Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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GIB ME ROBO CUMMIES!
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The Bahtain Dynamics tweet
I can't down load the vid for some reason but you're not missing anything. It's a twenty second promo for their Spot (I think that's it's name) robot that's filled with sexy lighting and panoramic shots that ends with "stay tuned" on the screen.
Just you watch out you obsolete mayonnaise ghouls! Your dogs are, like, 30 years from being replaced!
 
Three if you count how Bob needs Chris to stick up for him. “Busts his ass” will never not make me crack up. :story:

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Oh, we’re entertained all right, Christopher.
I'm sure unstructured word vomit processed through bare minimum editing is just so much wor- Oh wait, this is Bob, that probably is pretty hard for him; almost as hard as walking up the stairs in the morning.
 
In the midst of this one dumb tweet, we all missed a much dumber conversation about GTA V that this tweet was apart of.
I'm now kind of hoping that Rockstar continues to be lazy and will continue to milk every last drop out of that game.
This is actually tough to respond to with all the fuckery going on with those posts. It begins with someone bitching about the portrayal of women. And wraps up with everyone somehow agreeing with Bob, and Bob somehow saying he agrees then explaining how her theory of portrayal was bullshit to begin with, after rattling off his own bullshit theory to augment her bullshit theory, and concluding with this thing... It was like this thing we had a word for sometime ago, before UK courts became the judge of context in jokes... What was that called? You know where you've overblown a characteristic of a time, place, person or thing? Parroty? Potty? I know there's a word somewhere and somehow that might explain the character designs being so... Stereotypical! It's a stereotypically game. No... I guess someone should ask Bob. Oh fuck! Did I just use a lot of words to say virtually nothing as well? Bad writing's like a fucking disease.

On a serious note; Bob's contempt for fathers is disgusting. He should honestly be ashamed of himself. I sincerely wonder if Bob feels attachment of any real sort to anyone in his life. Perhaps he loves the superior future so much because he can't love anyone at all and didn't understand it when people tried to love him. Its rather tragic. So are its horrific results if my hypothesis is accurate.
 
GIB ME ROBO CUMMIES!
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The Bahtain Dynamics tweet
I can't down load the vid for some reason but you're not missing anything. It's a twenty second promo for their Spot (I think that's it's name) robot that's filled with sexy lighting and panoramic shots that ends with "stay tuned" on the screen.
Just you watch out you obsolete mayonnaise ghouls! Your dogs are, like, 30 years from being replaced!

I wouldn't be surprised if Bob's such an autistic asshole that he couldn't even bond with a real dog. Only objects and soulless bleep-bloop game pixels and loud, flashy projected images on a screen really hold Bob's attention or affection, and he's perpetually frozen at the age when he first played Mario.

Why on earth am I being so a-loggy of Bob lately?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Bob's such an autistic asshole that he couldn't even bond with a real dog.
How does Bob think a robo-dog is going to improve his life in any way?
His Robotnik-style belief that he *needs* robots in his life is so creepy (it's easy to see why he hates the Sonic movie).
It gives off Lucas Werner vibes, like Bob is going to boot up his robo-dog and ask it

"SO WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT, NEW WINGMAN??!"
"Arf arf, there are approximately 350,000 women currently living in the city of Boston arf arf."
"I programmed you not to be so GREEDY! Hook me up with a young bae RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!!"
"Arf arf, you are displaying signs of a seizure, calling medical services now arf arf."
"GIVE ME THOSE PHONE NUMBERS!!!"

Sorry, maybe the videogame spergery broke me.
The women in GTA5 are terrible people because everyone in GTA is a terrible person.
It's like when Anita Sarkeesian gets mad when Catwoman looks hot, but ignores when Batman is also super shredded.
 
Personally I have no love for Confederate Statutes as a Uppity Yankee who can't stand Southern Lost Cause Bullshit. But Blobby and his SJW ilk need to STFU with the Treason Bullshit given they practically jack it to that troon Manning.
I want them to shut about the Confederates and treason because these are the same people who will take any opportunity to screech about how evil and morally bankrupt America is.
If they hate America so much then why do they care if some Southerners literally 150 years ago tried to leave it?
 
It's no surprise that people who want to crash the entire American political and social systems are supporting Biden. If there's no one helming the ship of state, it's a lot easier to crash it into the rocks. Bob, dumb lemming that he is, thinks Biden will get elected and the shadowy, unaccountable figures who'll really be running things will clamp down hard with an iron fist on everyone he hates. The reality is that there will be two dozen factions in Washington constantly fighting and undermining each other. Violence is inevitable. There won't be one civil war, there will be dozens. Who wins? A strong man will arise, promising to put an end to the chaos. Bob thinks we're sliding towards fascism now? After a couple years of a Biden administration, America will be positively sprinting towards fascism. This fucking dummy thinks the DNC, bankrupt both morally and economically and already mired in intersectional infighting, is going to run America. It's just more of Bob's magical thinking. He thinks the Dems can just wave a wand and America will go along with whatever brutalist fantasy he has in mind. No one will resist, no one will fight back. I don't know if Bob actually really thinks that red states are empty or full of mouth-breathing cousin-fuckers, but he's going to be disabused of that notion pretty fucking quick when the food trucks stop showing up in Revere and CNN journos start getting sniped from a half-mile off, or when he can't get on the internet because the power won't stop browning out.
What? Multiple political factions in Washington, not everyone instantly doing whatever the puppet president says because of party loyalty? That's nuts, it's all The System and they're all in lockstep with whoever's in charge, anything more complicated than that would get in the way of Bob's or a stereotypical 1990s conspiracy theorist's worldview. The DNC will push through that oversight board that will drum out every Republican from every police department in the country, take control of the military, and then the only right-wing resistance to anything they propose will be truckers, militia nuts, and Liberty U. They'll have all the technology, all the money, all the relevant institutions, and all the brainpower. Nothing could stop the Superior Future then!

Maybe we're dealing with a reverse Francis E Dec, he believes in the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, and thinks its a good thing that should be empowered?
 
Even if Robert wasn't completely wrong (which he was), that's a blatant deflection.

Retweeted by Bob, without a hint of irony:

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"ME! I'M BEHIND THE SCREEN! HOW CAN YOU SUBHUMAN METH GHOUL THINGS DEHUMANIZE ME LIKE THIS!? YOU'RE SO HEARTLESS!"

Also see his Tweet above where he laughs at drug problems and human trafficking in red states (which he exaggerates), because someone mentioned that blue states are the ones where minorities suffer the worst problems.
 
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Bob is so devoid of the ability to acknowledge/connect with other humans, and so focused on consooming, that he thought this wistful tweet was about grills and tableware.

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Of course one of his goofy followers had to chime in with “BLACK PEOPLE INVENTED COOKING MEAT OVER FIRE, NEVAR 4GET!!!”
 
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