Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And watching these videos of his now, I can see that Bob is reading from short scripts that he writes. In the videos he's reading these long passive sentences that no one speaks naturally. Sentences like those are the product of bad, unedited writing.
This stands out like a sore clit. Bob is so enthralled with his own writing that he ends up with videos that are WAY too long, with him talking a mile a minute and barely able to catch his breath. Watching him is an unpleasant experience on multiple levels.
 
I was under the impression that he lived in his brother's basement. Did MovelssBewb find a new hole or was I just wrong on that fact?
If that was ever the case, it was years ago. Current intel places him at a residence in Revere that may or may not belong to one of his aunts, where he's renting out the basement of a split level home and as far as I know the people upstairs are complete strangers to Bob. I think his bro still lives in Lynn.
 
He didn’t say “I know my floor looks dirty, but I accidentally ruined it with harsh cleaners and now it looks absolutely gross until I replace the tile” or anything like it. I refuse to believe that this guy keeps his living quarters like a pig pen, marinates raw meat for five days at a time, but is on his hands and knees scrubbing floors on even an annual basis. He’s a dirty person and his floor looks exactly as I’d expect.
You think he's smart enough to know when he's fucked something up and can come up with a proper excuse for it?
 
EFAP fans seem to bring up his taste for movies a lot despite liking the exact same type of garbage he does.
Efap fans waddle in the Marvel Disney slop trough as well but despite their selection being subpar they at least have a spectrum of quality delineated within it. Bob just dunks his head in and inhales
 
I feel like if Bob had a girlfriend, he wouldn't shut up about her because he can't help but brag whenever something remotely good happens to him. Since he's said absolutely nothing, he's either ridiculously good at keeping personal details hidden, or he doesn't have one. Apply Occam's Razor again, and that's your likely answer: Bob's a literal incel.
Considering some of the pictures of himself he's actually tweeted out, I do not believe for one moment he can keep ANY personal details hidden.

Heck in the photos from the Mexico wedding, notice we never saw any pics of him even standing or sitting near a woman, with a remote possibility of talking to her. Or when he went out to that Boston protest which had pictures.

Nah, Bob's gal is sweet lady Twitter.
 
Considering some of the pictures of himself he's actually tweeted out, I do not believe for one moment he can keep ANY personal details hidden.

Heck in the photos from the Mexico wedding, notice we never saw any pics of him even standing or sitting near a woman, with a remote possibility of talking to her. Or when he went out to that Boston protest which had pictures.

Nah, Bob's gal is sweet lady Twitter.
What if Blobbo was in the closet?
 
What if Blobbo was in the closet?
I doubt it, if he was, he would wear it on his sleeve for woke points
What @Wulfpack Legend said.

Also, again, then we would actually have seen images of another man with him, him talking with dudes, etc. There's just no way he would suddenly develop that much restraint.

Oh no, the one thing I can be very, very sure about Bob is that he has a straight case of yellow fever. If Devon Aoki came up and said, "Vote for Trump and I'll be your waifu" Bob would become the single greatest MAGA-tard of all time so fast this entire board would be thrown back in time.
 
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The irony of Robert claiming that anyone else is hateful. It's near enough impossible to find anyone who hates everyone they disagree with as much as Robert does on any side of the political spectrum.
 
Soooo...Only guys hated Twilight. Ignoring that there were females who despised this bullshit series because of ya know garbage like "Oh, if your BF try's to rape you or acts like a creepy stalker means he loves you" just to name as ONE example of that series or the fact the only people who defend said series were either single ugly mothers OR uglier than Nuclear War fat tween bitches. Frankly, forget that "only Americans hated Twilight, hurr durrr.." EVERYONE despised this series across the fucking globe. It was bullshit then and it remained as cheap and badly written bullshit that paved a way for other hack single women to write their crappy YA novels.

I remember being on the equivalent of KF lit boards back in the day. Best summation of twilight and the phenom I ever heard:
"Look, guys have porn too but we don't go around trying to convince people it's high art."
 
I think most people realize at some point that when a teacher says "this is going in your permanent record, in red ink!" is just a way to try and get kids to behave. There's no permanent record that lasts after school.
That's what Kavanaugh thought too...

I'm pretty sure Moviebob said he like Godzilla just so he could bait people into hate watching him.
Why? Godzilla films are full of those lovely, sexy asian bodies he's all into...

IMO, Moviebob's political opinion is an unholy amalgamation of the worst aspects of both sides. He somehow lands in the authoritarian left and right. He TRANSCENDS political alignment (and not in a good way)
Again: He's a Strawman Golem. If you took the most cliche amalgam of Alex Jones' craziest rants, you'd be in the same zip code as movieBob.

(What if Stalin was reincarnated as Bob for punishment?)

EFAP fans seem to bring up his taste for movies a lot despite liking the exact same type of garbage he does.
EFAP fans admit they're just plain entertainment that they like. Bob argues the Marvel movies are the equivalent of Shakespeare and the Greek operas.
 
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The irony of Robert claiming that anyone else is hateful. It's near enough impossible to find anyone who hates everyone they disagree with as much as Robert does on any side of the political spectrum.
I thought the "bad states" got that particular reputation thanks in part to their most noteworthy cities being run by Democratic mayors who are more interested in promoting diversity and union rights than keeping industry and infrastructure afloat. After all, nobody thinks of anything other than Manhattan when the hear the words "New York."
 
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