Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

So what does that make the alien queen? A troon?

An inconvenience to his smoothbrain seen it before narrative.

I actually like the wasp analogy more, but both are applicable. Geiger saw the thing as a bio-organic nightmare that ultimately is a rapist in how it can violate and kill you; it is a theme with him.

O'Bannon and co saw it more like the wasp, where it propogates like a jewel wasp and hides in annoying places. Scott (pre hack days) combined both elements with just the scary monster that goes boo for what is legit my favorite horror movie of all time.

 

[cypocryphy]

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Bobby drinks more white-guilt kool-aid and vomits out a blueprint of Superior Future:
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It seems -- how can you ever tell for sure with Bobby? -- now he thinks that "a largely capitalist framework" where only the elites occupy position of power is something undesirable, and will, as Alex Hochuli, alluded, stymies the rest of humanity. But then why should the rest of humanity matter to Bob?

Faggots using big words to look smart and pretending to understand what the other is talking about.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob self diagnoses himself on twitter.com

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1273548646081089536

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "... ...yeah, that checks out." / Tw…

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tweeted pic from some instagram life coach

I'ma gonna go through them and see if Bob truly matches up.

1. I guess you could say that his arfing to whatever the people he likes say is weird form of pleasing though he has zero problem running out/over more than half the country.

2. Procratsinate? I really can't tell. Hard work? I don't believe that Bob has worked hard on any of his projects other than to go to thesaurus.com to "punch up" his script, based on the end..."quality".

3.

4. His posting times are a verification of that.

5. His posting history is a verification of that.

6. (see number three)

7. lol yeah he does.



So based of a non clinical pic stolen from instagram I think that we can conclude that Bob is suffering from "high functioning anxiety". Thank you Mustafa for your hard work of making an easily digestible info-graphic so dummys on the internet can say "Wow! That describes me to a T!"

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I love the dichotomy that exists in Bob's mind. Marvel and Nintendo are the absolute height of art and the greatest things to ever exist in entertainment. Any counter arguments go out the window since their popularity with people proves that it must be true

However, they are also these super secret underground works and Bob is one of the few insiders who understands them.

I remember my NES actually coming with Super Mario included. How fucking underground could Mario have been when every NES came with the goddamn game?

ETA: Wikipedia is telling me that 30% of American households had an NES by 1990, three years after the NES was introduced. Everyone had Super Mario, and everyone played Mario.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bizarro take on Alien:

The "giant erection" belongs to a female organism with a drive to lay eggs.

This would make William Hurt the victim of cinema's most vivid and most literal "Fuck you, Dad".

 

[Positron]

You can't really have a "fear of failure" when you've failed so badly it becomes impossible to fail worse.

I believe Bob has anxiety, but he’s not “high functioning” unless he has a full-time job we know nothing about. He’s an immature person who does shitty things and correctly hates himself.

"Busy-ness" doesn't equal "function". Let's call it "much-ado anxiety" instead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I believe Bob has anxiety, but he’s not “high functioning” unless he has a full-time job we know nothing about. He’s an immature person who does shitty things and correctly hates himself.

 

[Flexo]

This would make William Hurt the victim of cinema's most vivid and most literal "Fuck you, Dad".

I think you mean John Hurt?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think you mean John Hurt?

God damn it.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I like that reply to Bob was just the commenter saying the predator had a vagina mouth and Bob immediately took it to mean the Predator is problematically black.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If Robert’s complaining about his anxiety, he should’ve:

1. Not lose his job.
2. Not shove junk food down his fatass.
3. Not be blinded by rage and anger that causes him to do shit that gets him fucked in the first place.

But that requires not having his head up his ass.

 

[Neko GF]

Bob self diagnoses himself on twitter.com

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1273548646081089536

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "... ...yeah, that checks out." / Tw…

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I'ma gonna go through them and see if Bob truly matches up.

1. I guess you could say that his arfing to whatever the people he likes say is weird form of pleasing though he has zero problem running out/over more than half the country.

2. Procratsinate? I really can't tell. Hard work? I don't believe that Bob has worked hard on any of his projects other than to go to thesaurus.com to "punch up" his script, based on the end..."quality".

3.

4. His posting times are a verification of that.

5. His posting history is a verification of that.

6. (see number three)

7. lol yeah he does.



So based of a non clinical pic stolen from instagram I think that we can conclude that Bob is suffering from "high functioning anxiety". Thank you Mustafa for your hard work of making an easily digestible info-graphic so dummys on the internet can say "Wow! That describes me to a T!"

1) Yes, constantly ranting about how much you hate everyone who disagrees with you and want to oppress, disenfranchise and even genocide them is definitely "people-pleasing". Even when it comes to sucking leftie cock, he fails. Even they don't like him for a multitude of reasons . Mostly due to his stance on eugenics and the working class.

2) Robert's "job" boils down to watching Hollywood sloop. Which is what he presumably does when he's not "working".

3) Bad news for Robert. He's already a failure and I don't consider Robert's "job" to be actual work.

4) Actually that holds up.

5) Constantly thinking about how bad everyone he doesn't agree with probably isn't helping.

6) Again, Robert has nothing to be preoccupied with. He's a worthless NEET who does nothing but consoom basic bitch shit.

7) Let's see, we know he's an alcoholic, "fairly small amount of McDonald's", and self-sabotages his chances at getting viewed in a positive light with his political opinions.

Overall he meets 2/7 for his self-diagnosis.

 

[BubbleButt]

I have an easier analysis: Bob, you're an unlikable asshole with an appropriate case of self-loathing, not anxiety, you fucking simpleton.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

1) Yes, constantly ranting about how much you hate everyone who disagrees with you and want to oppress, disenfranchise and even genocide them is definitely "people-pleasing". Even when it comes to sucking leftie cock, he fails. Even they don't like him for a multitude of reasons . Mostly due to his stance on eugenics and the working class.

2) Robert's "job" boils down to watching Hollywood sloop. Which is what he presumably does when he's not "working".

3) Bad news for Robert. He's already a failure and I don't consider Robert's "job" to be actual work.

4) Actually that holds up.

5) Constantly thinking about how bad everyone he doesn't agree with probably isn't helping.

6) Again, Robert has nothing to be preoccupied with. He's a worthless NEET who does nothing but consoom basic bitch shit.

7) Let's see, we know he's an alcoholic, "fairly small amount of McDonald's", and self-sabotages his chances at getting viewed in a positive light with his political opinions.

Overall he meets 2/7 for his self-diagnosis.

I don't even get why number six and three are included in this image. Because their points don't make any sense in conjunction with the other points in this image. Wouldn't somebody with anxiety actually be turning down things to do or more work because of their fear of failure? It doesn't make sense for them to be tackling more things in life if they can't mentally handle it do to anxiety getting in the way.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob doesn't shit himself in public (that we know of), and is able to speak in full sentences. I guess that's high functioning, if you're as complete an autist as Bob is.

For people who manage to live above ground, maintain steady and rewarding employment, and are capable of actual relationships, both with friends and romantically, Bob is a complete failure.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I'm not sure if Bob actually has anxiety, but if he does then I'd point out that anxiety is a very common co-morbidity of autism.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

If I lived all my life being shunned socially and I spent all my time in a basement obsessively watching an electronic screen, I'd be pretty anxious all the time myself. I don't actually know if his anxiety comes from innate autism or if it's something he's literally trained himself into.

 

[kiwipenguin]

She-ra is Wuthering Heights!

This is nothing new or groundbreaking as shows like steven universe and adventure time have already done this before.
The only reason he probably cares is because it's a fusion of both blob's love for 1980's nostalgia and 2010's wokeness

 

[Flexo]

This is nothing new or groundbreaking as shows like steven universe and adventure time have already done this before.
The only reason he probably cares is because it's a fusion of both blob's love for 1980's nostalgia and 2010's wokeness

Exactly. He knows what She-ra is. He doesn't care or know about Steven Universe or Adventure Time.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Comparing the les-bait She-Ra cartoon reboot to Wuthering Heights, comparing Avengers to ancient Greek theater, comparing the ending of SMB3 to 9/11 and the console wars to Vietnam, Bob really is a master at melodramatic, highly exaggerated and extremely ill-fitting allegories and metaphors.