Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Say our name, Robert:
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Also, I know this isn't him. This guy has more hair than Robert does, along with a different shaped skull and face. Also, Robert is fatter than him.

I can't believe nobody else is highlighting this.

Bob, YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR FACE ON CAMERA IN VIDEOS! Guess what? That's 30-60 headshots a second.

If there's one thing this board has absolutely proved beyond a shadow of a doubt: you have PLENTY of headshots for us to mock until you get that robot body of yours.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob once again describes himself and projects by saying that people are bad. People are morally grey and the ONLY positive thing I can give to Bob is that he cares about his niece. That's it.

 

[Jarolleon]

I can't believe nobody else is highlighting this.
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Bob, YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR FACE ON CAMERA IN VIDEOS! Guess what? That's 30-60 headshots a second.

If there's one thing this board has absolutely proved beyond a shadow of a doubt: you have PLENTY of headshots for us to mock until you get that robot body of yours.

"If it's not a professionally done business-like headshot, it doesn't count!"-Moviebob, probably

 

[lolwatagain]

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Has Bob laid out his Final Solution to the Mayonnaise Ghoul Question yet, or is he saving it for "Brick by Brick 2"?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is losing his fucking mind on Twitter, completely triggered that two people are going to have a conversation. It’s nonstop Peter Coffin tweets, with two notable exceptions.

First, imagine tweeting or retweeting this without irony.

Second, which porn industry people is Bob hanging out with?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob is losing his fucking mind on Twitter, completely triggered that two people are going to have a conversation. It’s nonstop Peter Coffin tweets, with two notable exceptions.

First, imagine tweeting or retweeting this without irony.

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Second, which porn industry people is Bob hanging out with?


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Who knows but they must be small-timers that do as much B level cheap non-XXX rated stuff as they do pr0n. Being as thirsty as he is i'm not surprised Blob would make the effort to know some pr0nographers in order to get some inside fap footage cheap/free.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Bob is in a bad place. And I don’t just mean living in a basement.

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I would love to see an opinion poll to see how many people like Trump and how many people like Bob Chipman.

 

[Red Hood]

Good lord it's hard not to get MATI at Bob. If the things he says publicly are so vile and irredeemable, can you imagine what he filters out?

Agree and agree. Especially when you see his thirst posts flowing with posts about his imaginary sex soundtrack, porn usage, etc. Bob’s creepy stalker shit is real and alarming — definitely the kind of thing to flag in a thread title, especially for when the targets of his stalking campaigns find this thread.

Bob, your depression is telling you the truth.

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You know what’s ruining Bob’s life? Bob.

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“Period.” Lol what a gaywad.

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All friends of Devin Faraci are complicit in sexual assault. Period.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Good lord it's hard not to get MATI at Bob. If the things he says publicly are so vile and irredeemable, can you imagine what he filters out?

All friends of Devin Faraci are complicit in sexual assault. Period.

I think what we have seen on Robert’s Twitter proves he doesn’t have a filter, which is universal among autistic individuals.

 

[Red Hood]

I think what we have seen on Robert’s Twitter proves he doesn’t have a filter, which is universal among autistic individuals.

You make a good point. That's what's hard to grasp about lolcows (and to a lesser extent the social media obsessed in general)- they don't filter. They don't stop and think "Gee, maybe I shouldn't say that shit in public".

 

[Positron]

Bobby gives us the history of Superior Future:

"The stars" is not supposed to be a romantic metaphor; Bobby literally thinks Hillary Rodham would let him have his wedding with Princess Peach in outer space.

Then the subject shifts to the Cuaron movie Children of Men.

I haven't seen it so no comment, yet I wonder which video game critic who is not Robert Chipman would write such a line as "having an 'I had my first orgasm to Children of Men in college' aesthetic... "

Guess I'm not alone!


No idea about the following. Seems to me that Bobby is having doubts about "represenation" of queers in video games and B-movies:


Arthurian legends, but with Transformers!


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Peter Coffin fraternizes with The Enemy Milo Yiannopoulos. The leftist propaganda war is on!!!!




As usual, Bobby knew it all along:


Peter my son, I am disappoint.

How Coffin's decision to converse with the enemy is "really just about white", I leave as an exercise to the reader.
(Another Coffin detractor with the handle "MovieBob doesn't get to retweet me" pops up. Consider it your further reading.)

"Whoa why are you so hung-up with my edgy joke?"

Bobby should listen to his friend Nerdskull, who just said that if you make an edgy joke, you are complicit in the torture and murder of minorities.

 

[lolwatagain]

Second, which porn industry people is Bob hanging out with?


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Probably Matt Hickey

 

[Emperor Julian]

He seems to be using a bastardised version of whiggish or marxist history, where society is evolving down a specific path due to assesment of historical trends. it's true that Slavery is a economic dead end but Bob approach to the situation is way to simplistic and would probably require a certain degree of doublethink to avoid taking it to it's logical conclusion-

With this in mind the malformed idea of the superior future makes sense.

 

[Flexo]

"If it's not a professionally done business-like headshot, it doesn't count!"-Moviebob, probably

The man so chronically wrong, he ends up being wrong about himself.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Second, which porn industry people is Bob hanging out with?


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You're not involved in budget-cinema, Robert. You have a Youtube show and you used to work for Blockbuster. Those aren't the same thing.

I'm betting he went to some B-horror movie convention and tried to hit on a porn star that was doing signings there.

Guess I'm not alone!
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He may not be saying it, but I will Robert. Your syntax is stupid. I'd tell you to fix it, but I know you won't listen.

 

[Meriasek]

You're not involved in budget-cinema, Robert. You have a Youtube show and you used to work for Blockbuster. Those aren't the same thing.

I'm betting he went to some B-horror movie convention and tried to hit on a porn star that was doing signings there.

My guess is he religiously read the backsides of the porn VHS tapes at his local video store and daydreamed about them coming into the store and asking him to help out shoot the perfect porn with his immense cinematographical knowledge after they heard about him totally ruling the local budget cinema scene. He can't distinguish between fantasy and reality, so he just talks about it as if it really happened.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob woke up at the crack of dawn (nearly 9AM) to start a long day slaving over his steaming hot turd of a Twitter account. But his day is off to a bad start. Poor Bob!

 

[Red Hood]

Bob woke up at the crack of dawn (nearly 9AM) to start a long day slaving over his steaming hot turd of a Twitter account. But his day is off to a bad start. Poor Bob!

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Ahahahahah get fucked, Bob!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Idiots like Robert who are terrible at writing and grammar are allowed to graduate high school and college are just blatant proof how shit American education has become.

he didn't graduate college.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

First we had deep throat. Now we have deep thunk.

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I'm not discrediting that there might be shenanigans afoot regarding ANYTHING around Epstein. I just wanna point out that was, and still is, all for calling anyone a kook who thought there might be some shady shit going on until he found an angle to go after Barr and by proxy Trump. I do like how he is saying the most basic bitch stuff ever, "the deep state runs deep and will do what they can to stay there" like it's some sort of epiphany.