Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I did a quick search and as far as I can tell he hasn't; someone is free to prove me wrong, of course. That being said, people have asked him to do a video on the leaks, and as far as I can tell, he hasn't responded to them.
I think, against the odds, Bob is smart enough not to touch this particular subject, seeing how every other YouTube channel that has talked about it has been DMCA'd.

I don't think it is just the fear of DMCAs, on the Escapist website, there is nothing about the leaks, not even a small post about it, the Escapist is completely ignoring it and I think that's the editorial for everybody. The escapist right now just want to be the blandest place on earth.

if it was up to Robert, you bet he would be on this shit, not just to "dunk" on the manbabies like the progressive alpha chad that he is, but mostly because his views are on the shitter. He can't break into 50k views on a any of his videos for the past month, except when he talks about the Avengers or the Joker movie.

Robert is need of a new controversy to milk. Sure, we all know what his take on that would be, but right now the shit show is the talk of the town, and anyone with a video about it is getting those clicks. That has been Robert's problem lately, if it ain't capeshit, or if it ain't culture war bullshit, people don't give two shits for what he has to say... and what he has to say is usually pretty bland, and he doesn't have the advantage of having charisma to bring the clicks to watch anything.
 
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False equivalency, you fat asshole. When the guy below you says "southern genocide" he's referring to woke Twittertards gloating over southerners catching Wu Flu or scoffing at the idea that they deserve to survive ie- literally wishing indiscriminate death on people in southern states. "White genocide" as it's used as an "alt right dog whistle" is about birth rates between racial groups.

BTW, slightly off topic sperging, but I really hate this use of the term "white genocide" to be about out-fucking and interracial TV kissing instead of killing, which is the actual definition of genocide. It has completely overshadowed and obscured actual white genocide, which is something that absolutely historically has happened- after the Haitian Revolution, during the Congo Crisis, and the government backed death squads in Zimbabwe in the 90's, for a few examples.
 
False equivalency, you fat asshole. When the guy below you says "southern genocide" he's referring to woke Twittertards gloating over southerners catching Wu Flu or scoffing at the idea that they deserve to survive ie- literally wishing indiscriminate death on people in southern states. "White genocide" as it's used as an "alt right dog whistle" is about birth rates between racial groups.

BTW, slightly off topic sperging, but I really hate this use of the term "white genocide" to be about out-fucking and interracial TV kissing instead of killing, which is the actual definition of genocide. It has completely overshadowed and obscured actual white genocide, which is something that absolutely historically has happened- after the Haitian Revolution, during the Congo Crisis, and the government backed death squads in Zimbabwe in the 90's, for a few examples.
Mocking the term "southern/white genocide" is...acceptable in the context of whether it's used by a bunch of supremacist spergs (like the birth rates thing Placebo mentioned), but in the context of where an entire group is literally being killed off by natural, pseudo-natural, or human causes (Corona, Haitian Revolution, Zimbabwe (good lord the pictures from that place are the stuff of nightmares)) makes you look like an immense asshole.

Of course, this is Robert we're talking about so it'd wouldn't be a surprise if he was both mocking the term and was totally for both uses of it.
 
"barreled ranged-weaponry" :story:
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What an erudite wordsmith, Bob's so insanely intelligent that even without ever leaving his basement to interact with other humans he's able to succinctly distill the views of millions of Americans into a single tweet. But wait, i thought working class Americans had all evolved into baristas and YouTube critics?

And its just funny that he retweeted this
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This is just pure cope on Bobs end, "sure i'll never be able to eat at expensive restaurants and enjoy fine dining but some twitter gamer girl assured me that 3-star Michelin cuisine could never top a big-mac." Also it's curious how she's apparently never eaten at these places with her parents.
 
False equivalency, you fat asshole. When the guy below you says "southern genocide" he's referring to woke Twittertards gloating over southerners catching Wu Flu or scoffing at the idea that they deserve to survive ie- literally wishing indiscriminate death on people in southern states. "White genocide" as it's used as an "alt right dog whistle" is about birth rates between racial groups.

BTW, slightly off topic sperging, but I really hate this use of the term "white genocide" to be about out-fucking and interracial TV kissing instead of killing, which is the actual definition of genocide. It has completely overshadowed and obscured actual white genocide, which is something that absolutely historically has happened- after the Haitian Revolution, during the Congo Crisis, and the government backed death squads in Zimbabwe in the 90's, for a few examples.
And possibly what could happen in South Africa. Taking away your farmer's lands isn't going to look well for ANYONE, both minority and majority. But this is MovieBob we are talking about, so he's jerking himself off raw to the thoughts of white genocide (self-hating people are the worst) and his dream of a harem of Asian women slobbering over his knob in a self-automated mansion while he laughs at the people he considers troglodytes being killed indiscriminately. A dream that I can say that will never happen.
 
Does Bob not understand (yes I know, he never understands) that people don't just revert to rapemurdering cannibals after like a month or two of disruption? He legitimately seems to think that rural communities are out there right now killing everyone around them because they have nothing better to do, when in reality rural areas are probably the least affected by all the lockdowns.
very true: if total breakdown of law and order does occur, it'll happen in the cities of his beloved coastal elites
 
Some Twitter person: "Don't you review comic book movies?"
Bob: "Actually, I don't review anything! Not for 4.5 months anyway."
Great reply there, Bob! Really owned them!

Also, that thing where he seems to think COVID-19 is some kind of reality-warping event or something... Just what the fuck was that about? Is Bob late to the party again, this time to writing SCPs?
 
Some Twitter person: "Don't you review comic book movies?"
Bob: "Actually, I don't review anything! Not for 4.5 months anyway."
Great reply there, Bob! Really owned them!

Also, that thing where he seems to think COVID-19 is some kind of reality-warping event or something... Just what the fuck was that about? Is Bob late to the party again, this time to writing SCPs?
He doesn’t seem to care that since there isn’t any content to review right now, he and The Escapist can’t take in revenue. And if that happens, you can expect outlets like Escapists to cut costs and lay-off employees.
 
Bob almost had me here. I thought he put away his hate for all things testosterone to give a good review for an action movie. But then at the end he reveals a Brown Asian woman gets to shoot and beat up dudes. So, that's why he likes it.
This is how he looks when he fantasizes a spin-off series of the kick-ass pee o'sea chick:
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Bobby is defensive about reviewing capeshit:
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People don't mind him reviewing capeshit so much as slavishly slobbering over it. Nice try fatty.

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If Bobby only reviewed the most obscure foreign arthouse flick, he would likewise slather his reviews with silly hyperbole (Jean-Luc Godard is the next stage of human evolution), asinine politics, revenge fantasies, and incel drool. It is the author, not the subject matter, that makes or breaks a review.
 
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Mocking the term "southern/white genocide" is...acceptable in the context of whether it's used by a bunch of supremacist spergs (like the birth rates thing Placebo mentioned), but in the context of where an entire group is literally being killed off by natural, pseudo-natural, or human causes (Corona, Haitian Revolution, Zimbabwe (good lord the pictures from that place are the stuff of nightmares)) makes you look like an immense asshole.

Of course, this is Robert we're talking about so it'd wouldn't be a surprise if he was both mocking the term and was totally for both uses of it.
the thing is, the ingsoc spergs like Film Robert and all his senpais would frame those instances (Haiti, Zimbabwe, etc) as Mayonnaise EuroGhouls getting what they deserve for blaxploitation and oppression. But last I checked, even if members of a group did horrible things, killing ALL or even a large part of said group is never justified, which is why it is wrong to kill all "niggos" because/even if there are gang members shooting each other in downtown Big Blue Cities.
 
An economy doesn't just collapse overnight. It takes time for the full effects to take hold. We wouldn't suddenly open up the country to see its become the ending of a mediocre Jordan Peele movie while we turned around. Even after the housing market collapsed, the full effects of the consequences didn't hit until months or even years later. I know MB's fantasy is a destroyed, abandoned midwest and a completely ruined economy that would guarantee Trump's failure at the ballot box, but the scenario he dreamed up is absurd.

But Bob is an exceptionally re-tarded individual who thinks the way things happen are basically either magic or a video game loading up the next level.
 
He legitimately seems to think that rural communities are out there right now killing everyone around them because they have nothing better to do, when in reality rural areas are probably the least affected by all the lockdowns.

I can confirm that we aren't. Still getting my forty a week here, though, the Best Buy did barricade their doors with carts, and Five Guys brings the food out to you. It's been mostly food services that I've seen knocked out.
 
And its just funny that he retweeted this
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Didn't Bob just post a picture of a teensy tiny gourmet steak he ate at a high end steakhouse that he spent about 50 bucks for (when you add in the cost of booze?) Is Bob admitting that his Mountain Dew chicken was better than that and that he was just wasting his money trying to show the proles what a gourmand he was?

Or is this just another case of Massive Thirst Man retweeting a girl with a cute avatar because of his massive thirst?
 
Didn't Bob just post a picture of a teensy tiny gourmet steak he ate at a high end steakhouse that he spent about 50 bucks for (when you add in the cost of booze?) Is Bob admitting that his Mountain Dew chicken was better than that and that he was just wasting his money trying to show the proles what a gourmand he was?

Or is this just another case of Massive Thirst Man retweeting a girl with a cute avatar because of his massive thirst?
As I said to @The Nothingness, Occam's Razor?
 
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the thing is, the ingsoc spergs like Film Robert and all his senpais would frame those instances (Haiti, Zimbabwe, etc) as Mayonnaise EuroGhouls getting what they deserve for blaxploitation and oppression. But last I checked, even if members of a group did horrible things, killing ALL or even a large part of said group is never justified, which is why it is wrong to kill all "niggos" because/even if there are gang members shooting each other in downtown Big Blue Cities.
That's absolutely how they'd justify it, and unfortunately it's a much larger group than just fringe weirdos like Bob. The best quick response would be, "They killed children."

A slightly longer answer would be that in Haiti the purge happened after the Haitian victory, wasn't a result of spontaneous action but the result of a pogram by Jean-Jacques Dessalines who traveled to each city in Haiti to make sure all the white French were exterminated (there were actually few killings before his arrival in each place), and that raping white women and forcing them to marry black men to be spared was commonplace. Mixed race men were also forced to participate in the killings by Dessalines to enforce their loyalty to the new regime.

In Zimbabwe the genocide of white farmers happened a full two decades after the Bush War and after the White Rhodesians had capitulated to all the revolutionaries' and international communities' demands. Blacks completely dominated the government, military, and police so "muh systemic racism" isn't an excuse. If anyone wants to argue that white domination of the farming industry justified what was done to them, we can have a little conversation about a group of people whose name rhymes with shoes in a place called Germany.

Regardless, these weren't things that were done in the chaos of war, the heat of the moment, or as acts of revolution or self defense. They were government planned ethnic cleansings of civilians.

Didn't Bob just post a picture of a teensy tiny gourmet steak he ate at a high end steakhouse that he spent about 50 bucks for (when you add in the cost of booze?) Is Bob admitting that his Mountain Dew chicken was better than that and that he was just wasting his money trying to show the proles what a gourmand he was?

Or is this just another case of Massive Thirst Man retweeting a girl with a cute avatar because of his massive thirst?
Robert has shit taste. In food, in entertainment, in clothing, you name it. Whenever he seems to be enjoying something "high end" he has to make a big show of it, like when he took a picture of that dinky little steak and his wine like he's some kind of foodie blogger. I don't doubt that he genuinely enjoys fried bologna sandwiches over fine dining, but just like how he's simultaneously a blue collar member of the working class just scraping by and is a massively successful big shot depending on what's most convenient for pwning the chuds, he has to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to refined vs lowbrow taste in movies and food.
 
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