Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Meet the genderswapped Bob:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hveOlyKgE-A

She was already amazed and gasped at the company logo. Why do people do this?

 

[Neko GF]

Bob is really leaning into his personal brand of creepy basement-dwelling incel. The amount of lipstick lezzie fantasizing he does on Twitter is remarkable. Especially since he’s likely impotent due to his diabetes meds and obesity.

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More nuanced, insightful political analysis from our big boy in the basement:

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>*women*
Male feminist and troon ally, Robert Chipman.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Someone should tell him that Super Mario games are based on a man constantly going further to the right.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The thirst is real. (archive)

 

[Neko GF]

The thirst is real. (archive)

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Is he trying to out-Dobson Dobson?

 

[Mola Ram]

The thirst is real. (archive)

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You've reached a point where shilling a children's cartoon hijacked by perverts is your genius plan to get your dick wet with some scowling Tumblrina dyejob. Fucking jump in front of a bus already, Bob.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Blob's mother's replies sounds like the kind of noncommittal, agreeable praise that every mother gives to their 5 year old when she sees him proudly holding up a fingerpainting and declaring it "a picture of you, Mom!"

"Why yes, honey. That's nice. What's that? Your children's cartoons show girls kissing each other? That's nice....I suppose..... That one girl has different colored eyes.... Oh, it's a cat? Oh............cute...." (backs away slowly and places tupperware in the sink to wash and disinfect.) "Well, I have to get back to work, honey. Have lots of chores to do!" (Bob leaves. Bob's Mom slumps over the sink.) "Oh God, what did I do to deserve this? Lesbian Cartoons now. Oh well. At least this means he'll spend even MORE of his time jerking off in his basement and less time over here reminding me of my failures as a parent....."

 

[BubbleButt]

It's a pretty blatant case of r/thathappened

 

[Flexo]

Blob's mother's replies sounds like the kind of noncommittal, agreeable praise that every mother gives to their 5 year old when she sees him proudly holding up a fingerpainting and declaring it "a picture of you, Mom!"

"Why yes, honey. That's nice. What's that? Your children's cartoons show girls kissing each other? That's nice....I suppose..... That one girl has different colored eyes.... Oh, it's a cat? Oh............cute...." (backs away slowly and places tupperware in the sink to wash and disinfect.) "Well, I have to get back to work, honey. Have lots of chores to do!" (Bob leaves. Bob's Mom slumps over the sink.) "Oh God, what did I do to deserve this? Lesbian Cartoons now. Oh well. At least this means he'll spend even MORE of his time jerking off in his basement and less time over here reminding me of my failures as a parent....."

I decided to look a bit into this she-ra stuff by hoping over to TV Tropes.

The main character's lover at the start of the series:

At the end of the series:

Just saying... looks like the lesbianism went off when one of them adopted a pretty boyish look.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's a pretty blatant case of r/thathappened

That's what makes the words he put in his mother's mouth even more cringeworthy. THAT is his idea of high praise. THAT is how he imagines it sounds when a mother is proud of her son. "That's nice, dear. If you'll excuse me, I have to go wash the Tupperware you brought back filthy."

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Quit involving your mom in your children's show lesbian fetishism, Bob.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Quit involving your mom in your children's show lesbian fetishism, Bob.

Freud would have a fucking field day with this gaggle of mayo ghouls.

 

[blablabla]

A 40 year incel talking about cartoons with his mom is not a good look Bob you fucking r.etard

 

[RandomBattles]

Reminder this smoothbrained manchild defended rapists until he dimly realized that their political value failed.

Really? When was this?

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character in the movie “Happiness.” There are no cartoon characters in that film so Bob probably hasn’t seen it, but let’s just say it’s not a likeness he should be flattered by.

Bob reminds me of the therapist guy more...

 

[RandomBattles]

The thirst is real. (archive)

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"Safely" return tupperware? Was he afraid he would trip over his own lard and get impaled by tupperware bowls?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The fact that a mother she her forty year old son still watching kid cartoons is cringey as hell.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Safely" return tupperware? Was he afraid he would trip over his own lard and get impaled by tupperware bowls?

He's virtue signalling about keeping himself properly masked and protected from the Chinese Coof.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m sure Bob’s family has been grading him on a curve since he was born. But I bet his mom is relieved her husband isn’t here to witness these deep and meaningful conversations about lesbian She-ra and other kiddie (fiddler) crap. You know she’s wondered at least once or twice if her son is a little TOO into little kid fun, if you catch my drift.

 

[Bolo]

Follow up to the Mama Chipman tweet.

Yep, this tottally a happened Robert, 100%.