clothes.

Robert just wants to check to see if that rumor about sideways vaginas is true.

At this point I'm 100% percent sure that Bob has a severe case of yellow fever. He will bend the knee to literally any dictatorship in the world as long as it involves Asian waifus.

He definitely has yellow fever, but he'll deny it if anyone calls him out because that's a problematic white dudebro thing. Obviously as someone who loves Mario and hates COD, it can't apply to him.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

She bathes in th eblood of virgins. So she's the one person on the planet that might have a use for Bob.

Well, maybe if she's trying to achieve a fuller appearance? Her face is kind of gaunt.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

SQUARE TOED LOAFERS?

WITH WHITE SOCKS!

Checks out for someone that probably bought one pair of "dress" shoes for job interviews after graduating in the early 2000's but oh my god, his fashion sense just keeps getting more hilarious.

Looking at the lumpy state of that jacket, he put it through the home washing machine at least once, just like Onision. Most people would toss it after that. I suspect the same is true of those faded "dress" pants that show up in a few pictures, that look straight out of 1999. He only wears these lumpy, faded things a few times a year, so he thinks the same cheap junk from 20 years ago is good forever. That only works if you're a tweed covered geezer.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Provide evidence people are fed up with Trump please.

 

[Red Hood]

Looking at the lumpy state of that jacket, he put it through the home washing machine at least once, just like Onision. Most people would toss it after that. I suspect the same is true of those faded "dress" pants that show up in a few pictures, that look straight out of 1999. He only wears these lumpy, faded things a few times a year, so he thinks the same cheap junk from 20 years ago is good forever. That only works if you're a tweed covered geezer.

I don't think Bob has bought new dress clothes since 9/11. I mean you can get away with that IF you choose more timeless pieces (i.e. if Bob had bought a pair of decent Oxfords instead of those loafers that look like a cut down biker boot). I've gotten a lot of mileage out of a worsted wool Navy suit that I got my Senior Year of High School. With a few alterations here and there it's still my go to for business attire- the key being, it's simple, solid color, and it's professionally altered to fit me so it doesn't draw attention to the fact that it's a 15 year old suit.

Having ill fitting business wear sends an unspoken signal in the business and professional worlds especially when you're trying to make a first impression. It can signal that you're slovenly, that you don't respect the person you're meeting, or worst of all that you're incompetent. Bob's personality and sartorial choices come together to point to the fact that he is, in fact, all three.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Having ill fitting business wear sends an unspoken signal in the business and professional worlds especially when you're trying to make a first impression. It can signal that you're slovenly, that you don't respect the person you're meeting, or worst of all that you're incompetent. Bob's personality and sartorial choices come together to point to the fact that he is, in fact, all three.

Come to think of it, when was the last time Bob had a real job interview? I have a hard time imagining that he could get a job at McDonalds after the Patreon bucks dry up and the Ecaspist bites the dust. All a prospective employer has to do is google his name to see the abhorrent things that dribbled out of his foul mouth over the years. The Internet never forgets, nor should it considering his opinions and bad attitude.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Come to think of it, when was the last time Bob had a real job interview? I have a hard time imagining that he could get a job at McDonalds after the Patreon bucks dry up and the Ecaspist bites the dust. All a prospective employer has to do is google his name to see the abhorrent things that dribbled out of his foul mouth over the years. The Internet never forgets, nor should it considering his opinions and bad attitude.

I could see him getting hired at McDonald's, but nothing higher than that. He'd enjoy the food benefits, but the stress and cheap/free fast food would make him overeat and fatten up like crazy. Like, after a year or two of working at McDonald's he'd be approaching long-lost Slaton brother territory. He wouldn't fit into a uniform anymore or be able to clean himself properly so he would stink of sweat, hate, and rotten meat. They'd eventually be forced to fire him assuming he didn't snap and yell at an Obsolete Mayonnaise Ghoul customer (or manager!) and get fired before that.

 

[kappageist]

She's not fat or objectively hideous but she has a man jaw and dead eyes, along with really prominent bone structure that gives her a case of skull face. "Creepy" is the word I would use to describe her looks. Like if you wanted to invent the most stereotypical Asian woman serial killer, this is the face you would come up with. Considering Robert is a trannie chaser and sociopath, that probably just makes her even hotter to him.


Robert just wants to check to see if that rumor about sideways vaginas is true.


He definitely has yellow fever, but he'll deny it if anyone calls him out because that's a problematic white dudebro thing. Obviously as someone who loves Mario and hates COD, it can't apply to him.

I mean when it comes to communist states, especially NK I'm sure everyone has some degree of "dead eyes".

Spoiler: Me going bla bla blah

I personally like a lot of women of various backgrounds, and there are plenty of asian women who are beautiful, and in Japan many of them do Tokusatsu porn-spoofs for Giga & Zen Then you got the "Ellen Pao's", the "Sue Park"s, and "my ex I met at a metal concert at Slim's in SF in 07' who was once cute and fun to hang out with until she went to colege and drank the Sarkeesian Kool Aide"s of the world, and NK's new Daenerys to me just looks like Ellen Pao with a terrifying amount of power. For all I know it might have been HER who jumped that one relative defecting and smeared what was it poison in his face at the airport somewhere in Asia (anyone remember what I'm talking about there, Kim Jogn-Un's uncle or somebody)

But with Bob I'm sure all that's running in his head is him being self-inserted into the 007: Die Another Day opening sequence getting his carrot pinched by scorpions with her hovering over him.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

They'd eventually be forced to fire him assuming he didn't snap and yell at an Obsolete Mayonnaise Ghoul customer (or manager!) and get fired before that.

I'm picturing the recently-fired Bob showing up at said McDonalds wearing a pig mask and brandishing his BB guns before some working class Mayonnaise Ghouls tackle and pin him to the floor.

 

[Mola Ram]

he would stink of sweat, hate, and rotten meat.

Implying this isn't already the case.

 

[Flexo]

Provide evidence people are fed up with Trump please.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I could be mistaken, but that is hilarious as to me when Wendy says:

"Dead enders" is a reference to people who haven't had kids as the "minimum civic task of a citizen" would be... making more citizens! (and keeping society going)

Bob STILL doesn't get it and proceeds to rant about voting.

(Maybe I'm wrong, but let me enjoy this laugh a minute.)

 

[Ashen One]

Think Bob would relax on the politics if we slapped a pair of tits on the orange man too?

You need both the tits and to make him look asian, otherwise Bob won't be interested.

She bathes in th eblood of virgins. So she's the one person on the planet that might have a use for Bob.

As the whole "bathing in blood" story goes, Elizabeth Báthory bathed in the blood of beautiful young women because she believed doing so would keep her young and beautiful as they were. So Bob's blood would only be useful to Kim Yo-jong if she wanted to become fat and diabetic, but even then there are less disgusting ways to achieve that than bathing in a red liquid that's at least 30% fat.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

To go a little off topic, I heard Kim Yo Jong is a pretty ruthless woman and tortures people. Is this true and why wouldn’t I be surprised if Bob would fall in line for her?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

To go a little off topic, I heard Kim Yo Jong is a pretty ruthless woman and tortures people. Is this true and why wouldn’t I be surprised if Bob would fall in line for her?

Only good North Korea alive is Kim Han-sol. Also, Kim Yo Jong wont fuck Bob so there's no reason for him to white knight for her. She already has a kid and has her choice of better men than him, even if they're all North Korean.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I'd be more curious who in their demented brain would consider this bitch "hot" or "attractive". Even by scales of attractive Asian chicks, she looks like someone introduced her face to a brick several times and then tried to restructure her face with an RPG slider.

She looks like a Necron.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

She looks like a Necron.

Shit, so that's where all the Pariahs went? To North Korea?

 

[Puck]

To go a little off topic, I heard Kim Yo Jong is a pretty ruthless woman and tortures people. Is this true and why wouldn’t I be surprised if Bob would fall in line for her?

Because blob loves to fantasize about torturing and killing people he views as his inferior, so of course he'd fall head over heels for a woman who's already living his fantasy.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

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