Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You think Bob has ever read Plato's The Republic?
He'll probably be upset with the false advertisement
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It's a shame because the story of Atlantis is in there and that's an allegory for what happens to a nation when it becomes too corrupt.

Athens beat back the Atlanteans because Athens was not morally corrupt at it's core, because even though the Atlanteans were superior as a civilization their leadership was corrupt as they come and they ceased to exist because of it.

He spergs about technology, but everything China puts out is a front and their leadership is morally corrupt. No civilization lasts like that.
 
Who is Naomi Wu? Is she someone who is friends with Movie Bob? The plot ,%,$ rtt t tt$$=,$$$%keeps getting deeper every ,trrday.

Shes a chinese Youtuber known as SexyCyborg. Shes an wildly exipitionist DIY tech blogger with big bolt on tiddies that sometimes even light up and change colors. In the world of boobie streamers and costhots she is someone well past the event horizon. But oddly fascinating to watch.
 
He spergs about technology, but everything China puts out is a front and their leadership is morally corrupt. No civilization lasts like that.
One observation I have of China is that the leadership has never shed the "Middle Kingdom" nonsense, even after getting their asses handed to them in the Opium Wars and everything that happened afterward. That is not to say that the Chinese people are a lost cause. The citizens of Hong Kong are putting their lives on the line to resist Chairman Pooh and Taiwan AKA the Republic of China is less corrupt and inept as far as I'm aware. One of the chief reasons why they have gotten away with their shit show is because Western Civilization has grown complacent and greedy because we want our shitty electronics made be (near) slave labour on the cheap and outsourced our manufacturing sector to them.

Frankly, I believe recognizing the PRC was one of the biggest geopolitical errors of the 20th century in hindsight. My great-grandfather (no names) was Canada's ambassador to Norway and High Commissioner of India, and spent much of his career fighting for the recognition of the PRC because he was born in China to Lutheran missionaries and had ties to the PRC and ROC. I have an inkling that even he would be horrified at what the PRC is doing right now. Just because the Cold War ended with the Soviet Union's collapse does not mean the world's nations are all friends working toward one goal. I repeat: the PRC and Russia are exploiting the naivety, greed, and outright stupidity of people like Bob and the politicians HE supports to advance their own interests at the expense of our own.

TL;DR, Bob is just a useful idiot for Chairman Pooh.
 
Friendship with Wu is over. Kim Yo is new simp hotness
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Current Robots aren't superior enough
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"I love you Kim Yo Jong!! Will you please be my tyrannical Asian girlboss waifu!!!":
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A mass-murder is still a mass-murder.
Film Robert: "Hey won't it be hilarious when people start talking about how Kim Yo-Jong is sexy mommy dom? Hahaha! I'm not saying that myself of course, I'm just saying she cleans up pretty nicely! Hey here's a random nobody saying she's his waifu! Hahaha! I'm not saying she's my waifu and yeah, she's bad or something but she's kinda hot, no? I know I said that yesterday, but have I mentioned it yet today? Hahaha!"

You're not fooling anyone, you fat fuck.

Also, Bobby boy thinks that real robots work like C-3PO and shouldn't need any human direction or maintenance, but also keeps posting links to articles about robots that don't work like that at all and talking about how they're going to be replacing manual laborers any day now.

Hey, I'll have you know, Film Robert has read several original NES Mario manuals and numerous Wikipedia pages on indie filmmakers and their movies.
 
I'm going to make a very appropriate analogy to this bastard. Bob is like McDonald's. The first time interacting or observing brings you terrible disgust and makes you want to forget about it. But then it suddenly pulls you back in like a drug appealing to your masochistic side and you just want to see how more disgusting it will get.

Bob is a disgusting person on multiple levels, but somehow his hygiene isn't the worst offender.
 
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