Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Hope you folks like to talk about cartoon lesbians, because I get this feeling that Robert is bringing his big bucket to get this topic dry.

Next week: top ten female characters that deserve a gay reboot.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Wait is She-Ra female? I thought it was a tranny?

 

[Adamska]

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Hope you folks like to talk about cartoon lesbians, because I get this feeling that Robert is bringing his big bucket to get this topic dry.

Next week: top ten female characters that deserve a gay reboot.

Billy-Bob. It's not that hard to see what you're doing; you're trying to exploit twitter bots and the end of a hated show by all but said bots and the pretty much nonexistant but eternally screaming woke crowd to try and feel relevant again.

You aren't a clever one dude, and social media is a worthless metric.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Big dreams never die, they just go unfulfilled until you do. Keep dreaming of kissing a girl and getting out of the basement, Bob. Not gonna happen, but maybe the dreams will motivate you to get in shape, get therapy, improve your relationships with your family and employers, manage your anger...lol jk, you’re doomed.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

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Hope you folks like to talk about cartoon lesbians, because I get this feeling that Robert is bringing his big bucket to get this topic dry.

Next week: top ten female characters that deserve a gay reboot.

Wait I just noticed:

>MovieBob Productions

Completely pretensious. Autists making animated Sonic fanfic movies have more of a production studio than MovieBob does.

 

[Chilson]

Wait I just noticed:

>MovieBob Productions

Completely pretensious. Autists making animated Sonic fanfic movies have more of a production studio than MovieBob does.

Clearly only a highly prestigious production studio would (badly) paint a wall green rather than get a much cheaper and easier to use green screen.

Checkmate Republicans.

 

[Robert James]

So hypothetically speaking, let's say a few years down the line Netflix puts out a child-porn-friendly cartoon, how soon do you think it would be before Bob starts to shill it? If a man's thirst can drive him to declare an inverted penis a vagina, could that same thirst drive him to say "Well, she's technically hit puberty, so I guess she's good to go..."

Wait. How old is Adora and Catra in the Netflix series again?.......

They already have that show, it's called big mouth. You don't want to see it, it scars people.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I don't even think the green wall is in his own apartment, which is tiny, dark, and crammed full of pop ephemera. I think the green wall is over at his brother's house.

 

[thismanlies]

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Hope you folks like to talk about cartoon lesbians, because I get this feeling that Robert is bringing his big bucket to get this topic dry.

Next week: top ten female characters that deserve a gay reboot.

No Bob. Even if you put them on body pillows, they still won't sleep with you.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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Hope you folks like to talk about cartoon lesbians, because I get this feeling that Robert is bringing his big bucket to get this topic dry.

Next week: top ten female characters that deserve a gay reboot.

Why is this whole She-Ra queer baiting nonsense even getting play? I mean outside of Bob's super creepy lesbian worship fetish.

This is like the sixth cartoon to do the "main female character kisses other main female character in the final episode" thing.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The new She-Ra has inspired a generation of 30 somethings to carve graven images into their flesh and walls.

Spoiler: Bob is smert

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“We're going to see this mark on things for decades, I think - possibly long after the point where we remember where it was from in the first place. Not just on merch or as ink, but as tags and grafitti. Covert signs etched into walls, to mark safe places - and memories. ❤👍 https://t.co/cAk8IqiPM6”

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Holy shit, I'm as exceptional as Bobbyboi. I completely missed the part where he proudly proclaims that this dumbass, kinda heart design from throw away media that's only watched 30 year olds with daddy issues and troons, will be used to mark SAFE SPACES. The way the dipshit has worded it, I can see him picturing himself like Gary Oldman at the end of The Dark Knight that for some reason can only speak in predicate.

*20 years from now*
A genderless child with it's state issued guardian passes by the last theater in the world where mandated viewings of Disney movies for the homeless take place. The child points towards what can only be described as a wheelbarrow scooter carrying a fleshy mass of beard, glasses, wearing a Captain-N bib, and no feet waiting in line. The child falls to the ground when it catches a whiff of mold and stale beer and notices a heart shaped brand on the barrow thing's distended corpulence. The curious child turns to it's state issued guardian and asks "Does he know She-Ra?". Before the child and state issued guardian are catapulted into a volcano for bigotry, there is a low gurgling from the mouth hole of the barrow thing that, as legend says, sounded like "Yeah kid. I do".

~ excerpt from "The Future I Earned"

 

[Mola Ram]

Holy shit, I'm as exceptional as Bobbyboi. I completely missed the part where he proudly proclaims that this dumbass, kinda heart design from throw away media that's only watched 30 year olds with daddy issues and troons, will be used to mark SAFE SPACES. The way the dipshit has worded it, I can see him picturing himself like Gary Oldman at the end of The Dark Knight that for some reason can only speak in predicate.

*20 years from now*
A genderless child with it's state issued guardian passes by the last theater in the world where mandated viewings of Disney movies for the homeless take place. The child points towards what can only be described as a wheelbarrow scooter carrying a fleshy mass of beard, glasses, wearing a Captain-N bib, and no feet waiting in line. The child falls to the ground when it catches a whiff of mold and stale beer and notices a heart shaped brand on the barrow thing's distended corpulence. The curious child turns to it's state issued guardian and asks "Does he know She-Ra?". Before the child and state issued guardian are catapulted into a volcano for bigotry, there is a low gurgling from the mouth hole of the barrow thing that, as legend says, sounded like "Yeah kid. I do".

~ excerpt from "The Future I Earned"

I HAVE SEEN THE SUPERIOR FUTURE, AND IT DOESN'T WORK.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing forty-year-old men watching She-Ra is the most virgin thing one can do.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Why is this whole She-Ra queer baiting nonsense even getting play? I mean outside of Bob's super creepy lesbian worship fetish.

This is like the sixth cartoon to do the "main female character kisses other main female character in the final episode" thing.

Just replace star Wars stuff with "I saw cartoon lesbians"

 

[King Dead]

The new She-Ra has inspired a generation of 30 somethings to carve graven images into their flesh and walls.

Spoiler: Bob is smert

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“We're going to see this mark on things for decades, I think - possibly long after the point where we remember where it was from in the first place. Not just on merch or as ink, but as tags and grafitti. Covert signs etched into walls, to mark safe places - and memories. ❤👍 https://t.co/cAk8IqiPM6”

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Fucking christ. As others have said, barely anybody watched Nu-Ra, and nobody liked it but the woke crowd. And the woke crowd is so vanishingly small that nobody is going to know what this symbol supposedly means, nor will we see it "for decades." Twitter is not an accurate representation of reality, Blobbo. This garbage will be thrown in the dumpster alongside every other awful reboot of the past couple decades, and nobody will remember it once the next "history-making" crap comes along.

I mean shit, y'know how I know this won't be used to mark "safe places - and memories" like Bobby claims? It's far too complicated. The most popular graffiti tags have the simplest designs, something that's easy to remember and easy to draw. Think like the anarchy symbol: an "A" in a circle, anyone can draw that. Or how many times did you see that "S" symbol carved into desks at your school? I probably don't even need to post a picture for you to know what I'm talking about. Even a classic like "Kilroy was here" is memorable and simple.

This shit is diamonds and dots and lines in a vague heart shape. Who the fuck is gonna bother with taking the time to draw that out? Even if everyone in America watched this show and knew of this symbol, I can guarantee barely anyone would draw it simply because they couldn't remember how. The fact that nobody watched it means nobody will.

Also, keep your lesbian fantasies in your pants, Blobbo. You're disgusting.

Bob knows about anime and parental issues.

Spoiler: Explanation for his mommy gf fetish?

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“American Animators: "I'm working through childhood issues; Dad liked BEER a bunch, and Mom was kinda high-strung and unfulfilled - CRAZY!!!" Anime Creators: "If I wasn't doing this, I'd probably be skinning people. My father said 4 words to me. Ever. Mother? ..................."...

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Spoiler: pics in tweet

The screen shots are from a show called Parasyte and the woman is carying her child like that because she's an alien who ate the brain of the body she's in and eats other peoples brains and meaty bits. Spoilers:While she does not have emotions because of the aforementioned alien and brain eating, she ends up sacrificing herself to save her baby because, in the end, she is still a mother.
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Please, Bobby, give us your incredible insights into anime. I'm dying to hear your galaxy-brained takes on the industry.

Bob basically suffers from the same delusions that someone like John Flynt/Brianna Wu does: assuming complete knowledge on every topic and shitting out half-baked opinions with nothing to back them up. Dunning-Kruger is a hell of a drug.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I HAVE SEEN THE SUPERIOR FUTURE, AND IT DOESN'T WORK.

The future rises.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Lol, I'm sure lots of She-ra fans are the type to go out and vandalize buildings with spray paint, that's perfectly plausible. Does he think there's going to be some sort of She-ra fan underground in thirty years with secret spaces and shit? Like an Underground Railroad for people too pathetic to be bronies? Oh, Bob.

 

[The tired cat]

I dunno why, but this crazy talk about Nu-Ra reminds me of all those tweens that were going nuts about those terrible YA novels that had kids "rebelling against the oppressive/totalitarian regime" and how all those YA books would have characters flash various symbols or hand signs. Now guess how that clown house turned out.

 

[King Dead]

Lol, I'm sure lots of She-ra fans are the type to go out and vandalize buildings with spray paint, that's perfectly plausible. Does he think there's going to be some sort of She-ra fan underground in thirty years with secret spaces and shit? Like an Underground Railroad for people too pathetic to be bronies? Oh, Bob.

No, you have to think even dumber. Bobby thinks that this retarded symbol will become secret lesbian code divorced from the show, marking safe places for lesbos to scissor each other, or used by teen girls to mark the location of their first lesbian experience. He legitimately thinks that we'll be seeing this shit decades from now. This is what Bob actually believes.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Why does Blob think it's okay to encourage political violence? Tossing a milkshake at someone is still assault.

Seriously what's with antifags and dairy products?

throwing drinks around was also the MO of virgin incel Elliot Rodger, who habitually threw drinks at happy couples out of sexual frustration... totally coincidental, I'm sure
I'd be very amused if milkshaking somehow, impossibly, became known as 'doing an Elliot Rodger'